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advocatusjerseydiaboli: libertarirynn: advocatusjerseydiaboli: “came in the mail”I’ve never gone to the DMV for a license and not left with it in hand by the time I left.Get your shit together, Indiana Literally where do you live that you walk out with a license the same day? I’ve never experienced that and I don’t live in Indiana. New Jersey.You go in with your paperwork. They take your picture. They print out the license. They put it in your hand. You leave. Same for registration. Everything is done as you are there. I know because I reregistered my car a few months ago.Where do you live where it’s still stupid and still not Indiana? That’s insane. Oh well that explains it. You live in a tiny state. I live in North Carolina.: GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE Proper prep is necessary for the photo to turn out how you want. One month of un-checked growth is the canvas to work with... A little male pattern baldness. I've never been to Tennessee, but if I had.... My favorite but I didn't expect to get away with it. RO RO Crossed my eyes while keeping one on the camera, pushed my head back to give a double chin. INDIANA OPERATOR LICENSE 02/09/2011 04/09/20 Class nd NONE It was like christmas when it came in the mail. The only thing left to do was get pulled over! G.COM advocatusjerseydiaboli: libertarirynn: advocatusjerseydiaboli: “came in the mail”I’ve never gone to the DMV for a license and not left with it in hand by the time I left.Get your shit together, Indiana Literally where do you live that you walk out with a license the same day? I’ve never experienced that and I don’t live in Indiana. New Jersey.You go in with your paperwork. They take your picture. They print out the license. They put it in your hand. You leave. Same for registration. Everything is done as you are there. I know because I reregistered my car a few months ago.Where do you live where it’s still stupid and still not Indiana? That’s insane. Oh well that explains it. You live in a tiny state. I live in North Carolina.

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advocatusjerseydiaboli: “came in the mail”I’ve never gone to the DMV for a license and not left with it in hand by the time I left.Get your shit together, Indiana Literally where do you live that you walk out with a license the same day? I’ve never experienced that and I don’t live in Indiana.: GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE Proper prep is necessary for the photo to turn out how you want. One month of un-checked growth is the canvas to work with... A little male pattern baldness. I've never been to Tennessee, but if I had.... My favorite but I didn't expect to get away with it. RO RO Crossed my eyes while keeping one on the camera, pushed my head back to give a double chin. INDIANA OPERATOR LICENSE 02/09/2011 04/09/20 Class nd NONE It was like christmas when it came in the mail. The only thing left to do was get pulled over! G.COM advocatusjerseydiaboli: “came in the mail”I’ve never gone to the DMV for a license and not left with it in hand by the time I left.Get your shit together, Indiana Literally where do you live that you walk out with a license the same day? I’ve never experienced that and I don’t live in Indiana.

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Shocking !!!: 'We hate math, say 4 in 10 - a majority of Americans WASHINGTON-People in this country have a love-hate relationship with math, a favorite school subject for some but just a bad memory for many others, especially women. In an AP-AOL News poll as students head back to school, almost four in 10 adults surveyed said they hated math in school, a widespread disdain that complicates efforts today Shocking !!!

$Shocking !!!: 'We hate math, say 4 in 10 - a majority of Americans WASHINGTON-People in this country have a love-hate relationship with math, a favorite school subject for some but just a bad memory for many others, especially women. In an AP-AOL News poll as students head back to school, almost four in 10 adults surveyed said they hated math in school, a widespread disdain that complicates efforts today Shocking !!!$

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You nearly had me: 29 miles away Picture this, we're on a date. You take me to a generic restaurant of my choosing then we go out for a drink. After a few I'm a bit tipsy so we head back to my car. Cars on fire, you're shocked and ready to call 911. You look back at me, I have two marshmallows on a stick ready for roasting and more alcohol. You blush, we cuddle together while my blazing car keeps us warm. We joke, we laugh, you're about to lean in for kiss... I chloroform you and rob you. Wasn't even my car on fire X You nearly had me

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positive-memes:Bed time stories: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister. positive-memes:Bed time stories

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Head Back: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them. NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep? Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg? Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister

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Bed time stories: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister. Bed time stories

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nothingbutamother: dynastylnoire: ladycedar: There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. They’re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives. Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when I’m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which I’ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly. After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down. Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar I’m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know I’m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like I’ve made a big breakthrough with them. art therapy is important. You are exactly the teacher they need. It’s a brilliant idea and im so glad it works for them. : nothingbutamother: dynastylnoire: ladycedar: There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. They’re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives. Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when I’m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which I’ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly. After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down. Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar I’m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know I’m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like I’ve made a big breakthrough with them. art therapy is important. You are exactly the teacher they need. It’s a brilliant idea and im so glad it works for them.

