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I call this piece “What the heck is wrong with me?”: AT&T Wi-Fi 11:52 AM O71 % O 13% @ o 29 % l AT&T LTE 5:36 PM ll AT&T Wi-Fi ll AT&T Wi-Fi 11:16 AM 2:24 PM Julianna < Naruka Angela Jessica Today Yesterday Today Today Hey Hey ( hey! Нeyy Today Is for horses Is for horses Is for horses o 42 % Is for horses AT&T Wi-Fi 3:25 PM llAT&T Wi-Fi Delivered 9:54 AM Tara 97 % ll AT&T Wi-Fi 12:29 PM 1 0 Fabiana hahaha Today Kim Yesterday Hey hi Dec 9, 2018 Hey AT&T Wi-Fi Неyy 11:24 AM Is for horses Today Delivered o 40% lAT&T Wi-Fi 2:35 PM Is for horses Is for horses Nicole Linzi Delivered O o 43% Spotify 2:14 PM YOU MATCHED WITH NICOLE ON 2/4/19 Today Julia true Нey!! Hey iAT&T Wi-Fi 10:25 PM 8 % D - 1 Yesterday Today 11:23 AM Elle Is for horses Неy Is for horses Today AT&T Wi-Fi Today 5:48 PM Sent AT&T Wi-Fi o 81% 8:46 PM Jenny Неу Is for horses Emma Today Delivered Is for horses Today Неy Lmao Delivered Hey Is for horses AT&T Wi-Fi 2:42 PM I'm sorry. Hi Is for horses Delivered Cortney AT&T Wi-Fi 10:29 AM Delivered Lol it is AT&T Wi-Fi 6:23 PM Today Katie Jessica Hey What's up? Yesterday Today K Mail l 10 96 % 12:28 PM Неу Is for horses Angelique Hey! 39% Is for horses ll AT&T Wi-Fi 2:35 PM Today Is for horses Marlene Bumble tried to bully me into not just saying hey Hey Delivered Today but Is for horses hahah, how are you? Hey Today Delivered AT&T Wi-Fi 3:16 PM 10% 29% Is for horses Yeah it behooves you to get a bit more creative Loll Lydia Delivered How are you? AT&T Wi-Fi O 24% 11:08 PM Today Delivered 10:21 AM e o 85% Messages l Shey AT&T LTE 77% Hey 11:44 AM Kelly Justine Today Is for horses Today Неyw Today Delivered Heyy Hey Is for horses Haven't heard that in a while lo Is for horses Is for horses ll AT&T Wi-Fi o40% 1:44 PM Delivered @ o 32 % . l AT&T Wi-Fi 5:24 PM Eve Maybe if I sent hayyy Nora Today Today Нey! Hey:) Is for horses Is for horses Delivered I call this piece “What the heck is wrong with me?”

I call this piece “What the heck is wrong with me?”

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He got me there!: R 43% 20:41 Sean 4 days ago HOW YOU DOIBIPHY Hey Sean! X 3 days ago Hey yourself You know it was only last week said to my pal;'if a girl opened with a Friends quote I'd probably just marry her Oh shit, I better buy a dress! ORMAGIE COM GIPHY Should probably go out once or twice first. Just to keep everyone's parents happy Meh, fuck em Alright I like your attitude Good job really if we're getting married Tell me things What things would you like? I have much wisdom Top 5 facts about Sean Fact 1.I'm up at 5am so I must be rude and ask to continue this in the morrow if that's ok Request granted. But i want a further 5 facts 2 days ago Alright you ready? Born ready 11 have been in a coma for 2 days 2. I once played an astronaut in a Universal Studios show 3. I'll make you hate me via puns 4.I coach football. 5. I can make you laugh out loud wherever you are with one simple joke You go Excellent facts! Can you prove number 5 please? Oh shit I meant I have experienced a 2 day coma. Not the last 2 days Yes can. Why do flamingoes only lift one leg up when they stand? 1. I've never broken a bone 2. Even though I'm a strong independent woman. spiders and creepy crawlies in my house freak me tf out 3. Got 4 sisters and an army of nieces and nephews 4. My wit makes people either hate me or fall madly in love with me 5. I'm an excellent drinking buddy Go on.... Yes i gathered thats what you meant about the coma hahah If they lifted both up they'd fall Over Ok that was pretty funny Considering proved my number 5,l'd like you to do the same Deal. Name the place and time Yesterday He got me there!
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She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages: AT&T LTE 11:21 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/11/18 Woah in your second pic is that a Whirlpool 27" white commercial top-load washer?! If it's Maytag it's a dealbreaker. Sun, Feb 11, 10:29 PM Oh yeah that baby is all Whirlpool. Streamlined heavy- gauge steel front panel watertight triple-lip seal, and a deep-water wash system for vigorous cleaning action Honestly after experiencing high performance like that I wouldn't touch Maytag with a 10 foot pole Ooh yeah talk clean to me I would but that's too much pressure (specifically 116 pounds per square inch) Alright so if you had to rate the washer on a scale from 000)-000-0000 to 999)-999-9999? Sun, Feb 11, 11:32 PM Haha! Real smooth. But I prefer to get to know a guy a little better before I give out my washer ratings. They're worth a lot. How do I know you're not just a whistleblower for Maytag? I'm offended that you'd even suggest such a thing! But I feel ya hahah Then let's switch gears, how was your weekend? I've really gotta sleep now haha, I have an early morning tomorrow but I think I can trust you with my washer rating now But I swear if I ever see this on sears.com as an official review of Whirlpool I'li fight you Sent Woah that's dope! Yeah I gotta head to bed too but def wanna hear about your experience teaching English sometime Thanks for the rating, don't worry, I'll keep your love of whirlpool washers between us Good night! Type a message Send She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages

She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages

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