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        actualaster:

markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it
: Lisa M.C. Rad
 @LisaMcRad
 Disney has a dating sim mobile
 app called "Twisted Wonderland"
 and they fucking turned lago into
 a twink
 23:39 26 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
 2,912 Retweets 8,142 Likes
 FUL SCARA
actualaster:

markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

        

            
            

                
                
                    actualaster:

markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it
: Lisa M.C. Rad
 @LisaMcRad
 Disney has a dating sim mobile
 app called "Twisted Wonderland"
 and they fucking turned lago into
 a twink
 23:39 26 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
 2,912 Retweets 8,142 Likes
 FUL SCARA
actualaster:

markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        actualaster:
markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it


I am not nearly wake enough for this : Lisa M.C. Rad
 @LisaMcRad
 Disney has a dating sim mobile
 app called "Twisted Wonderland"
 and they fucking turned lago into
 a twink
 23:39 26 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
 2,912 Retweets 8,142 Likes
 FUL SCARA
actualaster:
markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it


I am not nearly wake enough for this 
        

            
            

                
                
                    actualaster:
markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it


I am not nearly wake enough for this : Lisa M.C. Rad
 @LisaMcRad
 Disney has a dating sim mobile
 app called "Twisted Wonderland"
 and they fucking turned lago into
 a twink
 23:39 26 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
 2,912 Retweets 8,142 Likes
 FUL SCARA
actualaster:
markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it


I am not nearly wake enough for this 
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        actualaster:

markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it
: Lisa M.C. Rad
 @LisaMcRad
 Disney has a dating sim mobile
 app called "Twisted Wonderland"
 and they fucking turned lago into
 a twink
 23:39 26 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
 2,912 Retweets 8,142 Likes
 FUL SCARA
actualaster:

markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

        

            
            

                
                
                    actualaster:

markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it
: Lisa M.C. Rad
 @LisaMcRad
 Disney has a dating sim mobile
 app called "Twisted Wonderland"
 and they fucking turned lago into
 a twink
 23:39 26 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
 2,912 Retweets 8,142 Likes
 FUL SCARA
actualaster:

markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        the-mighty-birdy:

actualaster:
markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it


I sincerely hate this with every fiber of my being

What fucking universe is this????: Lisa M.C. Rad
 @LisaMcRad
 Disney has a dating sim mobile
 app called "Twisted Wonderland"
 and they fucking turned lago into
 a twink
 23:39 26 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
 2,912 Retweets 8,142 Likes
 FUL SCARA
the-mighty-birdy:

actualaster:
markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it


I sincerely hate this with every fiber of my being

What fucking universe is this????
        

            
            

                
                
                    the-mighty-birdy:

actualaster:
markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it


I sincerely hate this with every fiber of my being

What fucking universe is this????: Lisa M.C. Rad
 @LisaMcRad
 Disney has a dating sim mobile
 app called "Twisted Wonderland"
 and they fucking turned lago into
 a twink
 23:39 26 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
 2,912 Retweets 8,142 Likes
 FUL SCARA
the-mighty-birdy:

actualaster:
markrial:

nootofboot:

unpretty:

antifamutantdown:

blapis-blazuli:

elisamaza:

ladyshinga:
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it


I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck 


I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.

HIS WHAT ???


This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it


I sincerely hate this with every fiber of my being

What fucking universe is this????
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        champagnesuperhoeva:
red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs
tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis 


