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Dad, England, and Fire: 5
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My full name is Jack Leroy Tueller. This is bwo
weeks after D-Day, it's dark, raining, muddy, and
I'm stressed, so I get my brumpet out and the
commander says: "Jack don't play tonight,
because there is one sniper left."
I thought to myself that, German sniper is as
scared and lonely as I am. So lI thought, I'll play
s love song.
hi
The next morning, here came a jeep from up the
beach about a mile and a half away, and the
military police says: "Hey captain, there's some
German prisoners gebting ready to go to
England, one of them keeps saying in broken
English, who played that trumpet last night?"
And he burst into sobs he said "When I heard
that number that you played, I thought about
my fiancee in Germany, I thought about my
mother and dad, about my brothers and sisters,
and I couldn't fire." And he sbick out his hand,
and I shook the hand of the enemy. He was no
enemy, he was scared and lonely like me.
The power of music.
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epicjohndoe:
The Real Power Of Music
epicjohndoe: The Real Power Of Music
Love, Respect, and True: This generafion has lost
the true meaning of romance.
You should treat vourlove llke a princess.
Glve herlove songs; something
with real'meaning.
There are so many songs that
dlsrespect wonen.You can 't treat the
woman you love as aplece of meat.
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be I'm old fashloned but to respect
the woman you loveshould be.a prlorlty.
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epicjohndoe:
This Generation Has Lost It
epicjohndoe: This Generation Has Lost It
Dad, England, and Fire: 5
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My full name is Jack Leroy Tueller. This is bwo
weeks after D-Day, it's dark, raining, muddy, and
I'm stressed, so I get my brumpet out and the
commander says: "Jack don't play tonight,
because there is one sniper left."
I thought to myself that, German sniper is as
scared and lonely as I am. So lI thought, I'll play
s love song.
hi
The next morning, here came a jeep from up the
beach about a mile and a half away, and the
military police says: "Hey captain, there's some
German prisoners gebting ready to go to
England, one of them keeps saying in broken
English, who played that trumpet last night?"
And he burst into sobs he said "When I heard
that number that you played, I thought about
my fiancee in Germany, I thought about my
mother and dad, about my brothers and sisters,
and I couldn't fire." And he sbick out his hand,
and I shook the hand of the enemy. He was no
enemy, he was scared and lonely like me.
The power of music.
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epicjohndoe:
The Real Power Of Music
epicjohndoe: The Real Power Of Music
Animals, Beer, and Cats: COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR ANIMAL GROUPS
A congregotion of alligators
A nest, army, colony, or swarm of ants
A shrewdness or troop of apes
A pace, herd, or drove of asses
A troop of baboons
An exaltation of larks
A leap of leopards
A pride of lions
A lounge of lizards
Atiding of magpies
A nest of mice
A labor of moles
A troop or cartload of monkeys
A herd of moose
A barren, span, or pack of mules
A romp of otters
A team, yoke, or drove of oxen
A parliament of owls
A bed of oysters
A company or pandemonium of parrots
An ostentotion, pride, or muster of peacocks
Apod of pelicans
A rookery or colony of penguins
A bouquet or nye of pheasants
A herd or sounder of pigs
A sloth or sieuth of bears
Afamily or colony of beavers
A grist, swarm, nest, or hive of beer
A sounder or singular of boars
An obstinacy, herd, troop, or gang of buffalo
Aflutter of butterflies
A wake of buzzards
A train, caravan, or flock of camels
A herd of caribou
A ciowder, cluster, giaring, or pounce of cats
An ormy of caterpillars
A herd or drove of cattle
A brood or peep of chickens
A coolition of cheetahs
An intrusion of cockroaches
A guip of cormorants
A bask or fioat of crocodiles
A murder of crows
A herd of deer
A pack of dogs
An are, dule, fiight, or pitying of doves
A poddiing.fiock, or raft of ducks