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nothingbutamother: dynastylnoire: ladycedar: There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. They’re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives. Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when I’m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which I’ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly. After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down. Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar I’m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know I’m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like I’ve made a big breakthrough with them. art therapy is important. You are exactly the teacher they need. It’s a brilliant idea and im so glad it works for them. This is seriously so wonderful. It’s easy to write certain kids off as “bad kids” but it’s important to remember that they’re kids. That kid who yells and cusses and throws chairs has absolute turmoil inside their little mind and has no idea how to deal with it. Instead of contributing to the madness, find a way to redirect the frustration. Teach them how to deal with stress in a healthy way. Children. Have. To. Be. Taught.: nothingbutamother: dynastylnoire: ladycedar: There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. They’re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives. Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when I’m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which I’ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly. After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down. Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar I’m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know I’m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like I’ve made a big breakthrough with them. art therapy is important. You are exactly the teacher they need. It’s a brilliant idea and im so glad it works for them. This is seriously so wonderful. It’s easy to write certain kids off as “bad kids” but it’s important to remember that they’re kids. That kid who yells and cusses and throws chairs has absolute turmoil inside their little mind and has no idea how to deal with it. Instead of contributing to the madness, find a way to redirect the frustration. Teach them how to deal with stress in a healthy way. Children. Have. To. Be. Taught.

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Shut it all down: Joseph Fink @PlanetofFinks Cancel all student debt right fucking now NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt Hundreds of baby boomers are taking classes at the University of Minnesota as part of its Senior Citizen Education Program and all for just $10 per credit. 1d EWS UN GROWING NUMBER OF BABY BOOMERS HEAD BACK TO CLASS Shut it all down

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: Periodddd 1h ago by Airyana from Camera Roll rubbing on my man. Ears, hair, head, back, chin all of dat yessss i miss me some him I'm such a touching females Where is this energy !!!!!!!! CHAT (+

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theonlysaylor: A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions. As always, click for HD. : emotion & body language body language: emotion Shiiting,1idgeting,grinning,L1Cking 11PS anticipation rubbing hands together slack-jawed, fixed gaze, unable to move awe clapping hands, shaking with laughter amusement slapping thighs, throwing head back biting smile back furrowed/lowered brow, flushed face, pointing ander or table, clenched fist/jaw, baring teeth throbbing veins in neck, scowling glaring, eye rolling, pressed lips, sighing annoyance fidgeting, sweating, playing with jewelry quickened breath, dry mouth/swallowing anxiety biting nails, stuttering, biting lip yawning, fridgeting, doodling, tapping feet boredom or shaking leg, playing with pen/pencil/hair lifted chin, head high, puffed chest, back straight, shoulders back, deliberate movement confidence tilted head, furrowed brow, shrugging, squinting confusion lifted chin, smirk, sneer, purse lips contempt emotion & body language body language: emotion twisted lips, twisted smile, half smile, shaking head, rolling eyes cynical one shoulder shrug, playing with hair/ring necklace/earring/earlobe, scratching face/ nose/neck, shuffling, fidgeting, looking down deceptive hesitation in speech, nodding while saying no shaking head while saving ves, licking lips covering/touching mouth crossed arms, hands hidden, keeping object or person between self and percieved threat defensive winking, touching hair or clothing, eye contact, looking up through lashes, arching des1ire dilated pupils, stretching wide-eyed (shocked), narrow-eyed (suspicious) raised brows (shocked),low brow (suspicious), crinkled nose, curled lip, turning away clenched eyes, covering mouth/nose, flinch disqust frown, creased brows, crossed arms, pressed lips, narrowed eyes displeasure fidgeting, rubbing/scratching neck, wide-eyed distress plaving with iewelry, rapid-breathing, fixing sleeves, holding self, trembling blush, stuttering, stammering, unable to embarrassment make eye contact, covering face, holding self, blinking back tears, looking down or at lights rubbing eyes/temples, yawning, staring off slouching, closing eyes, moving slow fatique emotion & body language body language: emotion shrinking back, wide-eyed, hunched shoulders, flinching, shaking/trembling, holding self fear shaking head, pinching bridge of nose frustrationrubing temples, clenching hands grinding/clenching teeth shaking with sobs, staring off, trembling, shuddered breaths, gasping sobs, curling in on self, lashing out/hitting things grief smile, laugh, hum, whistle, dancing, jumping hugging, giggling, crinkled eyes happiness eye contact, open posture, smiling, looking honesty upwards tapping feet, shaking leg, taping fingers impatience twirling pen, nodding quickly, checking time sighing, looking away crossed arms, sneer, narrowed eyes, sour expression, tight 1ips jealousy hands clenched or gripping something overwhelmed wide-eyed, missing time/conversations, palms to forehead, staring off talking fast, leaning forward, nodding, raised brows, wide-eyed, eager, double handed passionate handshake smiling, nudging, teasing, poking, winking goading, giggling, laughing playful emotion & body language body language: emotion head back, parted 1ips, eyes wide or closed, flushing, quick breath/pulse, arch neck/back pleasure chin up, back straight, shoulders back, chest out, firm handshake, open/spread posture pride biting lip, pressed lips, crossed arms dragging feet, pinching bridge of nose reluctance slouched posture, holding self, hesitant, sadness quivering, crying, sobbing, shaking, tremblling tight smile, hiding hands in pockets/crossed arms, looking down/away, covering face secretiveness bury face in hands, looking down/away slumped posture, pressed lips, straight mouth, wet eyes shame eyebrows raised, mouth open, gasp, hands over mouth, freezing, stepping back/away shock dropping objects in hand (s) avoiding eye contact, looking away/down blushing, bending head, keeping distance shyness stepping away, holding self smirk, one raised eyebrow, corners of mouth twitch upwards smugnesS narrowed eyes, furrowed/creased brow, frown tight lips, pressed lips, glance sideways watchful agaze closed eyes, staring off, stroking/touching thoughtfullness neck or jewelry, pinching bridge of nose stroke face/beard, rest chin on hand theonlysaylor: A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions. As always, click for HD.

