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Ass, Books, and Christmas: Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher) Dad: Why the hell did vou put a comma there? Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is? Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time Dad: Who should 1 dress up as for the movie premier? Dad: Hey are you awake? 1 know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. 1 need you to read this report. 1 can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for doesn't care. 1 hate her Dad: 1 need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet. her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know 1 don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and 1 have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book 1 stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it. Dad: "puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that 1 read them* Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society You aren't my son. Leave Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all 1 can afford, so ... Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass. Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know Dad: Fuck the government Dad: Fuck the school board. Dad: Close the door Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and 1 hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha, DICKens. Dad:I love puns. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes Dad: Please shut up Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music Dad: fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and 1 almost told her to get out. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too Dad: If1 have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, 1 will kill them both. Dad: They act like 1 care what they think. Dad: I hate homework. Dad: 1 have decided to become a politician. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed. JAN VIA THISISANATATTACK "I TEACH SO MANY ALESHAS SO MANY 399a2NOTE An English teacher, uncensored
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8 Mile, Meh, and Rap: Harlem anni '80. Due giovani star hollywoodiane, Mekhi Phifer ("Impostor", "8 Mile") e Wood Harris (ll sapore della vittoria"), sono i protagonisti di questa durae avvincente storia di droga, corruzione e vendetta impreziosita da una straordinaria colonna sonora! Stanco di lavorare in una lavanderia a secco, Ace (Wood Harris) è un inquieto teenager che invidia i suoi amici Mitch e Calvin, due giovani spacciatori di droga, sempre in giro con macchine di lusso e vestiti appariscenti. Cosi quando si presenta la sua occasione Ace decide di dare una svolta alla sua vita! Attirato dal guadagno facile viene coinvolto nel traffico di stupefacenti. In poco tempo Ace diventa ricco e potente, ma quando i suol amici e familiari restano vittime dei suoi traffici ha una crisi di coscienza e si rende conto di quanto è alto il prezzo da pagare per avere soldi e successo. Con la straordinaria partecipazione della star del rap Cam'ron e di Chi McBride ("Fuori in 60 secondi", "Faccia a Faccia") PAID IN FULL vi farà vivere un Damon Dash e Roc-A-Fella Films Presentano PAID IN FULL MEKHI PHIFER WOOD HARRIS CAM'RON avvincente "sogno americano. .dal lato sbagliato della strada CONTENUTI SPECIALI: .COMMENTO AUDIO DEL REGISTA N CARROLL ESA MAGRALES ELSE NEAL con CAM'RONCHI A& BRIDE&MEH PHIFER BILLY HOPKONS SUZANNE SMITH EKERRY BAR MAHER AHMA SAROSSCSC.BSCUSA MEDENTHALRON ROTHOLZ SESSE CERCKAHARN CARTER BREIT RATNER Lingue in Dolby Digital 5.1 Baliano, Inglese, Tedesco DOLBY no, Inglese, Inglese per non udent, Drammatico 94 minut Menu terattv Accesso direto alle scene FORMATO A DOPPIO STRATO: la transizione da uno strato alaitro saro una breve VIETATO A MINORI DI 14 ANNI 1.85:1 ADATTO A OGNI può sa. PO DI TELEVISORE Avvertnx.propretato deidaช ha concessotaiceriza dublizodiquesto DVD te dela reluta colomra songraj per proletion a cartere ecuamenteSUENA VISTA HOME ENTERTAINMENT Z3R DN 5290 Z3R DN 5290 8 007038 652906 DVD oTIONe da parte dela Ba Vsta Home Etertiment
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