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America, Click, and Head: 10m In this CNBC piece, the man quoted as saying that "gamers are overreacting to EA" and "games are too cheap" is Keybanc analyst is also an investor analyst for-you guessed it EA and Comcast (CNBC's parent company) He even sits in on EA's conference calls. LYST COVERAGE c Reaffirms Their Buy Rating on Elect KeyBanc analyst Electronic Arts (NASDAQ. EA) yesterday and set of $134. The company's shares closed yesterday close to its 52-week high of $12045 eiterated a Buy r Gamers are overreacting to EA's 'Star Wars' controversy, publishers... KeyBanc Capital Markets says game publishers should raise prices for its titles due to the medium's low cost per hour of entertainment. cnbc.com According to TipRanks.com, Wingren is a 4-star analys average return of 12.1% and 65 0% success rate Wi the Services sector, focusing on stocks such as MSG World Wrestling, and Comcast. Currently the analyst consensus on Electronic Arts is S and the average price target is $124.33, representing a script ings r call or n 27 "We view the negative reaction to Star Wars Battlefront 2 (and industry trading sympathy) as an opportunity to add to Electronic Arts, Take- Two, and Activision Blizzard positions. The handling of the SWBF2 launch by EA has been poor, despite this, we view the suspension of MTX micro-transactions] in the near term as a transitory risk." KeyBanc Capital Markets analyst pm GMT wrote in a note to clients Sunday. "Gamers aren't overcharged, they're undercharged (and we're gamers) CNBC @CNBC 23h Gamers are overreacting to EA's Star Wars' controversy, publishers should raise prices: Analyst BAT EFRONT II Gamers are overreacting to EA's Star Wars' controversy, publishers... KeyBanc Capital Markets says game publishers should raise prices for its titles due to the medium's low cost per hour of entertainment. cnbc.conm 9419 39 ㅇ 42 "We view the negative reaction to Star Wars Battlefront 2 (and industry trading sympathy) as an opportunity to add to Electronic Arts, Take- Two, and Activision Blizzard positions. The handling of the SWBF2 launch by EA has been poor; despite this, we view the suspension of MTX [micro-transactionsl in the near term as a transitory risk," KeyBanc Capital Markets analyst wrote in a note to clients Sunday. "Gamers aren't overcharged, they're undercharged (and we're gamers). This saga has been a perfect storm for overreaction as it involves EA, Star Wars, reddit, and certain purist gaming journalists/outlets who dislike MTX, wrote ZA GAMES ▼ NEWS HELP Shop At Origin ANALYST COVERAGE Investor RelationS Firm Argus Research Ascendiant Capital Atlantic Equities Bank of America-Merrill Lynclh Barclays Benchmark Company BMO Consumer Edge Research Cowen & Co. Credit Suisse Goldman Sachs Hilliard Lyons Jefferies & Company, Inc. Keybanc Capital Markets Macquarie Research MKM Partners Morgan Stanley Morningstar Needham Analyst Investor Home Press Releases Financial Information Events & Presentations Stock Information . Stock Chart . Historic Stock Lookup . Investment Calculator . Analyst Coverage Corporate Governance Investor Resources Subscribe to Email Alerts Click here for EA Investor News Alerts KeyBanc Reaffirms Their Buy Rating on Electronic Arts By EN KeyBanc analystreiterated a Buy rating on Electronic Arts (NASDAQ: EA) yesterday and set a price target of $134. The company's shares closed yesterday at $116.93, close to its 52-week high of $120.45 According to TipRanks.com average return of 12.1% and a 65.0% success rate the Services sector, focusing on stocks such as MSG Networks Inc, World Wrestling, and Comcast. is a 4-star analyst with an covers star ranked analyst + Follow Currently, the analyst consensus on Electronic Arts is Strong Buy and the average price target is $124.33, representing a 6.3% upside Edited Transcript of EA earnings conference call or presentation 27- Jul-17 9:00pm GMT Q1 2018 Electronic Arts Inc Earnings Call Redwood City Aug 12, 2017 (Thomson StreetEvents) - Edited Transcript of Electronic Arts Inc earnings conference call or presentation Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 9:00:00pm GMT TEXT version of Transcript Corporate Participants Thomson Reuters StreetEvents August 12, 2017 *Andrew Wilson Electronic Arts Inc. CEO & Director Blake J. Jorgensen Electronic Arts Inc. Executive VP & CFO * Chris Evende Electronic Arts Inc VP of IR Conference Call Participants Stifel, Nicolaus & Company, Incorporated, Research Division VP Oppenheimer & Co. Inc., Research Division - Executive Director and Senior Analyst Robert W. Baird & Co. Incorporated, Research Division- Senior Research Analyst MKM Partners LLC, Research Division MD, Sector Head, & Senior Analyst "Independent" Wall Street analyst who defended EA on CNBC works directly for/with EA and CNBC.
America, Click, and Head: 10m
 In this CNBC piece, the man quoted as saying that "gamers are overreacting to
 EA" and "games are too cheap" is Keybanc analyst
 is also an investor analyst for-you guessed it EA and Comcast (CNBC's
 parent company)
 He even sits in on EA's conference calls.
 LYST COVERAGE
 c Reaffirms Their Buy Rating on Elect
 KeyBanc analyst
 Electronic Arts (NASDAQ. EA) yesterday and set
 of $134. The company's shares closed yesterday
 close to its 52-week high of $12045
 eiterated a Buy r
 Gamers are overreacting to EA's 'Star Wars' controversy, publishers...
 KeyBanc Capital Markets says game publishers should raise prices for its
 titles due to the medium's low cost per hour of entertainment.
 cnbc.com
 According to TipRanks.com, Wingren is a 4-star analys
 average return of 12.1% and 65 0% success rate Wi
 the Services sector, focusing on stocks such as MSG
 World Wrestling, and Comcast.
 Currently the analyst consensus on Electronic Arts is S
 and the average price target is $124.33, representing a
 script
 ings
 r call or
 n 27
 "We view the negative reaction to Star Wars Battlefront 2 (and industry
 trading sympathy) as an opportunity to add to Electronic Arts, Take-
 Two, and Activision Blizzard positions. The handling of the SWBF2
 launch by EA has been poor, despite this, we view the suspension of
 MTX micro-transactions] in the near term as a transitory risk." KeyBanc
 Capital Markets analyst
 pm GMT
 wrote in a note to clients Sunday.
 "Gamers aren't overcharged, they're undercharged (and we're gamers)

