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College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg 130 KB JPG Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait sOne day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved Sudden ldea Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank Actually does it Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case Pay for damages >Throw in some bullshit about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views" >Actually fucking works >She loses her fucking shit at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says "You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade? Pic related siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking Savage Probably didn’t happen, but a good story. Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh
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50 Cent, Bad, and Dude: HO ME I S CALLIN G O N LY-IN THEATERS DECEMBER 21 EXPERIENCE IT INIMAX REALD 3D DIDOLBY CINEMA <p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175995967345/khuckabee3-more-snatched-photos" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://khuckabee3.tumblr.com/post/175995952602/more-snatched-photos-khuckabee3" class="tumblr_blog">khuckabee3</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175995925295/khuckabee3-more-snatched-photos" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://khuckabee3.tumblr.com/post/175995909557/more-snatched-photos-khuckabee3" class="tumblr_blog">khuckabee3</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175995887830/khuckabee3-more-snatched-photos" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://khuckabee3.tumblr.com/post/175995867897/more-snatched-photos-khuckabee3" class="tumblr_blog">khuckabee3</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175995833080/khuckabee3-more-snatched-photos" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://khuckabee3.tumblr.com/post/175995721947/more-snatched-photos-khuckabee3" class="tumblr_blog">khuckabee3</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175995677050/khuckabee3-more-snatched-photos" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://khuckabee3.tumblr.com/post/175995664552/more-snatched-photos-khuckabee3" class="tumblr_blog">khuckabee3</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175995643835/khuckabee3-more-snatched-photos" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://khuckabee3.tumblr.com/post/175995631407/more-snatched-photos-khuckabee3" class="tumblr_blog">khuckabee3</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175995587415/khuckabee3-more-snatched-photos" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://khuckabee3.tumblr.com/post/175995567737/more-snatched-photos-khuckabee3" class="tumblr_blog">khuckabee3</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175995459060/khuckabee3-more-snatched-photos" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://khuckabee3.tumblr.com/post/175995448017/more-snatched-photos-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">khuckabee3</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175994932820/nunyabizni-the-mighty-birdy-intjint" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175994887527/the-mighty-birdy-intjint-the-mighty-birdy" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/175994588328/intjint-the-mighty-birdy-libertarirynn-i" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://intjint.tumblr.com/post/175994547756/the-mighty-birdy-libertarirynn-i-can-already" class="tumblr_blog">intjint</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/175994319788/libertarirynn-i-can-already-taste-the-suck-i" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175994298949/i-can-already-taste-the-suck-i-literally-thought" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I can already taste the suck. I literally thought this was a fanmade poster it’s so bad.</p></blockquote> <p>It will indeed suck. But I will be seeing it.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>Because I care very deeply about….. Aquaman </p> </blockquote> <p>Birdy is being in heat on main</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not being horny on main I just really like Aquaman as a character ok</p> </blockquote> <p>I understand Birdy, men can’t be sexualized in the media and they need to understand that you are just there for character development and a good story</p></blockquote> <p>I genuinely enjoyed Justice League so fuck off with the hate, I’m gonna enjoy this. Also, Birdy is horny as fuck on main.</p></blockquote> <p>I’m sorry you have shitty movie taste</p></blockquote> <p>I like a lot of shitty movies.</p></blockquote> <p>Go watch rubber </p></blockquote> <p>I have rubber tires</p></blockquote> <p>Are they sentient and do they blow up your head</p></blockquote> <p>They are not sentient but if one were to randomly explode and my head were close enough then it’s possible I could die.</p></blockquote> <p>Doesn’t count. Has to do it via telepathic powers.</p></blockquote> <p>I’ll keep an eye on them anyway.</p></blockquote> <p>That’s not a bad idea</p></blockquote> <p>They have been known to randomly explode so yeah</p></blockquote> <p>Dude… quit buying used tires off the 50 cent rack</p></blockquote> <p>I buy new Michelin tires for $600 each. Truck tires just explode sometimes.</p></blockquote> <p>Best upgrade to them 700 dollar tires then.</p></blockquote> <p>They explode too. It’s not the tires but the weight being put on them.</p></blockquote> <p>That there sounds like a personal problem. </p></blockquote> <p>I mean if y’all would quit buying food it wouldn’t be an issue for me.</p></blockquote> <p>I feel like we got off track 🤔</p>
