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Family, Friends, and Love: To all my family and friends I'm sending out a Valentine's Greeting Just to let vou know vou are loved and cared for. Happy Valentine's Day! Wishing you a day filled with love. I Love Myself Do You?

Family, Friends, and Love: To all my
family and friends
I'm sending out a
Valentine's Greeting
Just to let vou know vou
are loved and cared for.
Happy Valentine's
Day!
Wishing you
a day filled
with love.
I Love Myself Do You?

Family, Friends, and Love: To all my
family and friends
I'm sending out a
Valentine's Greeting
Just to let vou know vou
are loved and cared for.
Happy Valentine's
Day!
Wishing you
a day filled
with love.
I Love Myself Do You?

Children, Dad, and Logic: doktorwu S5 2.4h Daughter was five (I'm dad) and she and I were in Kroger ooking at greeting cards. She was proud of her reading ability, picking up cards at random and reading them Suddenly she read, in a very clear, very loud voice, "Sex Sex. Sex. Is that all you ever want from me?" 。. Reply ↑ 26.8k NurRauch 3h Kids are terrifying little logic robots that just haven't been given the premise code definitions yet. 9.1k karrachr000 .2h I always thought of raising children is like testing in production.. Saw this today

Children, Dad, and Logic: doktorwu S5 2.4h
Daughter was five (I'm dad) and she and I were in Kroger
ooking at greeting cards. She was proud of her reading
ability, picking up cards at random and reading them
Suddenly she read, in a very clear, very loud voice, "Sex
Sex. Sex. Is that all you ever want from me?"
。. Reply ↑ 26.8k
NurRauch 3h
Kids are terrifying little logic robots that just haven't
been given the premise code definitions yet.
9.1k
karrachr000 .2h
I always thought of raising children is like testing
in production..
Saw this today

Children, Dad, and Logic: doktorwu S5 2.4h
Daughter was five (I'm dad) and she and I were in Kroger
ooking at greeting cards. She was proud of her reading
ability, picking up cards at random and reading them
Suddenly she read, in a very clear, very loud voice, "Sex
Sex. Sex. Is that all you ever want from me?"
。. Reply ↑ 26.8k
NurRauch 3h
Kids are terrifying little logic robots that just haven't
been given the premise code definitions yet.
9.1k
karrachr000 .2h
I always thought of raising children is like testing
in production..
Saw this today

Saw this today

Advice, Hello, and Good: Networking 101 HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE. INIGO'S GUIDE TO NETWORKING SUCCESS 1. POLITE GREETING 2. NAME 3. RELEVANT PERSONAL LIN 4. MANAGE EXPECTATIONS Good Networking Advice

Advice, Hello, and Good: Networking 101
HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA.
YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE.
INIGO'S GUIDE TO NETWORKING SUCCESS
1. POLITE GREETING
2. NAME
3. RELEVANT PERSONAL LIN
4. MANAGE EXPECTATIONS
Good Networking Advice

Advice, Hello, and Good: Networking 101
HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA.
YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE.
INIGO'S GUIDE TO NETWORKING SUCCESS
1. POLITE GREETING
2. NAME
3. RELEVANT PERSONAL LIN
4. MANAGE EXPECTATIONS
Good Networking Advice

Good Networking Advice

Dogs, Halloween, and Butterfly: William @/guettte Follow My dogs been greeting trick or treaters all night and they are scared to pet him and he's so sad 29342 5:59 PM-31 Oct 2016 William @f guettte Follow Dublin may have been sad last year on Halloween but this year he is a prospering butterfly that's happier than ever 2:03 PM 31 Oct 2017 William ofguettte Follow He's outside and ready to be pet 5:53 PM-31 Oct 2017

Dogs, Halloween, and Butterfly: William
@/guettte
Follow
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters
all night and they are scared to pet him
and he's so sad
29342
5:59 PM-31 Oct 2016

William
@f guettte
Follow
Dublin may have been sad last year on
Halloween but this year he is a prospering
butterfly that's happier than ever
2:03 PM 31 Oct 2017

William
ofguettte
Follow
He's outside and ready to be pet
5:53 PM-31 Oct 2017

Dogs, Halloween, and Butterfly: William
@/guettte
Follow
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters
all night and they are scared to pet him
and he's so sad
29342
5:59 PM-31 Oct 2016

William
@f guettte
Follow
Dublin may have been sad last year on
Halloween but this year he is a prospering
butterfly that's happier than ever
2:03 PM 31 Oct 2017

William
ofguettte
Follow
He's outside and ready to be pet
5:53 PM-31 Oct 2017

Hello, Tumblr, and Blog: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed mv father. Prepare to die. Remember Inigo Montoya: 1. Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link 4. Manage expectations primarybufferpanel: hellenhighwater: how to be good at talking Networking guide

Hello, Tumblr, and Blog: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed mv father. Prepare to die.
Remember Inigo Montoya:
1. Polite greeting
2. Name
3. Relevant personal link
4. Manage expectations
primarybufferpanel:
hellenhighwater:
how to be good at talking
Networking guide

Hello, Tumblr, and Blog: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed mv father. Prepare to die.
Remember Inigo Montoya:
1. Polite greeting
2. Name
3. Relevant personal link
4. Manage expectations
primarybufferpanel:
hellenhighwater:
how to be good at talking
Networking guide

primarybufferpanel: hellenhighwater: how to be good at talking Networking guide

Gif, Tits, and Yo: aill 479 11:53 PM Thank you for choosing Matt as your next match. For a cheesy pickup line, press 1. For a generic greeting, press For a sexual advancement, press 3. For a random factoid, press 4 To repeat this menu, press 5 Yo no habla español, lo siento Althought you probably want the fact) 3 Today 11:50 PM You got nice tits Welp No one picks 3 For obvious reasons, so I panicked. Sent GIF ype a message IJ Am I doing this right?

