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Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie, who sald selling golden tickets to heaven to hu They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs 99.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest lesus because he is the if I got the cash together he woulkd take me and my wife on his lying saucer to s of the tickets were made from sold one that gave me the golden tickets. I anm and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set lesus up uyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Warts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave earth and in. Tho Watts said in his police statement "T do not care what the Police say, The heaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they coniscaned over who gave them to me behind the KPC 10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby aligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do anything Tho sold the golden tickets o loloftheday If you think the headline is funny, read the article. <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175916056428/floridians-at-it-again" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Floridians at it again</p></blockquote>

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England, Fake, and Gif: So when Rowling tweeted this back at him, most people assumed she was messing around Luke @lukekocura.4 Sep 2015 Said the millionaire on her gold iphone in her mansion J.K. Rowling@jk rowling If you can't imagine yourself in one of those boats, you have something missing. They are dying for a life worth living. #refugeeswelcome J.К. Rowling Follow ojk rowling Replying to @lukekocura @Lukekocura I'll have my mansion AND your shack in about 2 years. Ready to get owned? 6:42 PM-4 Sep 2015 40,534 Retweets 59,056 Likes 0.9匍80e0悉@ Before responding, Rowling had researched the man behind the troll, Luke Kocura, and found out he was struggling to make mortgage payments on his modest home in Sheffield, England. Unless he turned things around within two years, he was at risk of foreclosure Rowling then closely monitored his situation, which, sure enough, only got worse. So two years later, she pounced, assuming Kocura's mortgage, repossessing the house from the bank, and now she owns it. To celebrate the long-game owning, she tweeted this at him: J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Follow @Lukekocura I was unduly harsh before. The place isn't a shack. It's more of a hut. Maybe I'll let vou come back to visit sometime!:) <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175735905124/dasha-loses-it-northern-rebel" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://dasha-loses-it.tumblr.com/post/175733878663/northern-rebel-dasha-loses-it" class="tumblr_blog">dasha-loses-it</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://northern-rebel.tumblr.com/post/175733387761/dasha-loses-it" class="tumblr_blog">northern-rebel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dasha-loses-it.tumblr.com/post/175733318578/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">dasha-loses-it</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/175715549937/girlfriendluvr-thedevitoanditsown" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://girlfriendluvr.tumblr.com/post/175713214958/thedevitoanditsown-pinetreeanarchism" class="tumblr_blog">girlfriendluvr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thedevitoanditsown.tumblr.com/post/175710984601/pinetreeanarchism-westernsocietyfucked100years" class="tumblr_blog">thedevitoanditsown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pinetreeanarchism.tumblr.com/post/164712342717/westernsocietyfucked100years-hell-planet-the" class="tumblr_blog">pinetreeanarchism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.westernsocietyfucked100years.com/post/164697571308/hell-planet" class="tumblr_blog">westernsocietyfucked100years</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hell planet</p></blockquote> <p>The rich will track you down and steal your home from you if you disagree with them on the internet.</p> <p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>Earth is fucked.</p> </blockquote> <p>Why do people like this woman again?</p> </blockquote> <p>holy shit jkr is ridiculously evil</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="204" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0bea1abd2b2f16419b281392150d1ed0/tumblr_inline_pbm1g2iw1I1t75kj8_540.gif" data-orig-height="204" data-orig-width="400"/></figure><p>this can’t be real</p> </blockquote> <p>Please let this be a troll</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS FAKE. Here’s the real response</p> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/639886235503337472?lang=en">https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/639886235503337472?lang=en</a><br/></p> <p>Don’t spread this bs without checking, people.</p> </blockquote> <p>Good to know, sounded too far-fetched to be true</p> </blockquote> <p>Thank God it’s fake. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>I mean I don’t like Rowling but this seemed like a stretch.</p>

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Fucking, Omg, and Tumblr: <p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/175628696442/221b-ean-jacquez45-lovelyshuri" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://221b-ean.tumblr.com/post/175592222769/jacquez45-lovelyshuri-ohifonlyx33" class="tumblr_blog">221b-ean</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jacquez45.tumblr.com/post/173784884455/lovelyshuri-ohifonlyx33-strawberrypatty" class="tumblr_blog">jacquez45</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lovelyshuri.tumblr.com/post/173342139148/ohifonlyx33-strawberrypatty" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyshuri</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ohifonlyx33.tumblr.com/post/173341793613/strawberrypatty-i-am-a-star-dragon" class="tumblr_blog">ohifonlyx33</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://strawberrypatty.tumblr.com/post/170670861462/i-am-a-star-dragon-gxtawxycar-marvel-link" class="tumblr_blog">strawberrypatty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://i-am-a-star-dragon.tumblr.com/post/170593956602/gxtawxycar-marvel-link" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-a-star-dragon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gxtawxycar.tumblr.com/post/165527902271/marvel-link" class="tumblr_blog">gxtawxycar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MARVEL </p> <p>link // <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s</a> (collab w/ djcprod)</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay I’ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s fucking tight.</p> </blockquote> <p>ting ting<br/>TING TING<br/>TING! TING!<br/>*panting out of breath gasps in time to the beat*<br/><br/>I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF</p> </blockquote> <p>fun fact a few months ago I showed this video to my 4 y/o brother and to this day he asks me to play the song (glitter and gold) because he is convinced it is “The Avengers Song™” </p> </blockquote> <p>one of the few fanvids that uses dialogue that I think actually really works</p> </blockquote> <p>THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING OMG IS SO HYPED</p> </blockquote> <p>perfect 👌👌</p></blockquote> <p>There’s also this one: <a href="https://youtu.be/23gr_kfmQ1o">https://youtu.be/23gr_kfmQ1o</a></p><p>Kickass Marvel edits are my aesthetic</p>

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