A convocation or aerie of eagles
A bed or sworm of eels
A herd or memory of elephants
A herd or gang of elk
A mob of emus
A business of ferrets
A charm of finches
A school or shoal of fish
A stand or fiamboyance of flamingos
A swarm, cloud or business of flies
A leash, skulk, or troop of foxes
An army of frogs
A goggle or skein of geese
A herd, corps, or tower of giraffes
A swarm, cloud, or horde of gnats
Aflock, herd, tribe, or trip of goats
A troubling of goldfish
A band or troop of gorillas
A cloud of grasshoppers
A coiony of gulls
A down or husk of hares
A boil, cast, or ketde of hawks
A hedge or siege of herons
A bloat of hippos
A herd or band of horses
A mute, brace, or pack of hounds
A cockle of hyenas
A band, party, or scold of jays
A smack or brood of jellyfish
A mob, herd, or troop of kangaroos
A prickle of porcupines
A school or pod of porpoises
A coterie of prairie dogs
A bevy or covey of quail
A nest or warren of rabbits
A gaze or nursery of raccoons
Arhumba of rattlesnakes
An unkindness or conspiracy of ravens
A crash or stubbornness of rhinoceroses
A building or clamor of rooks
A pod, harem, herd, or colony of seals
A school, shoal, or shiver of sharks
A flock or fold of sheep
A bed, knot, den, or nest of snakes
A host or ubiquity of sparrows
A clutter of spiders
A dray or scurry of squirrels
A chottering or murmuration of starlings
Aflight or gulp of swallows
A bevy, herd, or bank of swans
A sounder, drift, herd, or drove of swine
An ambush or streak of tigers
A nest or knot of toads
A hover of trout
A rofter, doie, or flock of turkeys
A bale or turn of turtles
A blessing of unicorns
A huddie or herd of walruses
A coiony, pack, sneak, or gang of weasels
A pod, school, mob, or gam of whales
Apack or rout of wolves
A wisdom of wombats
Adescent of woodpeckers
A herd, zeal, or cohort of zebras
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epicjohndoe:
Collective Nouns For Different Animals
epicjohndoe: Collective Nouns For Different Animals
Life, Party, and Tumblr: I believe that if
life gives you
emonS, you
should make
lemonade...
And try to
find some-
body whose
life has given them
vodka, and have
a party.
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epicjohndoe:
Best Thing To Do When Life Gives You Lemons
epicjohndoe: Best Thing To Do When Life Gives You Lemons
Dank, Work, and Artist: NIGHT BEFORE I 5:45AM
M GONNA
GET UP
EARLY AND
| GO TO THE
I DON'T
REALLY
NEED TO
WORK OUT
BEEP
ekA YDENHINES
6:30AM
7:30AM
IDON'T
REALLY
NEED TO
I DON'T
REALLY
、
BEEP
BEEP
THIS JOB
BEEP
I really need to pee though.
Artist: Kayden Hines
I really need to pee though. Artist: Kayden Hines
Bruh, Lit, and Memes: leightimtam:
NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH
MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT
ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW
THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE
TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS
DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF
THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY
"YOU NEED A HAND?" AND ITS SILENT AND
I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS
LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO
EMBARASSED
1
Bruh 😩😂
Bruh 😩😂
Funny, Head, and Memes: This dress is
When @FashionNova has you stepping into the weekend like a Queen 👑 Head to @FashionNova & find your go-to outfit today! 🙌 ✨Link in Bio✨
When @FashionNova has you stepping into the weekend like a Queen 👑 Head to @FashionNova & find your go-to outfit today! 🙌 ✨Link in Bio✨
Memes, 🤖, and Buccaneers: FINAL
21 27
FINAL: @Buccaneers go to 2-0! #GoBucs #PHIvsTB https://t.co/eVdHXvlp7p
FINAL: @Buccaneers go to 2-0! #GoBucs #PHIvsTB https://t.co/eVdHXvlp7p
Memes, Shit, and Wtf: Wake Up .
Do Something Do Nothing
Fuck it up
: Feel like shit
Hate Yourself
Go To Be
Same result.... so... wtf are we doing!?
Same result.... so... wtf are we doing!?
Birthday, Memes, and Happy Birthday: ta/smap:@kevinfreshwater
CWdannikadd
LAD
BIBLE
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you
'Whenever we go to a restaurant, I tell the staff it's her birthday' 😂🎂 @KevinFreshwater
'Whenever we go to a restaurant, I tell the staff it's her birthday' 😂🎂 @KevinFreshwater