Gif, Tits, and Yo: aill 479
11:53 PM
Thank you for choosing Matt as
your next match.
For a cheesy pickup line, press 1.
For a generic greeting, press
For a sexual advancement, press 3.
For a random factoid, press 4
To repeat this menu, press 5
Yo no habla español, lo siento
Althought you probably want
the fact)
3
Today 11:50 PM
You got nice tits
Welp
No one picks 3
For obvious reasons, so I panicked.
Sent
GIF
ype a message
IJ
Am I doing this right?

Gif, Tits, and Yo: aill 479
11:53 PM
Thank you for choosing Matt as
your next match.
For a cheesy pickup line, press 1.
For a generic greeting, press
For a sexual advancement, press 3.
For a random factoid, press 4
To repeat this menu, press 5
Yo no habla español, lo siento
Althought you probably want
the fact)
3
Today 11:50 PM
You got nice tits
Welp
No one picks 3
For obvious reasons, so I panicked.
Sent
GIF
ype a message
IJ
Am I doing this right?

Gif, Today, and Wonder: Stevie Today 6:08 PM Generic pick up line, generic greeting, or customized pick up line Go Today 6:36 PM Customized pickup line Is your last name wonder because don't know what you see in me Sent GIF ype a message.. I'm Thanks 7 0 :: Q W E R T Y U I O P A S DF G H J K L 123, e Sank the ship to kill the captain

Gif, Today, and Wonder: Stevie
Today 6:08 PM
Generic pick up line, generic greeting,
or customized pick up line
Go
Today 6:36 PM
Customized pickup line
Is your last name wonder because
don't know what you see in me
Sent
GIF
ype a message..
I'm
Thanks
7
0
:: Q W E R T Y U I O P
A S DF G H J K L
123, e
Sank the ship to kill the captain

Gif, Today, and Wonder: Stevie
Today 6:08 PM
Generic pick up line, generic greeting,
or customized pick up line
Go
Today 6:36 PM
Customized pickup line
Is your last name wonder because
don't know what you see in me
Sent
GIF
ype a message..
I'm
Thanks
7
0
:: Q W E R T Y U I O P
A S DF G H J K L
123, e
Sank the ship to kill the captain

Sank the ship to kill the captain

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells that I brought to my midterm thank yall for coming

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells that
I brought to my midterm
thank yall for
coming

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells that
I brought to my midterm
thank yall for
coming

Definitely, Sorry, and Sassy: Tweet Too Sassy @lssaSassyBitch is there a greeting card for "sorry i isolated myself for a month, i was having a depressive episode, and it'll definitely happen again' 01/08/2017, 2:32 ANM

Definitely, Sorry, and Sassy: Tweet
Too Sassy
@lssaSassyBitch
is there a greeting card for "sorry i
isolated myself for a month, i was
having a depressive episode, and it'll
definitely happen again'
01/08/2017, 2:32 ANM

Definitely, Sorry, and Sassy: Tweet
Too Sassy
@lssaSassyBitch
is there a greeting card for "sorry i
isolated myself for a month, i was
having a depressive episode, and it'll
definitely happen again'
01/08/2017, 2:32 ANM

Meme, Memes, and Alcohol: That first swig of Alcohol greeting my internal organs Gangstas. What's up, guys? Lil pump doesn’t deserve his meme called @epichoodville he only posts offensive stuff🙄🤷‍♂👿📵

Meme, Memes, and Alcohol: That first swig of Alcohol greeting
my internal organs
Gangstas.
What's up, guys?
Lil pump doesn’t deserve his meme called @epichoodville he only posts offensive stuff🙄🤷‍♂👿📵

Meme, Memes, and Alcohol: That first swig of Alcohol greeting
my internal organs
Gangstas.
What's up, guys?
Lil pump doesn’t deserve his meme called @epichoodville he only posts offensive stuff🙄🤷‍♂👿📵

Lil pump doesn’t deserve his meme called @epichoodville he only posts offensive stuff🙄🤷‍♂👿📵

Funny, Alcohol, and First: That first swig of Alcohol greeting my internal organs Gangstas What's up, guys? 😏

Funny, Alcohol, and First: That first swig of Alcohol greeting
my internal organs
Gangstas
What's up, guys?
😏

Funny, Alcohol, and First: That first swig of Alcohol greeting
my internal organs
Gangstas
What's up, guys?
😏

😏

Shit, youtube.com, and Survivor: internclarabelle Follow it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings said 'born survivor' and he said 'youtube rewind. let's set it to rewind' like you ain't gonna find that shit in a novel ~Born Survivor~

Shit, youtube.com, and Survivor: internclarabelle Follow
it really is next to impossible to write
realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed
my brother on the stairs and instead of
greeting each other like human beings
said 'born survivor' and he said
'youtube rewind. let's set it to rewind'
like you ain't gonna find that shit in a
novel
~Born Survivor~

Shit, youtube.com, and Survivor: internclarabelle Follow
it really is next to impossible to write
realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed
my brother on the stairs and instead of
greeting each other like human beings
said 'born survivor' and he said
'youtube rewind. let's set it to rewind'
like you ain't gonna find that shit in a
novel
~Born Survivor~

Dank, Moon, and 🤖: .min_04 22 I TW Moon moon gives her owner the loudest greeting. 📸min_04_22 | TW

Dank, Moon, and 🤖: .min_04 22 I TW
Moon moon gives her owner the loudest greeting.

