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Bad, Beard, and Comfortable: nOrma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up!" One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him "did you see the sign?" He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them!" Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did I?" And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits" And I still haven't gotten over that interaction. flowernstt I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He's a little thing tbh we call him short and long So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendly!" So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks "canl pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax I'd never let anything hurt you. He'sa good boy." I'll never forget it ever bcI know that man looked at me (5'3, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like 'ah ves the two least intimidating living things I've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy wholesome stories

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Bad, Beard, and Comfortable: nOrma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up!" One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him "did you see the sign?" He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them!" Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did I?" And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits" And I still haven't gotten over that interaction. flowernstt I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He's a little thing tbh we call him short and long So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendly!" So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks "canl pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax I'd never let anything hurt you. He'sa good boy." I'll never forget it ever bcI know that man looked at me (5'3, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like 'ah ves the two least intimidating living things I've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy Wholesome interactions via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2G2Zsb9

Wholesome interactions via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2G2Zsb9

Ass, Birthday, and Christmas: A What's the rudest thing a guest has 5173 ever done in your home? (self.AskReddit) posted to AskReddit 4 hours ago by nl1004 2303 comments sorted by top DONE HIDE A PREV NEXT V A Jombafomb 19496 points 3 hours ago x2 Everyone has a story from their childhood that still pisses them off, this is mine. I was five years old and my snotty older cousin was over at our house. I had just gotten a copy of Mike Tyson's Punch out for my birthday. He was getting his ass kicked by king hippo and he got so angry he rage quit. But he didn't just rage quit, he ripped the cartridge out of the Nintendo and spit into it. Then he threw it across the room and stormed out. I told my parents what happened and they told his parents and they made him apologize, but the game was ruined. It would kind of play, but would freeze up all the time. My family barely had enough money to get me the game for my birthday never mind buying it again. I was sure I would never be able to play it again Then for Christmas this little shit got Mike Tyson's Punch Out. So my older brother went over to his house and switched our ruined cartridge with his. It was awesome. A Jombafomb 13320 points 7 hours ago x2 I could write a book with tales of his awesomeness. When I was 12 he snuck me out of the house in the middle of the night to see The Foo Fighters (before they were the biggest band on earth) At the end of their set William Goldsmith (their drummer at the time) threw his sticks into the crowd and my brother dove headfirst and emerged victoriously with the sticks over his head a minute later. He gave them to me as a memento of my first real rock show. I put one in his coffin and the other I still have to this day. We still fought all the time like brothers do, but no one could mess with me so long as he was around awesomacious: Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother.

awesomacious: Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother.

Ass, Birthday, and Christmas: A What's the rudest thing a guest has 5173 ever done in your home? (self.AskReddit) posted to AskReddit 4 hours ago by nl1004 2303 comments sorted by top DONE HIDE A PREV NEXT V A Jombafomb 19496 points 3 hours ago x2 Everyone has a story from their childhood that still pisses them off, this is mine. I was five years old and my snotty older cousin was over at our house. I had just gotten a copy of Mike Tyson's Punch out for my birthday. He was getting his ass kicked by king hippo and he got so angry he rage quit. But he didn't just rage quit, he ripped the cartridge out of the Nintendo and spit into it. Then he threw it across the room and stormed out. I told my parents what happened and they told his parents and they made him apologize, but the game was ruined. It would kind of play, but would freeze up all the time. My family barely had enough money to get me the game for my birthday never mind buying it again. I was sure I would never be able to play it again Then for Christmas this little shit got Mike Tyson's Punch Out. So my older brother went over to his house and switched our ruined cartridge with his. It was awesome. A Jombafomb 13320 points 7 hours ago x2 I could write a book with tales of his awesomeness. When I was 12 he snuck me out of the house in the middle of the night to see The Foo Fighters (before they were the biggest band on earth) At the end of their set William Goldsmith (their drummer at the time) threw his sticks into the crowd and my brother dove headfirst and emerged victoriously with the sticks over his head a minute later. He gave them to me as a memento of my first real rock show. I put one in his coffin and the other I still have to this day. We still fought all the time like brothers do, but no one could mess with me so long as he was around Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QSr17M

Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QSr17M

Ass, Birthday, and Christmas: A What's the rudest thing a guest has 5173 ever done in your home? (self.AskReddit) posted to AskReddit 4 hours ago by nl1004 2303 comments sorted by top DONE HIDE A PREV NEXT V A Jombafomb 19496 points 3 hours ago x2 Everyone has a story from their childhood that still pisses them off, this is mine. I was five years old and my snotty older cousin was over at our house. I had just gotten a copy of Mike Tyson's Punch out for my birthday. He was getting his ass kicked by king hippo and he got so angry he rage quit. But he didn't just rage quit, he ripped the cartridge out of the Nintendo and spit into it. Then he threw it across the room and stormed out. I told my parents what happened and they told his parents and they made him apologize, but the game was ruined. It would kind of play, but would freeze up all the time. My family barely had enough money to get me the game for my birthday never mind buying it again. I was sure I would never be able to play it again Then for Christmas this little shit got Mike Tyson's Punch Out. So my older brother went over to his house and switched our ruined cartridge with his. It was awesome. A Jombafomb 13320 points 7 hours ago x2 I could write a book with tales of his awesomeness. When I was 12 he snuck me out of the house in the middle of the night to see The Foo Fighters (before they were the biggest band on earth) At the end of their set William Goldsmith (their drummer at the time) threw his sticks into the crowd and my brother dove headfirst and emerged victoriously with the sticks over his head a minute later. He gave them to me as a memento of my first real rock show. I put one in his coffin and the other I still have to this day. We still fought all the time like brothers do, but no one could mess with me so long as he was around Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother.

Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother.