 CNBC @CNBC 23h
 Gamers are overreacting to EA's Star Wars' controversy, publishers should raise
 prices: Analyst
 BAT EFRONT II
 Gamers are overreacting to EA's Star Wars' controversy, publishers...
 KeyBanc Capital Markets says game publishers should raise prices for its
 titles due to the medium's low cost per hour of entertainment.
 cnbc.conm
 9419 39 ㅇ 42
 "We view the negative reaction to Star Wars Battlefront 2 (and industry
 trading sympathy) as an opportunity to add to Electronic Arts, Take-
 Two, and Activision Blizzard positions. The handling of the SWBF2
 launch by EA has been poor; despite this, we view the suspension of
 MTX [micro-transactionsl in the near term as a transitory risk," KeyBanc
 Capital Markets analyst
 wrote in a note to clients Sunday.
 "Gamers aren't overcharged, they're undercharged (and we're gamers).
 This saga has been a perfect storm for overreaction as it involves EA,
 Star Wars, reddit, and certain purist gaming journalists/outlets who
 dislike MTX,
 wrote

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 KeyBanc analystreiterated a Buy rating on
 Electronic Arts (NASDAQ: EA) yesterday and set a price target
 of $134. The company's shares closed yesterday at $116.93,
 close to its 52-week high of $120.45
 According to TipRanks.com
 average return of 12.1% and a 65.0% success rate
 the Services sector, focusing on stocks such as MSG Networks Inc,
 World Wrestling, and Comcast.
 is a 4-star analyst with an
 covers
 star ranked analyst
 + Follow
 Currently, the analyst consensus on Electronic Arts is Strong Buy
 and the average price target is $124.33, representing a 6.3%
 upside