📸min_04_22 | TW

Dank, Moon, and 🤖: .min_04 22 I TW
Moon moon gives her owner the loudest greeting.

📸min_04_22 | TW

Love, Respect, and I Love You: 37 mins S i smile and greet whenever i'm passing people because inside of me, i believe we (people) are going through the most. So by just greeting and smiling, inside i Say- a existence, I respect you, you are special and I love you acknowledge vour If youre reading this, I love you

Love, Respect, and I Love You: 37 mins S
i smile and greet whenever i'm passing people
because inside of me, i believe we (people) are
going through the most. So by just greeting and
smiling, inside i Say- a
existence, I respect you, you are special and I love
you
acknowledge vour
If youre reading this, I love you

Love, Respect, and I Love You: 37 mins S
i smile and greet whenever i'm passing people
because inside of me, i believe we (people) are
going through the most. So by just greeting and
smiling, inside i Say- a
existence, I respect you, you are special and I love
you
acknowledge vour
If youre reading this, I love you

If youre reading this, I love you

Love, Respect, and I Love You: 37 mins S i smile and greet whenever i'm passing people because inside of me, i believe we (people) are going through the most. So by just greeting and smiling, inside i Say- a existence, I respect you, you are special and I love you acknowledge vour If youre reading this, I love you

Love, Respect, and I Love You: 37 mins S
i smile and greet whenever i'm passing people
because inside of me, i believe we (people) are
going through the most. So by just greeting and
smiling, inside i Say- a
existence, I respect you, you are special and I love
you
acknowledge vour
If youre reading this, I love you

Love, Respect, and I Love You: 37 mins S
i smile and greet whenever i'm passing people
because inside of me, i believe we (people) are
going through the most. So by just greeting and
smiling, inside i Say- a
existence, I respect you, you are special and I love
you
acknowledge vour
If youre reading this, I love you

If youre reading this, I love you

Hello, Good, and How To: Hello. Myname is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Remember Inigo Montoya: 1. Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link 4. Manage expectations hellenhiahwater how to be good at talking Good Clear Communication

Hello, Good, and How To: Hello. Myname is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Remember Inigo Montoya:
1. Polite greeting
2. Name
3. Relevant personal link
4. Manage expectations
hellenhiahwater
how to be good at talking
Good Clear Communication

Hello, Good, and How To: Hello. Myname is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Remember Inigo Montoya:
1. Polite greeting
2. Name
3. Relevant personal link
4. Manage expectations
hellenhiahwater
how to be good at talking
Good Clear Communication

Good Clear Communication

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: lorcalhost/ ChristmasSpiritBreaker-andNewYears Too OUnwatch3 Star 70 Fork 3 > Code ①Issues 2 n Pull requests o 뻔Projects 0 EE}Wiki lliinsights *Settings Python script which automatically sends Christmas/New Year's messages from a custom messages list on Whatsapp, Facebook Messenger or via SMS in a given time range, to a custom contacts list. Time to work smart, not hard Manage topics Edit ⓡ 32 commits 1 branch 1 release 1 contributor GPL-3.0 Branch: master ▼ New pull request Create new fileUpload filesFind file Clone or download Latest commit e3732de 9 days ago 20 days ago 9 days ago 15 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago lorcalhost Added video guide LICENSE E README.md Initial commit Added video guide Fixed sys.argv[1] out of range error Text enhancement Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release christmasSpiritBreaker.py 目config.py 自messengerCSB.py smsCSB.py [-] whatsappCSB.ру 目目README.md Christmas Spirit Breaker (and New Years Too) "Are you tired of having to manually write and send christmas texts to everyone on christmas to mantain a good relationship with them? Do you want to be the annoying person who is the first one to send "Happy new year" messages to everyone on your contact list exactly at midnight? Do you want to be a bad boy this christmas season? I got you covered." Strongly inspired by my other project RomanceBreaker, introducing Christmas Spirit Breaker, a python script which automatically sends a custom christmas/new year's greeting message, from a custom messages list, to your selected contacts you want to mantain good relationships with, at given time range on Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp or via SMS. Time to be bad boys this christmas. Work smarter, not Harder What you will gain: e More time spent with the new body pillow you just received for christmas e More time spent stealing new year's champagne from people who are busy texting their friends Mantain those relationships with friends (if you don't send greetings on such events they will know you are not a true friend) Magic [NEW] YOU CAN FIND THE VIDEO INSTALLATION GUIDE HERE Facebook Messenger: This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: lorcalhost/ ChristmasSpiritBreaker-andNewYears Too
OUnwatch3
Star 70
Fork 3
> Code
①Issues 2
n Pull requests o
뻔Projects 0
EE}Wiki
lliinsights
*Settings
Python script which automatically sends Christmas/New Year's messages from a custom messages list on Whatsapp, Facebook
Messenger or via SMS in a given time range, to a custom contacts list. Time to work smart, not hard
Manage topics
Edit
ⓡ 32 commits
1 branch
1 release
1 contributor
GPL-3.0
Branch: master ▼
New pull request
Create new fileUpload filesFind file
Clone or download
Latest commit e3732de 9 days ago
20 days ago
9 days ago
15 days ago
16 days ago
16 days ago
16 days ago
16 days ago
lorcalhost Added video guide
LICENSE
E README.md
Initial commit
Added video guide
Fixed sys.argv[1] out of range error
Text enhancement
Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
christmasSpiritBreaker.py
目config.py
自messengerCSB.py
smsCSB.py
[-] whatsappCSB.ру
目目README.md
Christmas Spirit Breaker (and New Years Too)
"Are you tired of having to manually write and send christmas texts to everyone on christmas to mantain a good relationship with them? Do
you want to be the annoying person who is the first one to send "Happy new year" messages to everyone on your contact list exactly at
midnight? Do you want to be a bad boy this christmas season? I got you covered."
Strongly inspired by my other project RomanceBreaker, introducing Christmas Spirit Breaker, a python script which
automatically sends a custom christmas/new year's greeting message, from a custom messages list, to your selected contacts
you want to mantain good relationships with, at given time range on Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp or via SMS. Time to be
bad boys this christmas. Work smarter, not Harder
What you will gain:
e More time spent with the new body pillow you just received for christmas
e More time spent stealing new year's champagne from people who are busy texting their friends
Mantain those relationships with friends (if you don't send greetings on such events they will know you are not a true
friend)
Magic
[NEW] YOU CAN FIND THE VIDEO INSTALLATION GUIDE HERE
Facebook Messenger:
This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: lorcalhost/ ChristmasSpiritBreaker-andNewYears Too
OUnwatch3
Star 70
Fork 3
> Code
①Issues 2
n Pull requests o
뻔Projects 0
EE}Wiki
lliinsights
*Settings
Python script which automatically sends Christmas/New Year's messages from a custom messages list on Whatsapp, Facebook
Messenger or via SMS in a given time range, to a custom contacts list. Time to work smart, not hard
Manage topics
Edit
ⓡ 32 commits
1 branch
1 release
1 contributor
GPL-3.0
Branch: master ▼
New pull request
Create new fileUpload filesFind file
Clone or download
Latest commit e3732de 9 days ago
20 days ago
9 days ago
15 days ago
16 days ago
16 days ago
16 days ago
16 days ago
lorcalhost Added video guide
LICENSE
E README.md
Initial commit
Added video guide
Fixed sys.argv[1] out of range error
Text enhancement
Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
christmasSpiritBreaker.py
目config.py
自messengerCSB.py
smsCSB.py
[-] whatsappCSB.ру
目目README.md
Christmas Spirit Breaker (and New Years Too)
"Are you tired of having to manually write and send christmas texts to everyone on christmas to mantain a good relationship with them? Do
you want to be the annoying person who is the first one to send "Happy new year" messages to everyone on your contact list exactly at
midnight? Do you want to be a bad boy this christmas season? I got you covered."
Strongly inspired by my other project RomanceBreaker, introducing Christmas Spirit Breaker, a python script which
automatically sends a custom christmas/new year's greeting message, from a custom messages list, to your selected contacts
you want to mantain good relationships with, at given time range on Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp or via SMS. Time to be
bad boys this christmas. Work smarter, not Harder
What you will gain:
e More time spent with the new body pillow you just received for christmas
e More time spent stealing new year's champagne from people who are busy texting their friends
Mantain those relationships with friends (if you don't send greetings on such events they will know you are not a true
friend)
Magic
[NEW] YOU CAN FIND THE VIDEO INSTALLATION GUIDE HERE
Facebook Messenger:
This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.

