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America, Apparently, and Beautiful: dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don’t want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry *group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say. Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:  Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered. Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced. The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.”  Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House” The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone) It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.” This was adorable lmao Waffle Houses are also kind of popular places to get shot at but other than that it’s pretty dank
Charlie, Fucking, and Gif: heute SHOW heute SHOW heute SHOW <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/175941284852/theindependentconservative-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://theindependentconservative.tumblr.com/post/175940890585/lastsonlost-ricwulf-priceofliberty" class="tumblr_blog">theindependentconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/175912880127/ricwulf-priceofliberty-luchadoreofliberty" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ricwulf.tumblr.com/post/175912603896/priceofliberty-luchadoreofliberty" class="tumblr_blog">ricwulf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/175903657618/luchadoreofliberty-icantlearngerman" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://luchadoreofliberty.tumblr.com/post/175899273086/icantlearngerman-dragoni-like-charlie" class="tumblr_blog">luchadoreofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://icantlearngerman.tumblr.com/post/175859118817/dragoni-like-charlie-chaplins-great" class="tumblr_blog">icantlearngerman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dragoni.tumblr.com/post/175857691217/like-charlie-chaplins-great-dictator-before" class="tumblr_blog">dragoni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p> Like Charlie Chaplin’s ‘Great Dictator’ before, the Trump baby blimp is rapidly earning its rightful place in the history of political satire. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/trump?src=hash">#<b>trump</b></a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpUKVisit?src=hash">#<b>TrumpUKVisit</b></a> <br/></p> <p> <a href="https://twitter.com/jelle_simons">Jelle Simons‏ @<b>jelle_simons</b></a> - July 13, 2018<br/></p> </blockquote> <h2> <b>Sending photos to the <a href="http://time.com/5308542/trump-presidential-records-nixon/">National Archives for safekeeping as historical records</a>  #<a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23TrumpLibrary&amp;src=typd">TrumpLibrary </a></b><br/></h2> </blockquote> <p>German media ist die besten!!!</p> <p>😂🍊😂👊</p> </blockquote> <p>This is no way the same as Chaplin’s Great Dictator. I mean seriously? Chaplin’s film is a work of art. This is just a balloon baby. </p> </blockquote> <p>this fucking balloon is the most forced meme I have ever seen<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m loving how many on the left are eating it up too.</p> <p>I mean, what else can they do at this point? Admit they wasted $30k? Admit that it was way smaller than they envisioned? Admit that they were only being allowed (oi, you got a licence for that mate!) to fly it for two hours?</p> <p>They’re forcing this meme because they need it to work. Nobody thinks this is insulting to Trump. Not a single person. It’s just embarrassing that people think this is in any way cutting.</p> </blockquote> <p>Are you telling me that $30,000 dollars that could have been used to <b>ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE</b> was wasted on a freaking balloon?</p> <h1><b>ARE YOU KICKING SHITTING ME?</b></h1> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="393" data-orig-width="460" data-tumblr-attribution="n-wordbelike:Gji7JlkLipQnH5pkwt1Z6w:ZtCBRg29dWP7E"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bc27e9fcf42ac43a77d048a70a90efb4/tumblr_oaopabA06y1vayxj5o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="393" data-orig-width="460"/></figure><p>Please tell me I’m being trolled.</p> </blockquote> <p>The balloon wasn’t even that good.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>Them:</b>  LOL WE SHOWED DRUMF WITH OUR £16,000 MEME BALLOON DRUMPFKINS BTFO WE BEAT THE NAZIS AGAIN JUST LIKE IN WWII</p> <p><b>Anyone with half a brain:</b></p> <figure data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2212afd497d8b1f9a2d8c6d10bcbbbd0/tumblr_inline_pby29iB8uK1u3zna7_540.gif" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote> <p>It’s just hilariously embarrassing</p>
Family, Love, and Target: cieldoberman: I love the #StevenUniverse  family, they all deserve a nap after what they’ve been through!

cieldoberman: I love the #StevenUniverse  family, they all deserve a nap after what they’ve been through!

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us-ice-dance: Mannequin Challenge: @TeamUSA Edition.  #WinterOlympics : @RalphLauren