🔥 Popular | Latest

aRe YoU fUcKiNg SoRrY?: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said "thanks" and half of me tried to say you're welcome and the other half tried to say "no problem and i ended up saying "your problem Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext playing soccer in gym ball is up in the air think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal -try miss bal >kick goale in the face stry to ask Are you okay and "I'm fucking sorry at the same time sinstead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY? goalie is choking back tears this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they're not, so i'll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs: I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine" and "I have to pay a fee" and I walked in and firmly stated "I have to pee" and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago andI still haven't been back, My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so l tried to say "quick" and "fast" at the same time and I ended up screaming "QUACK" which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn philip-the-nickel in volleyball in tenth grade my team lost almost every single game but PRAYING that we would win and all of my teammates started cheering but instead of yelling encouragement I accidentally yelled "DEAR this one time we were ahead and I was sitting on the bench literally for my friend who was about to serve and I tried to join in the cheers HEAVENLY FATHER one of my friends (ankesh) was playing soccer and was about to get nailed in the face and another of my friends tried to say "watch out ankesh" and said "WONKESH" I was in the car with my sister and we were arguing and I was caught between yelling "fight me" and "fuck you" at her, so I just ended up screaming "FUCK ME!" at her aRe YoU fUcKiNg SoRrY?
Save
<p><a href="http://baby-goalie-skaps.tumblr.com/post/171921072888/trunk-slamchest-hominishostilis" class="tumblr_blog">baby-goalie-skaps</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://trunk-slamchest.tumblr.com/post/171912992712/hominishostilis-cisnowflake-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">trunk-slamchest</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://hominishostilis.tumblr.com/post/171912959603/cisnowflake-libertarirynn-we-actually-live" class="tumblr_blog">hominishostilis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/171912853781/libertarirynn-we-actually-live-in-the-worst" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171912718759/we-actually-live-in-the-worst-timeline" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>We actually live in the worst timeline.</p></blockquote> <p>Is this supposed to convince anyone of anything?</p> </blockquote> <p>“These #woke kids are so smart and capable!!” </p> </blockquote> <p>They couldn’t even draw the Spongebob’s legs right, come on.</p> </blockquote> <p>“Maybe they’ll listen if we say it in BAD MEMES” </p></blockquote> <p>“We see you kids! We’re with you! It’s time the youth are taken seriously!”</p><p>You know why I said it wasn’t a good idea to use these kids as pawns? In addition to the obvious lack of ethics, you’re dealing with people who are still in at an age where they think that they should protest for gun control laws despite knowing nothing about the existing gun control laws, and that shitty SpongeBob memes are the best way to get their point across. There *is* a such thing as not being mature enough to adequately discuss something.</p>: This gonna be in a history textbook in 204:3 NRA LIKE 12:09 PM 14 Mar 18 <p><a href="http://baby-goalie-skaps.tumblr.com/post/171921072888/trunk-slamchest-hominishostilis" class="tumblr_blog">baby-goalie-skaps</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://trunk-slamchest.tumblr.com/post/171912992712/hominishostilis-cisnowflake-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">trunk-slamchest</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://hominishostilis.tumblr.com/post/171912959603/cisnowflake-libertarirynn-we-actually-live" class="tumblr_blog">hominishostilis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/171912853781/libertarirynn-we-actually-live-in-the-worst" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171912718759/we-actually-live-in-the-worst-timeline" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>We actually live in the worst timeline.</p></blockquote> <p>Is this supposed to convince anyone of anything?</p> </blockquote> <p>“These #woke kids are so smart and capable!!” </p> </blockquote> <p>They couldn’t even draw the Spongebob’s legs right, come on.</p> </blockquote> <p>“Maybe they’ll listen if we say it in BAD MEMES” </p></blockquote> <p>“We see you kids! We’re with you! It’s time the youth are taken seriously!”</p><p>You know why I said it wasn’t a good idea to use these kids as pawns? In addition to the obvious lack of ethics, you’re dealing with people who are still in at an age where they think that they should protest for gun control laws despite knowing nothing about the existing gun control laws, and that shitty SpongeBob memes are the best way to get their point across. There *is* a such thing as not being mature enough to adequately discuss something.</p>
Save
