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Bad, Drinking, and Dumb: ierohero depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect! me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week gay-jesus-probably families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you, you're such a burden on this family. kremeroyale Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt* My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard. jackhasdreams Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings:)))) also I'm prescribing you 500 different medicines My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try taking a nap JW exjwthings My real life therapist: Okay, before we start,I found this hilarious video I know you'd love. atheistjwteen Therapist in media: serious face the whole time My therapist: *laughs awkwardly* skirriss therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "I'm afraid I haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]" my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT??? my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan can consume you, or you can now andromedex Actual things my therapist has told me: "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with context) "Damn girl you need to get your shit together." "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn't bleach or memes." I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again. percyhoneybee Can I just say that y'all sharing your positive experiences with therapy are extremely important? I had a Bad therapist in high school and I'm only just now (almost a decade later) considering trying therapy again, largely in thanks to people who talk openly about their treatment and how it helps them. So like, thanks dudes megajukebox8 I vividly remember that one time my old therapist decided to spend an entire session trying to destroy me in UNO and by the end i had like 24 cards in my hand fantasy-loving-witchling My therapist Tamar who I love with all my heart: So how was the larp? Also do you wanna watch a movie or do something else? Also if you can't come its ok, we can just hang out on the phone and talk or be silent together whatever you want. (Answers with emojis everywhere) Me: *telling some dumb shit and laughing about myself and self deprecating* Tamar: ok we need to talk cawcawoedipus My therapist, who I really like: okay, and now stop bullshitting me. I know you're not doing this on purpose, but you're a natural bullshitter Now, from the top, no bullshit. Therapy IRL
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Children, College, and Google: VOCABU Education 1THE SCHOOL SYSTEM IN THE UK AND THE US In the UK hildren start 1primary school when they are five. Before that, many children go to school, e.g. between the ages of two and four, but this is not compulsory. From 11-18, children go to 3 of schools in the UK (about go%) Complete the text about the UK with words from the list 2 boarding/od graduate Agrædgut head hed ursery /nsori pimary /praimari givate/prarvit pupils /pju:plz religious /r'Iidgas Scondaryckndri state /stert terms /tmz school. The majority schools, which means that they are paid for by the are 4 b 43 Listen and check government, and education is free. The other 10% are 5 schools, where parents have to pay. A few of these are 6 schools, where chlldren study, eat, and sleep. There are also some cComplete the text about the US with words from the list. schools, where the teachers may be priests or nuns. (not 'students' which 7 Schoolchildren are usually called8 only refers to people who are at university), and the person who is in charge of a school is called the 9 is divided into three 10 college /kld elementery cl'mentari grades igredz high has kindergarten/kindagatn semesters tmestaz twelfth grade /twelf0 greid teacher. The school year d 44 Listen and check f you waht to go to , you have to take exams in your last year, and if your results are good enough, you get a place. person who has finished university and has a degree is called a 11 ur emember 1909 om the https/www.google.com In the US he school system is divided into three levels, etenentary school, middle school (sometimes called junior high school), and 2 In almost all schools at these levels, children are divided by age groupS Into school The yo grade) and continue untuest children begin with 4 year is divided into two 6 (followed by first , the finat year of high school. The schoo Higher education is often called 7 M:57,20 83 -M 04/20/99 in the US wpeda High School massacre kipedia Cal educate or bring us eddcteto to list. ap po d/bi panft ke teik/(or do Luke wase Manch bri aptx r school. If vample oll COLUM Can't wait to discuss this topic 😂😂😂

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Church, Dude, and Gif: Thursday at 1:04 PM others that they can do those work outs too? I'm highly offended right now... How dare that SAHM take you on a journey of losing weight and offer to support you to do the Some lady who is not a personal trainer is selling and demonstrating how to do fitness routines. same? How dare that girl with awful acne scars and dark A SAHM friend who barely has a high school education is selling health supplements and she's not skinny. circles have the talent to transform her face and show others how to do it as well? How dare that dude help others enjoy the joy of experiences and travels even though he prefers to stay close to home? A girl on my IG thinks she's a makeup artist now because she got a $99 makeup kit. A dude who can barely navigate his way around town is trying to sell vacations. How dare untrained women sell shampoo, like what makes them qualified to talk about something as complicated as the rocket science behind washing your hair? Just because someone does something that you don't understand or can't fathom doing yourself doesn't mean that it's wrong. It's just different. And omg.... all these non-hairstylist chicks selling shampoo, puh-lease, they shouldn't be allowed to do that. These people are not qualified. They didn't go to school to learn how to sell these products or how they work. They don't fit the mold of a traditional salesperson. How dare they take away from the So instead of looking down upon people that you feel are not qualified for selling products that you may or may not like, why don't you lift them up? mainstream business model!!! on their status just to show Pop them a little support even if you don't want to buy their "stuff"? Or even better yet, try it. Yeah, how dare they?! How dare that girl who use to be made fun of for being chunky put herself out there and show nthers that thev can do those work outs too?. Buy that makeup from your neighbor. Try those supplements from the lady at church. Give that magical shampo0 a go even! Write a comment... GIF In a world full of so much hate and competition, be kind and encouraging of those going against the grain “We are earth shakers and move makers. We are disrupters. We are the forward thinking individuals that have the bravery to push past boundaries and standards society has set fourth.” I rolled my eyes so hard I thought they were going to roll out of my head.

“We are earth shakers and move makers. We are disrupters. We are the forward thinking individuals that have the bravery to push past boundar...

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