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Why arent these hickeys going away?: zzdigital What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like Dude, you haven't gone o Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn. outside in a whle Are you still up? Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netilix. Dude, I'm seniously craving something right now. Like what? 1 dunno. Pizza rolls? adrlofthedead Why is it that you never come into my house unless l invite you? Um, it's called 'being polite ...? paullchu l tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think Im allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit. Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something? eepeoradar Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor? Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken. Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifox when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason. steallng-your-wite Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man. 1want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic clpollakate What's with your thing about n MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME ecks lately? nightrhaln 1 looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins. Souroe: zadigital 936,950 notes Why arent these hickeys going away?