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ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed. For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!: i literally researched bat sex for this fic, help me, it cannot be unseen, i swear to god im not a furry ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed. For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!
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phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a “luxury item” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary. I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him. He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument. “If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.” His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!” I thought,  You have got to be kidding. Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries. And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen. That’s.., that’s insane. what the fuck did i just read : LUXURY TAX ALK PARK PLACE PAY $75.00 phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a “luxury item” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary. I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him. He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument. “If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.” His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!” I thought,  You have got to be kidding. Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries. And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen. That’s.., that’s insane. what the fuck did i just read
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kayydotts: Remember when people were bothered by transgender/unisex bathrooms? Well it bothered me that people didn’t take in to account about how conflicted a transgender person felt about going into thee “wrong” bathroom. Anyway, here’s The Classroom Gems’ new student: (Trans) Smoky including their new friend (Trans) Stevonnie no matter how  much I tried, Smoky still looks like amethyst - prolly gonna change amethysts design a lil [Edited]: What's with the Some new kid clogged the toilet ine? Did Somcone fall in? oh.Hm guess if ya gotta go You gota J Heah but... W-wait! Arent Why are you NOU hub? to pee n-no! ?? mean КАЧЧDОIS What? A boy? Ohyeah Tremembr ou were a boy in 314 rak um 's not ew thats oss why are dressed yoa Are you realy a boy? "Jiritp KRe a ew! Ave you a boy by КАЧЧDОIS giri??? EwBoys are you a le 9se stap Are you he Gross a OY arentllowed she n the Shor pretonding! givls loathroom Ew got out! That's None ok What you shourdbe asking ouress bow is as big as your head What did yov jus ay!? nothing but the iruth Sister Amyway my and pal Abathroom wth a better fashion, sense are gonna go Wha2 oig head KAYYDOTTS Sorny aloout that, pal I'm Cool /'m here but new those gi ls art Cull of crap y-yeah um, why? Why what? Smoky What's Гyour hame? Stevinni hy d you help me Don't think you Ym weird? Eh To be honst, 'm Just ike you. wants to Kno w AS Tong as you are No matter you yoar business how much you Soy or gri? Who cares giri? grow UP you're you pal And Ahat's okay КАЧDОIIS Hey Wanna yo yo See coo trick Sure kayydotts: Remember when people were bothered by transgender/unisex bathrooms? Well it bothered me that people didn’t take in to account about how conflicted a transgender person felt about going into thee “wrong” bathroom. Anyway, here’s The Classroom Gems’ new student: (Trans) Smoky including their new friend (Trans) Stevonnie no matter how  much I tried, Smoky still looks like amethyst - prolly gonna change amethysts design a lil [Edited]

kayydotts: Remember when people were bothered by transgender/unisex bathrooms? Well it bothered me that people didn’t take in to account...