Tony and hockey by dickfromaccounting FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: t3 You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit 3h 13.1K t10.1K t You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooo00 3h t3 177 286 3You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity The goalie just said Fuck it and left? 2h t3 1,366 1,796 tYou Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity Empty net? 2h 475 13 522 St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stlblues fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out Game 3 live? It's on us! #WeAllBleedBlue Tony X. @soloucity Rams left me @StLouisBlues saved me #twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU... St Lous Bluss Retwt Tony X. soloucity 1 I'm there should i bring a jacket? I'm so serious. It is a room full of ice St. Louis Blues asousu Welcome to Hockey Twitter & fatiblues fandom, @soloucityl Want to check out Game 3 live? t's on us! eWeAlBieedBlue twitter.com/soloucity'stat. Tomy X ouoty 2 I wanna get a jersey of a underdog. ke a dude who never plays and when his gets caled he can't even find his stick 3 0 Viadimir Tarasenko ara191 Following @soloucity I think you look best in my 91! ##NHL17Tarasenko #NHL17CoverVote Reebok TARASENKO 91 Tony X oloucity 12 ts done just ordered Vadimir Tarasenko a Osoloucty I think you look best in my 91 L17asenko eNHL17Covevote 13 a Following Vladimir Tarasenko Otand191 @soloucity I can sign your jersey or get you new one. Happy to have new @StLouisBlues fan #NHL17CoverVote #NHL1 7CoverVote Tony X @soloucity It's not col.... noted for future references St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues LAYOFT Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue #stlblues CNBC N 3 St. Louis Blues Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity Game was amazing #LGB. I need sleep!!! ifunny.ce Tony and hockey by dickfromaccounting FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.
Save
<p><a href="https://themilitaryindustrialcomplex.tumblr.com/post/167538424282/red-faced-wolf-superpimplatin69" class="tumblr_blog">themilitaryindustrialcomplex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://red-faced-wolf.tumblr.com/post/167509475930/superpimplatin69-chief0keefe-fanboy-trav" class="tumblr_blog">red-faced-wolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://superpimplatin69.tumblr.com/post/155931790150/chief0keefe-fanboy-trav-mooserattler" class="tumblr_blog">superpimplatin69</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chief0keefe.tumblr.com/post/143861239334">chief0keefe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fanboy-trav.tumblr.com/post/143861095460">fanboy-trav</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mooserattler.tumblr.com/post/143633172127">mooserattler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://championofmediocrities.tumblr.com/post/143632826355">championofmediocrities</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chief0keefe.tumblr.com/post/143537434329">chief0keefe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chief0keefe.tumblr.com/post/143446052389">chief0keefe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chief0keefe.tumblr.com/post/143443917054">chief0keefe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chief0keefe.tumblr.com/post/143416373464">chief0keefe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>IM SCREAMING</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="572" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a03a340acbd9a4d08645d7ffa4b1e7d7/tumblr_inline_o69c338uhz1swwce3_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3fe9a7d4aaa6e3c23a359c173cd4548/tumblr_inline_o6crneBLYc1swwce3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="572" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a03a340acbd9a4d08645d7ffa4b1e7d7/tumblr_inline_o69c338uhz1swwce3_540.jpg"/></figure></p> <p>IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="216" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/536d77a91dcf72e8fe26f50fdbc504bb/tumblr_inline_o69e8mY8Bj1swwce3_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef5fe10ff6b20aed735650bbd42333b9/tumblr_inline_o6crnefO3c1swwce3_540.png" data-orig-height="216" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/536d77a91dcf72e8fe26f50fdbc504bb/tumblr_inline_o69e8mY8Bj1swwce3_540.png"/></figure></p> <p>IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="563" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ffacd7556aa96d225cb0e57c08a18580/tumblr_inline_o6crfk3f9k1swwce3_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9008c2809406e84b6aca7796de327050/tumblr_inline_o6crnf1WfT1swwce3_540.png" data-orig-height="563" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ffacd7556aa96d225cb0e57c08a18580/tumblr_inline_o6crfk3f9k1swwce3_540.png"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="492" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36d7dd40d8565d827eade5bdbad5e666/tumblr_inline_o6crfrnM1W1swwce3_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/76fa767715cd7461371da524ab1fde50/tumblr_inline_o6crnfHFbG1swwce3_540.png" data-orig-height="492" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36d7dd40d8565d827eade5bdbad5e666/tumblr_inline_o6crfrnM1W1swwce3_540.png"/></figure></p> <p>IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??</p> </blockquote> <p>This is so sweet and pure. Lol.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mijxc0q8TbuN6APMzGh1BBQ">@kvnbksa</a> have you seen the updates?