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Books, Children, and Chill: sondsheim: bakuryobaku sondsheim reblog and put the highest library late fee you've ever paid in the tags Ok so the highest I have paid is $20 the highest I have is $5000 and still counting and I'm never going back to Louisiana again There's gotta be a good story behind that $5000 fine Ok kiddo's sit the heckety down and hold onto your hats and broomsticks. The year is 2006. The setting, hick- fuckville Louisiana. I am but a humble child sitting in my local library reading all of the books that my school library banned, but they kept in the local library to adults, so that way they can "warn them, becouse if your child is reading these books they are possessed by show tan. This is the place where I got my first copy of Ann Rice's "Interview with the Vampire" which had all if my favorite things, a male/male relationship, vampires, the Victorian age, and best of all half of it takes place in uck-hickville Louisiana (not to be confused with Hick Fuckville, Louisiana). I have by me all of the books on the "don't let your child read this or they will become a sodomite" list. I am fucking having a blast, when guess who walks the flip flopity right up to me. That's right Pastor AssFuck McGee. And he goes "child, these books are not for children." To which I reply by saying nothing, picking up each book and checking them out. I walk out if the library, and I decide. Fuck you pastor AssFuck McGee. I am gonna read all if these books. 1 month later, my parents decide it's time to move, again. I'm chill with this. I hate this town. I hate this state. And I hate Paster AssFuck McGee and I don't even go to his church, but Kasey who sits by me during lunch does and she says that he's a "bleepity bleeping dumb slut" and I don't know how Kasey knows that Pastor AssFuck McGee is a slut, but I trust her opinion on it, and while I normally don't shame people for their sex lives I was willing to make an exception just for Pastor AssFuck McGee However, if we move I have to return my library books But I can't. I haven't finished reading all fucking 23 books, 2 magazines, and the informational pamphlet on th control. So I decided I hated Pastor AssFuck McGee and loved books more than I cared about the law. So l packed all of the library books up and move with them. I said fuck it. I'm gonna steal all of this. I was sure as fuck about to commit my first felony. We move to Arizona. I get enrolled into a new school one day in the snazy new computer lab I boot up the computer, that terrible fucking dial up noise hurts my ears and I'm convinced God isn't real, becouse if he was he wouldn't allow for that God awful fucking noise. I sign on to my AOL. I have an email. It's from the library in Louisiana. My books are late. I delete the email. I delete the email every week when they send it out. Fast forward too late 2016. I am feeling the nostalgic, I decide to log into my old AOL account I have been on it in over 5 years. I am stunned. I have an email. My books are late. I owe around $5000. I sighn out of my AOL. I never sighn back in. I go to bed that night and I whisper. "Fuck you Pastor AssFuck McGee. mes in this story have been changed to protect individuals) (Na The story of a library fine [x-post r/almostpoetry]
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Apparently, Bad, and God: 9:43 PM I hope everything is going well I just have a question, I saw your post about "Highly Recommending" everyone to go see "Get Out". My question is, as a Christian, is it right to recommend people to go see something with so much profanity in it? Regardless of it's message, it has 50 F-words, 45 S-words with a lot of others as well. I'm not messaging you to bee mean or anything, I genuinely wanted to know why you recommending it. Thanks! <p><a href="http://socialjusticesweg.tumblr.com/post/158052663055/proudblackconservative-ted-cruise" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticesweg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/158052442824/proudblackconservative-ted-cruise" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/158051885454/proudblackconservative-inarticulateyelling" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ted-cruise.tumblr.com/post/158051247940/inarticulateyelling-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">ted-cruise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/158051113654/proudblackconservative-this-super-evangelical" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://inarticulateyelling.tumblr.com/post/158050867128/this-super-evangelical-guy-is-always-trying-to" class="tumblr_blog">inarticulateyelling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/158050593589/this-super-evangelical-guy-is-always-trying-to" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This super evangelical guy is always trying to challenge what I watch because it has swears or sex in it and it’s pretty annoying. I’m a grown woman. I’ll decide what’s appropriate for me to watch and where my conscience falls as a Christian.</p></blockquote> <p>Apparently you can’t be Christian if you watch movies with profanity. Lol.</p> </blockquote> <p>Like I could bring up how even Jesus used really strong language in his day (“Brood of vipers” isn’t exactly a compliment), but I don’t want to get into a whole thing. I just want him off my back so I tried to keep it polite and civil and just say I like the story and I believe a good story makes up for some profanity.</p> </blockquote> <p>i’d block him if he continues to harass you about it, someone tried doing this to me and trying convince me that turkish people don’t have souls on a fandom blog </p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my word he’s still at it.</p> <p>“I’m not saying that a film should be necessarily thrown away if it has profanity in it. I have seen many movies with redeeming qualities and with profanity in them, but they are all edited so the profanity is removed. <br/>If it’s wrong for a Christian to say those words, wouldn’t it also be wrong to voluntarily pay money to hear those words? If Jesus wouldn’t say the words, I’m pretty sure He wouldn’t pay money to have someone say those words to Him for the sake of entertainment. <br/>What if it wasn’t profanity. What if it was sexuality? Is it OK to see a film with 50 F-words, but not OK to see a movie with sex scenes? Or are they both OK? <br/>Just trying to figure out your position on it. 🙂”</p> <p>I’m screaming. He’s an old friend and I really am trying to be respectful and kind but I really don’t know where else this conversation can go. I’m pretty much done explaining myself to him. He doesn’t have to agree. I’ve never tried to pressure him into watching movies with profanity, so I think he needs to respect my space. I do believe it’s important for Christians to hold each other accountable, but there’s a line between doing that and being annoying and judgmental.</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MYLANTA.