I am all of these yet none of them at the same time: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston
 Arthur More Organ
 Holland
 Hoseas Before Broseas
 swagalicious crunchy outside,
 self-deprecating chewy center
 - "how many licks does it take
 the squad's favorite disaster
 scrappy damsel
 squares up at a moment's notice
 can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression"
 goth jock dropout just wants to settle down -
 - dumbest smart person alive
 - denies being moe
 - "wanna know how I got these scars-
 wait where are you going"
 - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break
 - "Actually, correlation is not causation"
 - thinks they're charming, is actually charming
 - constantly forgets their age
 - "back in my day
 - only one who knows what
 the fuck they're talking about
 incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up
 - one shot, one kill
 - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes"
 - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody
 - productive procrastinator
 can never hold down a relationship
 - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby
 suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions"
 - jokes hit too close to home
 - Good bad influence
 - weed friend
 Make It Work
 Guy Fieri
 Will Billiamson
 Bad Santa
 -always knows what to play at a party
 - adopts everyone on sight
 - great with kids, great with animals,
 wants to hold your baby
 - scientific evidence good girls
 want bad boys
 - tsundere
 - burns salads
 - "have you eaten today"
 - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun
 - professional alcoholic
 - always needs to borrow money
 - terrible drunk, never remembers
 what happened that night
 walks around the house in their underwear
 gives great hugs
 needs seven showers
 group's unexpected therapist
 patronus is secondhand embarrassment
 just wants to be part of the family
 "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"*
 is the party
 cultured, well-traveled and stylish;
 made for Instagram
 - *gestures to all of you* "we need
 to do something about this"
 - always starts drama, yet always
 seems to avoid it
 bad taste in literally everything,
 banned from recommending outings
 - will always have squad's back
 iron constitution, never gets sick
 - "say that to my fucking face"
 - may seem Mad, is actually Sad
 petty
 *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single
 starts the day with horoscope readings
 - Chaotic Loyal
 black coffee, leaves

 t"
 FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh)
 Bastard Millennial
 Green Hat McGuy
 "join team chat"
 - fashionable at all times, even when
 going to the grocery store
 can't do crime if you ain't cute
 -only dates fictional men
 won't leave the house for days need
 lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor
 regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor
 too nice for own good
 living boke and tsukkomi routine
 to shut up yesterday
 social interaction, naps for ten years
 it's basic hygiene
 and laying beneath the stars
 -"please stop talking"
 exhausted after two minutes of
 maybe they're born with it, maybe
 soft spot for animals, slow dancing
 cooler than you
 . living proof the scariest people
 frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion
 come in the nicest packages
 graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again"
 nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive
 every day is roast session day
 - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them,
 I'll roast me fuckin' self"
 - Has never completed No Nut November
 sings in the shower
 - adores Linkin Park
 late
 - "are you ready yet" "almost"
 - allergic to idiots
 Adam Sandler
 Regina O'George
 Let Me Speak To Your Manager
 - retired mom friend, back from retirement
 ages every time someone references
 a vine instead of responding normally
 - smokes sixty packs a day
 Goof Troop
 social norms are for dweebs
 just wants to play videogames
 - No Drama? No ProblemTM
 -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To
 Be Toppled From Throne"
 - loses shit over small things
 -THIS close to cutting someone
 and snack in peace
 shoves people in lockers to show affection
 forgets not to swear in front of other
 never forgets a birthday
 shaped like a friend
 only one in squad who can cook
 only one in squad who can drive
 people's children
 the queen of throwing down
 "fuck, sorry about that"
 given up on romance
 savwy businessowner
 resident gossip
 big problems are Whatever
 - needs therapy
 - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing
 To Love' And 'Before He Cheats'
 common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies
 - a matryoshka of pain
 - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck
 knows Wicked by heart
 - only one in squad who does taxes
 Songs Are
 unforgiveable weeb
 - villain origin story is that stubborn
 chin hair that keeps growing back
 - always says 'gg' after every game
 incredible skin care regimen
 - "just drink more water"
 award winning sailor mouth
 - Big Hair, Don't Care

