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Cuddle buddy resume a facebook friend of mine received. Pure cringe.: 1 49% 1 49% 1 49% O ll MetroPCS LTE l MetroPCS LTE 1:03 PM 1:05 PM l MetroPCS LTE K Inbox Resume.docx Done Done Resume.docx Loyalty and Honesty Very experienced in loyal and honest friendships/relationships. Have had the same best friend since 8th grade. Don't play games. Always 100. Wear my heart on my sleeve and am not afraid to tell you my thoughts about you or anything we may discuss. From KT SINGLE, CONFIDENT MALE WITH GOOD JOB AND Hide To: CAR To obtain a date with an interesting, beautiful woman and become the best cuddle buddy she can have, Objective Cuddle Buddy Resume November 10, 2017 at 11:59 AM Experience Have had multiple long term relationships since high school. Longest was 4.5 years. Also know how to keep it casual if that's what's required. Knowledgeable in how to keep a woman happy in every way imaginable. Not controlling, enjoy spending time Strength I can pick things up and put them down. Can also perform this task gently (babies are gentle creatures). Can open jars with ease and can be a protector from strangers and creeps. Also assists in various other tasks that can be discussed upon questioning Skills I'd like to start off by stating you are absolutely work an actual application/resume. You're very amazing and hella attractive. Thought so since we first met, but, you know. Couldn't really say anything until now. Hope you enjoy. together but will not smother you. Perfectly cool with going out or staying in. Endurance I might be a chubby guy but I have stamina. Can carry things for long periods of time. This also helps in various other parts of the cuddle buddy role. I can nap for prolonged periods of time and can stay in the same spot for days if required (nobody wants to wake a sleeping child) Intelligence I'm a smarty pants. I know large amount of things and stuff. Excellent with computers and minor house repairs. Also assists in general day to day tasks and conversation. You won't be dulled to death by dumbness Emotions Likes/Dislikes I'm into video games, comics, super heroes, nerd stuff. Enjoy binge watching just about anything on Netflix. Into movies but don't like movie theaters. Bars are cool but I don't drink, still frequently go to hang out with friends. Pretty much down for anything whenever and wherever. Tap to Download References Available upon Request (legit do have references Resume.docx too) I have them, and they're available. Also can read your emotions and know when I do or say something dumb (which is bound to happen, I'm a man). This also allows me know how to make up for said action, whether that be with gifts of monetary value or cooking your favorite meal while you stare at me in anger with a hint of awe and wonder Bedroom 23.7 KB If you have any additional questions or concerns, please contact me via email, Book of the Face Persuasion, or by phone which is listed at the top of this document Thank you for your consideration, Information available upon request. Not shy about anything. Like to keep it spicy. The best decision you haven't made yet Handsomeness Naturally handsome. Nice beard. Fat booty for a white guy. Tattoos. Blue eyes. Dimples that will slay you. Good fashion sense. Loyalty and Honesty Very experienced in loyal and honest 诐- Cuddle buddy resume a facebook friend of mine received. Pure cringe.

Cuddle buddy resume a facebook friend of mine received. Pure cringe.

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An ex-coworker; he really thought he did something: 53% l Virgin 10 53% Virgin 10:44 PM 10:45 PM extremely comfortable with with my sexuality and frequently make sexual jokes, I'm loyal to a fault, I listening to people's inner struggles and trying to alleviate their pain, and I love myself and know tha mins Rant: ladies, none of you are so attractive or so desirable that you don't have to have the decenc constant striving to improve both the world and respond. When someone attempts to communica myself grants me the knowledge that I deserve to with you, regardless of their intent, they're still a human being. You know what it's feels like to reac it so I'm not looking to fuck, my romantic life is ev out to meet new people to broaden your friend gr to be ignored and treated like you aren't worth ev being spoken to? The reason you never say, "I appreciate that you reached out, but I'm not interested in talking to you" is because y'all don't know if you do or not. You sit there on your high horses begging for some attention so you can ignrefuse to eat sour krout on bratwurst. This shit is them because it makes you "bad". Congratulation treated with respect. My sex life is exactly how I w better as I wear my heart on my sleeve, and finan I want nothing from you. I see people as books I b library: I want the chance to read your story, discc your joys and sorrows, strengths and weaknesses loves and hates, why you organize things alphabetically instead of numerically, why you tap your feet together when you're nervous, why you you are bad: bad at being kind, at communicating Tascinating to me and I reach out because I want at having integrity. Just because a person wantst benefit your life with my friendship instead of beir talk to you, doesn't mean you're desirable for you another guy who reminds you why you hate the m organs, you might just be a person we haven't rea gender in the first place. interacted with. Ever think maybe you could be blowing the opportunity of meeting a guy who honestly just wants to treat you like another huma children who were never told that you're as huma being and discuss life, politics, religion, or whatev the same, hurt the same, and bleed the same. Yo As of right now, you overly self-absorbed and sha the rest of us don't deserve my friendship. You lo is that makes you YOU? not too pretty to show some fucking decency. Thi isn't mean girls so stop acting like a fucking Regir Here's a bit about myself to break the ice for youwe're all born on the same damn planet and will a want to assume you know me: I'm overly honest a my life, I love discussions about religion and politi views (preferably in a debate), I'm very outgoing/ friendly and extremely complimentary, I love maki profound amotnt of pop culture references, I'm extremely comfortable with with my sexuality and on the same. Damn. Planet. It's time y'all take a step back and realize you're human too. Rant over 3 Comm An ex-coworker; he really thought he did something
