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An Epic Tale: Samantha Today 12:24 AM Hili Heyyy What's up? Today 9:20 AM At the time, I couldn't have told you. But with the power of modern water combined with a healthy dose of sleep I can confidentially say that the sky is up Uhm. Yup Reminds me of a joke by the great Norm MacDonald. Care for a telling in my own words? Sure? So there's this moth in a dentist's office The moth is sitting in the chair, talking to the doctor The moth says, "Doc, I don't know what to do. I'm sick of my life I have a wife, been married to her for 13 years this May But I don't really like her any more, doc. Ever since we stopped having kids things have dropped off I try to go on dates with her to reignite some passion, but it doesn't seem to work She scoffs at me and rolls her eyes at everything I say At least she takes care of the kids. " "Oh and don't even get me started on my job. My boss is such a pick that I'd love to just quit in the middle of our project and leave him hanging At least I have a few friends in the office to make life tolerable Even then I still think about going up to the roof and throwing myself off ever now and then. My three kids, Motha, Mothammad, and Motholomew, are growing up so fast doc. If it weren't for them, I probably would've ended it years ago I worry that I'm not a good father, doo. My dad was pretty shitty and I really don't want to follow in his shoes. And that's just the beginning of my problems, doc. I'm so fucked, I need help. " The doctor, who sat and listened to all of this said, "Sir, I do believe you need help, but it really sounds like you should be seeing a therapist or a psychiatrist. I'm a dentist, I can't help you with these problems." The moth replies, "I know that" To which the incredulous dentist retorts Then why did you come in here?!" And the moth said, "uh, cuz the light was on?" Fin Oh my god Wow What a journey Tyne a messag An Epic Tale
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So sad that we are a culture of spoiled brats! We create our on storms and get mad at God when it rains. We want God to be a genie in a bottle. We want Him to zap all our decisions that were wrong and make them right, and when He don't.. we are sour at Him! Well, how's that working for you? Listen, He is a good good father and ready to work on your behalf, but not until you learn to grow and learn through your mess. A miracle is easy to get, but hard to keep, because, if we don't own our mess and realize that God has forgiven us for it... we will keep playing cycles over and over! We will keep getting ahead of God! We get stuck in the I've done so much wrong and God is like people... He'll never forgive me. All lies! He already has... but, if you don't forgive yourself... His forgiveness won't matter to you! He loves you so much and is waiting to turn your scars to stars. Make your mess His message and turn your pain to a pulpit! Let Him! Your life ain't over. Your story is a game changer! realtalkkimvideo realtalkkim realtalk god redemption faith hope ChangeYourThinkingChangeYourLife dcm2017 NobodyCanForceYouToGetYourHealing Buy this whole sermon on www.rodparsley.tv: 1-888-534-3838 PRAYERLINE OPEN 24/7 So sad that we are a culture of spoiled brats! We create our on storms and get mad at God when it rains. We want God to be a genie in a bottle. We want Him to zap all our decisions that were wrong and make them right, and when He don't.. we are sour at Him! Well, how's that working for you? Listen, He is a good good father and ready to work on your behalf, but not until you learn to grow and learn through your mess. A miracle is easy to get, but hard to keep, because, if we don't own our mess and realize that God has forgiven us for it... we will keep playing cycles over and over! We will keep getting ahead of God! We get stuck in the I've done so much wrong and God is like people... He'll never forgive me. All lies! He already has... but, if you don't forgive yourself... His forgiveness won't matter to you! He loves you so much and is waiting to turn your scars to stars. Make your mess His message and turn your pain to a pulpit! Let Him! Your life ain't over. Your story is a game changer! realtalkkimvideo realtalkkim realtalk god redemption faith hope ChangeYourThinkingChangeYourLife dcm2017 NobodyCanForceYouToGetYourHealing Buy this whole sermon on www.rodparsley.tv
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