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        ao3tagoftheday:

ao3tagoftheday:

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty

Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed.

For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!: i literally researched bat sex for this fic, help me, it cannot be unseen, i swear to god im not a furry
ao3tagoftheday:

ao3tagoftheday:

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty

Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed.

For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!
        

            
            

                
                
                    ao3tagoftheday:

ao3tagoftheday:

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty

Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed.

For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!: i literally researched bat sex for this fic, help me, it cannot be unseen, i swear to god im not a furry
ao3tagoftheday:

ao3tagoftheday:

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty

Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed.

For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        phan-is-sempiternal:

mousathe14:

gehayi:

profeminist:

Tampons are a “luxury item”

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.
I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.
“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”
I thought,  You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s.., that’s insane.

what the fuck did i just read
: LUXURY
 TAX
 ALK
 PARK
 PLACE
 PAY $75.00
phan-is-sempiternal:

mousathe14:

gehayi:

profeminist:

Tampons are a “luxury item”

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.
I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.
“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”
I thought,  You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s.., that’s insane.

what the fuck did i just read

        

            
            

                
                
                    phan-is-sempiternal:

mousathe14:

gehayi:

profeminist:

Tampons are a “luxury item”

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.
I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.
“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”
I thought,  You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s.., that’s insane.

what the fuck did i just read
: LUXURY
 TAX
 ALK
 PARK
 PLACE
 PAY $75.00
phan-is-sempiternal:

mousathe14:

gehayi:

profeminist:

Tampons are a “luxury item”

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.
I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.
“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”
I thought,  You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s.., that’s insane.

what the fuck did i just read

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        kayydotts:

Remember when people were bothered by transgender/unisex bathrooms? Well it bothered me that people didn’t take in to account about how conflicted a transgender person felt about going into thee “wrong” bathroom. Anyway, here’s The Classroom Gems’ new student: (Trans) Smoky including their new friend (Trans) Stevonnie no matter how  much I tried, Smoky still looks like amethyst - prolly gonna change amethysts design a lil

[Edited]: What's with the
 Some new kid clogged the
 toilet
 ine?
 Did
 Somcone
 fall
 in?
 oh.Hm
 guess if
 ya gotta
 go You
 gota J
 Heah
 but...
 W-wait!
 Arent
 Why are you
 NOU
 hub?
 to
 pee
 n-no!
 ??
 mean
 КАЧЧDОIS

 What?
 A boy?
 Ohyeah
 Tremembr
 ou were
 a boy in
 314
 rak
 um 's not
 ew
 thats
 oss
 why are
 dressed
 yoa
 Are
 you
 realy
 a boy?
 "Jiritp
 KRe a
 ew!
 Ave you a boy by
 КАЧЧDОIS
 giri???
 EwBoys
 are you
 a
 le 9se stap
 Are you
 he Gross
 a
 OY
 arentllowed
 she
 n
 the
 Shor pretonding!
 givls
 loathroom
 Ew got out!

 That's
 None ok
 What you
 shourdbe
 asking
 ouress
 bow is as
 big as your
 head
 What did
 yov jus
 ay!?
 nothing but
 the iruth
 Sister
 Amyway my
 and
 pal
 Abathroom wth
 a better fashion,
 sense
 are gonna go
 Wha2
 oig head
 KAYYDOTTS

 Sorny
 aloout
 that, pal
 I'm
 Cool /'m
 here but
 new
 those gi ls art
 Cull of crap
 y-yeah
 um, why?
 Why what?
 Smoky
 What's
 Гyour
 hame?
 Stevinni
 hy d you help
 me Don't
 think
 you
 Ym weird?
 Eh
 To be honst, 'm
 Just ike
 you.
 wants to Kno w
 AS Tong as you are
 No matter
 you
 yoar business
 how much you
 Soy or gri?
 Who cares
 giri?
 grow
 UP
 you're
 you
 pal
 And
 Ahat's
 okay
 КАЧDОIIS