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Nice guy doesn't understand why girls run away from him "As of right now, you overly self-absorbed and shallow children who were never told that you're as human as the rest of us dont deserve my friendship.": wear my heart on my sleeve, and financially I want nothing from you. I see people as books in a library: want the chance to read your story, discover your joys and sorrows, strengths and weaknesses, loves and hates, why you organize things alphabetically instead of numerically, why you tap your feet together when you're nervous, why you refuse to eat sour krout on bratwurst. This shit is fascinating to me and I reach out because I want to benefit your life with my friendship instead of being another guy who reminds you why you hate the male gender in the first place. Rant: ladies, none of you are so attractive or so desirable that you don't have to have the decency to respond. When someone attempts to communicate with you, regardless of their intent, they're still a human being. You know what it's feels like to reach out to meet new people to broaden your friend group to be ignored and treated like you aren't worth even being spoken to? The reason you never say, "l appreciate that you reached out, but I'm not interested in talking to you" is because y'all don't know if you do or not. You sit there on your high horses begging for some attention so you can ignore them because it makes you "bad". Congratulations, you are bad: bad at being kind, at communicating and at having integrity. Just because a person wants to talk to you, doesn't mean you're desirable for your sex organs, you might just be a person we haven't really interacted with. Ever think maybe you could be blowing the opportunity of meeting a guy who honestly just wants to treat you like another human being and discuss life, politics, religion, or whatever it is that makes you YOU? As of right now, you overly self-absorbed and shallow children who were never told that you're as human as the rest of us don't deserve my friendship. You love the same, hurt the same, and bleed the same. You're not too pretty to show some fucking decency. This isn't mean girls so stop acting like a fucking Regina-we're all born on the same damn planet and will all die on the same. Damn. Planet. It's time y'all take a step back and realize you're human too. Rant over. Here's a bit about myself to break the ice for you who want to assume you know me: I'm overly honest about my life, I love discussions about religion and political views (preferably in a debate), I'm very outgoing/ friendly and extremely complimentary, I love making a profound amount of pop culture references, I'm extremely comfortable with with my sexuality and frequently make sexual jokes, I'm loyal to a fault, I love listening to people's inner struggles and trying to alleviate their pain, and I love myself and know that my constant striving to improve both the world and myself grants me the knowledge that I deserve to be treated with respect. My sex life is exactly how I want it so I'm not looking to fuck, my romantic life is even better as l Nice guy doesn't understand why girls run away from him "As of right now, you overly self-absorbed and shallow children who were never told that you're as human as the rest of us dont deserve my friendship."
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Sounds like a nice guy to me (pt2): all Virgin 10:45 PM 53% extremely comfortable with with my sexuality and frequently make sexual jokes, I'm loyal to a fault, I love listening to people's inner struggles and trying to alleviate their pain, and I love myself and know that my constant striving to improve both the world and myself grants me the knowledge that I deserve to be treated with respect. My sex life is exactly how I want it so l'm not looking to fuck, my romantic life is even better as I wear my heart on my sleeve, and financially want nothing from you. I see people as books I be a library: I want the chance to read your story, discover your joys and sorrows, strengths and weaknesses, loves and hates, why you organize things alphabetically instead of numerically, why you tap your feet together when you're nervous, why you refuse to eat sour krout on bratwurst. This shit is fascinating to me and I reach out because I want to benefit your life with my friendship instead of being another guy who reminds you why you hate the male gender in the first place As of right now, you overly self-absorbed and shallow children who were never told that you're as human as the rest of us don't deserve my friendship. You love the same, hurt the same, and bleed the same. You're not too pretty to show some fucking decency. This isn't mean girls so stop acting like a fucking Regina- we're all born on the same damn planet and will all die on the same. Damn. Planet It's time y'all take a step back and realize you're human too. Rant over. 3 Comments Sounds like a nice guy to me (pt2)