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andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get : Godzilla Tag Yourself That Ain't Falco Didn't forget what you did -Best in track -Is there Grumpy Cat Butterfly I say your justice qoes too far! -Sometimes smol Good dad r you but Badderfly justice doesn't go you mock in -drives environmentally -Good Babysitter -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends middle school too far enough! friendly car Can count how many -Wasn't invited -Screams moth friend wants to be helpful are about fensive on one hand. -Kinda Selish -Needs to slow down Boba Fett Didn't do much Kanga-Rex Palpatine Kamacurry -Mob mentality -Always blends in -Tries st kicks uly Talks big game Itsy Bitsy -loved by all -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood Moral Support -Awesome -Kinda overrated -Only one who sees the big picture -Stunt double ary aks big Cam Might not even be real Has the laugh that gets everyone going -Secretly a toad pams twitch chat school -Makes a egg casserole Literal grime Savage even when not trying -Used to be a big deal -Don't disturb -Got big plans SPAAACE Monty Mole r but doesn't rare Is just here to raise the roof. Mecha Ghidio u but smarter -Sophisticated horoscope reader -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world -Back by unpopular demand Little Shop of Horrors -Who are you? I'm you but less privileged -Has taken up a new leaf handlla s but thinks he could -Knows there isn't a spoon. All according to plan -Won't leave his couch fort a trench coat a pokemon Sill is hut can't kiss Is probably only good because it benefits him -ls in a bad mood and fixing to take it out on you -ls so done all the timeA Frieza Switches to vour main after beating you in smash bros -Looks up to Jason Voorhees s hetter than Knows it Lovebirds -Brings a tactical warhead on first date -cocky teens Lil Green -Awkward phase Diggersby -smoler -picks on things more e True Armadillo Facts Red Lobster Mis Ghidio the downtrodder -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods -Good guard dog -Came to attack people and is having a good time l -pure -Didn't ask for this small than him -Didn't deserve any of this -Except for that one time -Surprisingly Reliable T peo -Notorious party crasher -Easy Target ple's hero -Won't die -has regrets -Came for f T -esteem F-Type Master Splinter Titanic Tuna Is with the wrong crowd nut learned ett tt in Megatron - Has no clue what you? I'm vou Robot Chicken of JUSTICE but shinier he's doing ececut bimself in -Lonely piggyback rides -Communicates -Doesn't know why he's here but is happy to help is head -Goodenforcer Hator mat woodshop Edgemeister anybody's way mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies List of skills include bi best breaking things sily influenced Has 50 different Will wreck you in karaoke -Is there for you -Never not smiling -Good cop in to ways to kill you -big bro friend his tunes Fullmetal Kirby Flygon Grouchy Kitty -Who are you? not you, Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug Who are you? The terminator have promising future Still voung at heart" -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace on full blast Still does? The queen imlot of crap for Insecure -Intentionally has dog poop your lawn Came to ruin everything Now brute forces everything -It's mine now eating habits -Identity crisis -Most expressive -ls a black belt Mayhe redeemable -Just wants to go on a family picnic .Drinks tears -killed a man plays a golden fiddle -beloved scum andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 

andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 

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why-i-love-comics: Dog Days of Summer #1 - “The Crucible” (2019)written by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzingart by Cully Hamner & Dave McCaig: HOPE BUT ONLY FOR ONE OF US KRYPTO... HERE, BOY... GO. YOu HEAR ME, BOY? IN LESS THAN A MINUTE, THIS WHOLE PLACE..IT'S GONNA... WE'RE GONNA... ...SHE'S GONNA NEED YOu BUT YOu DON'T HAVE TO. AND WITH ME GONE.. THEY ALL WILL AND THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER. THAT WAS THE END THE LAST THING I KNEW, WITH MORE CERTAINTY THAN ANYTHING? KRYPTO WOULD DO AS I SAY YOUR BOND IS Of ACCEPTABLE BENEVOLENCE. YOUR WORLD SHALL BE SPARED. WHAT...WHAT'S HAPPENING? BOW? YOU HAVE PASSED THROUGH THE CRUCIBLE AS FEW EVER HAUE, EARTH CREATURES! fOR SUCH A SMALL WORLD TO BOAST AN UNBREAKABLE CROSS SPECIES ENTANGLEMENT IS SOMETHING THAT I HAVE nOT SEEN FOR MILLENIA. WE WERE ALIVE THE OTHERS Won'T BELIEVE IT- THE MACHINE KEPT TALKING BUT I DIDN'T REALLY HEAR IT ALL I COULD HEAR WAS HIS HEARTBEAT HIS PANTING BREATH. HIS TENSE LEGS, JUST JITTERING TO RUN TO THE NEXT ADVENTURE I TRIED FORA WEEK TO PUT IT INTO WORDS, WHAT KRYPTO HAD DONE FOR ME. TO TELL HIM, HOWEVER I COULD, HOW MUCH HE MEANT TO ME, HOW MUCH OF A HERO HE'D BEEN THAT DAY, EVEN WHEN I WASN'T SEVENTH DRAFT AND I STILL DON'T HAVE THE WORDS. BUT IT'S OKAY. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT SOMEDAY 25CERN AFTER ALL... .HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE y END why-i-love-comics: Dog Days of Summer #1 - “The Crucible” (2019)written by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzingart by Cully Hamner & Dave McCaig

why-i-love-comics: Dog Days of Summer #1 - “The Crucible” (2019)written by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzingart by Cully Hamner & Dave McCaig

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