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Funny, Life, and Lmao: When you forgot to text her goodnight. And wake up to "hope you have a good life" Smh tag her lmao

Smh tag her lmao

Funny, Life, and Lmao: When you forgot to text her goodnight. And wake up to "hope you have a good life" Smh tag her lmao

Smh tag her lmao

Clothes, Dank, and Lazy: UNILAD 78 Foldi This clothes folder is a must-have for lazy people like me 😂👏 Rich DeMuro

Bitch, Tbh, and Good: All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. My eyebrows are subpar tbh

Apple, Friends, and Future: @1future's Jumpin on a Jet" has reached #1 on US Apple Music. future second single off of his new album thewizrd doing big numbers‼️ Have you heard his new album yet⁉️ 📸: @tkfor95 Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

future second single off of his new album thewizrd doing big numbers‼️ Have you heard his new album yet⁉️ 📸: @tkfor95 Follow @bars for more ...

Physics, Bagel, and Three: Jake @dubiousrhetoric [after I cut a bagel] would you like the side that is somehow three times larger than the original bagel or the side that is the first object ever to have only two dimensions 2/18/18, 10:04 AM 23.1K Retweets 112K Likes Physics-defying bagels

Physics-defying bagels

Ass, Life, and Shit: valking @_valking Follow All these were on , y'll be carcul Ask for a baby picture. 12:25 PM 23 Jul 2018 1,198 Retweets 3,159 Likes HOOD VOGUE Following @kxyonn Y'all are super disrespectful to trans people for absolutely no reason.... they really justbe dg he busins and here y'all go.. valking @_valking All these were once men, y'all be carefl.... 1:38 PM- 25 Jul 2018 krissy blake @krissyblakexo 7h some of them literally lie tho and go about it as if they were born like that and that's not right O 137 emilie @gorrissey Follow Replying to @krissyblakexo @kxyonn iras people have literally e udered for saying they're trans....I would lie to if it meant my life 5:57 PM-25 Jul 2018 laurdlannister-kingslayer: insanelycoolish: EXACTLY Notice its a girl saying that shit, y’all telling ‘em to be careful for what so he can fuck your dusty ass instead?

Funny, Memes, and Wake: do you ever have a plan to wake up early and suddenly it's 1pm and you're stillin bed? Aasarcasm, only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Music, Duke, and Amazing: ed-nygma-variations i have a friend who is colorblind i have another friend with synesthesia where she sees colors when she listens to music my colorbind friend has always wanted to see color and because my friend with synesthesia and my colorblind friend have the same taste in music, she describes color to my colorblind friend by relating it back to music like "the sky is duke ellington's satin doll" and it is the purest thing this is what pure friendship is maneth985 that's so weirdly amazing pure friendship

pure friendship

Memes, Best, and Ghost: @sadpradaboy The number of Giraffes have dropped by 40% over the last 30 years, mainly as a result of human activity. They are officially endangered @BestMemes Ghost @KillianTrill999 If we lose Giraffes then everybody getting fucked up I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 👌

Memes, Strong, and 🤖: People don't have a strong intuitive sense of how much bigger 1 billion is than 1 million. 1 million seconds is about 11 days. 1 billion seconds is about 31.5 years. Woah

Woah

Phone, Hood, and Been: When he actually lets you go thru his phone but you find nothing then he says, "aiite lemme see yours" Tables have been turned.💀

Tables have been turned.💀

Memes, Good, and Http: When you try signing up for a website and get a message saying, "You already have an account."; l have no memory of this place Good thing I always use the same password via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DjAPTP

Good thing I always use the same password via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DjAPTP

Star, Sad, and Honesty: How sad it must be_ believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their whole lives to deceiving you, while a reality-TV star with decades of fraud and exhaustively-documented lying is your only beacon of honesty

Alive, Doctor, and Huh: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. Huh? ea to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Docto r, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: NO. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ALTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy WITNESS: No ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still1 been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and prac page 2 Savage 😂

Savage 😂

Be Like, Money, and Wtf: You ever pay bills SO MUCH that when you have money left over you be like... WTF did I forget to pay?? Hold up..😂

Hold up..😂

Beer, Hookers, and Sex: Byron Dubois @Byron_DuBois Today I learned that there are female penguins who exchange sex for nice rocks so if you're having a hard day just remember that hooker penguins exist 3/26/18, 7:07 PM 106 Retweets 332 Likes Byron Dubois @Byron_DuBois 12h v Also some female penguins have beer observed performing the mating dance but not putting out and STILL getting nice rocks so stripper penguins also exist Interesting!