 Edited Transcript
 of EA earnings
 conference call or
 presentation 27-
 Jul-17 9:00pm GMT
 Q1 2018 Electronic Arts Inc Earnings Call
 Redwood City Aug 12, 2017 (Thomson StreetEvents) - Edited Transcript of Electronic Arts Inc earnings conference call
 or presentation Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 9:00:00pm GMT
 TEXT version of Transcript
 Corporate Participants
 Thomson Reuters StreetEvents August 12, 2017
 *Andrew Wilson
 Electronic Arts Inc. CEO & Director
 Blake J. Jorgensen
 Electronic Arts Inc. Executive VP & CFO
 * Chris Evende
 Electronic Arts Inc
 VP of IR
 Conference Call Participants
 Stifel, Nicolaus & Company, Incorporated, Research Division VP
 Oppenheimer & Co. Inc., Research Division - Executive Director and Senior Analyst
 Robert W. Baird & Co. Incorporated, Research Division- Senior Research Analyst
 MKM Partners LLC, Research Division MD, Sector Head, & Senior Analyst
"Independent" Wall Street analyst who defended EA on CNBC works directly for/with EA and CNBC.

"Independent" Wall Street analyst who defended EA on CNBC works directly for/with EA and CNBC.

America, Click, and Doug: Best Mom Eva@mombot 1Om In this CNBC piece, the man quoted as saying that "gamers are overreacting to EA" and "games are too cheap" is Keybanc analyst Evan Wingren Evan is also an investor analyst for-you guessed it-EA and Comcast (CNBC's parent company) He even sits in on EA's conference calls. LYST COVERAGE c Reaffirms Their Buy Rating on Elect Gamers are overreacting to EA's 'Star Wars' controversy, publishers... KeyBanc Capital Markets says game publishers should raise prices for its titles due to the medium's low cost per hour of entertainment. cnbc.com . KeyBanc analyst Evan Wingren reiterated a Buy r Electronic Arts (NASDAQ. EA) yesterday and set of $134. The company's shares closed yesterday close to its 52-week high of $12045 According to TipRanks.com, Wingren is a 4-star analys average return of 12.1% and 65 0% success rate Wi the Services sector, focusing on stocks such as MSG World Wrestling, and Comcast. Currently the analyst consensus on Electronic Arts is S and the average price target is $124.33, representing a script ings r call or n 27 "We view the negative reaction to Star Wars Battlefront 2 (and industry trading sympathy) as an opportunity to add to Electronic Arts, Take- Two, and Activision Blizzard positions. The handling of the SWBF2 launch by EA has been poor, despite this, we view the suspension of MTX [micro-transactions] in the near term as a transitory risk," KeyBanc Capital Markets analyst Evan Wingren wrote in a note to clients Sunday pm GMT "Gamers aren't overcharged, they're undercharged (and we're gamers) CNBC @CNBC 23h Gamers are overreacting to EA's 'Star Wars' controversy, publishers should raise prices: Analyst BA TD EFRONT II Gamers are overreacting to EA's 'Star Wars' controversy, publishers... KeyBanc Capital Markets says game publishers should raise prices for its titles due to the medium's low cost per hour of entertainment. cnbc.conm 419 t 39 42 "We view the negative reaction to Star Wars Battlefront 2 (and industry trading sympathy) as an opportunity to add to Electronic Arts, Take- Two, and Activision Blizzard positions. The handling of the SWBF2 launch by EA has been poor; despite this, we view the suspension of MTX [micro-transactions] in the near term as a transitory risk," KeyBanc wrote in a note to clients Sunday. "Gamers aren't overcharged, they're undercharged (and we're gamers). This saga has been a perfect storm for overreaction as it involves EA, Star Wars, reddit, and certain purist gaming journalists/outlets who dislike MTX," Wingren wrote ZA GAMES ▼ NEWS HELP Shop At Origin ANALYST COVERAGE Investor RelationS Firm Argus Research Ascendiant Capital Atlantic Equities Bank of America-Merrill Lynclh Barclays Benchmark Company BMO Consumer Edge Research Cowen & Co. Credit Suisse Goldman Sachs Hilliard Lyons Jefferies & Company, Inc. Keybanc Capital Markets Macquarie Research MKM Partners Morgan Stanley Morningstar Needham Analyst Joseph Bonner Edward Woo Chris Hickey Justin Post Ryan Gee Mike Hickey Gerrick Johnson Ray Stochel Doug Creutz Stephen Ju Chris Merwin Jeffrey Thomison Brian Fitzgerald Investor Home Press Releases Financial Information Events & Presentations Stock Information . Stock Chart . 