This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.

Christmas, Artist, and Emu: AN UNWELCOME CHRISTMAS GREETING Emu interrogates enemy-child on captured farm (Christmas 1932, artist‘s reconstruction)

Christmas, Artist, and Emu: AN UNWELCOME CHRISTMAS GREETING
Emu interrogates enemy-child on captured farm (Christmas 1932, artist‘s reconstruction)

Christmas, Artist, and Emu: AN UNWELCOME CHRISTMAS GREETING
Emu interrogates enemy-child on captured farm (Christmas 1932, artist‘s reconstruction)

Emu interrogates enemy-child on captured farm (Christmas 1932, artist‘s reconstruction)

Hello, Link, and Success: HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE. INIGO'S GUIDE TO NETWORKING SUCCESS 1. POLITE GREETING 2. NAME 3. RELEVANT PERSONAL LINK 4. MANAGE EXPECTATIONS Networking 101 with Inigo Montoya

Hello, Link, and Success: HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA
YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE.
INIGO'S GUIDE TO NETWORKING SUCCESS
1. POLITE GREETING
2. NAME
3. RELEVANT PERSONAL LINK
4. MANAGE EXPECTATIONS
Networking 101 with Inigo Montoya

Hello, Link, and Success: HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA
YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE.
INIGO'S GUIDE TO NETWORKING SUCCESS
1. POLITE GREETING
2. NAME
3. RELEVANT PERSONAL LINK
4. MANAGE EXPECTATIONS
Networking 101 with Inigo Montoya

Networking 101 with Inigo Montoya

Charlie, Dad, and Lol: 9:32 Charlie typing... Hi! Standard greeting or cheesy pick up line? I'm always down for a cheesy pickup line Do you like raisins? Yes How do you feel about a date? Was ur dad a boxer? Because ur a knockout He hit my mom a lot so thanks for bringing that up Also I'm kidding. Sorry that was an intense joke for just meeting lol Your mess Send I thought I was hilarious. He blocked me.

Charlie, Dad, and Lol: 9:32
Charlie
typing...
Hi! Standard greeting or
cheesy pick up line?
I'm always down for a cheesy
pickup line
Do you like raisins?
Yes
How do you feel about a
date?
Was ur dad a boxer?
Because ur a knockout
He hit my mom a lot so
thanks for bringing that up
Also I'm kidding. Sorry that
was an intense joke for just
meeting lol
Your mess
Send
I thought I was hilarious. He blocked me.

Charlie, Dad, and Lol: 9:32
Charlie
typing...
Hi! Standard greeting or
cheesy pick up line?
I'm always down for a cheesy
pickup line
Do you like raisins?
Yes
How do you feel about a
date?
Was ur dad a boxer?
Because ur a knockout
He hit my mom a lot so
thanks for bringing that up
Also I'm kidding. Sorry that
was an intense joke for just
meeting lol
Your mess
Send
I thought I was hilarious. He blocked me.