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odinoco: only-johnny-depp: “The thing that hurt me is being presented as something that you’re really as far away from as you could possibly get, you know?” – Johnny Depp for the British GQ, October/2018 I’m sorry for the long post, but I had to say something….On the last 24 hours, Johnny has been in the news again, but now showing more proofs that SHE, Amber, is the who committed acts of domestic violence towards him. For me (and I think ALL of his fans) was – and still is – disgusting to read all the things that Johnny suffered… It’s beyond shocking! For the damage to his career, Johnny is suing Amber in $50 million for her “false allegations” against him: “an elaborate hoax to generate positive publicity” for her to “advance her career”, which made her a darling of the #MeToo movement, made her the first actress named a “Human Rights Champion of the United Nations Human Rights Office”, also was appointed “ambassador on women’s rights” at the American Civil Liberties Union, hired by L'Oreal Paris as its “global spokesperson and some people also believes that all of it opened the doors to her starring in “Aquaman”. While she was enjoying the attention, Johnny was, and still suffers consequences in his career, such as boycotts that some “haters” still makes. The whole new evidences are a rollercoaster of shocking things: The “eonline” revealed that he was dropped from his role on “Pirates of the Caribbean” days after she published her piece in the Washington Post in 2018. The numbers of proofs against Amber, rose so much that from the at least 29 evidences, some months ago, now has at least 87 newly evidences. This numbers are just from surveillance camera videos. An employee of the building reviewed building surveillance videos three days after the alleged incident where Amber claimed that Johnny attacked her, and “testified under oath that she saw Whitney Heard pretend to punch her sister in the face. Then Ms. Heard, Ms. Pennington (Heard’s best friend), and Whitney Heard all laughed.” I think the biggest new lie that broke my heart was the “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales ” incident: If you can’t remember, back to 2015, everybody was caught up by surprise when Johnny had to head back to USA from Australia to make a surgery in his finger, caused (at that time) for “unknown reasons.” Some time before, Amber claiming that he “he was the perpetrator of his own injury” because he punched a wall and throw a glass during a quarrel. Now was revealed that SHE WAS THE ONE WHO F*CKING THREW A BOTTLE OF VODKA AT HIM!!! Due to the impact, the bottle shattered when he made contact with his hand, cutting his finger almost to the bone, which had to be surgically reattached, and delaying the filming of POTC in a month. At that time, she claimed that Was revealed that Johnny has proofs that Amber was “spending some questionable time” with Tesla founder Elon Musk during their short marriage. While Johnny was working, he also claims Musk was given access to his home to spend the night with Heard on the same night she “presented her battered face to the public.” Amber keep giving the excuse of “confidentiality restrictions”, due to a divorce agreement in August 2016 “which prevent her from assisting the defendants with evidence to support their case”, but, the British judge, Mr. Justice Nicklin, announced: “I am not satisfied on the current evidence that Ms. Heard’s concerns about the restrictions that the divorce agreement imposes on her are well-founded.” Mr Justice Nicklin said that Johnny had stated clearly in his evidence to the court that he expects Heard give evidence in the proceedings, and “he will not attempt to prevent that” and added “The fact that Ms Heard presently thinks that there is some impediment to her giving evidence for the defendants is nothing to do with Mr Depp. Even if she were right, there would appear to be a number of ways of resolving the issue that have not yet been explored adequately or at all.”Now tell me: How can Amber claims to be a victim if EVERYTHING goes against her and she didn’t even is defending herself? Her lawyer, Eric M. George, called Johnny’s lawsuit “frivolous” and accused him of being “hell-bent on achieving self-destruction,” and said: “This frivolous action is just the latest of Johnny Depp’s repeated efforts to silence Amber Heard. She will not be silenced.” But guess what! He didn’t even saw the papers! He only saw parts of the lawsuit release by media! (what a joke!) Until now she said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, but CONFESSED UNDER OATH to a series of violent attacks TOWARDS Johnny!!!Guys, I’m so sorry for a long post, but I’m still astonished after all of it. Again, It’s not hard to understand what’s going on. It’s not hard to understand who is the abuser and the one trying to destroy a life. It’s not hard to choose the right side. Johnny only wants to stop all these false and defamatory publications and live his life. He just want to prove the truth, and has no fear of her “evidences”.Another proof we cannot forget of how Johnny is innocent, are his most recent movies. If Johnny had done what Amber says, do you believe that all the actors and directors who had work with Johnny since 2016, would still collaborate with him? Friendship is broken when a lie is told, so do you believe that his friends would still being his friends if it was true? That the Hollywood Vampires and his personal crew would still on his side? Don’t you ever thought how many times Johnny had to prove them that he is innocent, and how hard is he working to show the truth to the world? It’s sad that even after all of it, people still don’t believe him.If you read until here, I highly thank you, and I’d like you all to share your thoughts on your social media too. Show your support to Johnny!Please, for more information read these articles: E NEWS: Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Lawsuit Against Amber Heard BRITISH: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/johnny-depp-interview-2018 PRESS GAZETTE: Sun fails in bid to halt Johnny Depp libel action over ‘wife-beater’ claim BLAST: Johnny Depp Claims Amber Heard Started Improper ‘Relationship’ With Elon Musk 1-Month After Marriage BLAST: Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Amber Heard, Calls Her Abuse Claims an ‘Elaborate Hoax’ ET Canada: Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Amber Heard, Actress’ Attorney Responds We Are Always With You Johnny! Oh look, the person who made a bunch of claims with little to no proof has been ousted as a liar What a FUCKING SHOCK, AIN’T THAT RIGHT? : tumblr nly-johnny-dep # Believe!im 3. The op-ed's clear implication that Mr. Depp is a domestic abuser is categorically and demonstrably false. Mr. Depp never abused Ms. Heard. Her allegations against him were false when they were made in 2016. They were part of an elaborate hoax to generate positive publicity for Ms. Heard and advance her career. Ms. Heard's false allegations against Mr. Depp have benconclusivlrfed by two pndng polie offices, a litany of neutral third-party witnesses, and 87 newly obtained surveillance camera videos. With a prior arrest for violent domestic abuse and having confessed under oath to a series of violent attacks on Mr. Depp, Ms. Heard is not a victim of domestic abuse; she is