 Hey Wanna
 yo yo
 See coo
 trick
 Sure
kayydotts:

Remember when people were bothered by transgender/unisex bathrooms? Well it bothered me that people didn’t take in to account about how conflicted a transgender person felt about going into thee “wrong” bathroom. Anyway, here’s The Classroom Gems’ new student: (Trans) Smoky including their new friend (Trans) Stevonnie no matter how  much I tried, Smoky still looks like amethyst - prolly gonna change amethysts design a lil

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                    kayydotts:

Remember when people were bothered by transgender/unisex bathrooms? Well it bothered me that people didn’t take in to account about how conflicted a transgender person felt about going into thee “wrong” bathroom. Anyway, here’s The Classroom Gems’ new student: (Trans) Smoky including their new friend (Trans) Stevonnie no matter how  much I tried, Smoky still looks like amethyst - prolly gonna change amethysts design a lil

[Edited]: What's with the
 Some new kid clogged the
 toilet
 ine?
 Did
 Somcone
 fall
 in?
 oh.Hm
 guess if
 ya gotta
 go You
 gota J
 Heah
 but...
 W-wait!
 Arent
 Why are you
 NOU
 hub?
 to
 pee
 n-no!
 ??
 mean
 КАЧЧDОIS

 What?
 A boy?
 Ohyeah
 Tremembr
 ou were
 a boy in
 314
 rak
 um 's not
 ew
 thats
 oss
 why are
 dressed
 yoa
 Are
 you
 realy
 a boy?
 "Jiritp
 KRe a
 ew!
 Ave you a boy by
 КАЧЧDОIS
 giri???
 EwBoys
 are you
 a
 le 9se stap
 Are you
 he Gross
 a
 OY
 arentllowed
 she
 n
 the
 Shor pretonding!
 givls
 loathroom
 Ew got out!

 That's
 None ok
 What you
 shourdbe
 asking
 ouress
 bow is as
 big as your
 head
 What did
 yov jus
 ay!?
 nothing but
 the iruth
 Sister
 Amyway my
 and
 pal
 Abathroom wth
 a better fashion,
 sense
 are gonna go
 Wha2
 oig head
 KAYYDOTTS

 Sorny
 aloout
 that, pal
 I'm
 Cool /'m
 here but
 new
 those gi ls art
 Cull of crap
 y-yeah
 um, why?
 Why what?
 Smoky
 What's
 Гyour
 hame?
 Stevinni
 hy d you help
 me Don't
 think
 you
 Ym weird?
 Eh
 To be honst, 'm
 Just ike
 you.
 wants to Kno w
 AS Tong as you are
 No matter
 you
 yoar business
 how much you
 Soy or gri?
 Who cares
 giri?
 grow
 UP
 you're
 you
 pal
 And
 Ahat's
 okay
 КАЧDОIIS

 Hey Wanna
 yo yo
 See coo
 trick
 Sure
kayydotts:

Remember when people were bothered by transgender/unisex bathrooms? Well it bothered me that people didn’t take in to account about how conflicted a transgender person felt about going into thee “wrong” bathroom. Anyway, here’s The Classroom Gems’ new student: (Trans) Smoky including their new friend (Trans) Stevonnie no matter how  much I tried, Smoky still looks like amethyst - prolly gonna change amethysts design a lil

