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Amazon, Ass, and Bruh: Can I take them both home? @DrSmashlove So I went to the pool yesterday for the first time in a hot minute because I don't engage in leisure and instead live in a cave staring at screens without any disruptions other than clients calling or my secretary asking me if I'm ok 🤗. Anyway at the pool I seen some shit so of course imma speak on it. First and foremost. What's up with these dudes with the baldy chests but from the belly button on down, they got a Amazon MFin rainforest? Is this the wave? Are y'all manscaping to this extent now? Like don't girls either like hairy ass dudes or baldy dudes? Is there a population of women out there that's like "I like a man's belly to be only half hairy it's so God damn sexy like I want four clean abs and two extremely snarly abs it makes me form a puddle under me ... I also love it when Jeff only shaves one ass cheek like I spank his left one and it's clean as a whistle and the left one looks like a gorilla's ass FUCK 😍" <- this woman is a rare breed ... if she exist, point her out - women with strange fetishes like this tend to be the highest caliber freaks 🤗😂. Anyway to make matters worse I seen a dude with a baldy chest and hair under the belly button region but it was a landing strip but like a thick one as if it naturally grew like that but he clearly made the edges crispy. BRUH. UNLESS YOUR NAME IS CHARLIE AND U A FANCY GAY MAN LIVING IN RANDOMLY GAY-FABULOUS CITY LIKE SAN ANTONIO AND U A CROSS FIT COACH BUT U ALSO MODEL ON THE SIDE AND HAVE 70,000 FOLLOWERS ON IG, A LANDING STRIP IS NOT. FUCKING. ALLOWED. I stop going to the pool for two summers and I see this shit. Y'all terrible 😫😂😂😂

So I went to the pool yesterday for the first time in a hot minute because I don't engage in leisure and instead live in a cave staring at s...