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This is not LGBT related in any way - sorry - but daiSY IS MY ACTUAL ARCH NEMESIS, ALONG WITH STUPID ASS BABY DAISY. EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE BEATS BE ON GRAND PRIX, IT'S EITHER BABY MARIO OR DAISY AND I JUST WANT TO STAMP HER FUCKING RED-HEAD, CROWNED CRANIUM INTO THE DIRT WITH A PAIR OF TEN INCH STILETTOS. THAT BITCH WILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING "D-D-D-DAISY!" AS SHE RAMS HER BLOODY RIBBON RACER INTO YOUR OWN KART BEFORE LAUNCHING A BOMB-OMB AT YOUR FACE WHICH HAPPENS TO BE TURNING A RIPE SHADE OF PUCE. SHE LEAVES FUCKING BANANAS BEHIND ITEM BOXES AND LAUGHS AND PUNCHES THE AIR AS SHE OVERTAKES YOU, BATTING BUT A BLIND EYE AT HER OPPONENT SPINNING HELPLESSLY INTO MUSHROOM GORGE. HER AND HER BABOUCHE DRESS AND HER RUSSET HAIR CAN GO FLYING OFF MAPLE TREEWAY FOR ALL I CARE. I HATE HER. I hope you guys are having a good day! I'm going to sleep soon so I'll say goodnight now :))) -Chance 🌸: egberts: i fuckin hate how daisy goes "WOOHOO" when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO This is not LGBT related in any way - sorry - but daiSY IS MY ACTUAL ARCH NEMESIS, ALONG WITH STUPID ASS BABY DAISY. EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE BEATS BE ON GRAND PRIX, IT'S EITHER BABY MARIO OR DAISY AND I JUST WANT TO STAMP HER FUCKING RED-HEAD, CROWNED CRANIUM INTO THE DIRT WITH A PAIR OF TEN INCH STILETTOS. THAT BITCH WILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING "D-D-D-DAISY!" AS SHE RAMS HER BLOODY RIBBON RACER INTO YOUR OWN KART BEFORE LAUNCHING A BOMB-OMB AT YOUR FACE WHICH HAPPENS TO BE TURNING A RIPE SHADE OF PUCE. SHE LEAVES FUCKING BANANAS BEHIND ITEM BOXES AND LAUGHS AND PUNCHES THE AIR AS SHE OVERTAKES YOU, BATTING BUT A BLIND EYE AT HER OPPONENT SPINNING HELPLESSLY INTO MUSHROOM GORGE. HER AND HER BABOUCHE DRESS AND HER RUSSET HAIR CAN GO FLYING OFF MAPLE TREEWAY FOR ALL I CARE. I HATE HER. I hope you guys are having a good day! I'm going to sleep soon so I'll say goodnight now :))) -Chance 🌸
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