</p> <p>“Profanity has changed, yes. But I think we can both agree that profanity today is something a Christian should never say. If a Christian went around saying the F word, I would know that they are very weak in their faith of at all, a Christian. <br/>Also, the people who determine what profanity is…is the secular culture itself! It says “Strong Language” in the rating for a reason. And it’s rated by a secular culture, not Christians. <br/>So if the secular culture itself labels a word as “bad” then it is ever more “off limits” for a Christian to use because even the lost people says it’s a “bad word.”</p> <p>So I really don’t think Jesus would take part in phrases that even the lost world would say are bad. <br/>And yes, they do use the Lord’s name as a cuss words in the film, so that should be an immediate red flag. </p> <p>See the problem is, where to draw the line. You say sex scenes are OK of they are relevant to the story. Where do you draw the line? <br/>What if there is an incredible movie about a porn star who gives their life to Christ. Well, to be relevant to the story, they show some of the porn that took place. It’s relevant to the story and it’s important to know. <br/>So, If that is wrong but the small sex scene is OK…Who draws the line? <br/>Do you draw the line? What if your line is farther than mine? Am I wrong? Are you wrong?<br/>We can’t both be right. <br/>See, I don’t believe WE get to draw where the line goes. Christ drew the line a long time ago. <br/>“Abstain from even the appearance of Evil” 1 Thessalonians 5:22. <br/>I dont think that involves F words and sex scenes…regardless of the story. <br/>What I’m saying is, as a Christian, I dont think it’s right in any way to pay money and voluntarily listen to profanity and watch sex scenes. I think we can both agree that both of those are things the Lord would not approve of for a Christian.<br/>And if we try to say what is “too much” for us, who determines that? It must be God who draws where the line is. <br/>Do you see what I’m saying?“</p> </blockquote> <p><i> “But I think we can both agree that profanity today is something a Christian should never say.”</i><br/></p><p>that’s where you’re fuckin wrong, kiddo</p></blockquote> <p>Lol. For real. I&rsquo;ve literally heard my priest swear. Once from the pulpit. I finally did put the kibosh on the conversation and it actually ended on a surprisingly civil note. I just told him I respect his opinion but I disagree I will continue to test my own conscience against my personal relationship with Christ and my studying of the Scriptures and come to my own conclusions. He backed off.</p>
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Apparently, Bad, and God: 9:43 PM I hope everything is going well I just have a question, I saw your post about "Highly Recommending" everyone to go see "Get Out". My question is, as a Christian, is it right to recommend people to go see something with so much profanity in it? Regardless of it's message, it has 50 F-words, 45 S-words with a lot of others as well. I'm not messaging you to bee mean or anything, I genuinely wanted to know why you recommending it. Thanks! <p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/158051885454/proudblackconservative-inarticulateyelling" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://ted-cruise.tumblr.com/post/158051247940/inarticulateyelling-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">ted-cruise</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/158051113654/proudblackconservative-this-super-evangelical" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://inarticulateyelling.tumblr.com/post/158050867128/this-super-evangelical-guy-is-always-trying-to" class="tumblr_blog">inarticulateyelling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/158050593589/this-super-evangelical-guy-is-always-trying-to" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This super evangelical guy is always trying to challenge what I watch because it has swears or sex in it and it’s pretty annoying. I’m a grown woman. I’ll decide what’s appropriate for me to watch and where my conscience falls as a Christian.</p></blockquote> <p>Apparently you can’t be Christian if you watch movies with profanity. Lol.</p> </blockquote> <p>Like I could bring up how even Jesus used really strong language in his day (“Brood of vipers” isn’t exactly a compliment), but I don’t want to get into a whole thing. I just want him off my back so I tried to keep it polite and civil and just say I like the story and I believe a good story makes up for some profanity.</p> </blockquote> <p>i’d block him if he continues to harass you about it, someone tried doing this to me and trying convince me that turkish people don’t have souls on a fandom blog </p></blockquote> <p>Oh my word he’s still at it.</p><p>“I’m not saying that a film should be necessarily thrown away if it has profanity in it. I have seen many movies with redeeming qualities and with profanity in them, but they are all edited so the profanity is removed. <br/>If it’s wrong for a Christian to say those words, wouldn’t it also be wrong to voluntarily pay money to hear those words? If Jesus wouldn’t say the words, I’m pretty sure He wouldn’t pay money to have someone say those words to Him for the sake of entertainment. <br/>What if it wasn’t profanity. What if it was sexuality? Is it OK to see a film with 50 F-words, but not OK to see a movie with sex scenes? Or are they both OK? <br/>Just trying to figure out your position on it. 🙂”</p><p>I’m screaming. He’s an old friend and I really am trying to be respectful and kind but I really don’t know where else this conversation can go. I’m pretty much done explaining myself to him. He doesn’t have to agree. I’ve never tried to pressure him into watching movies with profanity, so I think he needs to respect my space. I do believe it’s important for Christians to hold each other accountable, but there’s a line between doing that and being annoying and judgmental.</p></blockquote> <p>OH MYLANTA.</p><p>&ldquo;Profanity has changed, yes. But I think we can both agree that profanity today is something a Christian should never say. If a Christian went around saying the F word, I would know that they are very weak in their faith of at all, a Christian. <br/>Also, the people who determine what profanity is&hellip;is the secular culture itself! It says &quot;Strong Language&rdquo; in the rating for a reason. And it&rsquo;s rated by a secular culture, not Christians. <br/>So if the secular culture itself labels a word as &ldquo;bad&rdquo; then it is ever more &ldquo;off limits&rdquo; for a Christian to use because even the lost people says it&rsquo;s a &ldquo;bad word.