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Dicks, Dumb, and Emoji: Hey it's Jennifer from the other night Hey Oh wow a green text. don't date poor people. Sorry. I'd send you an emoji but you probably wouldn't see it. Take Care Idk why they don't make texting girls with green bubbles prohibited in the United States. Let me paint a picture in your head why I made that statement. Couple days ago my boy texts me and says let's go to a music festival. I'm always down for an adventure so we go. It was some local EDM music festival. We get there and I step on the ground I get a big wave of pussy smell (wasn't fresh either) right into my nose. I wasn't complaining bc that's my boy and he paid for me. Any ways the DJ come on and starts saying some useless shit so I decided to roam around the ground to get better signal to post a meme on this page. As I was doing that, some shorty approached me and asked me if I knew where she can get lit. I truly didn't understand what she meant. Turns out she wanted to buy some weed so I told her $15 for a joint and she buys it off me. Low key I sold her some shitty weed. She started to make small talk. That girl has an IQ of Patrick Starr. She was asking me how'd I get so tan I told her I'm Pakistani we born that way. She didn't know where-what Pakistan was so I gave her a whole geographic lesson. After 20 mins of explaining she said "so you're Mexican." I was so mad I told her yea and my name was Pedro. She found it sooo intriguing. I get her number bc I had to go back to my boy. Couple hours later go by and my dick gave me the bat signal so I text her "this your prince charming that sold you narcotics couple mins ago" I thought I was clever. But I forgot she was dumb and she texted me "lol what does that mean?" i replied with "dis Pedro" she replied with "oh lol come meet me in the parking lot." I tip toe my way to the Parking lot and I see her looking as whorish as possible 😍😍😍😍 idk how I did it but I went through of 20 mins of small talk. TBH after that 20 Mins I lost so many brain cells that my dicks bat signal went away. So guys if you wanna feel what Autism is like just say your name is Pedro to a girl in a music festival.
Dicks, Dumb, and Emoji: Hey it's Jennifer from the
 other night
 Hey
 Oh wow a green text. don't
 date poor people. Sorry. I'd
 send you an emoji but you
 probably wouldn't see it. Take
 Care
Idk why they don't make texting girls with green bubbles prohibited in the United States. Let me paint a picture in your head why I made that statement. Couple days ago my boy texts me and says let's go to a music festival. I'm always down for an adventure so we go. It was some local EDM music festival. We get there and I step on the ground I get a big wave of pussy smell (wasn't fresh either) right into my nose. I wasn't complaining bc that's my boy and he paid for me. Any ways the DJ come on and starts saying some useless shit so I decided to roam around the ground to get better signal to post a meme on this page. As I was doing that, some shorty approached me and asked me if I knew where she can get lit. I truly didn't understand what she meant. Turns out she wanted to buy some weed so I told her $15 for a joint and she buys it off me. Low key I sold her some shitty weed. She started to make small talk. That girl has an IQ of Patrick Starr. She was asking me how'd I get so tan I told her I'm Pakistani we born that way. She didn't know where-what Pakistan was so I gave her a whole geographic lesson. After 20 mins of explaining she said "so you're Mexican." I was so mad I told her yea and my name was Pedro. She found it sooo intriguing. I get her number bc I had to go back to my boy. Couple hours later go by and my dick gave me the bat signal so I text her "this your prince charming that sold you narcotics couple mins ago" I thought I was clever. But I forgot she was dumb and she texted me "lol what does that mean?" i replied with "dis Pedro" she replied with "oh lol come meet me in the parking lot." I tip toe my way to the Parking lot and I see her looking as whorish as possible 😍😍😍😍 idk how I did it but I went through of 20 mins of small talk. TBH after that 20 Mins I lost so many brain cells that my dicks bat signal went away. So guys if you wanna feel what Autism is like just say your name is Pedro to a girl in a music festival.

Idk why they don't make texting girls with green bubbles prohibited in the United States. Let me paint a picture in your head why I made tha...

