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ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: jhinnua: ms-demeanor: Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS. Featuring Helpful Sections such as: Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone What the Everloving Fuck is Probate Some Simple Dos and Don’ts Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials How to plan a non-religious death party So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures. It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death. I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together. Good luck! (in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit) @ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but it’s still a business so I don’t want to post without permission. YES, please share it! And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (”@ms-demeanor on tumblr” is fine) but you don’t even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! I’m universally  OK if people share these links so long as you’re not selling the booklet. I’m actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as they’re handed out for free. Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. But things were still harder than they needed to be. We’d talked about a death planning workbook because I’d found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died. You know what’s better than regretting that you couldn’t afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK. I mean, I don’t begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. I’m sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate. But death is expensive and living ain’t cheap. This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing that’s there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. Hey all if you’re new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit you’re going to be dealing with. : So You're Confronting Your Own Mortality or Preparing for the End or Some Dipshit Up and Died and Now I'm Stuck Dealing With This Mess ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: jhinnua: ms-demeanor: Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS. Featuring Helpful Sections such as: Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone What the Everloving Fuck is Probate Some Simple Dos and Don’ts Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials How to plan a non-religious death party So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures. It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death. I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together. Good luck! (in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit) @ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but it’s still a business so I don’t want to post without permission. YES, please share it! And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (”@ms-demeanor on tumblr” is fine) but you don’t even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! I’m universally  OK if people share these links so long as you’re not selling the booklet. I’m actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as they’re handed out for free. Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. But things were still harder than they needed to be. We’d talked about a death planning workbook because I’d found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died. You know what’s better than regretting that you couldn’t afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK. I mean, I don’t begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. I’m sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate. But death is expensive and living ain’t cheap. This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing that’s there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. Hey all if you’re new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit you’re going to be dealing with.
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Imagine going to a friend’s house and being greeted like this via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VglmLF: My friend's dogs pick up a pillow every time someone enters the house. mehcoconut malibujojo: lumos5001 1nkblots spookymays #HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW That.. actualy seems like a realy smart idea? I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animai to start doing something most of the time. So. solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don't bark at the person because (a) they're distracted searching for the pilliow and (D) its kind of hard to bark when you've got a pilow in your mouth that's seriously briliant My parents dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the defaut, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog He also has four pigs. and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he nas, the Great Pig of Honour #have never loved dogs more than in this moment Imagine going to a friend’s house and being greeted like this via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VglmLF

Imagine going to a friend’s house and being greeted like this via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VglmLF

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scars-and-serpents: weasowl: blackqueerblog: Exactly at this point adding a kid to this world would almost be selfish so which is it? Are we going to implode because there’s not enough people, or are we in danger of toppling our economy if we allow refugees and immigrants in? Like, it can’t possibly be both Racism is one hell of a drug : U.S. News USNEWS Follow @usnews The number of babies born in the U.S. has dropped to the point that Americans aren't having enough babies to replace a generation. Americans Aren't Having Enough Babies to Replace a Generation The number of babies born in the country has dropped four years in a row, a new CDC report says usnews.com dnomaid Follow @imdiamondrivera The economy sucks. Finding a job is harder than ever no matter what degree you have. Minimum wage isn't ACTUALLY a wage you can live on. The air and water is polluted. Racism and the divide just gets larger and larger by the day. Why would we want kids? U.S. News@usnews The number of babies born in the U.S. has dropped to the point that Americans aren't having enough babies to replace a generation. nytv.to/a5xo 4:18 AM 17 Jul 2019 24,617 Retweets 59,085 Likes scars-and-serpents: weasowl: blackqueerblog: Exactly at this point adding a kid to this world would almost be selfish so which is it? Are we going to implode because there’s not enough people, or are we in danger of toppling our economy if we allow refugees and immigrants in? Like, it can’t possibly be both Racism is one hell of a drug
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hella-lugosi: sciencebranchblues: rhan-hastur: akitchenwitch: shpider-synthpop: retrocatte: shpider-synthpop: Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa  Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath. Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me. Babymetal with Rob Halford Joakim from Sabaton also makes music with them now. Sabaton supports Babymetal: Rob Zombie İhr.@ backstage with my new pals BABY METAL Like Commentare Comment →Share Bruce Cashman Are you kidding me Rob? Baby Metal is J-Pop, not Metal. But to each their own I guess.. Like Reply 103 1 h View previous replies Rob Zombiethese three girls had more energy that 90 percent of the bands we play with. Unlike Reply 1,078-1 hr View more replies Cody Higgins They are awful. This is lame. I love you Rob, but shame on you Like Reply 296.1 hr Rob ZombieThey roll harder than you. Unlike Reply 773-1 hr View more replies hella-lugosi: sciencebranchblues: rhan-hastur: akitchenwitch: shpider-synthpop: retrocatte: shpider-synthpop: Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa  Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath. Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me. Babymetal with Rob Halford Joakim from Sabaton also makes music with them now. Sabaton supports Babymetal
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hella-lugosi: sciencebranchblues: rhan-hastur: akitchenwitch: shpider-synthpop: retrocatte: shpider-synthpop: Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa  Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath. Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me. Babymetal with Rob Halford : Rob Zombie İhr.@ backstage with my new pals BABY METAL Like Commentare Comment →Share Bruce Cashman Are you kidding me Rob? Baby Metal is J-Pop, not Metal. But to each their own I guess.. Like Reply 103 1 h View previous replies Rob Zombiethese three girls had more energy that 90 percent of the bands we play with. Unlike Reply 1,078-1 hr View more replies Cody Higgins They are awful. This is lame. I love you Rob, but shame on you Like Reply 296.1 hr Rob ZombieThey roll harder than you. Unlike Reply 773-1 hr View more replies hella-lugosi: sciencebranchblues: rhan-hastur: akitchenwitch: shpider-synthpop: retrocatte: shpider-synthpop: Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa  Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath. Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me. Babymetal with Rob Halford
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hella-lugosi: sciencebranchblues: rhan-hastur: akitchenwitch: shpider-synthpop: retrocatte: shpider-synthpop: Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa  Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath. Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me. Babymetal with Rob Halford : Rob Zombie İhr.@ backstage with my new pals BABY METAL Like Commentare Comment →Share Bruce Cashman Are you kidding me Rob? Baby Metal is J-Pop, not Metal. But to each their own I guess.. Like Reply 103 1 h View previous replies Rob Zombiethese three girls had more energy that 90 percent of the bands we play with. Unlike Reply 1,078-1 hr View more replies Cody Higgins They are awful. This is lame. I love you Rob, but shame on you Like Reply 296.1 hr Rob ZombieThey roll harder than you. Unlike Reply 773-1 hr View more replies hella-lugosi: sciencebranchblues: rhan-hastur: akitchenwitch: shpider-synthpop: retrocatte: shpider-synthpop: Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa  Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath. Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me. Babymetal with Rob Halford
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