 "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182
 World's Saddest Violin
 Bullshit Magician
 Expletive Noises
 Looks like a million dollars, is probably
 worth a million dollars
 - family person, loves everybody
 keeps Twitter on private
 - meows back at their cat
 - extroverted introvert
 -feels guilty for not logging into
 Animal Crossing for nine months
 thinks existence is kind of funny
 invented the word 'dapper
 - the living embodiment of when
 you try your best but you don't succeed'
 - just wants to be loved and cherished
 -great with animals, never scratched
 the life of the party, when they're
 not launching into drunken diatribes
 -smartest smart person alive
 -stays up until three in the morning
 thinking about the meaning of life
 - an essential addition to any squad
 - reads at 10,000 miles per hour
 wants to stab Banksy
 hates stan culture
 hoards comfort food beneath their desk
 gets sentimental over their Neopets
 used to hoard Beanie Babies
 - hates answering the phone
 - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms
 - needs more friends
 - stylish drunk with two hollow legs
 - never fails to speak their mind
 great at impressions
 -not-so-secretly depressed
 - regularly confuses main for private
 "just forget I said that haha"
 preserves their right hook for justice
 - stared into the void, got bored
 quotes movies when provoked
 - "That's just, like, your opinion, man."
 the most perfect teeth
 Baby Boy...Baby
 Talk Shit, Get Hit
 Mr. Krabs
 A Dog
 - soft outside, softer inside
 - never ashamed to cry
 - weak spot for pups, needs
 to pet every dog they see
 -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate
 needs to seriously reconsider things
 trolling game out of control
 A dog
 - never seems to accumulate debt,
 also never tips the waiter
 took college prep in high school
 - can't fight to save their life
 - surprisingly terrifying comebacks
 - multilingual
 gg ez clap"
 oves Bon Iver, Death Grips
 and Beyonce equally
 - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob
 workplace's local kissass
 likes to give gifts to sad friends
 living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies
 home life is a mess
 - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms
 to take one
 - adopted by everybody
 - "Oh, I won't report you...yet"
 believes they were born in the wrong era
 - has never yelled once
 - in love with the smell of old books
 - wishes on stars when no one's looking
 leaves breadcrumbs in butter
 a well-rounded tool
 - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind."
champagnesuperhoeva:
red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs
tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis 


I am all of these yet none of them at the same time
        

            
            

                
                
                    champagnesuperhoeva:
red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs
tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis 


I am all of these yet none of them at the same time: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston
 Arthur More Organ
 Holland
 Hoseas Before Broseas
 swagalicious crunchy outside,
 self-deprecating chewy center
 - "how many licks does it take
 the squad's favorite disaster
 scrappy damsel
 squares up at a moment's notice
 can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression"
 goth jock dropout just wants to settle down -
 - dumbest smart person alive
 - denies being moe
 - "wanna know how I got these scars-
 wait where are you going"
 - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break
 - "Actually, correlation is not causation"
 - thinks they're charming, is actually charming
 - constantly forgets their age
 - "back in my day
 - only one who knows what
 the fuck they're talking about
 incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up
 - one shot, one kill
 - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes"
 - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody
 - productive procrastinator
 can never hold down a relationship
 - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby
 suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions"
 - jokes hit too close to home
 - Good bad influence
 - weed friend
 Make It Work
 Guy Fieri
 Will Billiamson
 Bad Santa
 -always knows what to play at a party
 - adopts everyone on sight
 - great with kids, great with animals,
 wants to hold your baby
 - scientific evidence good girls
 want bad boys
 - tsundere
 - burns salads
 - "have you eaten today"
 - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun
 - professional alcoholic
 - always needs to borrow money
 - terrible drunk, never remembers
 what happened that night
 walks around the house in their underwear
 gives great hugs
 needs seven showers
 group's unexpected therapist
 patronus is secondhand embarrassment
 just wants to be part of the family
 "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"*
 is the party
 cultured, well-traveled and stylish;
 made for Instagram
 - *gestures to all of you* "we need
 to do something about this"
 - always starts drama, yet always
 seems to avoid it
 bad taste in literally everything,
 banned from recommending outings
 - will always have squad's back
 iron constitution, never gets sick
 - "say that to my fucking face"
 - may seem Mad, is actually Sad
 petty
 *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single
 starts the day with horoscope readings
 - Chaotic Loyal
 black coffee, leaves

