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[Saints Row 2] In the opening cutscene for the mission "Orange Threat Level" Pierce hands The Boss a passenger manifest that goes into quite a some detail despite hardly being visible, which states among other things that "All flight attendants are to be groped/harassed at least once every flight": I'm not Shaundi so, I had to ya know... do actual work to get that. SEATING KEY SR AIRLINES FLIGHT MANIFEST This document represents all passengers on SRAIR fight 207a seating | First Class | Business Class Соaca cockpit: 2 Gabrial T b.Danial H. L. Muri Naoko 2. R. Yioki Snoto 2. L. Chika Ayame R Dai Hishi R.Filthu Piu 3. L. Cunmu-Ham 3. L. Kazuo Akuji 4. L. Wo Aini R. Haruko Gin 4. L. oomis Hai R. R. Hei Mitzi 7. L. Osto Fuco R. iki Sioku R. Koay Yee Ling R. Mayoko Amumi R. Akane Collins L. Shiguru-Mu L. Wo Ai Ni 8. 9 L 7. 8. L. Haru Koku R. R. Nozomi Kazi 9. L 10. L. Marko Nomo R. Hashi Sezi 10. L. Michi Mumu R 11. L. blabla-blabla R 12. L 11. L. Jumoku Yoshu 12. L. Hy Momuzi R yan Q R Hai Popushi R. Jujistu Yoshim 13. L. Hiuoyuiksuishi R. Yumumi Pizstu 14. L 13. L. Hai Jodei 14. L. Ren Zazuku R. John-uki Hei R.Masa Shushi R. Nasti Clitzi 15. L R. Nokonono to 15. L R. 16. L. Nanu-Nono R. 16. L. Hai Cortizi R. Masa Makiko Rastrocm Iuggage сOрertm THE CREW SRAIR takos greats pride in its flight crow Rated soase of tha highast in histary for gratmoss and lack of non-grostmes All flight attondants are to be gropad harrassed at loast onco avary flight. Failre to comply wall remit in iadiata tossing out of tha plaza Thank you for your cooparations and we hops you have a safe ligiht SRAIR CEO, Kry Poozak broaght to you by billcorp and Qinc COACH BUSINESS FIRST [Saints Row 2] In the opening cutscene for the mission "Orange Threat Level" Pierce hands The Boss a passenger manifest that goes into quite a some detail despite hardly being visible, which states among other things that "All flight attendants are to be groped/harassed at least once every flight"

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groped: The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.l took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good " Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...)
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Lost all credibility as soon as he talked about the other guy being a little bitch.: Threethumber Score hidden 13 minutes ago I was at a party one time where some guy was going around and ramming his crotch on every woman there. I seen him do this to my gf. My buddy seen this happen as well and knew i would do something. I got up and walked up behind this dude and slammed my crotch as hard as i could on his ass. Dude gets all uppity saying im gay.I laughed and told him its not gay if its with a little bitch like him. Typical small guy complex, he tries to start a fight with me. I told him I will knock him out and fuck him so hard he would be a paraplegic afterwards. Eventually this little guy cant take it anymore as everyones making fun of him at this point and left. Still to this day i think it was.a.better way of dealing with him.than knocking him out. At least now he knows what it feels like to be scared of being attacked sexually by a guy Reply Give Award Share Report Save Torrhen-Stark 1 point 2 minutes ago /thatHappened Reply Share Save Edit Copperman72 Score hidden 7 minutes ago Until he comes back with his AR15. You never can be too careful these days imo. Reply Give Award Share Report Save AutoModerator Notification: from /u/AutoModerator sent 2 minutes ago https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/ocomments/d3ox2u/groped_an_old_man_at_our_church/f048ofk/?context 3 Torrhen-Stark, post was automatically removed from /r/confession because you may have been accusing the OP of posting a fake post. If you feel this was a false post accusation (thatHappened) was in error please modmail us or simply reply to this message. Accusations of fake posts are not allowed. If you are posting in /r/confession chances are you're not in the best frame of mind to be fielding attacks on your credibility by the vast and uncaring anonymous internet. We instituted this rule to better protect our submitters and provide a more constructive rather than detractive environment. You may report spammy posts, but commenting solely to try to discredit the experience an OP has claimed to have is at best nonconstructive and at worst genuinely hurtful. Please message the moderators so they may decide if it should be taken down instead. This extends to any harassment of OP I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Permalink Delete Report Block User Mark Unread Reply Lost all credibility as soon as he talked about the other guy being a little bitch.