Cookies, Dating, and News: Quora Open In App Sign In Quora uses cookies to improve your experience. Read more Dating During the Teenage Years +2 Can a19-year-old date a 12- year-old? NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED Prison 162 XP Quite a versatile template? Swap it out with various news report and we may have a good investment via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2FIpGO5

Quite a versatile template? Swap it out with various news report and we may have a good investment via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2FIpGO5

Friends, Best, and You: When you have assignments piling up, you're gaining weight, losing friends and deadlines are approaching but you're trying your best to stay positive Nothing to see here Please disperse. 🙃🙃

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

Funny, Work, and Black: Astro Black @zigzagzulu I have two milestones at work 1. Lunch 2. Leaving That’s about it @thefunnyintrovert 😅 TwitterCreds: zigzagzulu

That’s about it @thefunnyintrovert 😅 TwitterCreds: zigzagzulu

Dank, Home, and Truth: Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin Single at 23: "I have to go out and meet someone!" Single at 29: "If it's meant to be the right person will find me in my home." Straight truth.

Straight truth.

Http, Truth, and Net: Sometimes you have to get burned to see the truth http://iglovequotes.net/

Tough, Never, and MeIRL: MAYBE I DONT HAVE TO BE SO TOUGH MAYBE I CAN BE VULNERABLE SOMETIMES. NEVER AGAIN OULTURD.COm meirl

meirl

Bless Up, Emoji, and Food: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his food bc he thinks once it goes in the microwave it magically becomes human food 0:32 Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...there’s one thing they NOT gon do. Y’all ready? Y’all ready for this A1 Sauce? Y’all receptive? Nah. U know what I think y’all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If it’s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see y’all not listening! 😂 Y’all sitting back like “nah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say ‘please bump Sally’s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist 😌’” <— men don’t make this emoji face because Phil don’t exist HE 👏 DONT 👏 EXIST 👏 BELOVED 👏 HE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 WAITING 👏 LIST 👏 FOR 👏 THAT 👏 NEW 👏 TESLA 👏 THAT 👏 30 👏 THOU 👏 BEEN 👏 SPUNT 👏 ARREDDY 👏- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. “But smash imma be ‘the b!tch’ at work if I complain” GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHAT’S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me...

Jay, Pinterest, and Boston: ooo AppWire LTE 6:45 PM 71% Jay from Boston @CapricornKing. I have a secret account that follows my wife's. She has no clue how I always get her what she wants. deray mckesson @deray Is Pinterest still around? I've never figured out what to use it for. 7/29/17, 8:33 AM 18.2K Retweets 58.3K Likes Tweet your reply What a great husband! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2FHoASJ

What a great husband! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2FHoASJ

Crocs, Cute, and God: Mom: can you stop putting your shoe on the dog! Me: first off it's crocs not a shoe, and second off it's his crown. We have to follow his command now This dog is so god damm cute via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QYDgyM

This dog is so god damm cute via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QYDgyM

A Dream, Dating, and Fuckboy: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever roasted a fuckboy in your group chat for over an hour? We're launching a dating app SOO SOON! It's your last chance to enter to win a dream vaca for 2 to @melia.puntacanabeachresort with 4 pools and a spa! Go to the link in our bio to sign up win and be the first to hear all the details.

