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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Cute, Family, and Lean: vintar i was at the zoo and just kind of vagueing out lean- ing on a rail and watching the duck pond and in the background a kid started yelling "he's coming for you! he's coming for you!!" and i thought it was some game she was playing with her family or something up until i felt a little hand grab my elbow and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child staring up at me with the world's most serious expression and she said in a solemn voice he's here for you" and something reached out and grabbed my other hand it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured out that if it just waddles back and forth along the rail it can get the maximum amount of attention and headskritches with the minimum amount of flying and objectively this is very cute but at the same time this was very nearly the way that a grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo vintar # wait wtf is that the bird from the adelaide zoo??? # 1 CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A POST ABOUT MY SWORN ENEMY # he literally chases after you if you ignore him fck that guy holyshti Imao yep that's the one! i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you go "hey look at this bird" and have a complete stranger not only know where it lives, but declare that it's their nemesis charlescorvidbutwithpickles @dianagay Source: vintar 32,346 notes #this bird has a heck of a reputation Good ol bird tumblr

Cute, Family, and Lean: vintar
i was at the zoo and just kind of vagueing out lean-
ing on a rail and watching the duck pond and in
the background a kid started yelling "he's coming
for you! he's coming for you!!" and i thought it was
some game she was playing with her family or
something up until i felt a little hand grab my elbow
and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child
staring up at me with the world's most serious
expression and she said in a solemn voice
he's here for you"
and something reached out and grabbed my other
hand
it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured
out that if it just waddles back and forth along the
rail it can get the maximum amount of attention
and headskritches with the minimum amount of
flying and objectively this is very cute but at the
same time this was very nearly the way that a
grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo
vintar
# wait wtf is that the bird from the adelaide
zoo??? # 1 CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A POST
ABOUT MY SWORN ENEMY # he literally chases
after you if you ignore him fck that guy holyshti
Imao yep that's the one!
i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you
go "hey look at this bird" and have a complete
stranger not only know where it lives, but declare
that it's their nemesis
charlescorvidbutwithpickles
@dianagay
Source: vintar
32,346 notes
#this bird has a heck of a reputation
Good ol bird tumblr

Cute, Family, and Lean: vintar
i was at the zoo and just kind of vagueing out lean-
ing on a rail and watching the duck pond and in
the background a kid started yelling "he's coming
for you! he's coming for you!!" and i thought it was
some game she was playing with her family or
something up until i felt a little hand grab my elbow
and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child
staring up at me with the world's most serious
expression and she said in a solemn voice
he's here for you"
and something reached out and grabbed my other
hand
it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured
out that if it just waddles back and forth along the
rail it can get the maximum amount of attention
and headskritches with the minimum amount of
flying and objectively this is very cute but at the
same time this was very nearly the way that a
grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo
vintar
# wait wtf is that the bird from the adelaide
zoo??? # 1 CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A POST
ABOUT MY SWORN ENEMY # he literally chases
after you if you ignore him fck that guy holyshti
Imao yep that's the one!
i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you
go "hey look at this bird" and have a complete
stranger not only know where it lives, but declare
that it's their nemesis
charlescorvidbutwithpickles
@dianagay
Source: vintar
32,346 notes
#this bird has a heck of a reputation
Good ol bird tumblr

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Cute, Family, and Lean: vintar i was at the zoo and just kind of vagueing out lean- ing on a rail and watching the duck pond and in the background a kid started yelling "he's coming for you! he's coming for you!!" and i thought it was some game she was playing with her family or something up until felt a little hand grab my elbow and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child staring up at me with the world's most serious expression and she said in a solemn voice "he's here for you" and something reached out and grabbed my other hand it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured out that if it just waddles back and forth along the rail it can get the maximum amount of attention and headskritches with the minimum amount of flying and objectively this is very cute but at the same time this was very nearly the way that a grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo vintar #wait wtf is that the bird from the adelaide zoo??? #1CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A POST ABOUT MY SWORN ENEMY #he literally chases after you if you ignore him fck that guy holyshti Imao yep that's the one! i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you go "hey look at this bird" and have a complete stranger not only know where it lives, but declare that it's their nemesis charlescorvidbutwithpickles @dianagay #this bird has a heck of a reputation Source: vintar 32,346 notes Good ol’ bird tumblr