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Evan Wingren, 3 star ranked analyst Currently, the analyst consensus on Electronic Arts is Strong Buy and the average price target is $124.33, representing a 6.3% + Follow upside Edited Transcript of EA earnings conference call or presentation 27- Jul-17 9:00pm GMT Q1 2018 Electronic Arts Inc Earnings Call Redwood City Aug 12, 2017 (Thomson StreetEvents) - Edited Transcript of Electronic Arts Inc earnings conference call or presentation Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 9:00:00pm GMT TEXT version of Transcript Corporate Participants Thomson Reuters StreetEvents August 12, 2017 Andrew Wilson Electronic Arts Inc CEO & Director * Blake J. Jorgensen Electronic Arts Inc Executive VP & CFO * Chris Evenden Electronic Arts Inc VP of IR Conference Call Participants * Andrew E. Crum Stifel, Nicolaus & Company, Incorporated, Research Division - VP Andrew Paul Uerkwitz Oppenheimer & Co. Inc., Research Division Executive Director and Senior Analyst * Colin Alan Sebastian Robert W. Baird & Co. Incorporated, Research Division Senior Research Analyst Eric Owen Handler MKM Partners LLC, Research Division MD, Sector Head, & Senior Analyst Evan Todd Wingren EA reporter/analyst gets caught with pants down... [x/post from gaming]
America, Click, and Doug: Best Mom Eva@mombot 1Om
 In this CNBC piece, the man quoted as saying that "gamers are overreacting to
 EA" and "games are too cheap" is Keybanc analyst Evan Wingren
 Evan is also an investor analyst for-you guessed it-EA and Comcast (CNBC's
 parent company)
 He even sits in on EA's conference calls.
 LYST COVERAGE
 c Reaffirms Their Buy Rating on Elect
 Gamers are overreacting to EA's 'Star Wars' controversy, publishers...
 KeyBanc Capital Markets says game publishers should raise prices for its
 titles due to the medium's low cost per hour of entertainment.
 cnbc.com
 . KeyBanc analyst Evan Wingren reiterated a Buy r
 Electronic Arts (NASDAQ. EA) yesterday and set
 of $134. The company's shares closed yesterday
 close to its 52-week high of $12045
 According to TipRanks.com, Wingren is a 4-star analys
 average return of 12.1% and 65 0% success rate Wi
 the Services sector, focusing on stocks such as MSG
 World Wrestling, and Comcast.
 Currently the analyst consensus on Electronic Arts is S
 and the average price target is $124.33, representing a
 script
 ings
 r call or
 n 27
 "We view the negative reaction to Star Wars Battlefront 2 (and industry
 trading sympathy) as an opportunity to add to Electronic Arts, Take-
 Two, and Activision Blizzard positions. The handling of the SWBF2
 launch by EA has been poor, despite this, we view the suspension of
 MTX [micro-transactions] in the near term as a transitory risk," KeyBanc
 Capital Markets analyst Evan Wingren wrote in a note to clients Sunday
 pm GMT
 "Gamers aren't overcharged, they're undercharged (and we're gamers)

 CNBC @CNBC 23h
 Gamers are overreacting to EA's 'Star Wars' controversy, publishers should raise
 prices: Analyst
 BA
 TD EFRONT II
 Gamers are overreacting to EA's 'Star Wars' controversy, publishers...
 KeyBanc Capital Markets says game publishers should raise prices for its
 titles due to the medium's low cost per hour of entertainment.
 cnbc.conm
 419 t 39 42
 "We view the negative reaction to Star Wars Battlefront 2 (and industry
 trading sympathy) as an opportunity to add to Electronic Arts, Take-
 Two, and Activision Blizzard positions. The handling of the SWBF2
 launch by EA has been poor; despite this, we view the suspension of
 MTX [micro-transactions] in the near term as a transitory risk," KeyBanc
 wrote in a note to clients Sunday.
 "Gamers aren't overcharged, they're undercharged (and we're gamers).
 This saga has been a perfect storm for overreaction as it involves EA,
 Star Wars, reddit, and certain purist gaming journalists/outlets who
 dislike MTX," Wingren wrote