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        andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get : Godzilla Tag Yourself
 That Ain't Falco
 Didn't forget what you did -Best in track
 -Is there
 Grumpy Cat
 Butterfly
 I say your justice qoes too far!
 -Sometimes smol
 Good dad
 r you but
 Badderfly
 justice doesn't go
 you mock in
 -drives environmentally
 -Good Babysitter
 -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends
 middle school
 too far enough!
 friendly car
 Can count how many
 -Wasn't invited
 -Screams
 moth friend
 wants to be helpful
 are about
 fensive
 on one hand.
 -Kinda Selish
 -Needs to slow down
 Boba Fett
 Didn't do much
 Kanga-Rex
 Palpatine
 Kamacurry
 -Mob mentality
 -Always blends in
 -Tries
 st kicks
 uly
 Talks big game
 Itsy Bitsy
 -loved by all
 -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood
 Moral Support
 -Awesome
 -Kinda overrated
 -Only one who sees the
 big picture
 -Stunt double
 ary
 aks big Cam
 Might not even be real
 Has the laugh that
 gets everyone going
 -Secretly a toad
 pams twitch chat
 school
 -Makes a
 egg casserole
 Literal grime
 Savage even when
 not trying
 -Used to be a big deal
 -Don't disturb
 -Got big plans
 SPAAACE
 Monty Mole
 r but doesn't rare
 Is just here to raise the roof.
 Mecha Ghidio
 u but smarter
 -Sophisticated horoscope reader
 -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world
 -Back by unpopular demand
 Little Shop of Horrors
 -Who are you? I'm you but
 less privileged
 -Has taken up a new leaf
 handlla s but thinks he could
 -Knows there isn't a spoon.
 All according to plan
 -Won't leave his couch fort
 a trench coat
 a pokemon
 Sill is hut can't kiss
 Is probably only good because it
 benefits him
 -ls in a bad mood and fixing
 to take it out on you
 -ls so done all the timeA
 Frieza
 Switches to vour main after
 beating you in smash bros
 -Looks up to Jason Voorhees
 s hetter than
 Knows it
 Lovebirds
 -Brings a tactical warhead on first date
 -cocky teens
 Lil Green
 -Awkward phase
 Diggersby
 -smoler
 -picks on things more
 e
 True Armadillo Facts
 Red Lobster
 Mis
 Ghidio
 the
 downtrodder
 -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods
 -Good guard dog
 -Came to attack people and is having a good time
 l
 -pure
 -Didn't ask for this
 small than him
 -Didn't deserve any of this
 -Except for that one time
 -Surprisingly Reliable
 T peo
 -Notorious party crasher
 -Easy Target
 ple's hero
 -Won't die
 -has regrets
 -Came for f
 T -esteem
 F-Type
 Master Splinter
 Titanic Tuna
 Is with the wrong crowd nut learned
 ett tt in
 Megatron
 - Has no clue what
 you? I'm vou
 Robot Chicken
 of JUSTICE
 but shinier
 he's doing
 ececut bimself in
 -Lonely
 piggyback rides
 -Communicates
 -Doesn't know why he's here
 but is happy to help
 is head
 -Goodenforcer
 Hator mat
 woodshop
 Edgemeister
 anybody's way
 mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies
 List of skills include
 bi best
 breaking things
 sily influenced
 Has 50 different
 Will wreck you in karaoke
 -Is there for you
 -Never not smiling
 -Good cop
 in to
 ways to kill you
 -big bro friend
 his tunes
 Fullmetal
 Kirby
 Flygon
 Grouchy Kitty
 -Who are you?
 not you,
 Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug
 Who are you? The terminator
 have promising future
 Still voung at heart"
 -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace
 on full blast
 Still does?
 The queen
 imlot of crap for Insecure
 -Intentionally has dog poop
 your lawn
 Came to ruin everything
 Now brute forces everything
 -It's mine now
 eating habits
 -Identity crisis
 -Most expressive
 -ls a black belt
 Mayhe redeemable
 -Just wants to go on a family picnic
 .Drinks tears
 -killed a man
 plays a golden fiddle
 -beloved scum
andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 
        

            
            