 t"
 FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh)
 Bastard Millennial
 Green Hat McGuy
 "join team chat"
 - fashionable at all times, even when
 going to the grocery store
 can't do crime if you ain't cute
 -only dates fictional men
 won't leave the house for days need
 lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor
 regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor
 too nice for own good
 living boke and tsukkomi routine
 to shut up yesterday
 social interaction, naps for ten years
 it's basic hygiene
 and laying beneath the stars
 -"please stop talking"
 exhausted after two minutes of
 maybe they're born with it, maybe
 soft spot for animals, slow dancing
 cooler than you
 . living proof the scariest people
 frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion
 come in the nicest packages
 graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again"
 nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive
 every day is roast session day
 - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them,
 I'll roast me fuckin' self"
 - Has never completed No Nut November
 sings in the shower
 - adores Linkin Park
 late
 - "are you ready yet" "almost"
 - allergic to idiots
 Adam Sandler
 Regina O'George
 Let Me Speak To Your Manager
 - retired mom friend, back from retirement
 ages every time someone references
 a vine instead of responding normally
 - smokes sixty packs a day
 Goof Troop
 social norms are for dweebs
 just wants to play videogames
 - No Drama? No ProblemTM
 -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To
 Be Toppled From Throne"
 - loses shit over small things
 -THIS close to cutting someone
 and snack in peace
 shoves people in lockers to show affection
 forgets not to swear in front of other
 never forgets a birthday
 shaped like a friend
 only one in squad who can cook
 only one in squad who can drive
 people's children
 the queen of throwing down
 "fuck, sorry about that"
 given up on romance
 savwy businessowner
 resident gossip
 big problems are Whatever
 - needs therapy
 - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing
 To Love' And 'Before He Cheats'
 common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies
 - a matryoshka of pain
 - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck
 knows Wicked by heart
 - only one in squad who does taxes
 Songs Are
 unforgiveable weeb
 - villain origin story is that stubborn
 chin hair that keeps growing back
 - always says 'gg' after every game
 incredible skin care regimen
 - "just drink more water"
 award winning sailor mouth
 - Big Hair, Don't Care

 "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182
 World's Saddest Violin
 Bullshit Magician
 Expletive Noises
 Looks like a million dollars, is probably
 worth a million dollars
 - family person, loves everybody
 keeps Twitter on private
 - meows back at their cat
 - extroverted introvert
 -feels guilty for not logging into
 Animal Crossing for nine months
 thinks existence is kind of funny
 invented the word 'dapper
 - the living embodiment of when
 you try your best but you don't succeed'
 - just wants to be loved and cherished
 -great with animals, never scratched
 the life of the party, when they're
 not launching into drunken diatribes
 -smartest smart person alive
 -stays up until three in the morning
 thinking about the meaning of life
 - an essential addition to any squad
 - reads at 10,000 miles per hour
 wants to stab Banksy
 hates stan culture
 hoards comfort food beneath their desk
 gets sentimental over their Neopets
 used to hoard Beanie Babies
 - hates answering the phone
 - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms
 - needs more friends
 - stylish drunk with two hollow legs
 - never fails to speak their mind
 great at impressions
 -not-so-secretly depressed
 - regularly confuses main for private
 "just forget I said that haha"
 preserves their right hook for justice
 - stared into the void, got bored
 quotes movies when provoked
 - "That's just, like, your opinion, man."
 the most perfect teeth
 Baby Boy...Baby
 Talk Shit, Get Hit
 Mr. Krabs
 A Dog
 - soft outside, softer inside
 - never ashamed to cry
 - weak spot for pups, needs
 to pet every dog they see
 -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate
 needs to seriously reconsider things
 trolling game out of control
 A dog
 - never seems to accumulate debt,
 also never tips the waiter
 took college prep in high school
 - can't fight to save their life
 - surprisingly terrifying comebacks
 - multilingual
 gg ez clap"
 oves Bon Iver, Death Grips
 and Beyonce equally
 - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob
 workplace's local kissass
 likes to give gifts to sad friends
 living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies
 home life is a mess
 - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms
 to take one
 - adopted by everybody
 - "Oh, I won't report you...yet"
 believes they were born in the wrong era
 - has never yelled once
 - in love with the smell of old books
 - wishes on stars when no one's looking
 leaves breadcrumbs in butter
 a well-rounded tool
 - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind."
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