Arguing, Ash, and Baked: libertarirynn: the-fallen-storyteller: libertarirynn: the-fallen-storyteller: libertarirynn: existentialist3: rainbowmonkeysinspace: pesthouse: classic-ash: wtfokcreepy: poppunkvampire: well I found my high school rapist on okcupid which allows me to out this fucker this man is named Ian Dickinson. he lives in Vancouver WA and he is 24 years old. when I was 16 and he was 19, he and an accomplice (who I will not out for personal reasons) assaulted me in his bed while I cried and begged them to stop. when I told him afterwards that what he had done wasn’t ok, he told me I shouldn’t have worn the skirt I had on and I deserved it, and then he laughed. we were both sober. he’s studying Engineering at Clark Community College in Vancouver. stay away from him. Stay safe, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live on the other side of the continent, but I’m still reblogging this because this man is a straight up cunt and deserves to be signal boosted. I hope you never have sex again. Ian Dickinson do not employ Ian Dickinson he is a rapist use his name as many times as possible so this post shows up when you google him So when his employer googles him they will see Ian Dickinson is a rapist Ian Dickinson rapes women Ian Dickinson is a criminal Ian Dickinson should have an arrest warrant Ian Dickinson should not have a job Ian Dickinson is in Vancouver WA Ian Dickinson is a cunt. Ian Dickinson should be charged as a rapist BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? A nameless, faceless Tumblr user (who by the way I noticed has deactivated) puts up some random person’s picture and claims he’s a racist, and you morons gobble it up like fresh baked pie. I can’t fucking believe what I’m seeing right now. Thousands of notes of people eager as fuck to label this man a rapist despite ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to say that he is one. OP could be angry girlfriend, hell an angry BOYfriend. OP could’ve gotten that picture off the Internet. OP could be a fucking 40-year-old man and you dipshits wouldn’t know one way or another because a random Tumblr account puts up a picture and says “this guy is a rapist“ and nobody ever lies on the Internet, right? Seriously use your fucking brain for 2.5 seconds I am begging you. I would like to argue this. There are the specific ages that the two were, the recount of there being a third party and recounting excatly what the accused said. I mean that’s pretty solid evidence if you ask me. They even told us the man’s college! That’s SOILD evidence. Change my mind. @libertarirynn @the-fallen-storyteller raped me. I was 19 and they were 24. There was somebody else there (who I will leave out for personal reasons). Afterward they said “sucks to suck, buttercup“. They’re studying mathematics at the university of California. Stay away from them. ——————- There. According to you that’s a completely believable story with SOLID evidence. Honestly your statement is so ridiculous that I’m willing to consider maybe you were joking. Hell I hope you were joking. But just in case you weren’t that’s my rebuttal. @libertarirynn Sorry sweetie, you wrote wrong. The man was 19, currently 24, and the victim was 16 years old. The victim found the accused on okcupid, a dating site, you don’t just out someone for no reason. Maybe it could have been a vengeful girlfriend, maybe. The victim recalled the incident. I bet if you ask them for the full details, they can recall the ENTIRE experience. Are you fucking serious right now? Like are you actually, fucking serious right now? Do you believe literally everything you read on the Internet? Do you believe that hot Russian singles are in your area? Do you believe that “doctors hate him”? Do you believe that you can stop paying car insurance with one weird trick? Like I honestly don’t even have enough jokes for how asinine what you’re saying is. Your entire argument boils down to “this is true because someone on the Internet said that it was true“ and that’s literally it. You don’t have any proof she saw this picture on OkCupid. You don’t have any proof the ages are accurate. You don’t have any proof the person who made this isn’t a 45-year-old man living in Japan. This is honestly the fucking stupidest thing I’ve read all day and that’s saying a lot. So guess who blocked me? 🤣Lmao you specifically asked me for debate. If you can’t take the heat stay out of the kitchen 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Arguing, Ash, and Baked: the-fallen-storyteller: libertarirynn: the-fallen-storyteller: libertarirynn: existentialist3: rainbowmonkeysinspace: pesthouse: classic-ash: wtfokcreepy: poppunkvampire: well I found my high school rapist on okcupid which allows me to out this fucker this man is named Ian Dickinson. he lives in Vancouver WA and he is 24 years old. when I was 16 and he was 19, he and an accomplice (who I will not out for personal reasons) assaulted me in his bed while I cried and begged them to stop. when I told him afterwards that what he had done wasn’t ok, he told me I shouldn’t have worn the skirt I had on and I deserved it, and then he laughed. we were both sober. he’s studying Engineering at Clark Community College in Vancouver. stay away from him. Stay safe, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live on the other side of the continent, but I’m still reblogging this because this man is a straight up cunt and deserves to be signal boosted. I hope you never have sex again. Ian Dickinson do not employ Ian Dickinson he is a rapist use his name as many times as possible so this post shows up when you google him So when his employer googles him they will see Ian Dickinson is a rapist Ian Dickinson rapes women Ian Dickinson is a criminal Ian Dickinson should have an arrest warrant Ian Dickinson should not have a job Ian Dickinson is in Vancouver WA Ian Dickinson is a cunt. Ian Dickinson should be charged as a rapist BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? A nameless, faceless Tumblr user (who by the way I noticed has deactivated) puts up some random person’s picture and claims he’s a racist, and you morons gobble it up like fresh baked pie. I can’t fucking believe what I’m seeing right now. Thousands of notes of people eager as fuck to label this man a rapist despite ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to say that he is one. OP could be angry girlfriend, hell an angry BOYfriend. OP could’ve gotten that picture off the Internet. OP could be a fucking 40-year-old man and you dipshits wouldn’t know one way or another because a random Tumblr account puts up a picture and says “this guy is a rapist“ and nobody ever lies on the Internet, right? Seriously use your fucking brain for 2.5 seconds I am begging you. I would like to argue this. There are the specific ages that the two were, the recount of there being a third party and recounting excatly what the accused said. I mean that’s pretty solid evidence if you ask me. They even told us the man’s college! That’s SOILD evidence. Change my mind. @libertarirynn @the-fallen-storyteller raped me. I was 19 and they were 24. There was somebody else there (who I will leave out for personal reasons). Afterward they said “sucks to suck, buttercup“. They’re studying mathematics at the university of California. Stay away from them. ——————- There. According to you that’s a completely believable story with SOLID evidence. Honestly your statement is so ridiculous that I’m willing to consider maybe you were joking. Hell I hope you were joking. But just in case you weren’t that’s my rebuttal. @libertarirynn Sorry sweetie, you wrote wrong. The man was 19, currently 24, and the victim was 16 years old. The victim found the accused on okcupid, a dating site, you don’t just out someone for no reason. Maybe it could have been a vengeful girlfriend, maybe. The victim recalled the incident. I bet if you ask them for the full details, they can recall the ENTIRE experience. Are you fucking serious right now? Like are you actually, fucking serious right now? Do you believe literally everything you read on the Internet? Do you believe that hot Russian singles are in your area? Do you believe that “doctors hate him”? Do you believe that you can stop paying car insurance with one weird trick? Like I honestly don’t even have enough jokes for how asinine what you’re saying is. Your entire argument boils down to “this is true because someone on the Internet said that it was true“ and that’s literally it. You don’t have any proof she saw this picture on OkCupid. You don’t have any proof the ages are accurate. You don’t have any proof the person who made this isn’t a 45-year-old man living in Japan. This is honestly the fucking stupidest thing I’ve read all day and that’s saying a lot.