I thought I was hilarious. He blocked me.

Come Over, Gif, and Okay: press 2. For a crude sexual pickup line press 3. If you need to hear the options press 4 Today 6:12 PM 4 To receive a cheesy pickup line, press 1. For a generic greeting, press 2. For a crude sexual pickup line press 3. If you need to hear the options press4 4 To receive a cheesy pickup line, press 1. For a generic greeting, press 2. For a crude sexual pickup line press 3. If you want to come over then press 4. 4 Okay what time can you come Sent Damnit you caught me there GIF TYPe a m Send Type a message Got you there

Come Over, Gif, and Okay: press 2. For a crude sexual pickup
line press 3. If you need to hear
the options press 4
Today 6:12 PM
4
To receive a cheesy pickup line,
press 1. For a generic greeting,
press 2. For a crude sexual pickup
line press 3. If you need to hear
the options press4
4
To receive a cheesy pickup line,
press 1. For a generic greeting,
press 2. For a crude sexual pickup
line press 3. If you want to come
over then press 4.
4
Okay what time can you come
Sent
Damnit you caught me there
GIF TYPe a m
Send
Type a message
Got you there

Come Over, Gif, and Okay: press 2. For a crude sexual pickup
line press 3. If you need to hear
the options press 4
Today 6:12 PM
4
To receive a cheesy pickup line,
press 1. For a generic greeting,
press 2. For a crude sexual pickup
line press 3. If you need to hear
the options press4
4
To receive a cheesy pickup line,
press 1. For a generic greeting,
press 2. For a crude sexual pickup
line press 3. If you want to come
over then press 4.
4
Okay what time can you come
Sent
Damnit you caught me there
GIF TYPe a m
Send
Type a message
Got you there

Got you there

Funny, Brain, and Three: Me greeting the three brain cells that I brought to my midterm thank yall for coming 😑😳

Funny, Brain, and Three: Me greeting the three brain cells that
I brought to my midterm
thank yall for
coming
😑😳

Funny, Brain, and Three: Me greeting the three brain cells that
I brought to my midterm
thank yall for
coming
😑😳

😑😳

Be Like, Memes, and Brain: Me greeting the three brain cells that I brought to my exam thank yall for coming It really do be like that. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2rp0uUB

Be Like, Memes, and Brain: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
It really do be like that. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2rp0uUB

Be Like, Memes, and Brain: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
It really do be like that. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2rp0uUB

It really do be like that. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2rp0uUB

Gif, Hello, and Lol: O O 4t 111 30% 11:21 AM Hello and thank you for matching with Nate. Please choose from the following list of options: Option 1: Generic greeting Option 2: Gif Option 3: Cheesy pick up line If you have any further questions or in quiries please press O to be contacted by an agent or a member of our team Lol what? ls this a legit automatic response? That number is not recognized Omg! Too much! I'm pressing O. Let me speak to your manager. You've selected O. Please provide a number to reach you at and a agent will be in contact with you as soon as possible Today 11:21 AM GIF Type a message... Nobody has picked option 3 before.

Gif, Hello, and Lol: O O 4t 111 30%
11:21 AM
Hello and thank you for matching
with Nate. Please choose from the
following list of options:
Option 1: Generic greeting
Option 2: Gif
Option 3: Cheesy pick up line
If you have any further questions or in
quiries please press O to be contacted
by an agent or a member of our team
Lol what? ls this a legit automatic
response?
That number is not recognized
Omg! Too much! I'm pressing O. Let
me speak to your manager.
You've selected O. Please provide a
number to reach you at and a agent
will be in contact with you as soon as
possible
Today 11:21 AM
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Type a message...
Nobody has picked option 3 before.

Gif, Hello, and Lol: O O 4t 111 30%
11:21 AM
Hello and thank you for matching
with Nate. Please choose from the
following list of options:
Option 1: Generic greeting
Option 2: Gif
Option 3: Cheesy pick up line
If you have any further questions or in
quiries please press O to be contacted
by an agent or a member of our team
Lol what? ls this a legit automatic
response?
That number is not recognized
Omg! Too much! I'm pressing O. Let
me speak to your manager.
You've selected O. Please provide a
number to reach you at and a agent
will be in contact with you as soon as
possible
Today 11:21 AM
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Nobody has picked option 3 before.

Ass, Aww, and Dogs: thewugtest if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know a wolf's fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that . they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting .a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go "i can probably step on that with my full weight" and then he will do it letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day RET sad-gay-potato I wanna know who did this research thewugtest well, i did! Aww-ducational!

Ass, Aww, and Dogs: thewugtest
if youve never physically been in the presence
of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont
get the chance to, heres some stuff about
them you should know
a wolf's fur is so unbelievably thick that
you can get like, your whole hand into it
while petting. and then you can keep
going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think
they are. think about how big you think a
wolf is then just like double that
. they dont really smell like dog but they
DO smell and youre not going to be able
to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of
your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick
the inside of your mouth at any cost, and
generally speaking you need to press
your lips together kind of tightly when he
approaches your face so that he doesnt
worm his damn tongue in there to give
you what he thinks is an appropriate
greeting
.a wolf doesnt really want to look at you
while you pet him but he wants you to
pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down
on you, you just have to deal with it and
thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are
overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a
teenage wolf will see your very fragile,
very human shoulder and go "i can
probably step on that with my full
weight" and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is
actually not remotely frightening, and
youll want to do it all day
RET
sad-gay-potato
I wanna know who did this research
thewugtest
well, i did!
Aww-ducational!

