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✎✐✎ ↯ ⇢ Okay but this is literally me lmao ↯ ⇢ Happy Chinese New Year's Eve to all my Chinese followers and anyone else who's celebrating it :) have a good one! ↯ ⇢ Please check out the tagged account! They make amazing edits and are featured this week :) ✎✐✎ Birthday(s) Of The Day 👇🏼🎂🎉 ⇢ It's actually my father's birthday today aha ✎✐✎ My Other Accounts: ⇢ @TheWizardWeekly - [ account for blended-video-aesthetic edits ] ⇢ @MarvelsWomen - [ co-owned Marvel account ] ⇢ @HPTexts - [ co-owned Harry Potter text messages account ] ⇢ @LumosTutorials - [ co-owned instagram tutorial account ] ✎✐✎ QOTD : If you could be any villain, who would you be? AOTD : I'd want to be either Loki, Typhoid Mary, Selene or The Enchantress: You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late. potterweekly Joke's on you, Im going to hate myself either way. ✎✐✎ ↯ ⇢ Okay but this is literally me lmao ↯ ⇢ Happy Chinese New Year's Eve to all my Chinese followers and anyone else who's celebrating it :) have a good one! ↯ ⇢ Please check out the tagged account! They make amazing edits and are featured this week :) ✎✐✎ Birthday(s) Of The Day 👇🏼🎂🎉 ⇢ It's actually my father's birthday today aha ✎✐✎ My Other Accounts: ⇢ @TheWizardWeekly - [ account for blended-video-aesthetic edits ] ⇢ @MarvelsWomen - [ co-owned Marvel account ] ⇢ @HPTexts - [ co-owned Harry Potter text messages account ] ⇢ @LumosTutorials - [ co-owned instagram tutorial account ] ✎✐✎ QOTD : If you could be any villain, who would you be? AOTD : I'd want to be either Loki, Typhoid Mary, Selene or The Enchantress

✎✐✎ ↯ ⇢ Okay but this is literally me lmao ↯ ⇢ Happy Chinese New Year's Eve to all my Chinese followers and anyone else who's celebrating...

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