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Adam Sandler, Alive, and Animals: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston Arthur More Organ Holland Hoseas Before Broseas swagalicious crunchy outside, self-deprecating chewy center - "how many licks does it take the squad's favorite disaster scrappy damsel squares up at a moment's notice can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression" goth jock dropout just wants to settle down - - dumbest smart person alive - denies being moe - "wanna know how I got these scars- wait where are you going" - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break - "Actually, correlation is not causation" - thinks they're charming, is actually charming - constantly forgets their age - "back in my day - only one who knows what the fuck they're talking about incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up - one shot, one kill - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes" - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody - productive procrastinator can never hold down a relationship - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions" - jokes hit too close to home - Good bad influence - weed friend Make It Work Guy Fieri Will Billiamson Bad Santa -always knows what to play at a party - adopts everyone on sight - great with kids, great with animals, wants to hold your baby - scientific evidence good girls want bad boys - tsundere - burns salads - "have you eaten today" - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun - professional alcoholic - always needs to borrow money - terrible drunk, never remembers what happened that night walks around the house in their underwear gives great hugs needs seven showers group's unexpected therapist patronus is secondhand embarrassment just wants to be part of the family "MCDONALD'S! 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MCDONALD'S!"* is the party cultured, well-traveled and stylish; made for Instagram - *gestures to all of you* "we need to do something about this" - always starts drama, yet always seems to avoid it bad taste in literally everything, banned from recommending outings - will always have squad's back iron constitution, never gets sick - "say that to my fucking face" - may seem Mad, is actually Sad petty *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single starts the day with horoscope readings - Chaotic Loyal black coffee, leaves t" FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh) Bastard Millennial Green Hat McGuy "join team chat" - fashionable at all times, even when going to the grocery store can't do crime if you ain't cute -only dates fictional men won't leave the house for days need lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor too nice for own good living boke and tsukkomi routine to shut up yesterday social interaction, naps for ten years it's basic hygiene and laying beneath the stars -"please stop talking" exhausted after two minutes of maybe they're born with it, maybe soft spot for animals, slow dancing cooler than you . living proof the scariest people frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion come in the nicest packages graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again" nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive every day is roast session day - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them, I'll roast me fuckin' self" - Has never completed No Nut November sings in the shower - adores Linkin Park late - "are you ready yet" "almost" - allergic to idiots Adam Sandler Regina O'George Let Me Speak To Your Manager - retired mom friend, back from retirement ages every time someone references a vine instead of responding normally - smokes sixty packs a day Goof Troop social norms are for dweebs just wants to play videogames - No Drama? 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Beautiful, Bless Up, and Dogs: Meet Tucker! You might think he's having a seizure, but he's actually a perfectly happy and healthy boy, he just struggles with a REM sleep disorder. He's runnin to steal yo girl in his dreamse Beloveds! These videos go viral without context sometimes - I used to be the biggest culprit because I would grab videos from anywhere on the Internet and post them without explaining the background 😕. In this case, this video of this beautiful little golden received a lot of attention and a lot of negative comments toward his mama. His mama is doing a great job with him! She’s a sweet woman. And he’s a very happy boy. We need to make sure to celebrate and not tear down humans who are being so kind to dogs that have imperfections or as I call them, perfections. (Good boys and girls like this simply used to be put down 😥 so it’s pretty awesome that humans take them in now and love them and afford them care and dignity!) Like the Mama of the pup I posted last night ❤️. Go ahead and swipe through and see some neat videos, pics and information on this good boy. And if u see a good boy or girl at the shelter with some perfections, sign them papers! Bring em home! (If you have time and resources ❤️). Your reward is with God 😍 and I ask God fo make us all more compassionate and loving! Bless up! 😍❤️❤️ (@tucker_me_out)

Beloveds! These videos go viral without context sometimes - I used to be the biggest culprit because I would grab videos from anywhere on th...