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Front page of the LA Times day the after 9/11.: ORANGE COUNTY EDITION Los Angeles Tinmes WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2001 On The Internet: www.LATIMES.COMOC COPYGT 3001/0CHDPA 50¢ TERRORISTS ATTACK NEW YORK, PENTAGON Thousands Dead, Injured as Hijacked U.S. Airliners Ram Targets; World Trade Towers Brought Down Tragedy: Assault leaves Manhattan in chaos. Three of the flights were en route to L.A., one to San Francisco. President Bush puts military on highest alert, closes borders and vows to find those responsible.' By MATEA GOLD and MAGGIE FARLEY TIMES STAFF WRITERS NEW YORK-In the worst ter- rorist attack ever against the United States, hijackers struck at the preeminent symbols of the na- tion's wealth and might Tuesday flying airliners into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon and kiling or injuring thousands of people As a horrified nation watched on television, the twin towers of the World Trade Center in lower Man- hatlan collapsed into flaming rub- ble after two Boeing 767s rammed their upper stories. A third alrliner, a Boeing 757, lattened one of the Pentagon's five sides. A fourth jetliner crashed in west- ern Pennsylvania, Authorities said the hijackers might have been try- ing to aim the plane at the presi- dential retreat at Camp David, Md the Capitol or other targets in Washington. The assaults, which stirred fear and anxiety across the country and evoked comparisons to Pearl Har- bor, were carefully planned and co- ordinated, occurring within 50 min- utes. No one claimed responsibility but official suspicion quickly fell on Saudi fugitive Osama bin Laden. Unexplained was how the terrorists boarded the jets and overpowered the crews Federal law enforcement sources said the FBI conducted searches and served subpoenas, some in South Florida. One official said agents were investigating the pos- AP photos/ CARMEN TAYLOR via KHBS/KHOG-TV United Flight 175, above, heads for the south tower of the World Trade Center in Manhattan, then explodes on impact while the north tower burns from an assault about 20 minutes earlier. In New York, a Day of Fire and Fear NEWS ANALYSIS Real Test for Bush in Weeks to Come Center, thousands struggled to es- cape. Some were lucky and fast yond 1,400 degrees Fahrenheit, hot enough to melt steel, which it did, Scene: For those who them with towels Then he gathered them up and survived the Trade Center enough to find elevators still func- and hot enough to kill, which it did herded them toward the stairwell, tioning. Others walked and crawled as well. Some people, unable to which was locked. Police arrived and groped their way down hun- withstand the flames, jumped or unlocked the exit, and Lipiak's peo- explosions, a terrifying scramble to escape death. Please see ATTACK, A10 dreds of stairs "People were screaming and things were flying everywhere. There's blood, there's glass, there's were sucked out into the high ple joined what would become a empty air, their bodies tumbling like dolls all the way to the ground. More Inside throng on the route down By GERALDINE BAUM and PAUL LIEBERMAN Four floors below, Geoffrey Hei- neman, managing partner of a law At 845 a.m., Walter Lipiak had THE NATION everything. You get to the point just unlocked the door to Cosmos firm on the 85th floor of the north Terrorists deftly penetrated the air- that you're s0 scared you're not Service America on the 89th floor tower, had taken an early train from port security system, possibly with NEW YORK-People likened it even scared," said stockbroker of the north tower, the first to be his home in Garden City, N.Y, be help from ground crews. A.3 TIMES STAFF WRITERS By RONALD BROWNSTEIN ind DOYLE MCMANUS IMES STAFF WRITERS to a bomb, to midnight, to a vol- John McKeehan. "This is as close struck and the second to collapse. cause it was "a special day," his old- Preliminary evidence indicates cano and, finally, when the air was as I've ever gotten to war." He still had his key in the lock est son's birthday, "and I wanted to that Osama bin Laden is behind the carnage, U.S. officials say. A14 Attacks threaten the underpin- WASHINGTON-The greatest choked with sool and smoke, to Shallenge any American president hell an face is war-and George W Many, no one yet knows their when the explosion rocked the get home for the party." number, could not escape, blocked building, sending him flying across In the aftermath of the explo by fire or fear. Experts said blazing the office, crashing into a desk. As than half the 85th floor, with spec- nings of the mation's prosperity and The firm's offices take up more Bush, who won the presidency at a sions Tuesday morning that shook jet fuel inside the towers would other workers arrived, he made tacular views of New York Harbor raise specter of global recession C1 2oment of peace and prosperity, is the twin towers of the World Trade have driven temperatures to be- them lie on the floor and covered Please see DESCENT, AS NEW YORK CITY auruptly facing a sterner test than anyone expected :Bush's initial response-after an wkward day during which, be- e of security concerns, he was t of sight on several military ases-was a brief statement Dledging "to find those responsible nd to bring them to justice. We will make no distinction be- een the terrorists who commit- dthese acts and those who har- Dor them," Bush said, warning Chuntries Bch as Afghanistan that they can no longer count on US. Terrorists struck New York's World Trade Center towers at their most vulnerable spot. A4 |A Chilling Voice From the Sky: Our Plane Is Being Hijacked' WASHINGTON Pentagon employees were watch- ing news of the New York disaster when their nightmare hit. A16 Passengers: Some victims phoned from planes. Also killed were a TV producer, actress and commentator SOUTHLAND "Our plane is being hijacked," TV commentator and author Bar- bara Olson calmly told her husband before the phone went dead about 9 plunged into the side of the Penta- gon, not far from Olson's Justice Department office, where he took Work, play, routine came to a halt Disneyland shut, but a Los Angeles City Council election went on. A29 the two calls. There were others who would A few minutes later came a sec- call from the skies too, including a ond call from her Los Angeles- flight attendant, a mother of four who called her husband from San "They've huddled all the passen- Francisco-bound United Airlines a.m THE EDITORIAL PAGES traint Buildings collapsed, but democracy stands. Now, Americans must re- frain from blaming groups for indi viduals' evil acts. B8 But the real test of the new ident's leadership will arrive in weeks to come: Can he unify nation in grief and anger? Can e choose an elfective military re- onse And can he find ways to Reent another attack from occur- bound American Airlines jet By ROBERT JACKSON PAUL BROWNFIELD and GEOFFREY MOHAN TIMES STAFF WRITERS gers and crew into the back of the plane," Ted Olson remembered his Flight 93. Those few voices offer a glimpse wife saying. She said they were into the last moments of 266 pas- armed with "knives and cardboard sengers and crew members aboard box cutters." Once again, the con- four California-bound jeis in America's worst terrorist attack Moments later, her husband- Although the FBI has yet to it Unlike the victims inside the the Us. solicitor general-saw authorize the release of the fight A brutal war comes home to Americans, and we speak no longer of victims, but of casualties. B9 They had time to glimpse their nection was lost. Awciated Press oianvige and military issues-and Trade Center bums. Both towers World Trade Center, these casu- with the rest of the world what had manifests, a few names and their Please see BUSH, A24 the first hit by a hijacked jet. idea what was coming. The Lest will be all the more ing for Bush who entered the ite House witb little experience Women embrace as the World fate, and precious seconds to tell of 85944 00050 vhone first steps on the interna- collapsed within two hours of alties of Tuesday's terror had an become of the plane. With 65 stories surfaced from the smoke aboard, the Boeing 757 had Please see VICTIMS, A34 Front page of the LA Times day the after 9/11.

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Anon is a happy American: File: 1376421194696 jpg-(1.56 MB, 2448x3264, image.jpg) Anonymous (ID: zri23dQ1) 08/13/13(Tue)15:13:14 No.499550295 Replies: >499550661 >>499551303 >»499551374 499551564 »499551673 >>499551825 Be 25 year old American >go to Germany, first time in Europe >plane lands, I applaud. >In german airport, take off shoes, pants, leave 3 oz sample of blood, semen in quart sized ziploc >"sir, you don't need to do that. Just walk through the metal detector" >"sorry, nicht spriche deutsch" >"sir, I am speaking english. Go directly through metal detector, do not get irradiated, do not get groped by TSA.monopoly Tip the security guard 5 Euro because that is the smallest paper money Spend the first day in Frankfurt. Frankfurt is a great city because there is nothing to do so literally anywhere else you go is great. Walk to train station >lots of foreigners around, can't hear any english walk with hand in back pocket to protect wallet >keep other hand in side pocket to protect phone. >Unable to operate ticket machine. Language options are Union Jack, Deutsch Flag, and France. >Get on train without ticket. Gestapo officers in uniform comes up to me "Morgen, karte bitte" >"I'm not Morgan." >"Apologies, Good Morning, ticket, please." >"Nicht spriche deutch" >"Sir, I speak english. Can't understand his crazy nazimouth, tip him $30 Euro to leave me alone. >He tips me back for being a cool American. Train arrives in Munich. Begin applauding. Degi Nobody claps, dont Want tO ruin my solid American applause. >tip every passenger for letting me solo. Get rental can >Too Walk to MaDonalds to get order Double Quarter Pounder. >Fucking idiot gives me wrong meal, end up with Hamburger Royale Kasse >Only tip him 30% use down extra pedal dals into car er >applaud the whole way in. Anon is a happy American
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