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fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info! : Sister& Brother-in-Law Granddaughter Grandson & Wife And Husband Same Sex Anniversary Two Good People Anniversary Your Love Is a Anniversary Parents Two Dads For Son His Partner 25th-Son on-in For My te For My Two Wonderful r& Husband Dads So GNS to choose from Daughter &Son-in-Lav ase from ? 2 DesiGNS to choose from Son-in-Law AND rent fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!
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This gave me the shivers. by -Tinsky- FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: Thread Shen the Bird @Shen the_Bird Never thought l'd be one to make long threads, but I need to tell someone about the most terrifying thing that's ever happened to me. 8 weeks ago, I was working in private security as a guard for multiple contracts. My most frequent was for a manufacturing plant. I'm (1/10) 11:00 AM 25 Feb 18 N 59% 2:05 PM Thread Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d gonna guess everyone already knows, but the pay was awful, and the hours were worse, which is why I thought a lot of guards, even supervisors, would just quit without telling anyone. No word, no notice, just gone the next day. Because of this, corporate decided to (2/10) 5 t 56 751 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d give me a bunch of extra hours at this manufacturing plant. They made greeting cards with what looked like endless floors of deafening machinery. I would monitor cameras, but I mainly worked as first aid and made routine patrols around the 60,000 square foot facility. (3/10) 1 724 t 55 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d You would think they'd have more than 1 guard for this site, but my company just had such a shortage of employees. That night, 8 weeks ago, I was actually covering for a friend. I'd worked with him for about a year and hung out few times. Something important must have come (4/10) 59% 9 2:05 PM Thread Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d up, because he never missed a shift, especially without even calling. Anyway, the night that it happened was New Year's Day. The people who worked at the manufacturing plant were off for the holiday, but I still had to come in to patrol the building. Normally, I would (5/10) 3 t 55 700 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d never cover someone's shift on a holiday, but I needed the money. So, at 11:30 PM, I arrived for my overnight shift, and the plant workers left, one by one until I was completely alone in that gigantic building. I sat at my desk watching cameras for a bit, but nothing was (6/10) 4 706 t54 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d gonna happen, so I took my eyes off the screen and started sending condescending texts to the guard that didn't show up. After no response, noticed something in the corner of my eye on the computer screen. Most of the factory lights were off, so the image wasn't clear (7/10) 59% 2:05 PM Thread Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird-1d Let me insert: I know now that there's nothing wrong with being scared, but I didn't frighten easily. I looked closer at the cam image but the huge machines casted a shadow over that...thing. I got up, took out my flashlight and headed to the old elevator. As it descended, (8/10) 2 726 t 53 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d you could say l worried for the other guard. I decided to call him. When the elevator doors opened on the dark factory floor, the usually bustling machines stood dormant. It was totally silent until I heard a phone ring. I quickly hung up my own and pointed my flashlight (9/10) 1 t 53 705 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d down the long clearing but the ringing stopped. Before I realized it was the other guard's phone, I saw his mangled, bloody body, standing and staring at me. When dropped my light, it illuminated blood- writing in the floor that spelled out the first word of each of these tweets This gave me the shivers. by -Tinsky- FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

