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Heardly: how did you fuck up /b/? >be me 2 years ago have best friend we call him by his last name which will be boone >has a cute sister who we don't call boone but she is aware of our nickname for him >she's into me i'm into her >boone flipped when i sat him down and told him about our mutual infatuation with each other >completely ruined everything threatened to fight me and my brother >we made up a few weeks later but it was never the same for us sister calls it off and won't even have a private fing or even a bump and dump to get all that tension out of us fast forward to now friend moved away leaving family behind >his sister hits me up on facebook cuz we still keep in contact to laugh and joke and discuss things flirt a little and she says we should get together go out for drinks one night >long story short we had one drink and she was back at my place >making out against a wall she wants it rough grab her by the hair and lead her to the bed >bend her over and start pounding pussy so good i almost came right away >hold it in and continue to fuck her >get really into it out of nowhere start thinking about boone not in a gay way i mean how he would kill me if he knew makes me get more into it because "forbidden fruit the whole time im talking shit to her >"yeah you like that dick bitch? i don't think you can handle it takes it as a challenge and tells me to lay on the bed hops on and starts swerving all over my dick start boosting her ego by moaning and talking dirty still thinking about how her bro would HATE this S"oh fuck yeah baby" >you know just how to ride that thing >"oh yeah boone fuck me she heard it and stopped immediately. said "what the fuck?" and hopped off. my dick went soft. i knew what i did. couldn't take it back. pretty sure she thinks i'm gay for her bro and was using her in some sick "well if i can't have one boone ill take the next best thing" thing. fuck me /b/tell me about shit you did to help me feel better
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Heardly: Bill Adams 1 week ago Lisa R damn bitch get a life REPLY 8 Lisa R 1 week ago (edited) Bill Adams you mean, "damn, girl, get a lower IQ". Having a high IQ causes us to over-analyze the world around us in a world of non analytical humans. If I have a stroke, my IQ could plummet down to 86 and then I'll be like "damn bitch. Damn bitch. Damn bitch. Shit. Damn Mother fuckah. Shit.." finally fit in with the mainstream think tank. What does "get a life" even mean? I could spend hours analyzing those 3 words alone. The first time I heard that phrase, I thought it meant "kill someone" l own a horse ranch and employ Americans and Mexican Americans. I married a successful man and got out of the hood after only a few years of living in America while my female peers are still stuck there watching their kids get shot at only 14 yro. I have a modest circle of friends and large family. I have lived in multiple countries and continents and have friends in each. I go out at least once a week. I have several children all of whom are straight A students. I read one book a week. 52 a year. I have mastered the violin and can hang on piano and have begun to learn other instruments. I can paint anything I see in vivid detail. I made it into MIT but not through it. The level of English was too high for me. And I can go on vacation anytime or anywhere I want. But still, somehow, I ain't got a life. So, apparently, it is scientifically impossible to get a life. Why tell me to get something that can't be gotten? Show less REPLY 1
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Heardly: I-l [deleted] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) You're wrong about that, most of them are jerks and deluded individuals making fun of him, trying to kiss up, or professing their love for him. I don't want your sympathy, I'm telling you to back off. Someone who has SZD and hasn't been on any medications will have delusional beliefs and not know what they need or want. You don't know him and you never knew him, so I don't know what makes people assume that a person wants to talk to them if they're posting videos or sharing ideas. Many YouTubers make videos, you don't expect that they actually want to talk to you, do you? All he wanted was to be heard, nothing more. I don't care if it sounds offensive, what I know is that you've (not you in particular, his whole "fanbase") offended him and have caused him annoyance and pain. Do you have any idea what it's like to be locked up in a mental hospital for 90 days? Do you want to know what this obsession has caused him? And yet people continue to harass him and say, "I love you, marry me! sending more!].wanna get high together?" You are literally enforcing shit that I have worked very hard with him to get away from in order to improve his health and wellbeing. I have no respect for any of you fools who do drugs, say you love someone you've never met, or feel directly