&rdquo;</p><p>So I really don&rsquo;t think Jesus would take part in phrases that even the lost world would say are bad. <br/>And yes, they do use the Lord&rsquo;s name as a cuss words in the film, so that should be an immediate red flag. </p><p>See the problem is, where to draw the line. You say sex scenes are OK of they are relevant to the story. Where do you draw the line? <br/>What if there is an incredible movie about a porn star who gives their life to Christ. Well, to be relevant to the story, they show some of the porn that took place. It&rsquo;s relevant to the story and it&rsquo;s important to know. <br/>So, If that is wrong but the small sex scene is OK&hellip;Who draws the line? <br/>Do you draw the line? What if your line is farther than mine? Am I wrong? Are you wrong?<br/>We can&rsquo;t both be right. <br/>See, I don&rsquo;t believe WE get to draw where the line goes. Christ drew the line a long time ago. <br/>&ldquo;Abstain from even the appearance of Evil&rdquo; 1 Thessalonians 5:22. <br/>I dont think that involves F words and sex scenes&hellip;regardless of the story. <br/>What I&rsquo;m saying is, as a Christian, I dont think it&rsquo;s right in any way to pay money and voluntarily listen to profanity and watch sex scenes. I think we can both agree that both of those are things the Lord would not approve of for a Christian.<br/>And if we try to say what is &ldquo;too much&rdquo; for us, who determines that? It must be God who draws where the line is. <br/>Do you see what I&rsquo;m saying?&ldquo;</p>
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Apparently, Jesus, and Lol: 9:43 PM I hope everything is going well I just have a question, I saw your post about "Highly Recommending" everyone to go see "Get Out". My question is, as a Christian, is it right to recommend people to go see something with so much profanity in it? Regardless of it's message, it has 50 F-words, 45 S-words with a lot of others as well. I'm not messaging you to bee mean or anything, I genuinely wanted to know why you recommending it. Thanks! <p><a href="https://ted-cruise.tumblr.com/post/158051247940/inarticulateyelling-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">ted-cruise</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/158051113654/proudblackconservative-this-super-evangelical" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://inarticulateyelling.tumblr.com/post/158050867128/this-super-evangelical-guy-is-always-trying-to" class="tumblr_blog">inarticulateyelling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/158050593589/this-super-evangelical-guy-is-always-trying-to" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This super evangelical guy is always trying to challenge what I watch because it has swears or sex in it and it’s pretty annoying. I’m a grown woman. I’ll decide what’s appropriate for me to watch and where my conscience falls as a Christian.</p></blockquote> <p>Apparently you can’t be Christian if you watch movies with profanity. Lol.</p> </blockquote> <p>Like I could bring up how even Jesus used really strong language in his day (“Brood of vipers” isn’t exactly a compliment), but I don’t want to get into a whole thing. I just want him off my back so I tried to keep it polite and civil and just say I like the story and I believe a good story makes up for some profanity.</p> </blockquote> <p>i’d block him if he continues to harass you about it, someone tried doing this to me and trying convince me that turkish people don’t have souls on a fandom blog </p></blockquote> <p>Oh my word he&rsquo;s still at it.</p><p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not saying that a film should be necessarily thrown away if it has profanity in it. I have seen many movies with redeeming qualities and with profanity in them, but they are all edited so the profanity is removed. <br/>If it&rsquo;s wrong for a Christian to say those words, wouldn&rsquo;t it also be wrong to voluntarily pay money to hear those words? If Jesus wouldn&rsquo;t say the words, I&rsquo;m pretty sure He wouldn&rsquo;t pay money to have someone say those words to Him for the sake of entertainment. <br/>What if it wasn&rsquo;t profanity. What if it was sexuality? Is it OK to see a film with 50 F-words, but not OK to see a movie with sex scenes? Or are they both OK? <br/>Just trying to figure out your position on it. 🙂&rdquo;</p><p>I&rsquo;m screaming. He&rsquo;s an old friend and I really am trying to be respectful and kind but I really don&rsquo;t know where else this conversation can go. I&rsquo;m pretty much done explaining myself to him. He doesn&rsquo;t have to agree. I&rsquo;ve never tried to pressure him into watching movies with profanity, so I think he needs to respect my space. I do believe it&rsquo;s important for Christians to hold each other accountable, but there&rsquo;s a line between doing that and being annoying and judgmental.</p>

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Apparently, Jesus, and Lol: 9:43 PM I hope everything is going well I just have a question, I saw your post about "Highly Recommending" everyone to go see "Get Out". My question is, as a Christian, is it right to recommend people to go see something with so much profanity in it? Regardless of it's message, it has 50 F-words, 45 S-words with a lot of others as well. I'm not messaging you to bee mean or anything, I genuinely wanted to know why you recommending it. Thanks! <p><a href="https://inarticulateyelling.tumblr.com/post/158050867128/this-super-evangelical-guy-is-always-trying-to" class="tumblr_blog">inarticulateyelling</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/158050593589/this-super-evangelical-guy-is-always-trying-to" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This super evangelical guy is always trying to challenge what I watch because it has swears or sex in it and it’s pretty annoying. I’m a grown woman. I’ll decide what’s appropriate for me to watch and where my conscience falls as a Christian.</p></blockquote> <p>Apparently you can’t be Christian if you watch movies with profanity. Lol.</p></blockquote> <p>Like I could bring up how even Jesus used really strong language in his day (&ldquo;Brood of vipers&rdquo; isn&rsquo;t exactly a compliment), but I don&rsquo;t want to get into a whole thing. I just want him off my back so I tried to keep it polite and civil and just say I like the story and I believe a good story makes up for some profanity.</p>