a perpetrator. Ms. Heard violently abused Mr. Depp, just as she was caught and arrested for violently abusing her former domestic artner. In one particularly gruesome episode that occurred only one month into their marriage, Ms. Heard shattered the bones in the tip of Mr. Depp's right middle finger, almost completely cutting it off. Ms. Heard threw a glass vodka bottle at Mr. Depp-one of many projectiles that she launched at him in this and other instances. The bottle shattered as it came into contact with Mr. Depp's hand, and the broken glass and impact severed and shattered Mr. Depp's finger. Mr. Depp's finger had to be surgically reattached. Ms. Heard then disseminated false accounts of this incident, casting Mr. Depp as the perpetrator of his own injury odinoco: only-johnny-depp: “The thing that hurt me is being presented as something that you’re really as far away from as you could possibly get, you know?” – Johnny Depp for the British GQ, October/2018 I’m sorry for the long post, but I had to say something….On the last 24 hours, Johnny has been in the news again, but now showing more proofs that SHE, Amber, is the who committed acts of domestic violence towards him. For me (and I think ALL of his fans) was – and still is – disgusting to read all the things that Johnny suffered… It’s beyond shocking! For the damage to his career, Johnny is suing Amber in $50 million for her “false allegations” against him: “an elaborate hoax to generate positive publicity” for her to “advance her career”, which made her a darling of the #MeToo movement, made her the first actress named a “Human Rights Champion of the United Nations Human Rights Office”, also was appointed “ambassador on women’s rights” at the American Civil Liberties Union, hired by L'Oreal Paris as its “global spokesperson and some people also believes that all of it opened the doors to her starring in “Aquaman”. While she was enjoying the attention, Johnny was, and still suffers consequences in his career, such as boycotts that some “haters” still makes. The whole new evidences are a rollercoaster of shocking things: The “eonline” revealed that he was dropped from his role on “Pirates of the Caribbean” days after she published her piece in the Washington Post in 2018. The numbers of proofs against Amber, rose so much that from the at least 29 evidences, some months ago, now has at least 87 newly evidences. This numbers are just from surveillance camera videos. An employee of the building reviewed building surveillance videos three days after the alleged incident where Amber claimed that Johnny attacked her, and “testified under oath that she saw Whitney Heard pretend to punch her sister in the face. Then Ms. Heard, Ms. Pennington (Heard’s best friend), and Whitney Heard all laughed.” I think the biggest new lie that broke my heart was the “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales ” incident: If you can’t remember, back to 2015, everybody was caught up by surprise when Johnny had to head back to USA from Australia to make a surgery in his finger, caused (at that time) for “unknown reasons.” Some time before, Amber claiming that he “he was the perpetrator of his own injury” because he punched a wall and throw a glass during a quarrel. Now was revealed that SHE WAS THE ONE WHO F*CKING THREW A BOTTLE OF VODKA AT HIM!!! Due to the impact, the bottle shattered when he made contact with his hand, cutting his finger almost to the bone, which had to be surgically reattached, and delaying the filming of POTC in a month. At that time, she claimed that Was revealed that Johnny has proofs that Amber was “spending some questionable time” with Tesla founder Elon Musk during their short marriage. While Johnny was working, he also claims Musk was given access to his home to spend the night with Heard on the same night she “presented her battered face to the public.” Amber keep giving the excuse of “confidentiality restrictions”, due to a divorce agreement in August 2016 “which prevent her from assisting the defendants with evidence to support their case”, but, the British judge, Mr. Justice Nicklin, announced: “I am not satisfied on the current evidence that Ms. Heard’s concerns about the restrictions that the divorce agreement imposes on her are well-founded.” Mr Justice Nicklin said that Johnny had stated clearly in his evidence to the court that he expects Heard give evidence in the proceedings, and “he will not attempt to prevent that” and added “The fact that Ms Heard presently thinks that there is some impediment to her giving evidence for the defendants is nothing to do with Mr Depp. Even if she were right, there would appear to be a number of ways of resolving the issue that have not yet been explored adequately or at all.”Now tell me: How can Amber claims to be a victim if EVERYTHING goes against her and she didn’t even is defending herself? Her lawyer, Eric M. George, called Johnny’s lawsuit “frivolous” and accused him of being “hell-bent on achieving self-destruction,” and said: “This frivolous action is just the latest of Johnny Depp’s repeated efforts to silence Amber Heard. She will not be silenced.” But guess what! He didn’t even saw the papers! He only saw parts of the lawsuit release by media! (what a joke!) Until now she said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, but CONFESSED UNDER OATH to a series of violent attacks TOWARDS Johnny!!!Guys, I’m so sorry for a long post, but I’m still astonished after all of it. Again, It’s not hard to understand what’s going on. It’s not hard to understand who is the abuser and the one trying to destroy a life. It’s not hard to choose the right side. Johnny only wants to stop all these false and defamatory publications and live his life. He just want to prove the truth, and has no fear of her “evidences”.Another proof we cannot forget of how Johnny is innocent, are his most recent movies. If Johnny had done what Amber says, do you believe that all the actors and directors who had work with Johnny since 2016, would still collaborate with him? Friendship is broken when a lie is told, so do you believe that his friends would still being his friends if it was true? That the Hollywood Vampires and his personal crew would still on his side? Don’t you ever thought how many times Johnny had to prove them that he is innocent, and how hard is he working to show the truth to the world? It’s sad that even after all of it, people still don’t believe him.If you read until here, I highly thank you, and I’d like you all to share your thoughts on your social media too. Show your support to Johnny!Please, for more information read these articles: E NEWS: Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Lawsuit Against Amber Heard BRITISH: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/johnny-depp-interview-2018 PRESS GAZETTE: Sun fails in bid to halt Johnny Depp libel action over ‘wife-beater’ claim BLAST: Johnny Depp Claims Amber Heard Started Improper ‘Relationship’ With Elon Musk 1-Month After Marriage BLAST: Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Amber Heard, Calls Her Abuse Claims an ‘Elaborate Hoax’ ET Canada: Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Amber Heard, Actress’ Attorney Responds We Are Always With You Johnny! Oh look, the person who made a bunch of claims with little to no proof has been ousted as a liar What a FUCKING SHOCK, AIN’T THAT RIGHT?