Low Key, Cunt, and New Girl: Anonymous D: Xa 01/19/13(Sat 23:50:04 No.452312165 So it's Saturday evening and youre on /bl (unless you're in a time zone where that isn't the case). You probably have a lot of anger and sadness towards the world. Maybe this story will validate your anger and sadness, maybe it'll make you feel like you shouldn't be as angry and sad, all know is that it's the story of the worst thing that's ever happened to me It starts about five years ago my step mother cunt a huge cunt she's a christian scientist and an awful woman who's borderline abusive and hates everyone in the family she justifies her being a cunt with "you kids think im the evil stepmother anyways, so i might a sed to feel bad for hating her, because st wanted my dad to do not feel this way any longer about five years ago, I was new girl moved in, her name Nicole was a misfit from the start, she was socially inept, dressed weird, and kept to herself whenever she tried to reach out and make friends she just seemed mean or scary knew straight off the bat that we d get along perfectly one day came up to her after class and referred to some joke she made in class making fun of her and started trying to apologize for the jo she thought i was >i told her it was hilanou we had lunch long story short, she didn't have any friends and she wanted friends, and wanted to be her friend kept g artment together eparabl stated about everythin Nicole starts contemplating s pital bi but that going epmother say main roa have a low-key weddin of th y of wh ealth starts getting worse and about a month up until that point, ther of th other and listening to musi ssaulting my stepmother t taken away, p mother dropped r two hours e had texted This happened last year. Me been contemplating suicide ever since. l havent spoken to my father since this. The reason it just came up is because last week he called and said he got diagnosed with prostate cancer and had two months to live and wanted to patch things up before it's too late. I'm having a lot of trouble figuring out whether or not to, but he never accepted any guilt, nor did my stepmother, and theyre still marned, so rm pretty much planning on letting him die knowing l want nothing to do with him. Anon has an evil step mother
Low Key, Cunt, and New Girl: Anonymous D: Xa
 01/19/13(Sat 23:50:04 No.452312165
 So it's Saturday evening and youre on /bl (unless you're in a time zone where that isn't the case). You probably have a lot of anger and sadness towards the world.
 Maybe this story will validate your anger and sadness, maybe it'll make you feel like you shouldn't be as angry and sad, all know is that it's the story of the worst thing that's ever
 happened to me
 It starts about five years ago
 my step mother
 cunt
 a huge cunt
 she's a christian scientist and an awful woman who's borderline abusive and hates everyone in the family
 she justifies her being a cunt with "you kids think im the evil stepmother anyways, so i might a
 sed to feel bad for hating her, because
 st wanted my dad to
 do not feel this way any longer
 about five years ago, I was
 new girl moved in, her name
 Nicole was a misfit from the start, she was socially inept, dressed weird, and kept to herself
 whenever she tried to reach out and make friends she just seemed mean or scary
 knew straight off the bat that we d get along perfectly
 one day came up to her after class and referred to some joke she made in class
 making fun of her and started trying to apologize for the
 jo
 she thought i was
 >i told her it was hilanou
 we had lunch
 long story short, she didn't have any friends and she wanted friends, and wanted to be her friend
 kept g
 artment together
 eparabl
 stated about everythin
 Nicole starts contemplating s
 pital bi
 but that
 going
 epmother say
 main roa
 have a low-key weddin
 of th
 y of wh
 ealth starts getting worse and
 about a month
 up until that point, ther
 of th
 other and listening to musi
 ssaulting my stepmother
 t taken away,
 p mother dropped
 r two hours
 e had texted
 This happened last year. Me been contemplating suicide ever since.
 l havent spoken to my father since this. The reason it just came up is because last week he called and said he got diagnosed with prostate cancer and had two months to live and wanted to patch things up before
 it's too late. I'm having a lot of trouble figuring out whether or not to, but he never accepted any guilt, nor did my stepmother, and theyre still marned, so rm pretty much planning on letting him die knowing l want
 nothing to do with him.
Anon has an evil step mother

Anon has an evil step mother