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Internet, Love, and Music: naima @naimaism Follow Hire women directors, so your music videos won't just be women in bikinis standing next to a pool 8:13 AM-7 Apr 2018 48,728 Retweets 218,532 Likes <p><a href="http://song-of-the-moon-1025.tumblr.com/post/172874185428/jlongbone-2oppositesidesof1coin-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">song-of-the-moon-1025</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/172869944684/2oppositesidesof1coin-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://2oppositesidesof1coin.tumblr.com/post/172869850212/jlongbone-cisnowflake-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">2oppositesidesof1coin</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/172869299559/cisnowflake-libertarirynn-gracious-me" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/172868085341/libertarirynn-gracious-me-women-enjoying" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172867947044/gracious-me-women-enjoying-themselves-by-a-pool" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Gracious me! Women enjoying themselves by a pool dressed IMMODESTLY is horrifying! Such harlots! What they need is a good woman to teach them how to dress properly!”</p> <p>Quick, am I a pearl-clutching Baptist grandmother or an Internet feminist?</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s entirely impossible to distinguish between the two.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is what happens when you hire women directors</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1618" data-orig-width="2427"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/432a60398e4ccffde295ef8b1512a4b3/tumblr_inline_p73922BjBu1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1618" data-orig-width="2427"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Oh no! Vagina imagery about a song about eating women out and making love to women. Oh no a video that actually goes with the songs concept. What a terrible thing!</p> </blockquote> <p> this is what happens when tumblr takes pussy pants seriously <br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="133" data-orig-width="532"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cb35c4a735cd7370357644e12b644f63/tumblr_inline_p73a4ee9qj1vxc64r_540.png" data-orig-height="133" data-orig-width="532"/></figure></blockquote> <p>“Oh no a video that actually goes with the songs concept”</p><p>You’re aware that a solid chunk of “hot girl dressed in next to nothing” music videos have lyrics about sex right</p></blockquote> <p>Male singer: *uses sexualized imagery of women in a song about sex with women*</p><p>Tumblr: This is an outrage! We need more female directors!</p><p>Female singer: *uses sexualized imagery of women in a song about sex with women*</p><p>Tumblr: This is bold and Woke™!</p><p><br/></p><p>Ok then.</p>
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Internet, Love, and Music: naima @naimaism Follow Hire women directors, so your music videos won't just be women in bikinis standing next to a pool 8:13 AM-7 Apr 2018 48,728 Retweets 218,532 Likes <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/172869944684/2oppositesidesof1coin-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://2oppositesidesof1coin.tumblr.com/post/172869850212/jlongbone-cisnowflake-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">2oppositesidesof1coin</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/172869299559/cisnowflake-libertarirynn-gracious-me" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/172868085341/libertarirynn-gracious-me-women-enjoying" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172867947044/gracious-me-women-enjoying-themselves-by-a-pool" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Gracious me! Women enjoying themselves by a pool dressed IMMODESTLY is horrifying! Such harlots! What they need is a good woman to teach them how to dress properly!”</p> <p>Quick, am I a pearl-clutching Baptist grandmother or an Internet feminist?</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s entirely impossible to distinguish between the two.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is what happens when you hire women directors</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1618" data-orig-width="2427"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/432a60398e4ccffde295ef8b1512a4b3/tumblr_inline_p73922BjBu1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1618" data-orig-width="2427"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Oh no! Vagina imagery about a song about eating women out and making love to women. Oh no a video that actually goes with the songs concept. What a terrible thing!</p> </blockquote> <p> this is what happens when tumblr takes pussy pants seriously <br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="133" data-orig-width="532"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cb35c4a735cd7370357644e12b644f63/tumblr_inline_p73a4ee9qj1vxc64r_540.png" data-orig-height="133" data-orig-width="532"/></figure></blockquote>
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Bless Up, Dude, and Gym: These doggos are true bros until the end of time @DrSmashlove Reddit u/beesbuzzlots Every time I’m at the gym bruv it’s at least one “golf bro” there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts 🤔. Oddly specific stretches. Arm swings that vaguely resemble a golf swing. But the key giveaway that Chadwick is a certified golf bro is he rocking that Titleist brand cap. U feel me? Like that’s him saying: “u peasants are here to look big in a t-shirt. I lift so I can add 10 yards to my drive ☺️.” (Side note I’ve been golfing for two years now bc I have to (for work) and the reason I do it rarely is bc u have to put in hours every wknd to yield modest improvements in ya game and I got better things to do on wknds like look at memes and take depression naps 🤗😂). Now then. Seeing all these Titleist caps got me thinking: Why isn’t this a word? Like this should be a thing. “Susan if I do say so myself you are looking delightfully Titlè today. Oh of course! No I mean it! Just fulsome and perky. Are you on your red river by chance(?) Yes? How did I guess? LOL you’re silly Susan. Just a wild premonition ☺️. Have an awesome day ❤️.” U feel me? “Erica! My goodness! U are looking Titlèier than I’ve ever seen before. That bathing suit can barely hold you lol! No, thank YOU! Your Titlèiness has made this trip to the pool absolutely worth my while!” U feel me? Like how could someone feel offended by being called Titlè? It’s such a delicate, gracious word! “Samantha I’m gonna be frank. You know I have zero filter LOL so here goes - bombs away ☺️. I’ve dated some wonderfully Titlè women before. Really. Just shapely and awesome. But you’re the Titlèist. Yes. YES. Don’t debate me on this SAMANTHA 😂. No YOU stop! Oh now you’re blushing ... LIKE NOBODY’S EVER CALLED YOU TITLÈ BEFORE I MEAN YOU’RE WEARING A SHEER TOP IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TITLÈIOSITY 😂.” Titlèism = the study of mammaries. Titlèness = an abundance of mammarical wondrousness. U feel me? It’s 2018. Let’s make this a word. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂 (pic: @gamzeilefelix)