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We clearly dont: Hayley Stokes @HayleyNichole03 Putting my dog down today so as l layed next to her crying she picked up her head, licked my cheek & scooted her toy towards me w her nose, looks up at me then layed her head back down. It was like she was telling me " here u can have this, I'l be fine" We do not deserve dogs. We clearly dont

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Its a shame Im out of the running after only 5 words.: Natalie 21 After a great first date we head back to yours for hot chocolate & missionary sex, an average evening. I call a few days later "I'm pregnant we do the right thing, wedding after just 4 months. We have our first child - Adrian. He has a tough childhood & gets bullied in school, he leaves a virgin, finishes Cambridge with a 1st in microbiology and pioneers a breakthrough in genes that cause cancer thus curing it Swipe right to cure cancer. Its a shame Im out of the running after only 5 words.

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Head Back: My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while he unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me 'we should have sex while my sister isn't home. I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said 'you've worn my trust.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car . .-. -

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It speaks for itself.: 08:371 Nicci 26 Occupational Therapist at Imperial College London University of Cape Town O 16 kilometres away After a great first date we head back to yours. We have a few more drinks, and then some awkward sex. A few days later I call - I'm pregnant and the baby is yours. We decide to do the right thing and get married. We have a healthy baby boy and name him Arthur. He's a sweet kid, but he gets bullied because of his glasses and his shit name. He grows up and goes to Cambridge. He majors in particle physics and does his PhD in sustainable clean energy. Swipe right to fix global warming SHARE NICCI'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS REPORT NICC It speaks for itself.