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Bad, Clothes, and Confidence: Your father probably told you a few things, but just in case he wasn't around enough, here are some words of wisdom you might have missed out on: 1. Go for women you perceive to be "out of your league." You'll surprise yourself 2. Never have sex with anyone that doesn't want it as much as you. 3. Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat 4. Every hat should serve a purpose 5. Never take her to the movies on the first date 6. Learn to wet shave 7. Nothing looks more badass than a well-tailored suit. 8. Shave 9. Always look a person in the eye when you talk to ith the grain on the first go-around. them. 10. Buy a plunger before you need a plunger 11. Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports 12.Brush your teeth before you put on your tie 13.A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month. 14. Call your parents every week. 15. Never wear a clip-on tie. 16. Give a firm handshake 17. Compliment her shoes. 18. Never leave a pint unfinished. 19. If you aren't confident, fake it. It will come 20. You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him. 21. Be conscious of your body language 22. The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them. 23. Always stand to shake someone's hand 24. Never lend anything you can't afford to lose. 25. Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves 26. Keep a change of clothes at the office 27. Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once. 28. Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well. 29. Go with the decision that will make for a good story 30. When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet. 31. Nice guys don't finish last. Boring guys do. 32. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it. 33. Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head. 34. No matter their job or status in life, everyone deserves your respect 35. The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen, it's your job to overcome them. 36. The first one to get angry loses. 37. Do what needs to be done without complaining. It won't help speed things up. 38. Never stop learning. 39. Always go out into public dressed like you're about to meet the love of your life. 40. Don't change yourself just to make someone happy, unless that someone is you. 41. If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room. 42. Luck favors the prepared. 43. Women find confidence sexy as hell 44. Do whatever you want to do in the life, but be the best at it. 45. No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work. Enjoy your life <p>Things My Dad Never Told Me</p>
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9gag, Good, and Cod: . VIA 9GAG.COM Who remembers when COD was good with a good story and very good characters?

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Anime, Bitch, and Children: Anime then aNime now CORY IN THE NAT OUS What the fuck happened to real anime? What happen to real good story and characters? Now today we euly have stupid fuloshi shit with no backstory or good characters-_ back!! <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ambarossa.tumblr.com/post/145125542835">ambarossa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrew-jackedson.tumblr.com/post/145125376719">andrew-jackedson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ambarossa.tumblr.com/post/145125093715">ambarossa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyberia-mix.tumblr.com/post/58503577638">cyberia-mix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>its time for revolution, otaku friends &gt;: (((((</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mR0XEPc8mlbIXcpPJ0fytUw">@andrew-jackedson</a> FIND ME A BETTER ANIMU THAN THIS</p> </blockquote> <p>Jimmy neutron:Encourages children to educate themselves about science and the majestic world around them, provide social commentary and high brow humor alongside sophomoric puns</p> <p>Corey in the House:Sassy black people?</p> <figure data-orig-height="184" data-orig-width="273" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/55d0aecd11ed635e04d43216ea02f16f/tumblr_inline_o7ypjt9Y7g1skwlzp_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/55d0aecd11ed635e04d43216ea02f16f/tumblr_inline_o7ypm8vjJB1skwlzp_540.png" data-orig-height="184" data-orig-width="273" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/55d0aecd11ed635e04d43216ea02f16f/tumblr_inline_o7ypjt9Y7g1skwlzp_540.png"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I distinctly recall an episode wherein these idiot children attempted to extract the mitochondria from a virus <i>but viruses don’t have mitochondria THE FUCKING DULLARDS FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR “SCIENCE DEFENSE” <b>GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND INTO CORY’S HOUSE YOU BITCH</b></i></p> </blockquote> <p>This escalated pretty fast.</p>
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Agrabah, Anna, and Ariel: After Disney unveiled images of its latest lead, Elsa the Snow Queen in the upcoming Frozen, fans decided hey had had enough of the typical Disney princess, so they made her over. Elsa, per Disney's usual whitewashing (Cother lead character Anna is also very white), falls in line with their typical fair skinnned, light hair, blue eyes always wearing a glamorous but impractical gown. ELSA ELSA FROZEİ FROZEN COMING SOON TO CINEMAS IN 3D COMING SOON TO CINEMAS IN 3D bigwordsandsharpedges: w1n5t0n-m1k3y: mayberachel: bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: jingle-fox: animalbks: awesomegirlystuff: What the fuck? Whitewashing? It’s a danish fairy tale! You can’t just throw in diversity for the sake of it. It has to make sense, thats like if people were like “Why are there only Chinese people in Mulan?” Because it takes place in fucking China before anyone immigrated there! THANK YOU THANK. typical light hair, fair skinned, blue eyes The only other Disney princesses that fits that description all the way would be Cinderella and Aurora. The only other one close is Rapunzel. Disney does extremely well with making the animated princesses fit the time period and area they are from. Let me show you a thing. Alright this is Snow White. The whole reason this is her name is because her