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鈥淵ou are bad at being kind鈥: ill 77% 9:01 Q Search Rant: ladies, none of you are so attractive or so desirable that you don't have to have the decency to respond. When someone attempts to communicate with you, regardless of their intent, they're still a human being. You know what it's feels like to reach out to meet new people to broaden your friend group to be ignored and treated like you aren't worth even being spoken to? The reason you never say, "I appreciate that you reached out, but I'm not interested in talking to you" is because y'all don't know if you do or not. You sit there on your high horses begging for some attention so you can ignore them because it makes you "bad". Congratulations, you are bad: bad at being kind, at communicating and at having integrity. Just because a person wants to talk to you, doesn't mean you're desirable for your sex organs, you might just be a person we haven't really interacted with. Ever think maybe you could be blowing the opportunity of meeting a guy who honestly just wants to treat you like another human being and discuss life, politics, religion, or whatever it is that makes you YOU? Here's a bit about myself to break the ice for you who want to assume you know me: I'm overly honest about my life, I love discussions about religion and political views (preferably in a debate), I'm very outgoing/friendly and extremely complimentary, I love making a profound amount of pop culture references, I'm extremely comfortable with with my sexuality and frequently make sexual jokes, I'm loyal to a fault, I love listening to people's inner struggles and trying to alleviate their pain, and I love myself and know that my constant striving to improve both the world and myself grants me the knowledge that I deserve to be treated with respect. My sex life is exactly how I want it so I'm not looking to fuck, my romantic life is even better as I wear my heart on my sleeve, and financially I want nothing from you. I see people as books in a library: I want the chance to read your story, discover your joys and sorrows, strengths and weaknesses, loves and hates, why you organize things alphabetically instead of numerically, why you tap your feet together when you're nervous, why you refuse to eat sour krout on bratwurst. This shit is fascinating to me and reach out because I want to benefit your life with my friendship instead of being another guy who reminds you why you hate the male gender in the first place As of right now, you overly self-absorbed and shallow children who were never told that you're as human as the rest of us don't deserve my friendship. You love the same, hurt the same, and bleed the same. You're not too pretty to show some fucking decency. This isn't mean girls so stop acting like a fucking Regina-we're all born on the same damn planet and will all die on the same. Damn. Planet. It's time y'all take a step back and realize you're human too. Rant over. OO 15 54 Comments Like Share Comment 鈥淵ou are bad at being kind鈥
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Heart On My Sleeve: MetroPCS LTE 1:03 PMM 49%M- MetroPCS LTE 49% 1 ..il MetroPCS LTE 1:05 PMM 49% Inbox Done Resume.docx Done Resume.docx Loyalty and Honesty Very experienced in loyal and honest KT friendships/relationships. Have had the same best friend since 8h grade. Don't play games. Always 100. Wear my heart on my sleeve and am not afraid to tell you my thoughts about you or anything we may discuss Hide SINGLE, CONFIDENT MALE WTTH GOOD JOB AND CAR Cuddle Buddy Resume November 10, 2017 at 11:59 AM Objective To obtain a date with an interesting, beautiful woman and become the best cuddle buddy she can have perience Have had multiple long term relationships since high school how to keep it casual if that's what's required. Knowledgeable in every way imaginable. Not controlling, enjoy spending time you. Perfectly cool with going out or staying in SkillsStrength Longest was 4.5 years. Also know in how to keep a woman happy together but will not smother I can pick things up and put them down. Can also perform this task gently (babies are gentle creatures). Can open jars with ease and can be a protector from strangers and creeps. Also assists in various other tasks that can be discussed upon questioning I'd like to start off by stating you are absolutely work an actual application/resume. You're very amazin;g and hella attractive. Thought so since we first met but, you know. Couldn't really say anything until now. Hope you enjoy Endurance I might be a chubby guy but I have stamina. Can carry things for long periods of time. This also helps in various other parts of the cuddle buddy role. I can nap for prolonged periods of time and can stay in the same spot for days if required (nobody wants to wake a sleeping child) Likes/Dislikes I'm into video games, comics, super heroes, nerd stuff. Enjoy binge watching just about anything on Netflix. Into movies but don't like movie theaters. Bars are cool but I don't drink, still frequently go to hang out with friends. Pretty much down for anything whenever and wherever Intelligence I'm a smarty pants. I know large amount of things and stuff. Excellent with computers and minor house repairs. Also assists in general day to day tasks and conversation. You won't be dulled to death by dumbness Tap to Download Resume.docx 23.7 KB References Available upon Request (legit do have references Emotions I have them, and they're available. Also can read your too) emotions and know when I do or say something dumb (which is bound to happen, I'm a man). This also allows me know how to make up for said action, whether that be with gifts of monetary value or cooking your favorite meal while you stare at me in anger with a hint of awe and wonder If you have any additional questions or concerns, please contact me via email, Book of the Face Persuasion, or by phone which is listed at the top of this document Thank you for your consideration, Bedroom Information available upon request. Not shy about Handsomeness Naturally handsome. Nice beard. Fat booty for a white anything. Like to keep it spicy The best decision you haven t made yet guy. Tattoos. Blue eyes. Dimples that wl slay you Good fashion sense Loyalty and Honesty Very experienced in loyal and honest
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