Ass, Aww, and Dogs: thewugtest
if youve never physically been in the presence
of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont
get the chance to, heres some stuff about
them you should know
a wolf's fur is so unbelievably thick that
you can get like, your whole hand into it
while petting. and then you can keep
going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think
they are. think about how big you think a
wolf is then just like double that
. they dont really smell like dog but they
DO smell and youre not going to be able
to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of
your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick
the inside of your mouth at any cost, and
generally speaking you need to press
your lips together kind of tightly when he
approaches your face so that he doesnt
worm his damn tongue in there to give
you what he thinks is an appropriate
greeting
.a wolf doesnt really want to look at you
while you pet him but he wants you to
pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down
on you, you just have to deal with it and
thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are
overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a
teenage wolf will see your very fragile,
very human shoulder and go "i can
probably step on that with my full
weight" and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is
actually not remotely frightening, and
youll want to do it all day
RET
sad-gay-potato
I wanna know who did this research
thewugtest
well, i did!
Aww-ducational!

Love, Memes, and Best: Welp I found the best greeting card LOVE 36 Random Memes You Should Check Out If You Have Nothing Better To Do Right Now

Love, Memes, and Best: Welp I found the best greeting card
LOVE
36 Random Memes You Should Check Out If You Have Nothing Better To Do Right Now

Love, Memes, and Best: Welp I found the best greeting card
LOVE
36 Random Memes You Should Check Out If You Have Nothing Better To Do Right Now

36 Random Memes You Should Check Out If You Have Nothing Better To Do Right Now

9gag, Memes, and Rude: In alpaca culture, this is considered rude. - alpaca greeting 9gag

9gag, Memes, and Rude: In alpaca culture, this is considered rude. - alpaca greeting 9gag

9gag, Memes, and Rude: In alpaca culture, this is considered rude. - alpaca greeting 9gag

Crime, Cool, and Happy: Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy Very cool that we' ve now reached the time of year where the same people who call everyone else "snowflakes" for 11 months wil act like it's a hate crime if store employees don't wish them a happy personalized religious holiday greeting 4:09 PM 23 Nov 18

Crime, Cool, and Happy: Parker Molloy
@ParkerMolloy
Very cool that we' ve now reached
the time of year where the same
people who call everyone else
"snowflakes" for 11 months wil
act like it's a hate crime if store
employees don't wish them a
happy personalized religious
holiday greeting
4:09 PM 23 Nov 18

Crime, Cool, and Happy: Parker Molloy
@ParkerMolloy
Very cool that we' ve now reached
the time of year where the same
people who call everyone else
"snowflakes" for 11 months wil
act like it's a hate crime if store
employees don't wish them a
happy personalized religious
holiday greeting
4:09 PM 23 Nov 18

Ash, Cute, and Lol: sippyteaevs: raventherogue: yamujiburo: cgoblinqueen: yamujiburo: im here for these two pika boyfriends or someone just forgot to make a heart tail lol. STILL CUTE :V this is the part in the episode where all the female pikachus are off greeting ash’s. all the pikachus in the background are males including these two lil guys Reblog if your happy for these Gay Pikachus If you’ve heard about the pika boyfriends, you should also hear about… :･ﾟ☆Pika Girlfriends :･ﾟ☆

Ash, Cute, and Lol: sippyteaevs:

raventherogue:

yamujiburo:

cgoblinqueen:

yamujiburo:
im here for these two pika boyfriends
or someone just forgot to make a heart tail lol. STILL CUTE :V

this is the part in the episode where all the female pikachus are off greeting ash’s. all the pikachus in the background are males including these two lil guys

Reblog if your happy for these
Gay Pikachus

If you’ve heard about the pika boyfriends, you should also hear about…
:･ﾟ☆Pika Girlfriends :･ﾟ☆

Ash, Cute, and Lol: sippyteaevs:

raventherogue:

yamujiburo:

cgoblinqueen:

yamujiburo:
im here for these two pika boyfriends
or someone just forgot to make a heart tail lol. STILL CUTE :V

this is the part in the episode where all the female pikachus are off greeting ash’s. all the pikachus in the background are males including these two lil guys

Reblog if your happy for these
Gay Pikachus

If you’ve heard about the pika boyfriends, you should also hear about…
:･ﾟ☆Pika Girlfriends :･ﾟ☆

sippyteaevs: raventherogue: yamujiburo: cgoblinqueen: yamujiburo: im here for these two pika boyfriends or someone just forgot to make a...

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells that I brought to my exam thank yall for coming welcome, brain cells

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
welcome, brain cells

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
welcome, brain cells

welcome, brain cells

Brain, Irl, and Me IRL: Me greeting the three brain cells that I brought to my exam thank yall for coming Me irl

Brain, Irl, and Me IRL: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
Me irl

Brain, Irl, and Me IRL: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
Me irl

Me irl

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells that I brought to my exam thank yall for coming Every exam ever

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
Every exam ever

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
Every exam ever

Every exam ever

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells that I brought to my exam thank yall for coming Every exam ever

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
Every exam ever

Brain, Three, and For: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
Every exam ever

Every exam ever

9gag, Memes, and Brain: Me greeting the three brain cells that I brought to my exam thank yall for coming That 1 brain cell isn't even listening.⠀ -⠀ Check out our IG stories to stimulate your brain cells.⠀ exam final brain 9gag

9gag, Memes, and Brain: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
That 1 brain cell isn't even listening.⠀ -⠀ Check out our IG stories to stimulate your brain cells.⠀ exam final brain 9gag

9gag, Memes, and Brain: Me greeting the three brain cells
that I brought to my exam
thank yall for
coming
That 1 brain cell isn't even listening.⠀ -⠀ Check out our IG stories to stimulate your brain cells.⠀ exam final brain 9gag