skin was as white as the fucking snow. She had hair as black as a raven. And lips as red as a rose. Snow White was originally a GERMAN fairytale. Ya know what color they are in Germany? White…. Now this bitch right here is Cinderella. This movie was made in 1950. Ya know what was going on in 1950? Segregation. So I doubt that in 1950 they would make some black fairytale princess considering Walt Disney was white and all the employees at Disney were white, and I’m sorry but in the 1950’s all the white people were racists. Yes, Walt Disney was fucking racist. But that’s because of when he grew up and how things were. He was actually a pretty loving and kind man and I’m sure that he would’ve had an open mind to ending segregation if he had grew up different. FYI Cinderella is French. French people be white.This chick right here. Her name is Aurora. Her movie was made in 1969. There were still racist little bastards then. But ya know what, she’s also freaking French. And in her original fairytale her hair was the color of sunshine gold, and lips that shamed the red red rose.Now meet Ariel. She is often times many people’s favorite cause she’s fun and quirky and her hair looks like a fucking fire truck. Her fairytale is Danish. Danish people are white. The Danish fairytale though? It’s actually based off of stories sailors told of seeing this girl with bright red hair and the tail of a fish. Idk, but have you ever seen a naturally red headed black woman. Cause I haven’t…. Now Belle here is the frenchiest of the French. Her story is actually based in France. Not just a nice fairytale that was made in France. Again, French people are white. But you see light hair on her. No. She is brunette! And she has brown eyes. Nuff said. Now this…. this is Jasmine. She is not white, she does not have light hair, and she does not have light eyes. She is brown. And beautifully so. And she’s not so sweet and fragile either. She is independent and don’t need no man.She is Arabic and she looks like it. I don’t see any white washing here. See this is where white washing would ACTUALLY come into play. If they made Princess Jasmine, based off of Princess Badroulbadour from an Arabic folk tale, and made her white. A white girl in Agrabah. Nope. My personal favorite. Pocahontas. Again. No white washing. She is nice and brown, and has nice Indian features. Thing about her? She was a real lady. In fact her sequel actually told her story better than the first one. Meet mulan. She’s Chinese. She saved China. Nuff said. This lovely lady is Tiana. She made a lot of ground as being the first black Disney Princess. She was from New Orleans. She’s american. This movie was based in the 1920’s and they did her right because she was a waitress, working 3 jobs just to make a few dollars a day. She lived in the slums/the ghetto with all the other colored folk. They kept it right to the time period they were representing but they also made her fa-boo! Now this chicky is my girl punzy. She is the first Disney Princess since 1991 that was white. I think 20 years time is a good amount of time to bring in another white Princess. Disney had wanted to do Rapunzel for a long time. She’s one of the classic fairytale princesses. Everyone know who this chick was, but there was no Disney movie about her. The reason why they didn’t she make her movie in the 90’s was because she was white. She was just another, golden haired, fair skinned, damsel in distress. I am soooo happy they waited on this one too. Cause after being in the works for so long they took this story about a chick with long hair being rescued by a Prince, and they made her this barefoot, rebellious, bad-ass, sweetheart, that was magical and already a Princess. In fact her “prince” wasn’t a prince. He was a thief. And the coolest thing, so that she wasn’t just a typical blonde princess, they cut off her hair and it turned brown. So now she’s this edgy but sweet brunette, short-haired, girl. Also, the original fairytale is German, so Disney stayed true to it’s roots and kept her in a German setting. This is Princess Merida. She is Scottish. Technically white. But still not just some American accent, blonde, white girl. She made a big leap in the Princess world because unlike all the others who are all strong too, she didn’t even find love in the movie. Who knows, maybe they’ll make a sequel a few years later where she’s older and more grown up and she gets married. Fun fact, Brave is loosely based around Scottish folklore of King Fergus.So yeah, white washing would be if they made the beautiful ethnic ladies here just white. Alot of fairytales come from mainly white countries. Disney is just trying to tell a good story. Maybe they should look more into some Arabic fairytales, maybe some African ones. But all they’re doing is staying true to stories and lands. I love you. Reblogging again for the comments Why does everyone forget Atlantis: The Lost Empire? It had a team of mixed-race characters fighting to save the last remnants of the lost city of Atlantis, which is inhabited by technologically advanced people of color. Not to mention the part where multiple ethnic groups overcome xenophobia to prevent World War One from including infinite pure energy and magical weapons of mass destruction
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Agrabah, Anna, and Ariel: After Disney unveiled images of its latest lead, Elsa the Snow Queen in the upcoming Frozen, fans decided hey had had enough of the typical Disney princess, so they made her over. Elsa, per Disney's usual whitewashing (Cother lead character Anna is also very white), falls in line with their typical fair skinnned, light hair, blue eyes always wearing a glamorous but impractical gown. ELSA ELSA FROZEİ FROZEN COMING SOON TO CINEMAS IN 3D COMING SOON TO CINEMAS IN 3D <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rightsided.tumblr.com/post/62919351513">rightsided</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ionosphere-negate.tumblr.com/post/62912174033/bad-ass-strigoi-hunter-jingle-fox">ionosphere-negate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bad-ass-strigoi-hunter.tumblr.com/post/62821899540/jingle-fox-animalbks-awesomegirlystuff">bad-ass-strigoi-hunter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jingle-fox.tumblr.com/post/62783323833/animalbks-awesomegirlystuff-what-the">jingle-fox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animalbks.tumblr.com/post/62782346089/awesomegirlystuff-what-the-fuck-whitewashing">animalbks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomegirlystuff.tumblr.com/post/62781491059/what-the-fuck-whitewashing-its-a-danish-fairy">awesomegirlystuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What the <em>fuck?