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fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info! : Sister& Brother-in-Law Granddaughter Grandson & Wife And Husband Same Sex Anniversary Two Good People Anniversary Your Love Is a Anniversary Parents Two Dads For Son His Partner 25th-Son on-in For My te For My Two Wonderful r& Husband Dads So GNS to choose from Daughter &Son-in-Lav ase from ? 2 DesiGNS to choose from Son-in-Law AND rent fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!
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<p><a href="http://www.suppermariobroth.com/post/165091640535/in-1989-an-extensive-series-of-super-mario" class="tumblr_blog">suppermariobroth</a>:</p><blockquote><p>In 1989, an extensive series of Super Mario greeting cards was released by Nintendo. Most of them featured Super Mario Bros. 2 characters, while the rest portrayed Super Mario Bros. characters. Almost all of the characters are drawn on-model and are consistent with official art from NES manuals. However, one particular card contains this character, who does not seem to correspond to anything that exists in the Mario series. It is possible that this is an attempt to create a character based on the Stopwatch item from Super Mario Bros. 2. Outside of these two drawings, no further material of this character exists. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>BRING BACK MR. CLOCK BOY!!!!!!!!!</p>: Source: ebay.com user "shipstoyoufast", www.ebay.comfitml232333238315 <p><a href="http://www.suppermariobroth.com/post/165091640535/in-1989-an-extensive-series-of-super-mario" class="tumblr_blog">suppermariobroth</a>:</p><blockquote><p>In 1989, an extensive series of Super Mario greeting cards was released by Nintendo. Most of them featured Super Mario Bros. 2 characters, while the rest portrayed Super Mario Bros. characters. Almost all of the characters are drawn on-model and are consistent with official art from NES manuals. However, one particular card contains this character, who does not seem to correspond to anything that exists in the Mario series. It is possible that this is an attempt to create a character based on the Stopwatch item from Super Mario Bros. 2. Outside of these two drawings, no further material of this character exists. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>BRING BACK MR. CLOCK BOY!!!!!!!!!</p>

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fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info! : Sister& Brother-in-Law Granddaughter Grandson & Wife And Husband Same Sex Anniversary Two Good People Anniversary Your Love Is a Anniversary Parents Two Dads For Son His Partner 25th-Son on-in For My te For My Two Wonderful r& Husband Dads So GNS to choose from Daughter &Son-in-Lav ase from ? 2 DesiGNS to choose from Son-in-Law AND rent fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!
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fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info! : Sister& Brother-in-Law Granddaughter Grandson & Wife And Husband Same Sex Anniversary Two Good People Anniversary Your Love Is a Anniversary Parents Two Dads For Son His Partner 25th-Son on-in For My te For My Two Wonderful r& Husband Dads So GNS to choose from Daughter &Son-in-Lav ase from ? 2 DesiGNS to choose from Son-in-Law AND rent fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!
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<p>I have over 300 confirmed friends. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2kV5746">http://ift.tt/2kV5746</a></p>: [-] SkotWeener 30 points 1 day ago What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tonque. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo permalink save parent report give gold reply [-1 arctic92 25 points 1 day ago What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unigue person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend permalink save parent report give gold reply <p>I have over 300 confirmed friends. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2kV5746">http://ift.tt/2kV5746</a></p>
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<p><a href="http://lol-coaster.tumblr.com/post/154696149932/a2-music-sheet-envelopes-with-cards-10-10-a2" class="tumblr_blog">lol-coaster</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2><a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/269070095/a2-music-sheet-envelopes-with-cards-10"> A2 music sheet envelopes with cards (10)</a></h2> <br/><p> 10 A2 envelopes made from music sheets with cards! Each envelope is 4 3/8&quot; x 5 ¾&quot; and can be used for so many things! Party invites, wedding or shower notes, greeting cards or anything else you can think of. If you’d like to order a different amount, message me and I’ll be happy to set up a custom order for you!<br/><br/>The bi-fold card is made from cardstock and can be kraft or white for your personal messages. The envelopes can be sealed with a small dab of glue or a sticker! <br/></p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://lol-coaster.tumblr.com/post/154696149932/a2-music-sheet-envelopes-with-cards-10-10-a2" class="tumblr_blog">lol-coaster</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2><a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/269070095/a2-music-sheet-envelopes-with-cards-10"> A2 music sheet envelopes with cards (10)</a></h2> <br/><p> 10 A2 envelopes made from music sheets with cards! Each envelope is 4 3/8&quot; x 5 ¾&quot; and can be used for so many things! Party invites, wedding or shower notes, greeting cards or anything else you can think of. If you’d like to order a different amount, message me and I’ll be happy to set up a custom order for you!<br/><br/>The bi-fold card is made from cardstock and can be kraft or white for your personal messages. The envelopes can be sealed with a small dab of glue or a sticker! <br/></p> </blockquote>

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