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Apparently, Bad, and Crying: Anonymous (D: +pPpY26W) 05/27/13(Mon)19:40:53 No.483071292 Replies: 2483072082 File: 1369698053584jpa-(35 KB, 467x528, tumblr_ld1dgtWxUd1qbch4xo1 500.jpg) >Be 18, typical cynical, fresh-out-of-high-school kid >"Ive given up on the entire human race" bullshit >Working summer job at an amusement park operating rides >A particularly unpleasant smelling, socially awkward, obviously homeless man is a regular guest. >Apparently he had a bad injury years back doing factory work and needed a cane to walk. >Couldn't find much besides odd jobs to keep afloat because of his disability >Saved up all of the money he'd make from October-May to buy a season pass to the park every year. >Free drinks, free water, free showers, plus he could play all the games, see the live shows, go swimming every day >And he was there every day >Asked him why he chose to spend his money there instead of making sure he always had enough food. >"Here, I can escape from my life. IlIl never be able to travel the world, but here Ive met people from all over the world." >3 years later, I'm a manager overseeing every department in the park. >l've spent a lot of time talking to him over the years >l knew he'd be back just like every other year >Paid for his season pass out of pocket, adding a free meals pass to it. >Had it waiting for him when he came to pay for his pass, along with a note. >From October-April, we had been adding new attractions to the park. As a manager, I had a good amount of creative input. sWe all decided on doing an around the world" theme. Different sections and rides all had their own styles based on different parts of the world. >Reopened in May. >3 days into the season, I'm doing my rounds when I am bear hugged from behind. >He is crying his eyes out and can only put out "Thank you so much." >He pulled out the note l left him: You brought hope into my world. I wanted you to be able to see that world. >I will never forget the look he gave me that day >That fucking guy made me feel human for the first time in my life. Anonymous (ID: 6aYCNak) 05/27/13(Mon)19:44:58 No. 483072082 File: 1369698298627 iog-(8 KB, 251x240, 1369686584542 jpg) 334 Anonymous (ID: PuyBjcc) 05/27/13(Mon)19:45:19 No.483072174 nice read <p>Another wholesome Green text via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2s7R94O">http://ift.tt/2s7R94O</a></p>

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Dicks, Dumb, and Emoji: Hey it's Jennifer from the other night Hey Oh wow a green text. don't date poor people. Sorry. I'd send you an emoji but you probably wouldn't see it. Take Care Idk why they don't make texting girls with green bubbles prohibited in the United States. Let me paint a picture in your head why I made that statement. Couple days ago my boy texts me and says let's go to a music festival. I'm always down for an adventure so we go. It was some local EDM music festival. We get there and I step on the ground I get a big wave of pussy smell (wasn't fresh either) right into my nose. I wasn't complaining bc that's my boy and he paid for me. Any ways the DJ come on and starts saying some useless shit so I decided to roam around the ground to get better signal to post a meme on this page. As I was doing that, some shorty approached me and asked me if I knew where she can get lit. I truly didn't understand what she meant. Turns out she wanted to buy some weed so I told her $15 for a joint and she buys it off me. Low key I sold her some shitty weed. She started to make small talk. That girl has an IQ of Patrick Starr. She was asking me how'd I get so tan I told her I'm Pakistani we born that way. She didn't know where-what Pakistan was so I gave her a whole geographic lesson. After 20 mins of explaining she said "so you're Mexican." I was so mad I told her yea and my name was Pedro. She found it sooo intriguing. I get her number bc I had to go back to my boy. Couple hours later go by and my dick gave me the bat signal so I text her "this your prince charming that sold you narcotics couple mins ago" I thought I was clever. But I forgot she was dumb and she texted me "lol what does that mean?" i replied with "dis Pedro" she replied with "oh lol come meet me in the parking lot." I tip toe my way to the Parking lot and I see her looking as whorish as possible 😍😍😍😍 idk how I did it but I went through of 20 mins of small talk. TBH after that 20 Mins I lost so many brain cells that my dicks bat signal went away. So guys if you wanna feel what Autism is like just say your name is Pedro to a girl in a music festival.

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Low Key, Cunt, and New Girl: Anonymous D: Xa 01/19/13(Sat 23:50:04 No.452312165 So it's Saturday evening and youre on /bl (unless you're in a time zone where that isn't the case). You probably have a lot of anger and sadness towards the world. Maybe this story will validate your anger and sadness, maybe it'll make you feel like you shouldn't be as angry and sad, all know is that it's the story of the worst thing that's ever happened to me It starts about five years ago my step mother cunt a huge cunt she's a christian scientist and an awful woman who's borderline abusive and hates everyone in the family she justifies her being a cunt with "you kids think im the evil stepmother anyways, so i might a sed to feel bad for hating her, because st wanted my dad to do not feel this way any longer about five years ago, I was new girl moved in, her name Nicole was a misfit from the start, she was socially inept, dressed weird, and kept to herself whenever she tried to reach out and make friends she just seemed mean or scary knew straight off the bat that we d get along perfectly one day came up to her after class and referred to some joke she made in class making fun of her and started trying to apologize for the jo she thought i was >i told her it was hilanou we had lunch long story short, she didn't have any friends and she wanted friends, and wanted to be her friend kept g artment together eparabl stated about everythin Nicole starts contemplating s pital bi but that going epmother say main roa have a low-key weddin of th y of wh ealth starts getting worse and about a month up until that point, ther of th other and listening to musi ssaulting my stepmother t taken away, p mother dropped r two hours e had texted This happened last year. Me been contemplating suicide ever since. l havent spoken to my father since this. The reason it just came up is because last week he called and said he got diagnosed with prostate cancer and had two months to live and wanted to patch things up before it's too late. I'm having a lot of trouble figuring out whether or not to, but he never accepted any guilt, nor did my stepmother, and theyre still marned, so rm pretty much planning on letting him die knowing l want nothing to do with him. Anon has an evil step mother

Anon has an evil step mother