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 Arts
 By Jason Carr
 EA
 KeyBanc analyst Evan Wingren reiterated a Buy rating on
 Electronic Arts (NASDAQ: EA) yesterday and set a price target
 of $134. The company's shares closed yesterday at $116.93,
 close to its 52-week high of $120.45.
 According to TipRanks.com, Wingren is a 4-star analyst with an
 average return of 12.1% and a 65.0% success rate. Wingren covers
 the Services sector, focusing on stocks such as MSG Networks Inc,
 World Wrestling, and Comcast.
 Evan Wingren, 3
 star ranked analyst
 Currently, the analyst consensus on Electronic Arts is Strong Buy
 and the average price target is $124.33, representing a 6.3%
 + Follow
 upside

 Edited Transcript
 of EA earnings
 conference call or
 presentation 27-
 Jul-17 9:00pm GMT
 Q1 2018 Electronic Arts Inc Earnings Call
 Redwood City Aug 12, 2017 (Thomson StreetEvents) - Edited Transcript of Electronic Arts Inc earnings conference call
 or presentation Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 9:00:00pm GMT
 TEXT version of Transcript
 Corporate Participants
 Thomson Reuters StreetEvents August 12, 2017
 Andrew Wilson
 Electronic Arts Inc CEO & Director
 * Blake J. Jorgensen
 Electronic Arts Inc Executive VP & CFO
 * Chris Evenden
 Electronic Arts Inc VP of IR
 Conference Call Participants
 * Andrew E. Crum
 Stifel, Nicolaus & Company, Incorporated, Research Division - VP
 Andrew Paul Uerkwitz
 Oppenheimer & Co. Inc., Research Division Executive Director and Senior Analyst
 * Colin Alan Sebastian
 Robert W. Baird & Co. Incorporated, Research Division Senior Research Analyst
 Eric Owen Handler
 MKM Partners LLC, Research Division MD, Sector Head, & Senior Analyst
 Evan Todd Wingren
EA reporter/analyst gets caught with pants down... [x/post from gaming]

EA reporter/analyst gets caught with pants down... [x/post from gaming]

Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster. Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw @DrSmashlove So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂
Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster.
 Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw
 @DrSmashlove
So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂

So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mo...

Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts Me: I gotchu If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read “child-Support”. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know it’s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. It’s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ain’t fail algebra twice to know something wasn’t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as I’m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ain’t no Pokémon center nearby here. I couldn’t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. I’m working my way down her back when says “if your hand goes down further we gone fight”. Ain’t no serious tone or base in her voice so I’m like bet “Go time”, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. I’m all types of fucked up. I’m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldn’t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ain’t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldn’t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)
Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts
 Me: I gotchu
If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read “child-Support”. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know it’s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. It’s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ain’t fail algebra twice to know something wasn’t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as I’m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ain’t no Pokémon center nearby here. I couldn’t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. I’m working my way down her back when says “if your hand goes down further we gone fight”. Ain’t no serious tone or base in her voice so I’m like bet “Go time”, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. I’m all types of fucked up. I’m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldn’t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ain’t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldn’t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)

If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I w...

