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This post is for grown folks ONLY because errbody says they want their next relationship to be their LAST one but reality is not everybody is ready! And you know what that's okay. Nowadays too many women refuse to take ANY responsibility for their actions, it is an epidemic! Rather than self reflect they're comfortable playing the victim, blaming men and we already told you where blame leads, so that's on you, we're looking for a few women, only a few who genuinely want to be loved and cherished next time round, first of all we want you to look back at every single relationship in your life where a man didn't have serious intentions, situationships, textuationships, with minimal effort or when you slept, cooked, lived with him for years without him putting a ring on it, was it you the woman who drew a line and left after you decided enough was enough? Or was it him the man who woke up one day and apologized for disrespecting you and started treating you like a Queen? Be honest... because everyday we say "What about the men?" Yeah men do need to address each other tbh. But we are already asking men to be responsible leaders, to provide and to defend us. The unsaid truth is WOMEN have a responsibility to set a standard for themselves (men also but as you've seen in your past relationships in most cases it was YOU who set the standard and left). Men aren't having sex alone there are many women just as willing to have sex with no strings. Ladies if you want REAL CHANGE BE THE CHANGE. If you're sick and tired of meeting the same guys and entering the same type of relationships, for a better outcome, you're going to have to try something different. WAIT for sex. Build a friendship first. Ask questions!!! Who cares if the guy you're talking to ghosts obviously they're not the one God has for you. Blackcitygirl: GOOD SEX CAN STRETCH A BAD RELATIONSHIP FOR A LONG TIME This post is for grown folks ONLY because errbody says they want their next relationship to be their LAST one but reality is not everybody is ready! And you know what that's okay. Nowadays too many women refuse to take ANY responsibility for their actions, it is an epidemic! Rather than self reflect they're comfortable playing the victim, blaming men and we already told you where blame leads, so that's on you, we're looking for a few women, only a few who genuinely want to be loved and cherished next time round, first of all we want you to look back at every single relationship in your life where a man didn't have serious intentions, situationships, textuationships, with minimal effort or when you slept, cooked, lived with him for years without him putting a ring on it, was it you the woman who drew a line and left after you decided enough was enough? Or was it him the man who woke up one day and apologized for disrespecting you and started treating you like a Queen? Be honest... because everyday we say "What about the men?" Yeah men do need to address each other tbh. But we are already asking men to be responsible leaders, to provide and to defend us. The unsaid truth is WOMEN have a responsibility to set a standard for themselves (men also but as you've seen in your past relationships in most cases it was YOU who set the standard and left). Men aren't having sex alone there are many women just as willing to have sex with no strings. Ladies if you want REAL CHANGE BE THE CHANGE. If you're sick and tired of meeting the same guys and entering the same type of relationships, for a better outcome, you're going to have to try something different. WAIT for sex. Build a friendship first. Ask questions!!! Who cares if the guy you're talking to ghosts obviously they're not the one God has for you. Blackcitygirl

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Swipe left... We need to protect children from evil men! If I was in charge they would be disposed of, not go to jail! On a luxury yacht in the Caribbean, a group of men are waiting for their party guests to arrive - dozens of girls, some as young as 10 years old, who have been sold to the group by human traffickers. But there won't be a party. The men onboard the yacht, posing as pedophiles from the US and Australia, are actually undercover agents who have been planning a dangerous rescue operation for more than a year. In a major Sunday Night investigation, reporter Matt Doran joined the team from global child rescue agency OperationUndergroundRailroad (OUR) as the sting took place on the yacht and in a nearby luxury resort. Among those undercover are two Australians: Pete, a paramedic, and Vivienne, a former detective. While Vivienne's job in the operation is to look after the girls as a 'groomer', Pete's role is more hands-on. "Part of it is a disgusting part and that's being one of the pedophiles, and I'm there to party, be one of the party goers and actually pretend that I want to have sex with one of these girls," Pete said. "My other part of the Haiti job is that I'm a medical expert, and part of that is overseeing everyone in the team and making sure that all their health and safety is looked after." On the day of the operation, the traffickers arrive at the resort accompanied by more than 30 girls. As the children are ushered into a room with Vivienne, the criminals make their way out to the yacht, where hidden cameras have been set up to record conversations that will be