That 1 brain cell isn't even listening.⠀ -⠀ Check out our IG stories to stimulate your brain cells.⠀ exam final brain 9gag

Love, Best, and Santa: Jason Santa Maria @jasonsantamaria Welp I found the best greeting card riversarcy a; a2 LOVE The perfect card doesn’t exi

Love, Best, and Santa: Jason Santa Maria
@jasonsantamaria
Welp I found the best greeting card
riversarcy
a;
a2
LOVE
The perfect card doesn’t exi

Love, Best, and Santa: Jason Santa Maria
@jasonsantamaria
Welp I found the best greeting card
riversarcy
a;
a2
LOVE
The perfect card doesn’t exi

The perfect card doesn’t exi

Love, Best, and Santa: Jason Santa Maria @jasonsantamaria Welp I found the best greeting card riversarcy a; a2 LOVE The perfect card doesn’t exi

Love, Best, and Santa: Jason Santa Maria
@jasonsantamaria
Welp I found the best greeting card
riversarcy
a;
a2
LOVE
The perfect card doesn’t exi

Love, Best, and Santa: Jason Santa Maria
@jasonsantamaria
Welp I found the best greeting card
riversarcy
a;
a2
LOVE
The perfect card doesn’t exi

The perfect card doesn’t exi

Be Like, Iphone, and Teacher: Emailing teachers be like. Me: *polite greeting *multiple paragraphs* *perfect grammar* Teacher: "sure" -sent from my iPhone

Be Like, Iphone, and Teacher: Emailing teachers be like.
Me:
*polite greeting
*multiple paragraphs*
*perfect grammar*
Teacher:
"sure" -sent from my iPhone

Be Like, Iphone, and Teacher: Emailing teachers be like.
Me:
*polite greeting
*multiple paragraphs*
*perfect grammar*
Teacher:
"sure" -sent from my iPhone

Brain, Good, and Luck: Me greeting the three brain cells that I brought to my midterm thank yall for coming Good luck everyone 😂

Brain, Good, and Luck: Me greeting the three brain cells that
I brought to my midterm
thank yall for
coming
Good luck everyone 😂

Brain, Good, and Luck: Me greeting the three brain cells that
I brought to my midterm
thank yall for
coming
Good luck everyone 😂

Good luck everyone 😂

Good, Hitler, and All The: Hitler greeting all the troops in a parade (1934 Colorized then decolorized) Good leaders check on their men

Good, Hitler, and All The: Hitler greeting all the troops
in a parade
(1934 Colorized then decolorized)
Good leaders check on their men

Good, Hitler, and All The: Hitler greeting all the troops
in a parade
(1934 Colorized then decolorized)
Good leaders check on their men

Definitely, Funny, and Memes: is there a greeting card for "sorry l isolated myself for a month, I was having a depressive episode and it will definitely happen again?" Aasarcasm oniy SarcasmOnly

Definitely, Funny, and Memes: is there a greeting card for "sorry l
isolated myself for a month, I was having
a depressive episode and it will
definitely happen again?" Aasarcasm oniy
SarcasmOnly

Definitely, Funny, and Memes: is there a greeting card for "sorry l
isolated myself for a month, I was having
a depressive episode and it will
definitely happen again?" Aasarcasm oniy
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Definitely, Sorry, and Girl Memes: Is there a greeting card for "sorry I isolated myself for a month, I was having a depressive episode and it will definitely happen again?" Asking for a friend

Definitely, Sorry, and Girl Memes: Is there a greeting card for "sorry I
isolated myself for a month, I was
having a depressive episode and it will
definitely happen again?"
Asking for a friend

Definitely, Sorry, and Girl Memes: Is there a greeting card for "sorry I
isolated myself for a month, I was
having a depressive episode and it will
definitely happen again?"
Asking for a friend

Asking for a friend

Dogs, Halloween, and Target: Follow @faguettte My dogs been greeting trick or treaters all night and they are scared to pet him 5:59 PM-31 Oct 2016 these motherfucking kids better pet my dog this year William @faguettte My dogs been greeting trick or treaters all night and they are scared to pet him and he's so sad Show this thread 10:30 AM-31 Oct 2017 Follow @faguettte Dublin may have been sad last year on Halloween but this year he is a prospering butterfly that's happier than ever 2:03 PM-31 Oct 2017 Follow @faguettte 5:53 PM 31 Oct 2017 yaki–chizu: PET THE BOY

Dogs, Halloween, and Target: Follow
@faguettte
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters
all night and they are scared to pet him
5:59 PM-31 Oct 2016

these motherfucking kids better pet my
dog this year
William @faguettte
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters all night and they
are scared to pet him and he's so sad
Show this thread
10:30 AM-31 Oct 2017

Follow
@faguettte
Dublin may have been sad last year on
Halloween but this year he is a prospering
butterfly that's happier than ever
2:03 PM-31 Oct 2017

Follow
@faguettte
5:53 PM 31 Oct 2017
yaki–chizu:
PET THE BOY

Dogs, Halloween, and Target: Follow
@faguettte
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters
all night and they are scared to pet him
5:59 PM-31 Oct 2016

these motherfucking kids better pet my
dog this year
William @faguettte
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters all night and they
are scared to pet him and he's so sad
Show this thread
10:30 AM-31 Oct 2017

Follow
@faguettte
Dublin may have been sad last year on
Halloween but this year he is a prospering
butterfly that's happier than ever
2:03 PM-31 Oct 2017