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Ill just leave this here. Enjoy. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2QNjnPb: GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE Proper prep is necessary for the photo to turn out how you want. One month of un-checked growth is the canvas to work with... A little male pattern baldness. 've never been to Tennessee, but if I had... My favorite but I didn't expect to get away with it RO RO Crossed my eyes while keeping one on the camera pushed my head back to give a double chin. OPERATOR LICENSE Class End NONE It was like christmas when it came in the mail. The only thing left to do was get pulled over! Ill just leave this here. Enjoy. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2QNjnPb

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Thank you condom, very cool via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UzMkx7: My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while he unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me 'we should have sex while my sister isn't home. I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said 'you've worn my trust.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car . .-. - Thank you condom, very cool via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UzMkx7

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Thank you condom, very cool by Faisalw117 MORE MEMES: My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while he unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me 'we should have sex while my sister isn't home. I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said 'you've worn my trust.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car . .-. - Thank you condom, very cool by Faisalw117 MORE MEMES

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Takin notes as we speak 🗣😂💯: My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while he unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me 'we should have sex while my sister isn't home. I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said 'you've won my trust'.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.. . -- Takin notes as we speak 🗣😂💯

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Found one: 80% 9:57 AM o 29 miles away Picture this, we're on a date. You take me to a generic restaurant of my choosing then we go out for a drink. After a few I'm a bit tipsy so we head back to my car. Cars on fire, you're shocked and ready to call 911. You look back at me, I have two marshmallows on a stick ready for roasting and more alcohol. You blush, we cuddle together while my blazing car keeps us warm. We joke, we laugh, you're about to lean in for kiss... I chloroform you and rob you. Wasn't even my car on fire Found one

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Best drivers liscense photo via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2uNbqfQ: GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE Proper prep is necessary for the photo to turn out how you want. One month of un-checked growth is the canvas to work with... A little male pattern baldness. I've never been to Tennessee, but if I had.... My favorite but I didn't expect to get away with it. RO RO Crossed my eyes while keeping one on the camera, pushed my head back to give a double chin. OPERATOR LICENSE 09/20 Cias Res A It was like christmas when it came in the mail. The only thing left to do was get pulled over! Best drivers liscense photo via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2uNbqfQ

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Best drivers liscense photo: GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE Proper prep is necessary for the photo to turn out how you want. One month of un-checked growth is the canvas to work with... A little male pattern baldness. I've never been to Tennessee, but if I had.... My favorite but I didn't expect to get away with it. RO RO Crossed my eyes while keeping one on the camera, pushed my head back to give a double chin. OPERATOR LICENSE 09/20 Cias Res A It was like christmas when it came in the mail. The only thing left to do was get pulled over! Best drivers liscense photo

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srsfunny: Best Way To Get A Driver’s License: GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE Proper prep is necessary for the photo to turn out how you want. One month of un-checked growth is the canvas to work with... A little male pattern baldness. I've never been to Tennessee, but if I had.... My favorite but I didn't expect to get away with it. RO Crossed my eyes while keeping one on the camera pushed my head back to give a double chin. OPERATOR LICENSE DLN 9/20 s class End NONE Res It was like christmas when it came in the mail. The only thing left to do was get pulled over! THE META PICTURE srsfunny: Best Way To Get A Driver’s License

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srsfunny:Best Way To Get A Driver’s License: GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE Proper prep is necessary for the photo to turn out how you want. One month of un-checked growth is the canvas to work with... A little male pattern baldness. I've never been to Tennessee, but if I had.... My favorite but I didn't expect to get away with it. RO Crossed my eyes while keeping one on the camera pushed my head back to give a double chin. OPERATOR LICENSE DLN 9/20 s class End NONE Res It was like christmas when it came in the mail. The only thing left to do was get pulled over! THE META PICTURE srsfunny:Best Way To Get A Driver’s License

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I hope everyone's having a wonderful day peace - Genuineguy: My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me 'we should have sex while my sister isn't home. I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said 'you've won my trust'.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car... . I hope everyone's having a wonderful day peace - Genuineguy

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What’s The Wedding Date And What Color Do You Want Me To Wear. 😍😍💦 MarryMe: When you bust in her mouth & she tilts her head back, gargles, then swallows with her mouth open. "I Love this nasty bitch" What’s The Wedding Date And What Color Do You Want Me To Wear. 😍😍💦 MarryMe

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You Belong To Me Now. 😈 NoMercy: When you tried to push his head back after you buss in his mouth, but he refuses to stop sucking all on your spot & takes your soul away @mr left hand You Belong To Me Now. 😈 NoMercy