Dank, Work, and Black: Astro Black @zigzagzulu Follow I have two milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving 7:34 am - 16 Jan 2019 2,950 Retweets 5,294 Likes

Work, Black, and Dank Memes: Astro Black @zigzagzulu I have two milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving Once 2 o’clock rolls around it’s over for my work ethic

Once 2 o’clock rolls around it’s over for my work ethic

Memes, Taken, and Big Brother: Rumour Has It That BBNaija Will Be Held In Nigeria SWIPE LEFT TO READ 1. When Big Brother hears that Nepa people have taken the light.. via DE| www.KRAKS .co 回f y/. @kraksTV | @KraksHQ Now that BBNaija is gonna be held in Nigeria, what’s going to happen? 😂😂 List by @demo.uk . KraksTV Entertainment BigBrotherNaija Fun

Now that BBNaija is gonna be held in Nigeria, what’s going to happen? 😂😂 List by @demo.uk . KraksTV Entertainment BigBrotherNaija Fun

Bae, Funny, and Memes: so l ordered these flower rings for free and they are literally the cutest thing I have ever seen, thank me later TAG BAE 😏 Link is in @CoastandWave bio. Just pay small shipping fee. Thank me later 💁‍♀️ @CoastandWave Also, after the promotion ends, every ring ordered from @CoastandWave will help fund one beach cleanup 💙

TAG BAE 😏 Link is in @CoastandWave bio. Just pay small shipping fee. Thank me later 💁‍♀️ @CoastandWave Also, after the promotion ends, every...

Head, Phone, and Weird: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed 32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have You Nodding In Agreement Or Shaking Your Head In Confusion braydin paul @braydinpaul Follow After I set my alarm and lock my phone if I don't hear the lock sound, I unlock my phone, check the volume, then lock it again just to hear the lock sound or else l'll be scared that my alarm won't go off in the morning. 32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have You Nodding In Agreement Or Sh... "When I'm in the car, I talk to myself as if I'm being interviewed." buzzfeed.com This you or nah? Link in bio.

This you or nah? Link in bio.

Funny, All of The, and All: When you see that all of the guys you left on read have moved on 😑

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Cry, Drink, and Have a Drink: Shall we have a drink before l start to cry?

Colin Kaepernick, Head, and Memes: BREAKING NEWS GLADYS KNIGHT SHADES KAEPERNICK I'VE DONE THIS A LOT LONGER THAN YOU Gladys Knight says she not only disagrees with Colin Kaepernick using the national anthem as a protest, but she also says she's been in the game a lot longer than him when it comes to the fight for social justice. Gladys doubled down on her decision to sing the anthem at the upcoming Super Bowl, saying, "I have been in the forefront of this battle longer than most of those voicing their opinions to win the right to sing our country's Anthem on a stage as large as the Super Bowl LIII." She goes on ... head to TMZ for more. nfl superbowl colinkaepernick halftime gladysknight travisscott tmz maroon5

Gladys Knight says she not only disagrees with Colin Kaepernick using the national anthem as a protest, but she also says she's been in the ...

Apple, Friends, and Future: Future's album "THE WIZRD" Is The #1 Album On Apple Music !! future newest album thewizrd is 1 Album on applemusic right now! Have you heard the album yet ⁉️What’s your favorite song ❓ ➡️DM Your Friends ➡️Follow @bars

future newest album thewizrd is 1 Album on applemusic right now! Have you heard the album yet ⁉️What’s your favorite song ❓ ➡️DM Your Friend...