used as evidence against the traffickers. The men are filmed laughing and celebrating as they boast about the ages of the children. With clear admissions on tape, the final phase of the sting is to get the traffickers back to the resort to collect their money. "The boss doesn't give money on the boat - the money's in the house," one of agents tells them. As soon as the cash is handed over, a signal is given and local police storm the room with their guns drawn. At least 8 mid- to high-level traffickers were arrested and 30 children rescued. chakabars: Sunday Night's Matt Doran goes undercover with Operation Underground Railroad to bring down Haiti child sex ring JULY 23, 2017 4:03PM Swipe left... We need to protect children from evil men! If I was in charge they would be disposed of, not go to jail! On a luxury yacht in the Caribbean, a group of men are waiting for their party guests to arrive - dozens of girls, some as young as 10 years old, who have been sold to the group by human traffickers. But there won't be a party. The men onboard the yacht, posing as pedophiles from the US and Australia, are actually undercover agents who have been planning a dangerous rescue operation for more than a year. In a major Sunday Night investigation, reporter Matt Doran joined the team from global child rescue agency OperationUndergroundRailroad (OUR) as the sting took place on the yacht and in a nearby luxury resort. Among those undercover are two Australians: Pete, a paramedic, and Vivienne, a former detective. While Vivienne's job in the operation is to look after the girls as a 'groomer', Pete's role is more hands-on. "Part of it is a disgusting part and that's being one of the pedophiles, and I'm there to party, be one of the party goers and actually pretend that I want to have sex with one of these girls," Pete said. "My other part of the Haiti job is that I'm a medical expert, and part of that is overseeing everyone in the team and making sure that all their health and safety is looked after." On the day of the operation, the traffickers arrive at the resort accompanied by more than 30 girls. As the children are ushered into a room with Vivienne, the criminals make their way out to the yacht, where hidden cameras have been set up to record conversations that will be used as evidence against the traffickers. The men are filmed laughing and celebrating as they boast about the ages of the children. With clear admissions on tape, the final phase of the sting is to get the traffickers back to the resort to collect their money. "The boss doesn't give money on the boat - the money's in the house," one of agents tells them. As soon as the cash is handed over, a signal is given and local police storm the room with their guns drawn. At least 8 mid- to high-level traffickers were arrested and 30 children rescued. chakabars

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thought id update you on my v bad day. i had a small argument with my mum about something but we were running late for my martial arts lesson so we got in the car. i was still visibly shaking and crying when we got there so i didn't want to go in because everyone would notice. because of this my mum started screaming at me and so i snapped and shouted at her something like "you're the reason im depressed". i really didn't mean it and i feel awful. we continued screaming until we both calmed down. we then both apologised but now it was awkward because she knows I'm depressed. we sat talking about why but i couldn't tell her it was because im trans. we called my dad and he picked me up (i was too anxious to go to my lesson). she said we would talk about it when i see her tomorrow but the problem is that i can't tell her although if i don't tell her, my depression might get worse. its really not a good idea to tell her but i might have to before something stupid happens again. i just don't know what to do :- sorry this caption was sad and all over the place but i just needed to let it out. see you next time with a happier caption :] - Finn 🐢: "How do lesbians have sex" Why didn't you tell me you were a lesbian" "But don't you want kids" "Are you sure it's not a phase" FUNNYLESBIANS MIND YO DAMN BUSINESS thought id update you on my v bad day. i had a small argument with my mum about something but we were running late for my martial arts lesson so we got in the car. i was still visibly shaking and crying when we got there so i didn't want to go in because everyone would notice. because of this my mum started screaming at me and so i snapped and shouted at her something like "you're the reason im depressed". i really didn't mean it and i feel awful. we continued screaming until we both calmed down. we then both apologised but now it was awkward because she knows I'm depressed. we sat talking about why but i couldn't tell her it was because im trans. we called my dad and he picked me up (i was too anxious to go to my lesson). she said we would talk about it when i see her tomorrow but the problem is that i can't tell her although if i don't tell her, my depression might get worse. its really not a good idea to tell her but i might have to before something stupid happens again. i just don't know what to do :- sorry this caption was sad and all over the place but i just needed to let it out. see you next time with a happier caption :] - Finn 🐢
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