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Uhhh this is a PG-13 page • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!: krystal, TooMuchforyaa So Kayla eating my pussy right? So l nutted and I'm like stop chill ya know? She steady going, She got braces I got a clit piercing I pulled her head back and my piercing ripped and her whole top row wire came off her braces op we was up all morning looking for the ER dentist. Uhhh this is a PG-13 page • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

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[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7k97s8/did_i_move_my_clothes_to_the_dryer/">Src</a>]: where is the can opener please james get your head back a the office this report is due soor [<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7k97s8/did_i_move_my_clothes_to_the_dryer/">Src</a>]

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Wholesome Queen via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2hFmENe">http://ift.tt/2hFmENe</a>: u/SatansJester- 7h l knew an ex palace guard, he said they had to stand to attention whenever a Royal passed, and the queen mother used to come by and my friend duly stood to attention, the QM used to say hello and pop a little wrapped sweet in his pocket, knowing the guard wasn't allowed to say thanks or anything Then as the QM went round a corner out of sight and guard relaxed his stance the QM would comically pop her head back round the corner meaning the guard had to snap back to attention, before she dissapeared again My friend said she was always very pleasant to the guards 722 Reply u/devonodev 3h Such a wholesome post, I like it 144 Reply Wholesome Queen via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2hFmENe">http://ift.tt/2hFmENe</a>

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Wholesome Queen: u/SatansJester- 7h l knew an ex palace guard, he said they had to stand to attention whenever a Royal passed, and the queen mother used to come by and my friend duly stood to attention, the QM used to say hello and pop a little wrapped sweet in his pocket, knowing the guard wasn't allowed to say thanks or anything Then as the QM went round a corner out of sight and guard relaxed his stance the QM would comically pop her head back round the corner meaning the guard had to snap back to attention, before she dissapeared again My friend said she was always very pleasant to the guards 722 Reply u/devonodev 3h Such a wholesome post, I like it 144 Reply Wholesome Queen

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*thrusts head back*: grim-grinning-gengar Follow Wehadfacesthen Big Jay McNeely setting the house on fire, Los Angeles, 1951, photo by Bob Willoughby dirtyriver Always reblog for these three guys in front of the stage *thrusts head back*

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Theres no way you can fail with these Chris lines: busterkeatons: shesdonejim: how to enter a relationship with chris pine 1. say "hello chris pine" 2. then ask him to dinner by saying "would you like to chris dine" 3. when you meet up for dinner tell him he is looking "chris fine" 4. once dinner is over head back to his place for some "chris wine" 5. after you have done all of the above, look deep into his eyes and say: "will you be chris mine?" #when he stares at you wordlessly say "baby give me a chris sign” Theres no way you can fail with these Chris lines

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I declare r/dankmemes to be in a state of emergency, for your safety, and for the preservation of society, halt the importation and exportation of meme goods via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2sYgQ9t">http://ift.tt/2sYgQ9t</a>: ANNOUNCEMENT] if you are coming here from buzzfeed, you are not welcome. Please just head back to your safe spaces Bu. FeeD NE S I declare r/dankmemes to be in a state of emergency, for your safety, and for the preservation of society, halt the importation and exportation of meme goods via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2sYgQ9t">http://ift.tt/2sYgQ9t</a>

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These exercises are great, but for the THREE that are really all you need, see this article: http://www.bona-fide-skincare.com/face-lift-exercise.html: HOW TO LOSE FACE FAT OEXERCISE Stick you tongue out as far as you can, curving it upward at the tip Hold for seconds x2 Tilt your head back lining up your lower jaw with you next Open eyes wide forcefully looking upward Mouth wide open, stretch touch Hold for 10 seconds x2 toward chin Look upward Stretch out the area below your nose Hold for 10 seconds x2 Make the O face with your mouth 2 FACE MASSACE 3 TIPS AND WARNINGS APPLY A CORRECT POSTURE DRINK PLENTY OF WATER In order to lose fat in a specific part of the body, one must lose fat overall However, these tips can help speed up the process AK These exercises are great, but for the THREE that are really all you need, see this article: http://www.bona-fide-skincare.com/face-lift-exercise.html

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The real friend (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter): FEEL. @LSilentN Apr 26 Fellas, it's the mid of the night u walk downstairs to get something to eat and ya girl best friend like this Wyd? 841 t 2.2K 5.5K Besus @it4dak Follow Replying to @LSilentN Bouta grab a beer and head back to bed cause I'm loyal and respect womer RETWEETS LIKES 1,671 8,897 11:56 PM-26 Apr 2017 わ41 1.7K 8.9K The real friend (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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The real friend: FEEL. @LSilentN Apr 26 Fellas, it's the mid of the night u walk downstairs to get something to eat and ya girl best friend like this Wyd? 841 t 2.2K 5.5K Besus @it4dak Follow Replying to @LSilentN Bouta grab a beer and head back to bed cause I'm loyal and respect womer RETWEETS LIKES 1,671 8,897 11:56 PM-26 Apr 2017 わ41 1.7K 8.9K The real friend

