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Arguing, Ass, and Ass Eating: The Head Problem This is a serious debate that threatens to tear us all apart, so I will attempt to give my final opinion on the matter in a civil manner. Firstly, because the picture asking the question was an edit of the original which changed the order of the girls, I will not be considering the characteristics of the Chipettes. I will focus solely on the Chipmunks (being Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.) Now, for the first point of contention I would like to prove that the Chipmunks are actually receiving blowjobs instead of having their asses eaten as some people would have it. To understand this, we need to talk about perspective. Perspective is drawing an image so that it is as seen by the eye, adding depth to a two-dimensional picture. (The original photo fm somy for showing you this) So, what does that have to do with the heights of the Chipettes? Simply put, they look lower on the bodies of the Chipmunks than they actually are due to an angled perspective We can tell from these uneven perspective lines that we are not looking at this from a linear view but an angled view The Chipettes appear lower than they actually are because the perspective is above the action looking down on p s From a linear perspective, the Chipettes mouths would be at the right height to be giving the Chipmunks the head they are purported to have received. This confirms that they are actually receiving blowjobs and that the original question is valid, while at the same time disproving the ass-eating theory. Now that we know that the Chipmunks are truly getting head, we can continue to discuss which chipmunk is getting the best head. As we can see, Alvin has his hand on Eleanor's head, and as one user suggested, this indicates that Alvin feels he needs to put in some work to improve the head he's getting, meaning it's not top quality. His grip on the couch does not appear particularly strong either due to very little bunching of the fabric in his hand, indicated by the single line. Based on Alvinis eyes you might assume he is in severe ecstasy but in actuality his head is sti forward instead of pressing back against the couch The head he got was not enough to make hims completely lose his posture, making it the weakest The head Theodore received was enough to send him into complete limp ecstasy While some would say Theodore has fallen asleep due to lack of stimulus, the arch of his brow suggests a conscious (if not voluntary) effort. How far his mouth is open also supports an involuntary ecstatic reaction it is also worth noting that Theodore, being obese, has the east constitution out of the chipmunks and his lack of endurance likely makes him run out of stamina and produce this reaction even if the head he receives is not as good Simon is the one getting the best head His head is forward as he crunches his body forwards in sheer exhiliration The amount of stimulus is enough to make Simon try to push Bnitney away as opposed to pulling her towards him ike Alvin His feet are curled long enough to push his shoes off, which is another involuntary reaction While you may arque his expression is softer and therefore more tame, I argue represents pure ecstasy fwe loo a ey amwcane that ahe's ung her hand to enance IeepeenceThwonlyplst the onal unadg and due to the depute over which pr to use not be taking that as vidence What do know s that Ses head so good thal he t only atmantan potre bt s g mecotr due to pe pronded In conclusion, while I find Simon to be the winner Theodorists have grounds for a solid second-place argument challenging Simon. Alvinists, go home. Lets settle it ritards
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