Alive, Bad, and Cute: Me as a parent Today's WiFi password can be unlocked by texting a photo of a clean kitchen to mom. Said photograph MUST contain one box of crackers on the counter by the stove (to prevent re-using any previous photos). Thank you for playing. May the odds be ever in your favor. Love, Mom sonansu This is such an abuser-disguised-as-a-quirky-parent vibe it literally makes me sick 2 look at lol eclecticnerd33 I am going to talk about this for a minute, because yeah I think OP really nails something here. A lot of really crappy parenting is often upheld as a cute or funny thing, and a lot of people in the comments are shitting on OP because they cannot imagine how t could possibly be abusive. It's hard because you cannot see the rest of the context, but this could very well be an abuse tactic, and overall is just a crappy thing to do to a kid. Plus it probably doesn't work and has negative consequences for the overall relationship l am going to address several things off of the bat. I am not saying that having your kid clean the kitchen is abusive, what I am saying is establishing a pattern of taking away good things preemptively to enforce·good" behavior Is a bad parenting tactic that could toe the line to abuse. Especially the way it's worded as if it's a common tactic (need for a new photo), overall this is authoritarian, allows no room for autonomy, and doesn't even really get at why the kitchen should be and needs to cleaned today (what you actually want your ki to learn in the long run). There are better ways new photo), overall this is authoritarian, allows no room for autonomy, and doesn't even really get at why the kitchen should be and needs to be cleaned today (what you actually want your kid to learn in the long run). There are better ways to communicate the message of shared responsibility than through the creation of social isolation (and yes this is social isolation, wifi is used in how humans particularly young people communicate with their friends in real life and online nowadays) The major point I want to emphasize is that this type of action establishes a precedent and a set of emotions in a kid and none of those emotions are positive. It shows that important and vital things will be withheld, potentially without warning. It tells the kid they do not have a say in how their environment is structured, it tells them they do not have the right to set their own schedule, overall it breeds a sense of incompetence in themselves and resentment towards that authority that doesn't really consider their desire and needs I reflect a lot on parenting, and the best parenting doesnt demand a kid do something or else, it gives a kid the tools so they can get to that answer on their own, and when they do both of you will be better served. The kid will have more motivation to get it done, and there isnta building sense of resentment. Yeah this method is hard work, a are situations and kids it doesn't work for, but this post out of context does give me bad parery kid they do not have a say in how their environment Is structured, it tells them they do not have the right to set their own schedule, overall it breeds a sense of incompetence in themselves and resentment towards that authority that doesn't really consider their desire and needs I reflect a lot on parenting, and the best parenting doesnt demand a kid do something or else, it gives a kid the tools so they can get to that answer on their own, and when they do both of you will be better served. The kid will have more motivation to get it done, and there isn't a building sense of resentment. Yeah this method is hard work, and there are situations and kids it doesn't work for, but seeing this post out of context does give me bad parenting/ potential abuse vibes sonansu Hey! Thanks a ton. Since making this comment offhandedly, I have gotten over fifty Anon messages telling me I'm a spoiled brat, that my abuse is fake, and that should take my own life and stop being a burden on my abusive parents. People perceived my comment as "lol this is inherently abusive" rather than the "man this gives me the Willie's cause it's resonant to my own abuse. intended In that time, few people have stood up for me even tried to understand my side. Thank you fo having compassion for an abuse survivor instead of "lol this inherently abusive" rather than comment as is the "man this gives me the Willie's cause it's resonant to my own abuse. intended In that time, few people have stood up for me or even tried to understand my side. Thank you for having compassion for an abuse survivor instead of invalidating her. It legitimately means a lot to me. hearth-fucker Yeah this creeps me out on so many levels. It's different from the stereotypical picture of abuse but that doesn't make it any less abusive and it's important to look at this sort of controlling behavion and call it abuse toO horrorjapan f you think helping your mother who likely provides for you, cooks for you, is clearly out working to keep a roof over your head is 'abuse' grow the fuck up. I can't wait until the real world eats you entitled shits alive. Source: quotethatword #fucking this 181,908 notes No wifi =abuse?
Alive, Bad, and Cute: Me as a parent
 Today's WiFi password can be
 unlocked by texting a photo
 of a clean kitchen to mom.
 Said photograph MUST contain
 one box of crackers on the
 counter by the stove (to prevent
 re-using any previous photos).
 Thank you for playing.
 May the odds be ever
 in your favor.
 Love, Mom