                
                
                    andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get : Godzilla Tag Yourself
 That Ain't Falco
 Didn't forget what you did -Best in track
 -Is there
 Grumpy Cat
 Butterfly
 I say your justice qoes too far!
 -Sometimes smol
 Good dad
 r you but
 Badderfly
 justice doesn't go
 you mock in
 -drives environmentally
 -Good Babysitter
 -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends
 middle school
 too far enough!
 friendly car
 Can count how many
 -Wasn't invited
 -Screams
 moth friend
 wants to be helpful
 are about
 fensive
 on one hand.
 -Kinda Selish
 -Needs to slow down
 Boba Fett
 Didn't do much
 Kanga-Rex
 Palpatine
 Kamacurry
 -Mob mentality
 -Always blends in
 -Tries
 st kicks
 uly
 Talks big game
 Itsy Bitsy
 -loved by all
 -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood
 Moral Support
 -Awesome
 -Kinda overrated
 -Only one who sees the
 big picture
 -Stunt double
 ary
 aks big Cam
 Might not even be real
 Has the laugh that
 gets everyone going
 -Secretly a toad
 pams twitch chat
 school
 -Makes a
 egg casserole
 Literal grime
 Savage even when
 not trying
 -Used to be a big deal
 -Don't disturb
 -Got big plans
 SPAAACE
 Monty Mole
 r but doesn't rare
 Is just here to raise the roof.
 Mecha Ghidio
 u but smarter
 -Sophisticated horoscope reader
 -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world
 -Back by unpopular demand
 Little Shop of Horrors
 -Who are you? I'm you but
 less privileged
 -Has taken up a new leaf
 handlla s but thinks he could
 -Knows there isn't a spoon.
 All according to plan
 -Won't leave his couch fort
 a trench coat
 a pokemon
 Sill is hut can't kiss
 Is probably only good because it
 benefits him
 -ls in a bad mood and fixing
 to take it out on you
 -ls so done all the timeA
 Frieza
 Switches to vour main after
 beating you in smash bros
 -Looks up to Jason Voorhees
 s hetter than
 Knows it
 Lovebirds
 -Brings a tactical warhead on first date
 -cocky teens
 Lil Green
 -Awkward phase
 Diggersby
 -smoler
 -picks on things more
 e
 True Armadillo Facts
 Red Lobster
 Mis
 Ghidio
 the
 downtrodder
 -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods
 -Good guard dog
 -Came to attack people and is having a good time
 l
 -pure
 -Didn't ask for this
 small than him
 -Didn't deserve any of this
 -Except for that one time
 -Surprisingly Reliable
 T peo
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 -Came for f
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 Is with the wrong crowd nut learned
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 -Communicates
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 but is happy to help
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 bi best
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 on full blast
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 Now brute forces everything
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Dog Days of Summer #1 - “The Crucible” (2019)written by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzingart by Cully Hamner & Dave McCaig: HOPE
 BUT ONLY
 FOR ONE
 OF US
 KRYPTO...
 HERE, BOY...
 GO.
 YOu
 HEAR ME,
 BOY?
 IN LESS THAN
 A MINUTE, THIS
 WHOLE PLACE..IT'S
 GONNA... WE'RE
 GONNA...
 ...SHE'S
 GONNA NEED
 YOu
 BUT YOu
 DON'T HAVE
 TO. AND WITH
 ME GONE..
 THEY ALL
 WILL
 AND THAT'S ALL I
 REMEMBER. THAT
 WAS THE END
 THE LAST THING
 I KNEW, WITH
 MORE CERTAINTY
 THAN ANYTHING?
 KRYPTO
 WOULD DO
 AS I SAY

 YOUR BOND
 IS Of ACCEPTABLE
 BENEVOLENCE.
 YOUR
 WORLD SHALL
 BE SPARED.
 WHAT...WHAT'S
 HAPPENING?
 BOW?
 YOU HAVE
 PASSED THROUGH
 THE CRUCIBLE AS FEW
 EVER HAUE, EARTH
 CREATURES!
 fOR SUCH A SMALL
 WORLD TO BOAST AN
 UNBREAKABLE CROSS
 SPECIES ENTANGLEMENT IS
 SOMETHING THAT I HAVE
 nOT SEEN FOR
 MILLENIA.
 WE WERE
 ALIVE
 THE OTHERS
 Won'T BELIEVE
 IT-
 THE MACHINE
 KEPT TALKING
 BUT I DIDN'T
 REALLY HEAR IT
 ALL I COULD HEAR
 WAS HIS HEARTBEAT
 HIS PANTING BREATH.
 HIS TENSE LEGS, JUST
 JITTERING TO RUN TO
 THE NEXT ADVENTURE
 I TRIED FORA WEEK TO PUT IT
 INTO WORDS, WHAT KRYPTO HAD
 DONE FOR ME. TO TELL HIM,
 HOWEVER I COULD, HOW MUCH
 HE MEANT TO ME, HOW MUCH OF
 A HERO HE'D BEEN THAT DAY,
 EVEN WHEN I WASN'T
 SEVENTH DRAFT AND
 I STILL DON'T HAVE
 THE WORDS. BUT IT'S
 OKAY. I'LL FIGURE IT
 OUT SOMEDAY
 25CERN
 AFTER ALL...