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R e s p e c t: FEEL. @LSilentN Apr 26 Fellas, it's the mid of the night u walk downstairs to get something to eat and ya girl best friend like this Wyd? 841 t 2.2K 5.5K Besus @it4dak Follow Replying to @LSilentN Bouta grab a beer and head back to bed cause I'm loyal and respect womer RETWEETS LIKES 1,671 8,897 11:56 PM-26 Apr 2017 わ41 1.7K 8.9K R e s p e c t

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<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebeyhive.tumblr.com/post/152612921295">thebeyhive</a>: <blockquote> Laverne Cox receives flowers and a handwritten card from Beyoncé for her Destiny’s Child performance on the Lip Sync Battle </blockquote>: Buttle douht avernecox when you are at work on #Doubt your new cbs legal drama premiering in 2017 and get flowers and a hand written card from the Queen Bey herself @beyonce. Thank you Beyonce for such a thoughtful gesture. You didn't have to but it means so much that you did. I am so happy you enjoyed the #LipSyncBattle tribute to Destiny's Child. You know I live for everything you do. EVERYTHING!! Thank you, thank you thank you!!!.. צצצצצ.צצ Thank you @dreamadew for thinking to take photos to document my utter shock and disbelief moments after opening the card. Thank you @farmercarla and @theladydeja for holding me up so l didn't fall to the floor as I lost control of my body. Thank you water proof mascara for keeping this makeup in tact cause I have to head back to set soon. Thank you @spikelsb for making this happen Wow, what a day! God is GOOD!! <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebeyhive.tumblr.com/post/152612921295">thebeyhive</a>: <blockquote> Laverne Cox receives flowers and a handwritten card from Beyoncé for her Destiny’s Child performance on the Lip Sync Battle </blockquote>

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Choking prevention with Bea Arthur and a unicornomg-humor.tumblr.com: CHOKING! Ask "ARE YOU CHOKING?" Call 911 if person can't speak or breathe. IF PERSON IS AWAE Make a fist. Place it above the person's belly b.. on, well below the rib cage. Pull sharply, inward and upward. Continue until the food comes out or the person can breathe. IF PERSON STOPS RESPONDING: Open the mouth. If food is there, take it out. If food is not visible, tilt the person's head back. Pinch the person's nose. Place your mouth over the person's mouth and give two breaths. Push hard repeatedly in chest center for 20 seconds. Check breathing. Repeat from start. FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM MEMEPIX.COM Choking prevention with Bea Arthur and a unicornomg-humor.tumblr.com

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You know you’ve made it as a meme documentalist <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/good-shit">when Know Your Meme plagiarises</a> your <a href="http://memedocumentation.tumblr.com/post/120560786930/explained-good-shit-meme">meme explanation post</a>.Honestly, though, someone needs to fix the formatting on the Know Your Meme piece. : Good Shit eise good shit good 494 osay so myselsUpdated 3 days ago by Nikko Thomas ats whud in talking abou righd t Added 3 days ago by Nikko Thomas 2 Share this Entry g+10 Submit Like us on Facebook! Like 540k PROTIP: Press 'i' to view the image gallery, 'v' to view the video gallery, or 'r' to view a random entry. This submission is currently being researched & evaluated! You can help confirm this entry by contributing facts, media, and other evidence of notability and mutation ABOUT The "Good Shit" Meme is a meme that centers around a text with heavy use of emojis ORIGIN This text became popular on Tumblr after a post made on 24 May 2015 in which the text followed the statement "birds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away The meme typically follows this format [statement or image that could be considered 'good shit'] Meme Status Submission Year 2015 Origin tumblr.com Tags tumblr, text, emoticon Explained: good shit meme The good shit meme is a meme that centers around a text with a heavy use of emojis . There have been slightly variations in the text, but for the most part, the text is as follows deedeedee 66 66 good shit good sHir& thats V some good shit rightth erea right/there Vif i dosay so my self 100 i say so 100 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ght thee) mMMMMMM100 HO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo胤胤胤胤100 666666 Good shit . This text became popular on Tumblr after a post made on 24 May 2015 in which the text followed the statement "birds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away" The meme typically follows this format: [statement or image that could be considered 'good shit' ] 666 good shit good sHita thats some gooda shit say so 100 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus : r1ght there) mlMMMMM100 HO0000000000000oo。。。。。。。。。巡选100 ee ee ee邋邋Good shit You know you’ve made it as a meme documentalist <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/good-shit">when Know Your Meme plagiarises</a> your <a href="http://memedocumentation.tumblr.com/post/120560786930/explained-good-shit-meme">meme explanation post</a>.Honestly, though, someone needs to fix the formatting on the Know Your Meme piece.

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Hey There Book, You Wanna Head Back to My Place?http://advice-animal.tumblr.com: Hey There Book, You Wanna Head Back to My Place?http://advice-animal.tumblr.com

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