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Batman, Chipotle, and College: rosslynpaladin throwtime throwtime I'm about to have a fun afternoorn So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses She trains, for free mind you, three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and. wait for it.. a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence Arrival: So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of i'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for." Retrieval So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items. The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough,I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.... He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich Because you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did you say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit. So l explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads al standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... Chipotle?" And we all got burrito bowls What a great day Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vengeance. I love this whole story Source: throwtime 148,102 notes
Batman, Chipotle, and College: rosslynpaladin throwtime throwtime I'm about to have a fun afternoorn So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses She trains, for free mind you, three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and. wait for it.. a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence Arrival: So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of i'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for." Retrieval So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items. The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough,I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.... He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich Because you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did you say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit. So l explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads al standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... Chipotle?" And we all got burrito bowls What a great day Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vengeance. I love this whole story Source: throwtime 148,102 notes
Batman, Beautiful, and College: 60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without vio Arrival: Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house, Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this ่‡€.al s9%ยท9:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, e looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The s were just randomly picking up back down. Just showing off how strong n case the wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, 7:24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in I5 So the autobots rolled out and headed rl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up, We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff that. We told her that we went to see her exใ€"OMG what did you say to him?" delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwa.rdly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale, Start to fmish.
Batman, Chipotle, and College: duskirises-cinnacorn rosslynpaladin throwtime throwtime I'm about to have a fun afternoon So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses She trains, for free mind you three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence Arrival: So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of i'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for." Retrieval So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items. The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough,I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.... He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich Because"you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes Delivery So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did you say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit" So l explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads al standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like 'So.... Chipotle?" And we all got burrito bowls What a great day Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vengeance. I love this whole story Source: throwtime 148,102 notes
Batman, Beautiful, and College: 60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for This should make for an interesting story. So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without vio Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guyg, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-g0olbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, e looks at this weird threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking Retrieval: re all walking through the house So we' gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wess e letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him 24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then who take was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 5 So the autobots rolled out and headed rl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff was that. We told her that we went to see her ex, "M what did you say to him? delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff, she went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could fmd, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a great eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale, Start to fmish. Personal trainer's clients rob her jealous ex's house

Personal trainer's clients rob her jealous ex's house

Batman, Beautiful, and Boxing: 2 throwtime I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him, She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and.. wait for it...a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story. So everyone who commented on this bein like the avengers, you are absolutely right, That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without VIO So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all grants (n estimated combi I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy y but something about n his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking Or So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you, We are completely guessing. W tell her we were coming, therefore no list of items.The only one really being we had ctive waS legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up ting back down. Just showing off how strong ey were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because โ€œyou guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in I5 minutes. Delivery So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when wฮต rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "0M what did you say to him? Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked โ€œwtf is all that shit." So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads al standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like โ€œSo chipottle?" And we all got burrito bowls. great day. thedragonflywarri This is literally the most beautiful and thrillinq tale. Start to fimish.
Batman, Beautiful, and College: 60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her, She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it... .a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story. So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without vio Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door frst and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this ่‡€.al s9%. 9:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, fe looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking nd one guy Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up it over, and back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, 7:24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it undler control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in I5 So the autobots rolled out and headed rl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up, We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't, She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff that. We told her that we went to see her ex, โ€œOMG what did you say to him?" delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwa.rdly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a great eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilline tale, Start to fmish
Batman, Beautiful, and College: 60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her, She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story. So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without vio Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house, Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door frst and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this ่‡€.al s9%ว q:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, fHe looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking nd one guy Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, 7:24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it undler control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 5 Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed r's spot. She was up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't, She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff that. We told her that we went to see her ex, "M what did you say to him? delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a great eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilline tale, Start to fmish
Batman, Beautiful, and College: 60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without Arrival: Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house, Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant inebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this ่‡€.al s9%ว q:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, fe looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking nd one guy Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, 7:24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it undler control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 5 Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed rl's spot. She was up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't, She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and t that. We told her that we went to see her ex, "M what did you say to him? delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a great eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilline tale, Start to fmish
Batman, College, and Creepy: I'm about to have a fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her. This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence. Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-8oolbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal Hapkรกdo guy and the wresterto the doritndde anwers,sereams at them, and then slams the door in their face. decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one gu batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for." y perched on his banister like So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house, walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.โ€ฆ He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes Delive ry: So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did you say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit." So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. waslike o.., chipoltle?" And n standing awkwardly with this What a great day 12:31AMI URL: (Notes: 429,996) Muscular strangers ransack a mean ex-boyfriend's house and make an egg salad sandwich

Muscular strangers ransack a mean ex-boyfriend's house and make an egg salad sandwich

Batman, Beautiful, and College: 60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without Arrival: Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house, Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant inebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this ่‡€.al s9%ว q:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, fe looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking nd one guy Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, 7:24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it undler control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 5 Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed rl's spot. She was up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't, She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and t that. We told her that we went to see her ex, "M what did you say to him? delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a great eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilline tale, Start to fmish
Batman, Beautiful, and College: I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her, She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without vio Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house, Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door frst and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this ่‡€.al s9%ว q:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, fe looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up it over, and back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 5 Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed r's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up, We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff that. We told her that we went to see her ex, "M what did you say to him? delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilline tale, Start to fmish Literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale of heroism

Literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale of heroism

Batman, Beautiful, and College: 60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without vio Arrival: Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house, Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this ่‡€.al s9%ยท9:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, e looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The s were just randomly picking up back down. Just showing off how strong n case the wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, 7:24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in I5 So the autobots rolled out and headed rl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up, We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff that. We told her that we went to see her exใ€"OMG what did you say to him?" delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwa.rdly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a great eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale, Start to fmish. A personal trainer of linebackers and navy seals has an ex boyfriend who won't give her stuff back, you won't believe what happens next!

A personal trainer of linebackers and navy seals has an ex boyfriend who won't give her stuff back, you won't believe what happens next!

Batman, Beautiful, and College: 60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without vio Arrival: Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house, Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this ่‡€.al s9%ยท9:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, e looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The s were just randomly picking up back down. Just showing off how strong n case the wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, 7:24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in I5 So the autobots rolled out and headed rl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up, We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff that. We told her that we went to see her exใ€"OMG what did you say to him?" delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwa.rdly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a great eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale, Start to fmish. Sorry about the font

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Batman, Boxing, and Cheating: to 7 4G 60% 9:23 PM I'm about to have a fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. which she refuses. She trains for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her. This should make for an interesting story. So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence. Arrival: So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the frst box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit." So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So chipoltle?" And we al got burrito bowls. What a great day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale. Start to finish. wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.... He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes. Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did you say to him?" THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. the was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for. Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items. The only one really being productive was tapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing The Avengers Retrieve their Personal-Trainer's Goods!

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