entitled to stalk, talk to, and make preconceptions about someone you don't know with the intention of being mean. That makes you cruel and disrespectful and we don't want to have anything to do with people who are so bored with their lives that they literally have nothing better to do than say vapid, erroneous, and mean-spirited things. You have no idea what I've been through to get him to where is today or half of the things he's been through. He's NOT coming back, so get over it. You're not entitled to anything or to anybody, go cry about it somewhere else https://m.youtube.com/watch?v-mQvteoFiMIg hello, let's talk bro.insert long ass message here; but wait, keep Also, I'm not saying he's not important than anybody else, but he is more important than anybody else to me. For anyone to think that their ideas would interest anyone who's famous or even sitting next to them, is fairly preposterous and naΓ―ve. I have an IQ of 186 and plenty ideas, but in my whole life, never have I ever thought, "You know who would be interested in this? Stephen Hawking. Yeah, let me just go talk to him and let me buy a ticket to Cambridge while I'm at it and knock on his door and send him an email so we can talk about how much we love cosmology and mathematical equations and how deities are not real! Yeah! Let's go do that!" I would be the biggest idiot in the world to actually think that and even more stupid to go through with it, which is exactly what half of the world thinks and does because you exalt and praise those on the media whom you've never even met in your life. And if everyone is as equally as important as you say, I want to see all of you messaging each other, emailing each other, going to each other's houses and knocking on each other's doors. DO IT. Go see how it feels and if you like it. But you won't, because you're a hypocrite with invalid emotional viewpoints that can be flipped on a grill
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[facebook] "Aspiring plus size model" wants to smash beauty norms: dded a new photo 1 hr . Instagram . I reached out to a photographer with high reviews to take some pictures of me. She asked for my height, dress size and insta and I sent all these things and here are some choice quotes from her response: 1) After complimenting my height she says: "On the other hand you have strong features which in the modeling world usually goes with skinny high fashion." -Yes, because only skinny people can be striking. And people like @theashleygraham @tessholliday @curvycampbell are certainly not striking. 2)"Your hair needs a cut because it's outdated."-My hair is a representation of my identity. So yes, let's straighten that shit and let's take away my culture.Go down to Argentina where part of my family is from and tell me if my hair is outdated. My hair is a celebration of everything that l'm not. 3) "With the right production, right haircut, makeup you would stand out on your photos but then again sizewise you are in the edge. Not really thin, not really plum."-I don't know what plum means but it often seems like femmes can't win. You're always too something I didn't ask this lady for any critiques on my body l just asked her to take my headshot, but when you don't fit into a preconditioned paradigm people automatically feel that your body warrants commentary and that you are automatically unhappy with it. 4) "To me it is hard to say tha, but knowing NY and their preferences I find hard to believe that it will pay off for you because competition in modeling these days is harder than ever."-Once again I didn't ask you, and last I checked the fashion industry's preferences are white, blonde, size 0, straight hair, button nose, 5'8-5'10, and while I am whiteI clearly don't have any of those other things going for me. Yes, shocking, I have looked in a mirror. 5)"I don't see talent in you. And I don't want to create expectations in someone and see another great beautiful girl wasting time in chasing dreams,spend money in building a portfolio."-It's my $ to spend and once again, I didn't ask you. And your pseudo paternalism and concern for my -wellbeing doesn't fool me. You don't give a shit. Lemme break it down: I was a kid I wish there were people that looked like me on the cover of magazines, I wish there were body+ instas. Because if you didn't look like Kate Moss you were gross. Lemme further break it down: Anything mean you could say I've thought it and thought it again and heard it and heard it again Kate Moss you were gross. Lemme further break it down: Anything mean you could say I've thought it and thought it again and heard it and heard it again. My question is this: What's so wrong with wanting to smash conventional notions of beauty? Who have these notions ever really benefitted? Have they ever done anything but cause harm? Rhetorical. 2 4 3 IB BERTINE area's Like Comment d 61 others [facebook] "Aspiring plus size model" wants to smash beauty norms
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