Cute, Family, and Lean: vintar
i was at the zoo and just kind of vagueing out lean-
ing on a rail and watching the duck pond and in
the background a kid started yelling "he's coming
for you! he's coming for you!!" and i thought it was
some game she was playing with her family or
something up until felt a little hand grab my elbow
and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child
staring up at me with the world's most serious
expression and she said in a solemn voice
"he's here for you"
and something reached out and grabbed my other
hand
it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured
out that if it just waddles back and forth along the
rail it can get the maximum amount of attention
and headskritches with the minimum amount of
flying and objectively this is very cute but at the
same time this was very nearly the way that a
grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo
vintar
#wait wtf is that the bird from the adelaide
zoo??? #1CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A POST
ABOUT MY SWORN ENEMY #he literally chases
after you if you ignore him fck that guy holyshti
Imao yep that's the one!
i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you
go "hey look at this bird" and have a complete
stranger not only know where it lives, but declare
that it's their nemesis
charlescorvidbutwithpickles
@dianagay
#this bird has a heck of a reputation
Source: vintar
32,346 notes
Good ol’ bird tumblr

Cute, Family, and Lean: vintar
i was at the zoo and just kind of vagueing out lean-
ing on a rail and watching the duck pond and in
the background a kid started yelling "he's coming
for you! he's coming for you!!" and i thought it was
some game she was playing with her family or
something up until felt a little hand grab my elbow
and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child
staring up at me with the world's most serious
expression and she said in a solemn voice
"he's here for you"
and something reached out and grabbed my other
hand
it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured
out that if it just waddles back and forth along the
rail it can get the maximum amount of attention
and headskritches with the minimum amount of
flying and objectively this is very cute but at the
same time this was very nearly the way that a
grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo
vintar
#wait wtf is that the bird from the adelaide
zoo??? #1CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A POST
ABOUT MY SWORN ENEMY #he literally chases
after you if you ignore him fck that guy holyshti
Imao yep that's the one!
i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you
go "hey look at this bird" and have a complete
stranger not only know where it lives, but declare
that it's their nemesis
charlescorvidbutwithpickles
@dianagay
#this bird has a heck of a reputation
Source: vintar
32,346 notes
Good ol’ bird tumblr

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Cute, Family, and Lmao: vintar: vintar i was at the zoo andjust kind of vagueing out leaning on a rail and watching the duck pond and in the background a kid started yelling "he's coming foryou! he's coming foryou!!"and i thought it was some game she was playing with her family or something up until i felt a little hand grab my elbow and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child staring up at me with the world's most serious expression and she said in a solemn voice he's here foryou" and something reached out and grabbed my other hand it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured out that if it just waddles back and forth along the rail it can get the maximum amount of attention and headskritches with the minimum amount of flying and objectively this is very cute but at the same time this was very nearly the way that a grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo the THERE'S APOSTABOUTMYSWORNENEMY #heliteralluchases lmao yep that's the one! i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you go "hey look at this bird"and have a complete stranger not only know where it lives, but declare that it's their nemesis Tumblr goes to the zoo

Cute, Family, and Lmao: vintar:
vintar
i was at the zoo andjust kind of vagueing out leaning on a rail
and watching the duck pond and in the background a kid
started yelling "he's coming foryou! he's coming foryou!!"and
i thought it was some game she was playing with her family or
something up until i felt a little hand grab my elbow and looked
down to see this tiny wide-eyed child staring up at me with the
world's most serious expression and she said in a solemn voice
he's here foryou"
and something reached out and grabbed my other hand
it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured out that if it just
waddles back and forth along the rail it can get the maximum
amount of attention and headskritches with the minimum
amount of flying and objectively this is very cute but at the
same time this was very nearly the way that a grown adult
died of a heart attack at the zoo
the
THERE'S APOSTABOUTMYSWORNENEMY #heliteralluchases
lmao yep that's the one!
i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you go "hey look at this
bird"and have a complete stranger not only know where it lives, but
declare that
it's their nemesis
Tumblr goes to the zoo

Cute, Family, and Lmao: vintar:
vintar
i was at the zoo andjust kind of vagueing out leaning on a rail
and watching the duck pond and in the background a kid
started yelling "he's coming foryou! he's coming foryou!!"and
i thought it was some game she was playing with her family or
something up until i felt a little hand grab my elbow and looked
down to see this tiny wide-eyed child staring up at me with the
world's most serious expression and she said in a solemn voice
he's here foryou"
and something reached out and grabbed my other hand
it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured out that if it just
waddles back and forth along the rail it can get the maximum
amount of attention and headskritches with the minimum
amount of flying and objectively this is very cute but at the
same time this was very nearly the way that a grown adult
died of a heart attack at the zoo
the
THERE'S APOSTABOUTMYSWORNENEMY #heliteralluchases
lmao yep that's the one!
i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you go "hey look at this
bird"and have a complete stranger not only know where it lives, but
declare that
it's their nemesis
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