Every time I’m at the gym bruv it’s at least one “golf bro” there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts 🤔. Oddly...

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80s, Bless Up, and Clock: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit @DrSmashlove Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂

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Tumblr, Blizzard, and Blog: VERSIRIS versiris:Overwatch snowball fight! So gracious for this commission by the OW team @ Blizzard , it was so much wintery fun! ☃

versiris:Overwatch snowball fight! So gracious for this commission by the OW team @ Blizzard , it was so much wintery fun! ☃

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Arguing, Children, and Fail: The day is done night is here, andlsit in the quiet as my family sleeps near My mind is frozen with writers' block, unsure of what god wants me to say I could goin a zillion directions with thoughts of my own, but keep thinking of today, and the questionI saw posted in a grab your attention kind of wa y "People are watching y ou and they want to know, how does faith make your life different? Does your life point to him? Does your life show the way to the father, and to the freedom from sin? Does it point to the truth? Or is it just for show? Does your life truly point the way to go?" AsI ponder this question, I thinktof my day DidIreach o ut to others? DidI offer a hug? Did I offer kind words and genuine love? Did I forgive and let go of their trespasses against me? Was I humble and gracious, or did I hold a grudge, a nd close the door on showing his amazing uncondition al lo ve? Didl argue with my neighbor when my button was pushed? Or did I pray for patience and a gracious respons e? Did unload all my burdens onto my spouse? or did I give th em to the Lord, a nd keep peace in my house? Did I m od el the fruits of the spirit to my children? or did I falter and su ccum b to the pressures and fail them? Did I argue and push others by throwing scripture in their face, or did I instead invite them in with love and offer a warm place? These are the qu estions I'm pondering tonight, stumped with w hat blog post should write. And maybe this is g od's way to check in and see, and ensure 'm remembering him, and not just me w w w. MyInnerRapunzel.com
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0 to 100, Anaconda, and Finals: Meet Josh and Michelle. They matched on tinder since 2014 but still never met. And both of them kinda busy which took them 2 months to reply soo Verizon LTE 7:30 PM , 28% Michelle YOU MATCHED WITH MICHELLE ON 9/20/14 Nov 28, 2014, 11:04 PM Hey sorry my phone died! Nov 20, 2014 140 AM Wow you found that pretty fast. It usually takes me about five months to find my charger Nor 29, 2014 10107 PM Yeah I just wanted to make sure it was fully charged, 0 to 100 real slow. an 10, 2015, 10 45 PM Hey, sorry was in the shower Feb 13 2015, 12 25 AM Hey just saw this message, sorry I was in class May 18, 2015 441 PM Sorry Michelle I have made a horrible first impression, Fit really caught up with finals Dec 20. 2015, 8:3G P Hi I really do apologize for just now getting back to you, I've just had a really busy week Oct 10, 2010, 950 PM Michelle, I don't want you to think I'm rude, midterms are coming up and it's just been really hard to keep up with it all Feb 22, 2013 18 AM Hey Josh, just wanted to get back to you really quickly! Presidents' Day had me swamped recently, you know how it gets!! l72017, 211PM Type a Message Josh seriously wanna met Michelle but she dont wanna break the joke osh Avsec Hahahaha one day l'm going to meet this girl and it's going to be epic. Look at the dates of our tinder texts 12:21 AM-8 ul 2017 ClevelandOH O 12 11.26441.252 Michelle Arendas Follow sorry I'd reply but I need to give it a few months ! :30 AM-8 2017 t2581 5.439 Suddenly Tinder jump into their conversation because who the hel gonna wait another 2months Tinder Follow It's time you got together IRL You have 24 hrs to decide the city you want to have your first date in and we'll send you there! @mch nd twitter.com/Wes 03/status/ 025 PM-10 d 2037 t2 2,032 8,429 Tinder O Hi Josh, thanks for swiping right! Let's get you and Michelle to Maui. What's your email address? Tindert Im literally speechless! This is the most gracious thing anyone has done for me. My email address is Thank you with every muscle in my entire body 12 43 PM Tinder O Follow Aloha! We're sending you to Maui but you can't take two years to pack your bags! 04 PM-11 Jal 2017 13 722 4.973 Lucikest man on the planet Josh Avsec Follow Wow This is single handedly the coolest thing twitter has ever done for me. Be sure to check your DMs sometime at the end of August. 38 AM-B Jul 2017 13 241 3,412 Pro level procrastination