</em> Whitewashing? It’s<em> a danish fairy tale! </em>You can’t just throw in diversity for the sake of it. It has to make sense, thats like if people were like “Why are there only Chinese people in Mulan?” Because it takes place in fucking China before anyone immigrated there!</p> </blockquote> <p>THANK YOU</p> </blockquote> <p>THANK.</p> </blockquote> <p><em>&ldquo;typical light hair, fair skinned, blue eyes&quot; </em>The only other Disney princesses that fits that description all the way would be Cinderella and Aurora. The only other one close is Rapunzel. Disney does extremely well with making the animated princesses fit the time period and area they are from. Let me show you a thing.<br/><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Snow_White_Disney.jpg"/></p> <p>Alright this is Snow White. The whole reason this is her name is because her skin was as white as the fucking snow. She had hair as black as a raven. And lips as red as a rose. Snow White was originally a GERMAN fairytale. Ya know what color they are in Germany? White….<br/><img alt="" src="http://images.wikia.com/disney/images/4/44/Cinderella_Photo.jpg"/></p> <p>Now this bitch right here is Cinderella. This movie was made in 1950. Ya know what was going on in 1950? Segregation. So I doubt that in 1950 they would make some black fairytale princess considering Walt Disney was white and all the employees at Disney were white, and I’m sorry but in the 1950’s all the white people were racists. Yes, Walt Disney was fucking racist. But that’s because of when he grew up and how things were. He was actually a pretty loving and kind man and I’m sure that he would’ve had an open mind to ending segregation if he had grew up different. FYI Cinderella is French. French people be white.<br/><img alt="" src="http://babyramacanada.com/xcart/images/D/RoomMates%20Disney%20Sleeping%20beauty%202.png"/><br/>This chick right here. Her name is Aurora. Her movie was made in 1969. There were still racist little bastards then. But ya know what, she’s also freaking French. And in her original fairytale her hair was the color of sunshine gold, and lips that shamed the red red rose.<br/><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Ariel_mermaid.jpg"/><br/>Now meet Ariel. She is often times many people’s favorite cause she’s fun and quirky and her hair looks like a fucking fire truck. Her fairytale is Danish. Danish people are white. The Danish fairytale though? It’s actually based off of stories sailors told of seeing this girl with bright red hair and the tail of a fish. Idk, but have you ever seen a naturally red headed black woman. Cause I haven’t….<br/><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/aa/Princess_Belle.jpg/250px-Princess_Belle.jpg"/><br/><br/></p> <p>Now Belle here is the frenchiest of the French. Her story is actually based in France. Not just a nice fairytale that was made in France. Again, French people are white. But you see light hair on her. No. She is brunette! And she has brown eyes. Nuff said.<br/><img alt="" src="https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRG4yPDeYq4ZvpRJsYvc1huuAEn-G2cnp1mcSJeko4qFj_oudjJDw"/></p> <p>Now this…. this is Jasmine. She is not white, she does not have light hair, and she does not have light eyes. She is brown. And beautifully so. And she’s not so sweet and fragile either. She is independent and don’t need no man.She is Arabic and she looks like it. I don’t see any white washing here. See this is where white washing would ACTUALLY come into play. If they made Princess Jasmine, based off of Princess Badroulbadour from an Arabic folk tale, and made her white. A white girl in Agrabah. Nope.<br/><img alt="" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120815205961/disney/images/4/4b/Pocahontas01.jpg"/></p> <p>My personal favorite. Pocahontas. Again. No white washing. She is nice and brown, and has nice Indian features. Thing about her? She was a real lady. In fact her sequel actually told her story better than the first one.<br/><img alt="" src="http://images.wikia.com/disney/images/archive/8/8a/20120729154624!Princess_Mulan.jpg"/></p> <p>Meet mulan. She’s Chinese. She saved China. Nuff said.<br/><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Tianadress.jpg"/></p> <p>This lovely lady is Tiana. She made a lot of ground as being the first black Disney Princess. She was from New Orleans. She’s american. This movie was based in the 1920’s and they did her right because she was a waitress, working 3 jobs just to make a few dollars a day. She lived in the slums/the ghetto with all the other colored folk. They kept it right to the time period they were representing but they also made her fa-boo!<br/><img alt="" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130815032510/disney-infinity/images/4/4e/Rapunzel_Tangled_Movie.jpg"/></p> <p>Now this chicky is my girl punzy. She is the first Disney Princess since 1991 that was white. I think 20 years time is a good amount of time to bring in another white Princess. Disney had wanted to do Rapunzel for a long time. She’s one of the classic fairytale princesses. Everyone know who this chick was, but there was no Disney movie about her. The reason why they didn’t she make her movie in the 90’s was because she was white. She was just another, golden haired, fair skinned, damsel in distress. I am soooo happy they waited on this one too. Cause after being in the works for so long they took this story about a chick with long hair being rescued by a Prince, and they made her this barefoot, rebellious, bad-ass, sweetheart, that was magical and already a Princess. In fact her “prince” wasn’t a prince. He was a thief. And the coolest thing, so that she wasn’t just a typical blonde princess, they cut off her hair and it turned brown. So now she’s this edgy but sweet brunette, short-haired, girl. Also, the original fairytale is German, so Disney stayed true to it’s roots and kept her in a German setting.<br/><img alt="" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121001004849/disney/images/d/da/Merida_web_small.jpg"/></p> <p>This is Princess Merida. She is Scottish. Technically white. But still not just some American accent, blonde, white girl. She made a big leap in the Princess world because unlike all the others who are all strong too, she didn’t even find love in the movie. Who knows, maybe they’ll make a sequel a few years later where she’s older and more grown up and she gets married. Fun fact, Brave is loosely based around Scottish folklore of King Fergus.<br/><br/>So yeah, white washing would be if they made the beautiful ethnic ladies here just white. Alot of fairytales come from mainly white countries. Disney is just trying to tell a good story. Maybe they should look more into some Arabic fairytales, maybe some African ones. But all they’re doing is staying true to stories and lands.</p> </blockquote> <p>Bless.</p> </blockquote> <p>Skuuze you! You forgot someone.</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/105/a/c/kuzcooooooooo_by_wdisneyrp_kuzco-d61uniw.gif"/></p> </blockquote>