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Espn, Football, and Memes: There's a bigger picture most people aren't understanding about this whole kneeling thing!! The goal of the globalists is the dismantling of our American heritage, and thereby the distruction of our identity as a nation. Removing historical statues is the beginning. Removing the flag and the anthem is next. Ultimately the goal is to remove the constitution. If we keep giving in and continue to accept the dismantling of our culture and the removal of our heritage, then we become what the globalists want... A 3rd world country prime for socialist control. This tactic isn't new. It has been their game plan for a long time. There are many writings explaining this movement. We are seeing it unfold before our eyes. It's deeper than what you see on the surface. No matter how tired you are of listening to the back and forth about the flag and our anthem, you mustn't grow weary! Don't allow yourself to get to the point where you say Just stop playing the anthem at sporting events' so we can get back to football. Just letting crap go is why we're here in the first place. MAKE THIS GO VIRAL!!! The big picture This kneeling issue is bigger than most people can see. The globalist’s goal is to destroy our American heritage, taking apart our entire American identity. They remove our historical statues. Their next move is to remove the National Anthem from our sports and other activities…an act which ESPN just did with the removal of the anthem from Monday night football broadcasts. Their ultimate goal is to remove the Constitution. If we continue to cave to their agenda, if we continue to dismantle our heritage, then we will become a third world nation, ripe for the picking of socialists-communists. It’s not a new plan. It’s been around for a long time. There are written documents explaining the globalist movement. We are seeing them begin to come to fruition now. It’s deeper than just a bunch of millionaire football players. Please don’t become weary of the constant “back and forth” over the National Anthem and flag. Don’t allow yourself to say just stop the anthem like so many are doing. Letting this go is why we are in this mess in the first place. Make this go viral!

The big picture This kneeling issue is bigger than most people can see. The globalist’s goal is to destroy our American heritage, taking apa...

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America, Cars, and cnn.com: Tuesday, October 27,2015 World News Africans Are Lazy, Good At Sex, Theft ONCE AGAIN, US business mapur Donald Tramp bul Idon't cars bea ise even the intr net they ane using is ourn and we con decide to wich it of foonn this side These an people whu import every thies inciudin matchstck dorast for Africans by refening m as lay fools only sood at a ing lovemaking and hagsery aking in IndianspoRiA Trngp whoiealso ubli reidential orth beare eiterated his prmie te Afican countnes ought to be recolo- nized aain for anotheor TO0 Kean ngo inclin thrir son ar radk Chama Alican Americare ae wry lary The best they ca, da' İ.gativanting around xletoes lamenting how thay enhip and sl ora explained Trump nuted how he piars to reeceutruct Ametica and nsore ts lon yleey T bitterly an he ihn ๆ omic to make America great geoin by rnorig aur dignity that These are the pesple Anterica decent md. Thy are the eretas ๔ Look atAicancountnike for inaapoCthke peopie are from tho oemment have snce lnt moee reason wiy l stiil believe that he and hi Knyar brothers and should hbe deported backtoo make Asetca safe Obama The anid no lo irnrest the moncy g Donald Trump Sources have indicated that Trump's thrush did not augur well Bior they only p and t ine ditced themselves from hs quiredHow do you tist even thone tion? <p><a href="https://down-w-hate.tumblr.com/post/175427793742/libertarirynn-heatandapathy-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">down-w-hate</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175426672034/heatandapathy-libertarirynn-oh-for-fucks" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://heatandapathy.tumblr.com/post/175426578281/libertarirynn-oh-for-fucks-sake-are-yall-even" class="tumblr_blog">heatandapathy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175426533184/oh-for-fucks-sake-are-yall-even-trying-anymore" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oh for fucks sake are y’all even trying anymore?</p> <p>Even Snopes says this is garbage: <a href="https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-africans-lazy-stealing/">https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-africans-lazy-stealing/</a></p> <p>You really think Trump could say something like that and it not get reported from here to kingdom come? CNN makes it a news story if he clicks a button twice on Twitter.</p></blockquote> <p>People really passing this off as true? </p></blockquote> <p>Yep. A friend on Facebook just shared this post with the caption “make this go viral!“ Like they really think he just said this and no one’s talking about it.</p></blockquote> <p>You’d think if he was really as evil as everyone says he is they wouldn’t have to make things up</p><p>Y'all out here making people that aren’t exactly fond of Trump consistently have to defend him</p></blockquote> <p>When I pointed out to the person on Facebook that it was fake she claimed “I know but if Obama had said half of the things Trump did he would’ve been impeached” what what does that have to do with anything? If you know why would you share it? If you can’t make your point without outright lying then maybe you don’t have much of a point to begin with.</p>
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