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Arguing, Ash, and Baked: the-fallen-storyteller: libertarirynn: existentialist3: rainbowmonkeysinspace: pesthouse: classic-ash: wtfokcreepy: poppunkvampire: well I found my high school rapist on okcupid which allows me to out this fucker this man is named Ian Dickinson. he lives in Vancouver WA and he is 24 years old. when I was 16 and he was 19, he and an accomplice (who I will not out for personal reasons) assaulted me in his bed while I cried and begged them to stop. when I told him afterwards that what he had done wasn’t ok, he told me I shouldn’t have worn the skirt I had on and I deserved it, and then he laughed. we were both sober. he’s studying Engineering at Clark Community College in Vancouver. stay away from him. Stay safe, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live on the other side of the continent, but I’m still reblogging this because this man is a straight up cunt and deserves to be signal boosted. I hope you never have sex again. Ian Dickinson do not employ Ian Dickinson he is a rapist use his name as many times as possible so this post shows up when you google him So when his employer googles him they will see Ian Dickinson is a rapist Ian Dickinson rapes women Ian Dickinson is a criminal Ian Dickinson should have an arrest warrant Ian Dickinson should not have a job Ian Dickinson is in Vancouver WA Ian Dickinson is a cunt. Ian Dickinson should be charged as a rapist BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? A nameless, faceless Tumblr user (who by the way I noticed has deactivated) puts up some random person’s picture and claims he’s a racist, and you morons gobble it up like fresh baked pie. I can’t fucking believe what I’m seeing right now. Thousands of notes of people eager as fuck to label this man a rapist despite ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to say that he is one. OP could be angry girlfriend, hell an angry BOYfriend. OP could’ve gotten that picture off the Internet. OP could be a fucking 40-year-old man and you dipshits wouldn’t know one way or another because a random Tumblr account puts up a picture and says “this guy is a rapist“ and nobody ever lies on the Internet, right? Seriously use your fucking brain for 2.5 seconds I am begging you. I would like to argue this. There are the specific ages that the two were, the recount of there being a third party and recounting excatly what the accused said. I mean that’s pretty solid evidence if you ask me. They even told us the man’s college! That’s SOILD evidence. Change my mind. @libertarirynn @the-fallen-storyteller raped me.I was 19 and they were 24. There was somebody else there (who I will leave out for personal reasons). Afterward they said “sucks to suck, buttercup“.They’re studying mathematics at the university of California. Stay away from them.——————-There. According to you that’s a completely believable story with SOLID evidence. Honestly your statement is so ridiculous that I’m willing to consider maybe you were joking. Hell I hope you were joking. But just in case you weren’t that’s my rebuttal.

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Ash, Baked, and College: existentialist3: rainbowmonkeysinspace: pesthouse: classic-ash: wtfokcreepy: poppunkvampire: well I found my high school rapist on okcupid which allows me to out this fucker this man is named Ian Dickinson. he lives in Vancouver WA and he is 24 years old. when I was 16 and he was 19, he and an accomplice (who I will not out for personal reasons) assaulted me in his bed while I cried and begged them to stop. when I told him afterwards that what he had done wasn’t ok, he told me I shouldn’t have worn the skirt I had on and I deserved it, and then he laughed. we were both sober. he’s studying Engineering at Clark Community College in Vancouver. stay away from him. Stay safe, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live on the other side of the continent, but I’m still reblogging this because this man is a straight up cunt and deserves to be signal boosted. I hope you never have sex again. Ian Dickinson do not employ Ian Dickinson he is a rapist use his name as many times as possible so this post shows up when you google him So when his employer googles him they will see Ian Dickinson is a rapist Ian Dickinson rapes women Ian Dickinson is a criminal Ian Dickinson should have an arrest warrant Ian Dickinson should not have a job Ian Dickinson is in Vancouver WA Ian Dickinson is a cunt. Ian Dickinson should be charged as a rapist BASED ON FUCKING WHAT???A nameless, faceless Tumblr user (who by the way I noticed has deactivated) puts up some random person’s picture and claims he’s a racist, and you morons gobble it up like fresh baked pie. I can’t fucking believe what I’m seeing right now. Thousands of notes of people eager as fuck to label this man a rapist despite ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to say that he is one. OP could be angry girlfriend, hell an angry BOYfriend. OP could’ve gotten that picture off the Internet. OP could be a fucking 40-year-old man and you dipshits wouldn’t know one way or another because a random Tumblr account puts up a picture and says “this guy is a rapist“ and nobody ever lies on the Internet, right? Seriously use your fucking brain for 2.5 seconds I am begging you.

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Cars, Children, and Club: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 1. 2. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 6. 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk behind someone and say "follow the yellow brick road" laughoutloud-club: Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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