 sonansu
 This is such an abuser-disguised-as-a-quirky-parent
 vibe it literally makes me sick 2 look at lol
 eclecticnerd33
 I am going to talk about this for a minute, because
 yeah I think OP really nails something here. A lot of
 really crappy parenting is often upheld as a cute or
 funny thing, and a lot of people in the comments are
 shitting on OP because they cannot imagine how
 t could possibly be abusive. It's hard because you
 cannot see the rest of the context, but this could
 very well be an abuse tactic, and overall is just a
 crappy thing to do to a kid. Plus it probably doesn't
 work and has negative consequences for the overall
 relationship
 l am going to address several things off of the
 bat. I am not saying that having your kid clean the
 kitchen is abusive, what I am saying is establishing a
 pattern of taking away good things preemptively to
 enforce·good" behavior Is a bad parenting tactic
 that could toe the line to abuse. Especially the way
 it's worded as if it's a common tactic (need for a
 new photo), overall this is authoritarian, allows
 no room for autonomy, and doesn't even really
 get at why the kitchen should be and needs to
 cleaned today (what you actually want your ki
 to learn in the long run). There are better ways

 new photo), overall this is authoritarian, allows
 no room for autonomy, and doesn't even really
 get at why the kitchen should be and needs to be
 cleaned today (what you actually want your kid
 to learn in the long run). There are better ways to
 communicate the message of shared responsibility
 than through the creation of social isolation (and yes
 this is social isolation, wifi is used in how humans
 particularly young people communicate with their
 friends in real life and online nowadays)
 The major point I want to emphasize is that this
 type of action establishes a precedent and a set of
 emotions in a kid and none of those emotions are
 positive. It shows that important and vital things will
 be withheld, potentially without warning. It tells the
 kid they do not have a say in how their environment
 is structured, it tells them they do not have the right
 to set their own schedule, overall it breeds a sense
 of incompetence in themselves and resentment
 towards that authority that doesn't really consider
 their desire and needs
 I reflect a lot on parenting, and the best parenting
 doesnt demand a kid do something or else, it gives
 a kid the tools so they can get to that answer on
 their own, and when they do both of you will be
 better served. The kid will have more motivation
 to get it done, and there isnta building sense of
 resentment. Yeah this method is hard work, a
 are situations and kids it doesn't work for, but
 this post out of context does give me bad parery

 kid they do not have a say in how their environment
 Is structured, it tells them they do not have the right
 to set their own schedule, overall it breeds a sense
 of incompetence in themselves and resentment
 towards that authority that doesn't really consider
 their desire and needs
 I reflect a lot on parenting, and the best parenting
 doesnt demand a kid do something or else, it gives
 a kid the tools so they can get to that answer on
 their own, and when they do both of you will be
 better served. The kid will have more motivation
 to get it done, and there isn't a building sense of
 resentment. Yeah this method is hard work, and there
 are situations and kids it doesn't work for, but seeing
 this post out of context does give me bad parenting/
 potential abuse vibes
 sonansu
 Hey! Thanks a ton. Since making this comment
 offhandedly, I have gotten over fifty Anon messages
 telling me I'm a spoiled brat, that my abuse is fake,
 and that should take my own life and stop being a
 burden on my abusive parents. People perceived my
 comment as "lol this is inherently abusive" rather than
 the "man this gives me the Willie's cause it's resonant
 to my own abuse. intended
 In that time, few people have stood up for me
 even tried to understand my side. Thank you fo
 having compassion for an abuse survivor instead of

 "lol
 this
 inherently
 abusive"
 rather
 than
 comment as is
 the "man this gives me the Willie's cause it's resonant
 to my own abuse. intended
 In that time, few people have stood up for me or
 even tried to understand my side. Thank you for
 having compassion for an abuse survivor instead of
 invalidating her. It legitimately means a lot to me.
 hearth-fucker
 Yeah this creeps me out on so many levels. It's
 different from the stereotypical picture of abuse
 but that doesn't make it any less abusive and it's
 important to look at this sort of controlling behavion
 and call it abuse toO
 horrorjapan
 f you think helping your mother who likely provides
 for you, cooks for you, is clearly out working to keep a
 roof over your head is 'abuse' grow the fuck up. I can't
 wait until the real world eats you entitled shits alive.
 Source: quotethatword #fucking this
 181,908 notes
No wifi =abuse?

No wifi =abuse?