Follow
@faguettte
5:53 PM 31 Oct 2017
yaki–chizu:
PET THE BOY

Hello, Lost, and Calculator: WHEN I WAS YOUNG I LEARNED BASIC PROGRAMMING ON A SOLAR-POWERED CALCUしATOR, 1 RAN A SIMPLE PROGRAM 10 PRINT "Hello!" 20 GOTO 10 I LOST THE CALCULATOR IN THE WOODS ONE DAY I LIKE TO THINK IT'S STILU RUNNING SOMEWHERE AND, SOME TIMES, I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER IF THAT LITTLE しOOP OF PERPETUAL GREETING HAS GROWN, THROUGH THE YEARS, INTO A FORM OFしONGING HELLO! LO! AND ON THAT DAY, I WILL AND THAT ONE DAY I WILし FIND IT, SUN-BLEACHED AND KNOW WHAT HORROR IS CORRODED, BUT STILL RUNNING THE OLD PROGRAM old friend HELLO! HELLO HELLO! HELLO IS ANYBODY LISTENING? IS THIS EVERYTHING? IS THIS ALL THERE IS? HELLO/ Smbc-comics.com How cruel of gods we become

Hello, Lost, and Calculator: WHEN I WAS YOUNG
I LEARNED BASIC
PROGRAMMING
ON A SOLAR-POWERED
CALCUしATOR, 1 RAN A
SIMPLE PROGRAM
10 PRINT "Hello!"
20 GOTO 10
I LOST THE CALCULATOR
IN THE WOODS ONE DAY
I LIKE TO THINK IT'S STILU
RUNNING SOMEWHERE
AND, SOME TIMES, I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER IF THAT LITTLE
しOOP OF PERPETUAL GREETING HAS GROWN, THROUGH THE
YEARS, INTO A FORM OFしONGING
HELLO!
LO!
AND ON THAT DAY, I WILL
AND THAT ONE DAY I WILし
FIND IT, SUN-BLEACHED AND KNOW WHAT HORROR IS
CORRODED, BUT STILL
RUNNING THE OLD PROGRAM
old friend
HELLO!
HELLO
HELLO!
HELLO
IS ANYBODY LISTENING?
IS THIS EVERYTHING?
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
HELLO/
Smbc-comics.com
How cruel of gods we become

Hello, Lost, and Calculator: WHEN I WAS YOUNG
I LEARNED BASIC
PROGRAMMING
ON A SOLAR-POWERED
CALCUしATOR, 1 RAN A
SIMPLE PROGRAM
10 PRINT "Hello!"
20 GOTO 10
I LOST THE CALCULATOR
IN THE WOODS ONE DAY
I LIKE TO THINK IT'S STILU
RUNNING SOMEWHERE
AND, SOME TIMES, I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER IF THAT LITTLE
しOOP OF PERPETUAL GREETING HAS GROWN, THROUGH THE
YEARS, INTO A FORM OFしONGING
HELLO!
LO!
AND ON THAT DAY, I WILL
AND THAT ONE DAY I WILし
FIND IT, SUN-BLEACHED AND KNOW WHAT HORROR IS
CORRODED, BUT STILL
RUNNING THE OLD PROGRAM
old friend
HELLO!
HELLO
HELLO!
HELLO
IS ANYBODY LISTENING?
IS THIS EVERYTHING?
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
HELLO/
Smbc-comics.com
How cruel of gods we become

How cruel of gods we become

America, Apparently, and Beautiful: dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don’t want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry *group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say. Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered. Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced. The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House” The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone) It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.” This was adorable lmao Waffle Houses are also kind of popular places to get shot at but other than that it’s pretty dank

America, Apparently, and Beautiful: dank-space-memes:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don’t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.”
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”
The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

This was adorable lmao
Waffle Houses are also kind of popular places to get shot at but other than that it’s pretty dank

America, Apparently, and Beautiful: dank-space-memes:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don’t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.”
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”
The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

This was adorable lmao
Waffle Houses are also kind of popular places to get shot at but other than that it’s pretty dank

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Be Like, Iphone, and Target: Emailing teachers be like.
Me:
polite greeting*
multiple paragraphs*
*perfect grammar*
Teacher
"K" -sent from my iPhone
beyoncescock:
professors terrify me

Be Like, Iphone, and Target: Emailing teachers be like.
Me:
polite greeting*
multiple paragraphs*
*perfect grammar*
Teacher
"K" -sent from my iPhone
beyoncescock:
professors terrify me

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@faguettte
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters
all night and they are scared to pet him
5:59 PM-31 Oct 2016

these motherfucking kids better pet my
dog this year
William @faguettte
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters all night and they
are scared to pet him and he's so sad
Show this thread
10:30 AM-31 Oct 2017

Follow
@faguettte
Dublin may have been sad last year on
Halloween but this year he is a prospering
butterfly that's happier than ever
2:03 PM-31 Oct 2017

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5:53 PM 31 Oct 2017
yaki–chizu:PET THE BOY

Dogs, Halloween, and Tumblr: Follow
@faguettte
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters
all night and they are scared to pet him
5:59 PM-31 Oct 2016

these motherfucking kids better pet my
dog this year
William @faguettte
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters all night and they
are scared to pet him and he's so sad
Show this thread
10:30 AM-31 Oct 2017

Follow
@faguettte
Dublin may have been sad last year on
Halloween but this year he is a prospering
butterfly that's happier than ever
2:03 PM-31 Oct 2017

Follow
@faguettte
5:53 PM 31 Oct 2017
yaki–chizu:PET THE BOY

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greeting card idea: sorry i was too
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doing ok now thanks piz do not talk to me
about this in person

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ok @333333333433333
greeting card idea: sorry i was too
depressed to hang out this month but i'm
doing ok now thanks piz do not talk to me
about this in person

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