</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="717" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/18097acb08cc0f614c202c227345e6a1/tumblr_inline_o6oasiCRqw1swwce3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="717" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="723" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/db1f6f08e10c6b493880303a44f0bfe1/tumblr_inline_o6oasmaF0C1swwce3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="723" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="374" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c08834b03b993c4c35f6971b835f965f/tumblr_inline_o6oaspDQaz1swwce3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="374" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></p> <p>more updates</p> </blockquote> <p>I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”</p> </blockquote> <p>This is awesome </p> </blockquote> <p>Hockey is the only pure sport</p> </blockquote>: You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit 3h 10.1K 13.1K You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo 3h 77286 You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity The goalie just said Fuck it and left? 2h 1,366 1,796 You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity Empty net? 2h 522 475 <p><a href="https://themilitaryindustrialcomplex.tumblr.com/post/167538424282/red-faced-wolf-superpimplatin69" class="tumblr_blog">themilitaryindustrialcomplex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://red-faced-wolf.tumblr.com/post/167509475930/superpimplatin69-chief0keefe-fanboy-trav" class="tumblr_blog">red-faced-wolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://superpimplatin69.tumblr.com/post/155931790150/chief0keefe-fanboy-trav-mooserattler" class="tumblr_blog">superpimplatin69</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chief0keefe.tumblr.com/post/143861239334">chief0keefe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fanboy-trav.tumblr.com/post/143861095460">fanboy-trav</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mooserattler.tumblr.com/post/143633172127">mooserattler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://championofmediocrities.tumblr.com/post/143632826355">championofmediocrities</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chief0keefe.tumblr.com/post/143537434329">chief0keefe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chief0keefe.tumblr.com/post/143446052389">chief0keefe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chief0keefe.tumblr.com/post/143443917054">chief0keefe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chief0keefe.tumblr.com/post/143416373464">chief0keefe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>IM SCREAMING</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="572" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a03a340acbd9a4d08645d7ffa4b1e7d7/tumblr_inline_o69c338uhz1swwce3_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3fe9a7d4aaa6e3c23a359c173cd4548/tumblr_inline_o6crneBLYc1swwce3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="572" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a03a340acbd9a4d08645d7ffa4b1e7d7/tumblr_inline_o69c338uhz1swwce3_540.jpg"/></figure></p> <p>IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="216" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/536d77a91dcf72e8fe26f50fdbc504bb/tumblr_inline_o69e8mY8Bj1swwce3_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef5fe10ff6b20aed735650bbd42333b9/tumblr_inline_o6crnefO3c1swwce3_540.png" data-orig-height="216" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/536d77a91dcf72e8fe26f50fdbc504bb/tumblr_inline_o69e8mY8Bj1swwce3_540.png"/></figure></p> <p>IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="563" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ffacd7556aa96d225cb0e57c08a18580/tumblr_inline_o6crfk3f9k1swwce3_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9008c2809406e84b6aca7796de327050/tumblr_inline_o6crnf1WfT1swwce3_540.png" data-orig-height="563" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ffacd7556aa96d225cb0e57c08a18580/tumblr_inline_o6crfk3f9k1swwce3_540.png"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="492" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36d7dd40d8565d827eade5bdbad5e666/tumblr_inline_o6crfrnM1W1swwce3_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/76fa767715cd7461371da524ab1fde50/tumblr_inline_o6crnfHFbG1swwce3_540.png" data-orig-height="492" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36d7dd40d8565d827eade5bdbad5e666/tumblr_inline_o6crfrnM1W1swwce3_540.png"/></figure></p> <p>IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??</p> </blockquote> <p>This is so sweet and pure. Lol.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mijxc0q8TbuN6APMzGh1BBQ">@kvnbksa</a> have you seen the updates?</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="717" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/18097acb08cc0f614c202c227345e6a1/tumblr_inline_o6oasiCRqw1swwce3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="717" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="723" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/db1f6f08e10c6b493880303a44f0bfe1/tumblr_inline_o6oasmaF0C1swwce3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="723" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="374" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c08834b03b993c4c35f6971b835f965f/tumblr_inline_o6oaspDQaz1swwce3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="374" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></p> <p>more updates</p> </blockquote> <p>I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”</p> </blockquote> <p>This is awesome </p> </blockquote> <p>Hockey is the only pure sport</p> </blockquote>
Save