 .HE'S NOT
 GOING
 ANYWHERE
 y
 END
why-i-love-comics:

Dog Days of Summer #1 - “The Crucible” (2019)written by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzingart by Cully Hamner & Dave McCaig
        

            
            

                
                
                    why-i-love-comics:

Dog Days of Summer #1 - “The Crucible” (2019)written by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzingart by Cully Hamner & Dave McCaig: HOPE
 BUT ONLY
 FOR ONE
 OF US
 KRYPTO...
 HERE, BOY...
 GO.
 YOu
 HEAR ME,
 BOY?
 IN LESS THAN
 A MINUTE, THIS
 WHOLE PLACE..IT'S
 GONNA... WE'RE
 GONNA...
 ...SHE'S
 GONNA NEED
 YOu
 BUT YOu
 DON'T HAVE
 TO. AND WITH
 ME GONE..
 THEY ALL
 WILL
 AND THAT'S ALL I
 REMEMBER. THAT
 WAS THE END
 THE LAST THING
 I KNEW, WITH
 MORE CERTAINTY
 THAN ANYTHING?
 KRYPTO
 WOULD DO
 AS I SAY

 YOUR BOND
 IS Of ACCEPTABLE
 BENEVOLENCE.
 YOUR
 WORLD SHALL
 BE SPARED.
 WHAT...WHAT'S
 HAPPENING?
 BOW?
 YOU HAVE
 PASSED THROUGH
 THE CRUCIBLE AS FEW
 EVER HAUE, EARTH
 CREATURES!
 fOR SUCH A SMALL
 WORLD TO BOAST AN
 UNBREAKABLE CROSS
 SPECIES ENTANGLEMENT IS
 SOMETHING THAT I HAVE
 nOT SEEN FOR
 MILLENIA.
 WE WERE
 ALIVE
 THE OTHERS
 Won'T BELIEVE
 IT-
 THE MACHINE
 KEPT TALKING
 BUT I DIDN'T
 REALLY HEAR IT
 ALL I COULD HEAR
 WAS HIS HEARTBEAT
 HIS PANTING BREATH.
 HIS TENSE LEGS, JUST
 JITTERING TO RUN TO
 THE NEXT ADVENTURE
 I TRIED FORA WEEK TO PUT IT
 INTO WORDS, WHAT KRYPTO HAD
 DONE FOR ME. TO TELL HIM,
 HOWEVER I COULD, HOW MUCH
 HE MEANT TO ME, HOW MUCH OF
 A HERO HE'D BEEN THAT DAY,
 EVEN WHEN I WASN'T
 SEVENTH DRAFT AND
 I STILL DON'T HAVE
 THE WORDS. BUT IT'S
 OKAY. I'LL FIGURE IT
 OUT SOMEDAY
 25CERN
 AFTER ALL...

 .HE'S NOT
 GOING
 ANYWHERE
 y
 END
why-i-love-comics:

Dog Days of Summer #1 - “The Crucible” (2019)written by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzingart by Cully Hamner & Dave McCaig
                    
                
            

            
                
                
why-i-love-comics:

Dog Days of Summer #1 - “The Crucible” (2019)written by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzingart by Cully Hamner & Dave McCaig

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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