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Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crapheadslaphead-deactivated201.tumblr.com/post/34921553229/jellybeing-curlyhairedho-thenewavengers">crapheadslaphead-deactivated201</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jellybeing.tumblr.com/post/34921345239/curlyhairedho-thenewavengers">jellybeing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://curlyhairedho.tumblr.com/post/34920264237/thenewavengers-paper-snow-a-ghost-this">curlyhairedho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thenewavengers.tumblr.com/post/34826168948">thenewavengers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paper-snow-a-ghost.tumblr.com/post/33951713765">paper-snow-a-ghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m sorry but I don’t think this story is true.</p> <p>I’d like to believe it’s true! Trust me! I’d love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story.</p> <ol><li>Either you were headbutted by a man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your “black eye” should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head should be swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn’t let that slide. I know people who’ve hit their eye and within an afternoon it’s ballooned up. <br/>The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don’t really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job.</li> <li>You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I’m not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story: <br/><ul><li>Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who’s to say that wouldn’t be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don’t you wear make up? Wouldn’t that contaminate it?</li> <li>Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc.</li> <li>If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn’t you touch where you’d been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away? I don’t know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It’s a natural instinct.</li> </ul></li> <li>Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. <br/><p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1a0u6661qzu9lo.png"/></p> The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I’m pretty sure you’re not Wolverine, and you can’t heal a broken nose within five days. <br/>As you can see, I’ve placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. <br/><p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1diA9S51qzu9lo.png"/><br/>For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You’ve apparently broken your nose! Where’s the medical attention? </p> </li> <li>I don’t like the look of your court letter. <br/><p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1gxsqCo1qzu9lo.jpg"/><br/>Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That’s a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does it look like you’ve ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? <br/>There’s also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means… <br/>Anyone could’ve written this. <br/>Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go… <br/>I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it’s a rough area, but still…</p> </li> <li> <p>You’ve linked newspaper articles that are related to you.</p> <p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1pg7XDL1qzu9lo.png"/><br/>But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That’s two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? <br/>Then again, the newspapers you’re in aren’t exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence.</p> </li> <li>After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your “injury”. Please bear in mind that she’s going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. <br/><br/>Me: Is that a real black eye?<br/>Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she’d probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it’s blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellow 
and not all at the same time - you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn’t even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose. <br/><br/>So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.</li> <li>But let’s move on from what is, or what isn’t and onto the post itself. <br/><br/>Look, I get it. You’re a feminist, you want to fight for woman’s rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of “Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I’m a woman! I fight! Men shouldn’t hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a point!”<br/><br/>Here’s a much better message you could send to the world:<br/><br/>“How about no one hits anyone?”<br/><br/>It’s all well and good saying women shouldn’t hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anything it’s that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we’re onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus: <br/><br/>This story is false. The injury isn’t real. I’m highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did occur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself. <br/><br/>Surely preaching equality through, “Can we all just not hit each other?” Rather than, “Men are pigs and they hit women!” would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story…</li> </ol></blockquote> <p>Fuck around and get smoked</p> </blockquote> <p>oh man am I disappointed</p> </blockquote> <p>this is hilarious</p> </blockquote>
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