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Children, Climbing, and Fucking: elidyce: luckyladylily: ohnoagremlin: itsvondell: off-in-lala-land: You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time. imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, he’s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting. Some adult: God I hate that children don’t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult! Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done. Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you don’t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks. Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks* Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how children’s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.
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Beer, Friends, and Ghetto: File: image.jpg (30 KB, 345x302) Anonymous (ID: WPbThArs) 05/06/14(Tue)13:46:34 No.545330185 >>545330338 >>545330504 >>545330524 >be at Slayer concert with friends >have to park our car two miles from venue >walk our asses all the way there realize I forgot my bottle of water in car >goddamnit.jpg standing in line to be let in thirsty as fuck >black homeless guy approaches us >kind of rough looking >asks for money tell him l'll pay him a dollar if he can direct me to the nearest bottle of water >yeah, I know where...I know where... >we walk through boarded up blocks of endless ghetto >hope I don't get killed reach store with no windows or signs nervous as fuck >walk in, black customers and employees stare >'damn, we ain't never seen a white guy in here... get my water, quench my t >hear liquid hitting sidewalk turn back, see him pissing and walking sideways at the same time >'that's how we piss in public so we don't get caught, boss' return to venue, letting people in now >say goodbye to homeless friend realize we have an extra ticket give it to him tell him he can sell it or come with us 'how much is it worth?" tell him roughly $30.00 >his eyes light up >I'm gonna sell it! >be three hours later >concert over hirst, start walking back with new homeless friend walking back to our car same homeless guy sees me >'boss! boss! I sold that ticket for $25.00!" >he holds up McDonalds bag and a beer 'I didn't forget you, boss! hands them to me >mfw my heart has never been so touched <p>This is touching via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2HGpyhb">https://ift.tt/2HGpyhb</a></p>
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Bad, Beautiful, and Confused: 61below tumblr Follow chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means chuffed 0 [chuhft) 2 Show IPA adjective British Informal. delighted; pleased; satisfied. Origin 1855-60; see chuff, -ed2 chuffed4) [chuhft]Show IPA adjective British Informal. annoyed; displeased; disgruntled it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what the hell This makes me really chuffed This post is quite egregious e gre gious i grejes/) Adjective 1. Outstandingly bad; shocking. 2. Remarkably good. cornflakepizza Well I'm nonplussed by this whole post. non plussed /nän plest Adjective 1. (of a person) Surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react. 2. (of a person) Unperturbed. goddamnit 221books Deactivated ENGLISH, TORY.COM : to look at or read (something) in an informal or relaxed way : to examine or read (something) in a very careful way all of you go to hell diva-gonzo And you wonder why i am boggled at times whimmy-bam These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite Why the fuck do these exist a oper One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language nigenaide speaking as a linguist: yes. that is exactly what happened. isn't it beautiful. 61below So guys just STOP IT, Poe's Law is too real, we're speaking our sarcastic shit into existence Source beesmygod 642,742 notes Contronyms are literally the worst
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