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2018 midterm elections close with Democrats taking control of the U.S. House of Representatives and Republicans retaining control of the Senate. The New York Times estimates that 114 million voted in yesterday’s election, compared to 83 million voters in the 2014 midterm elections. ___ The House now has 220 Democratic representatives, and 193 Republican representatives. In the House, 29 seats flipped Democrat and 2 flipped Republican. With majority in the House, Democrats are expected to pursue investigations into Trump and his cabinet and oppose Trump’s policies on some of his key issues including immigration. ___ Republicans carry the majority in the Senate with 51 seats, while Democrats have 45. With more control of the Senate, Republicans will have greater power to confirm judges and pass laws. 3 seats in the Senate flipped Republican, and 1 flipped Democrat. ___ 22 Democrat and 25 Republican governors were elected in the gubernatorial elections. ____ Graphs from the New York Times: U.S. NEWS 2018 MIDTERMS Nov 7 | An estimated 114 million people voted in the 2018 midterm elections, resulting in Democratic majority in the House and Republican majority in the Senate 2018 midterm elections close with Democrats taking control of the U.S. House of Representatives and Republicans retaining control of the Senate. The New York Times estimates that 114 million voted in yesterday’s election, compared to 83 million voters in the 2014 midterm elections. ___ The House now has 220 Democratic representatives, and 193 Republican representatives. In the House, 29 seats flipped Democrat and 2 flipped Republican. With majority in the House, Democrats are expected to pursue investigations into Trump and his cabinet and oppose Trump’s policies on some of his key issues including immigration. ___ Republicans carry the majority in the Senate with 51 seats, while Democrats have 45. With more control of the Senate, Republicans will have greater power to confirm judges and pass laws. 3 seats in the Senate flipped Republican, and 1 flipped Democrat. ___ 22 Democrat and 25 Republican governors were elected in the gubernatorial elections. ____ Graphs from the New York Times

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Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. 📍 <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion 🦁. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all 😂. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL 👏 GOT 👏 A 👏 BROTHER 👏 DOUBLE 👏 FUCKED 👏 UP 👏 WITH 👏 CHEESE 👏. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP 😂. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins 😍". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up 😂😂😂 (pic: @alondraxaz): They ripped open their bed and Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. 📍 <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion 🦁. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all 😂. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL 👏 GOT 👏 A 👏 BROTHER 👏 DOUBLE 👏 FUCKED 👏 UP 👏 WITH 👏 CHEESE 👏. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP 😂. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins 😍". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up 😂😂😂 (pic: @alondraxaz)
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