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Club, Food, and Friends: 1994 I was so grateful at this time in my life. I always am grateful for this life🙏 but things change and people come and go, as you know... I recall this time like it was yesterday. I had just given up having to steal food to survive. I remember biking up to that strip club in the snow with my big hoop earrings and my shaved head a couple years earlier, 20, praying for that cocktail waitress job. I knew I would get arrested soon for stealing stupid cans of tuna & beans from Key Food on Avenue A. Almost homeless in NYC, getting evicted by my NYU roommates was no fun.. thank God for NYC squats and art assistant jobs in soho and dive bars. Borrowing $20 from Anne Laure and it taking me a week to scrounge the money to pay her back, just to borrow it again. I had to steal food as a kid too. Any of you out there?? That's a tough one to explain to people who don't understand. The mindset it takes as a 5 and 6 year old to break into someone's house or apartment, just to eat from their cabinets. I can't imagine a life without being grateful for ALL the opportunities and good times and good people I have met and those who i have painfully lost.🌹 The true friends, my incredibly wise little boy, my loving grandmother, and these people who come into my life on a daily basis around the world, who share themselves with gracious heart and those who continue to come back to my shows who accept me for who I am, and whatever the hell it is that i "do"... MY GOOD HEALTH, that's what I am thankful for. I only wish the same for all of you out there... that you find your peace, your place, your awareness of time in this life🌹 Within this struggle. To the ones who take from our hearts, wreck our heads, steal from our soul, I wish the same sweetness to you, so that maybe you can change your selfish ways, on your own path, away from mine. Good luck out there and bless those who have not🙏💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 Yours in this struggle, xxxxC🌹🌹🌹 GRATEFUL Photo: @_tedbarron_

1994 I was so grateful at this time in my life. I always am grateful for this life🙏 but things change and people come and go, as you know......

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Head, Memes, and True: 0 Allah, You are Merciful, Most Gracious to all, O Allah, Your mercy makes our sins feel small Forgive us for the mountains we carry around Help us to sincerely put our head on the ground @islam everyone Allahumma salli ala sayyidina Muhammadin wa'ala aalehi wa as'haabehi wa barik wasallam I lift my hands and pray to You, Let my heart be sincere and true. I pray You accept my supplication, ... Invoke in me Your divine inspiration. O Allah, You are Merciful, Most Gracious to all, O Allah, Your mercy makes our sins feel small. Forgive us for the mountains we carry around, Help us to sincerely put our head on the ground. O Lord of the heavens and earth, Allow us to find our real self worth. Guide us to know the truth from wrong, Enlighten our heart to let it be strong. The people in this world suffer under oppression, O Allah protect through our beloved's intercession. We are weak and feeble if it were not for You, Give us strength to believe in Qadr for when it is due. O Allah, all illnesses are a blessing in disguise, O Allah expiate our sins for the pains we despise. Give us the strength to carry on, Until You wish the pains to be gone. We know not how to ask from You, O Mighty Lord, From the depths of our hearts we have implored. Answer our prayers for we ask only from You, Forgive us for the wrongs that we always do. Allahumma salli ala sayyidina Muhammadin wa'ala aalehi wa as'haabehi wa barik wasallam Ameen thumma ameen.

Allahumma salli ala sayyidina Muhammadin wa'ala aalehi wa as'haabehi wa barik wasallam I lift my hands and pray to You, Let my heart be sinc...

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