El Chapo, Joaquín Guzmán, and Memes: ELCHAPO MISTRESS FLIPS ON HIM IN COURT, EXPOSES SECRETS OF HIS NAKED ESCAPE THROUGH MEXICAN SEWER AS WIFE LISTENS @Fap El Chapo’s mistress testified against him in court and spoke about the time El Chapo escaped from the authorities using an underground sewer tunnel.⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ The mistress stated that she was in bed with Chapo at 3AM on Feb. 16, 2014, when she was suddenly woken up by loud noises,⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ “I heard, like, a lot of thumps and helicopters. I heard yelling,” she recalled. Which was a U.S team and Mexican forces trying to break in the house.⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ “They’re on us! They’re on us!” Chapo’s associate Carlos Manuel (Condor) Hoo Ramirez yelled as Chapo, whose real name is Joaquín Guzmán Loera, started running around in a panic, Sánchez said.⁣⁣ - -⁣ ⁣ She also stated that Chapo was completely naked through all of this,⁣ ⁣ “There was like a lid on the bathtub that came up,” Sánchez testified. “I was like, ‘Do I have to go in there?…The entire tub was hollow underneath…It had a kind of a hydraulic (lift) — they call it a piston.”⁣ ⁣ “The first thing I saw was wooden steps,” she said. “I heard (Chapo) say to Condor, ‘Close up the tub.’”⁣ -⁣ Sánchez said “complete darkness” swallowed them once the hatch was closed.⁣ ⁣ “For me, it was horrible because I had never been in a place like that. It was a humid place with mud,” she told the jury.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm

El Chapo’s mistress testified against him in court and spoke about the time El Chapo escaped from the authorities using an underground sewer...

Hookers, Sex, and Penguins: Byron Dubois @Byron_DuBois Today I learned that there are female penguins who exchange sex for nice rocks so if you're having a hard day just remember that hooker penguins exist 3/26/18, 7:07 PM 106 Retweets 332 Likes Byron Dubois @Byron DuBois 12h Also some female penguins have been observed performing the mating dance but not putting out and STILL getting nice rocks so stripper penguins also exist

Funny, Hookers, and Sex: Byron Dubois Byron_DuBois Today I learned that there are female penguins who exchange sex for nice rocks so if you're having a hard day just remember that hooker penguins exist 3/26/18, 7:07 PM 106 Retweets 332 Likes Byron Dubois @Byron DuBois 12h v Also some female penguins have been observed performing the mating dance but not putting out and STILL getting nice rocks so stripper penguins also exist This is important.

Good, Jokes, and Sting: bees: *ability to sting* *human nearby* bees: I have decided that I want to die all jokes aside bees=good wasps=big gay

all jokes aside bees=good wasps=big gay

Spanish, What Is, and Classical Art: When you're in Spanish class and you don't have a single clue about what is going on hola Hola

Hola

Memes, Sex, and Control: Jackie @omggjackiee what's the best drug to have sex on Noah @Noahasf birth control Coool coool cooool via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Mk0hLQ

Coool coool cooool via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Mk0hLQ

Dank, Bible, and Heart: LAD BIBLE 'My dog has ear medicine and her brother thinks he needs it too.. We don't have the heart to tell him it’s pretend' 😭🐶 Sniffr Media

Fucking, Latinos, and Memes: Do you know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don't have to go to fucking work. Ehhh 🙄🙄🙄😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbe

Okay, Irl, and Me IRL: spillybun Ominous positivity spillybun You will be okay. You have no choice. solluxismsnowaifu Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it. abirdkeeper You will succeed. It is inevitable. me irl

me irl

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit awesomacious: They just want to fit in

awesomacious: They just want to fit in

Alive, Anime, and Doctor: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. e to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing WITNESS: No. AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar. WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar still been alive, nevertheless? possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw. Page 2 top 10 anime plot twists via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Djjpa8

top 10 anime plot twists via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Djjpa8

Funny, Good, and Time: r/AskReddit 10h People who have been in a coma, what was your perception of time while in it? 5487 comments 4780 3h 654 02 I was in a coma for a week after surgery. To me it was instant. The odd part. My mom talked to me while I was in the coma and I remember the things she said. She talked about raising me, the funny things I did, etc. When my mom passed away in 2007, she fell asleep first. We knew she wouldn't wake up again. So talked to her about how amazing she was as a mom. Italked for hours until she took her last breath hope she heard me. I wasn't always a good son. 3h 126 You really about to make me cry right now? How dare youu 2h 50 All aboard the feels train . 1h 15 choo choo x( Talking to someone in their sleep

Talking to someone in their sleep

Be Like, Dank, and Money: You ever pay bills SO MUCH that when you have money left over you be like... WTF did I forget to pay??

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