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An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel: THE SPELLBINDING NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hartty Potter CH A P TER THIRTEEN THE HANDSOME ONE he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive," confessed the reasonable Hermione 271. CHADTER THIRTEE N "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds. "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated, quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done. "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings." The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain. "I think it's closed," he noticed. "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried. Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters who looked bad. "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater. "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek. "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's magic 272 THE HANDSOME ONE Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment. "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely saic How To Dance. so Hermione dipped his face in mud. Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly. ermione nodded encour Eater was wearing a shirt that said Hermione Has Forgotten Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched. "Not so handsome now." thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been. The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded. Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at school The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: You are Hagrid now." CH A P TER T HIR TEE N We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus. The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe. "I'm Harry Potter, Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy! An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel

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It’s all fun and gameshttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: So today was stressful. However, there was one part of work today that did make me happy. While checking out a patient, I noticed that there was a little girl of about 6 to 7 years old wearing a Harry Potter shirt. Naturally being a fan of HP, I asked her who her favorite character was. It wasn't Harry, Hermione, Ron, or even Dumbledore. In fact it was Hagrid. Why? Because "He gets to take care of the animals and creatures in the forest. I love animals and so he's my hero. And besides, he's fuzzy looking." When I told her that he was one of my favorites as well, she asked what my name was. As soon as I told her, she started jumping up and down and told me myname sounded like Weasley. I laughed and acknowledged her statement. After she calmed down, she then asked, "Are you really a wizard?" I smiled softly, winked and whispered back, "Don't tell anyone, but I'm from the Ministry of Magic. I'm here undercover because I'm helping out by looking for future Hogwarts students." That's when her adrenaline kicked in and she asked really excitedly, "Do you think I can be a student?!" I patted her head and said, "I could tell you have a lot of magic in you. So who knows? You may get an Owl at your mailbox in a few years." All the meanwhile, the parent was sort of laughing to herself while this went down. But to be honest, to see the light brighten in a kid from something as small as loving a book series (regardless of whether or not she just watched the movies) made my heart melt. And after that, the day went by pretty fast. Moral of the story is that no matter what you find stressful in the day, no matter how glum it may seem, there's always magic everywhere you look. Even in a kid's laughter and excitement. :) Like · Comment Share 9 hours ago near Cinco Ranch, TX O 20 people ike this. MUGGLENET MEMES.COM The #2 most addicting site IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES until she turns eleven and her owl doesn't come 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM It’s all fun and gameshttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

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<p>Found this on my facebook feed and thought you guys would love it! <a href="http://ift.tt/1ABre48">http://ift.tt/1ABre48</a></p>: So today was stressful. However, there was one part of work today that did make me happy While checking out a patient, I noticed that there was a little girl of about 6 to 7 years old wearing a Harry Potter shirt. Naturally being a farn of HP, I asked her who her favorite character was. It wasn't Harry Hermione, Ron, or even Dumbledore. In fact it was Hagrid. Why? Because "He gets to take care of the animals and creatures in the forest. I love animals and so he's my hero. And besides, he's fuzzy looking." When I told her that he was one of my favorites as well, she asked what my name was. As soon as I told her, she started jumping up and down and told me myname sounded like Weasley. I laughed and acknowledged her statement. After she calmed down, she then asked, Are you really a wizard?" I smiled softly, winked and whispered back, "Don't tell anyone, but I'm from the Ministry of Magic. I'm here undercover because I'm helping out by looking for future Hogwarts students." That's when her adrenaline kicked in and she asked really excitedly, "Do you think I can be a student?!" I patted her head and said, "I could tell you have a lot of magic in you So who knows? You may get an Owl at your mailbox in a few years." All the meanwhile, the parent was sort of laughing to herself while this went down. But to be honest, to see the light brighten in a kid from something as small as loving a book series (regardless of whether or not she just watched the movies) made my heart melt. And after that, the day went by pretty fast. Moral of the story is that no matter what you find stressful in the day, no matter how glum it may seem, there's always magic everywhere you look. Even in a kid's laughter and excitement. ) Like . Comment . Share . 9 hours ago near Cinco Ranch, TX . 20 people like this. Like this? You'll hate MUGGLENET MEMES.COM <p>Found this on my facebook feed and thought you guys would love it! <a href="http://ift.tt/1ABre48">http://ift.tt/1ABre48</a></p>

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Looks Like Harryhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever. Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes." • "Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it. • "Nice socks, Potter,' Moody growled as he passed, his magical eye staring through Harry's robes." • "Everyone seems quite relieved, though, considering they all knew l'd get off,' said Harry, smiling." · Hagrid's pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds." . "Potter, you can skin Malfoy's shrivelfig" "It's no wonder I can't get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they're tight." • "He could feel it vibrating and let go; it hung in midair, unsupported, at exactly the right height for him to mount it." . "When I came out it bobbed along a bit and I followed it behind the shed and then it...well, it went inside me." • "Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's." %3D "She tasted /disgusting/, worse than Gurdyroots! Okay, Ron, come here so I can do you..." • "Mr. Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry's wand than anyone else's." · What did he do to you, Diddy?" Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley's leather jacket. "Was it- was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use- his thing?" "Instead he contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight." • Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy." • "But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out." And my personal favourite: "Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron." LOOKS LIKE HARRY was getting creative with his wand TASTE OF AWESOME.COM You're probably better off not going to Looks Like Harryhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

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