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Dude, Hello, and Omg: <p><a href="http://plzza-party.tumblr.com/post/168926340729/setheverman-haiku-robot-kyxhk" class="tumblr_blog">plzza-party</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/168920995581/haiku-robot-kyxhk-setheverman-hello-its" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://haiku-robot.tumblr.com/post/168891127183/kyxhk-setheverman-hello-its-my-face-very" class="tumblr_blog">haiku-robot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kyxhk.tumblr.com/post/168891117431/setheverman-hello-its-my-face-very-close-too" class="tumblr_blog">kyxhk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/168890523273/hello-its-my-face-very-close-too-close" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hello it’s my face very close too close</p></blockquote> <p>you may not like it but this is what the perfect swedish man looks like</p> </blockquote> <i>you may not like it <br/>but this is what the perfect <br/>swedish man looks like </i><br/><hr><br/><small>^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | <a href="http://bit.ly/2yyjZw0"><u>Who do I read?</u></a> | <a href="mailto:thathaikubot@gmail.com"><u>Contact</u></a> | <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxeWmSLRhkoo9PmE"><b><u>HAIKU BOT NO</u></b></a> | <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/l2RnFnR3Bwgjpb1FS"><u>Good bot!</u></a> | Meep morp! Zeet!</small> </blockquote> <p>thank you you’re right i really don’t like this</p> </blockquote> <p>No offense to this guy, but, </p> <p>I don’t get it? Why does everyone think he’s the sexiest dude? I mean at best a 6.5-7 like attractive but not OMG TAKE ME NOW level</p> </blockquote> <p>a 6.5-7/10? hell yeah i’ll take that</p>

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Animals, Ass, and Cats: CFS <p><a href="https://superbuzzwheeze-unsolved.tumblr.com/post/166464949754/vrabia-ayniasaubade" class="tumblr_blog">superbuzzwheeze-unsolved</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://vrabia.tumblr.com/post/159233122371/ayniasaubade-philosophy-and-coffee" class="tumblr_blog">vrabia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ayniasaubade.tumblr.com/post/158895662021/philosophy-and-coffee-the-multiverse" class="tumblr_blog">ayniasaubade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://philosophy-and-coffee.tumblr.com/post/158812914216/the-multiverse-iliveforthefantasy" class="tumblr_blog">philosophy-and-coffee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-multiverse.tumblr.com/post/158806149390/iliveforthefantasy-panda2296" class="tumblr_blog">the-multiverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iliveforthefantasy.tumblr.com/post/71001958640/panda2296-musingsofaramblerrr-hello-little">iliveforthefantasy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://panda2296.tumblr.com/post/68035252512/musingsofaramblerrr-hello-little-human-okay-i">panda2296</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://musingsofaramblerrr.tumblr.com/post/67797278635/hello-little-human-okay-i-kiss-you-now">musingsofaramblerrr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.</p> </blockquote> <p>FUN FACT</p> </blockquote> <p>Omfg</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s just blatantly untrue. While cats have been known to eat human corpses, it’s generally only when they’re starving and have no other food source. <br/> Seriously, quit demonizing cats.</p> </blockquote> <p>Nose touches (as you see here) are a cats way of saying hello. It’s a friendly greeting. It’s NOT checking for breath.</p> <p>Laying on a human (as you see here) is literally cat cuddling. Thats it.</p> <p>We have literal records of cats going out of their way to save the lives of children from various dangers, from fires, to dog attacks, to choking to death. Its very easy to look up.</p> <p>The only cases of cats eating their humans, have always been when their human died and it has been several days without the body being found. Amazingly this tends to line up with the cat not being fed and therefore STARVING. </p> <p>It’s also a common thing among most pet animals too? Like sorry, your dog will do it too. Hell, ever heard of the the Donner Party? Humans aren’t exempt. When faced with survival, you try and survive.</p> <p>STOP DEMONIZING CATS FOR BEING ANIMALS.</p> <p>(And I mean, all it takes is a quick google search to figure this out, but no lets spread misinformation about innocent animals?)</p> <p>If you actually truly believe cats are out to get you, and are cold and not affectionate, or whatever else people use to justify demonizing cats… You need to actually look up cat behavior. Your cat who ‘ignores’ you? More often than not is just respecting your space. Your cat who lashes out? Probably not feeling safe in their environment. Your cat brings you gross things? Trying to look after you.</p> <p>Cats aren’t dogs. They have a set way of communication, and while they can learn dofferent expressions of affection, it will always be less evident than with dogs (who are particularily malleable to human behavior.) This doesn’t mean they are any less loving or capable of bonds.</p> <p>All it takes is a quick google search to figure out why your cat does what they do. And literally, no cat intrinsically wants to eat babies.</p> </blockquote> <p>are you kidding me, cats are <i>super </i>protective of small children. they’ve been known to attack <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE1dtkS1Fko">dogs</a>, <a href="http://www.emirates247.com/news/region/pet-cats-save-two-year-old-girl-from-cobra-2011-10-08-1.422338">snakes</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAF8gMN9c0">alligators </a>and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY_bEhiZzjw">grown-ass men</a> if they thought a child was in danger. <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/russian-cat-called-masha-saves-baby-abandoned-in-the-cold-9983367.html">a stray cat in russia</a> saved an abandoned baby from hypothermia by cuddling him, alerted people to his presence and tried following the freaking ambulance that took him to the hospital. they are very sweet and patient with babies and there are tons of adorable videos out there to prove it.</p> </blockquote> <p>IF I EVER HEAR ANYONE TALKING SHIT ABOUT KITTIES I SWEAR</p> </blockquote> <p>&ldquo;cats are not dogs&rdquo;</p><p>And there&rsquo;s the rub. People have issues with cats because they&rsquo;re mad they don&rsquo;t act like dogs. They are a different animal and they relate and communicate differently. That doesn&rsquo;t make them worse pets or evil or something.</p>
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Fall, Hello, and Pokemon: ComMission's with Ma Sketch $5-l0 Lineart bt.IS >half...520 ull body.$25 o lour bst..$35 Shalf... $40 ull Shading half55 Additional charactes -12 base prite icons $47 Mecha ish porn anthro, ore <p><a href="http://cryyptid.tumblr.com/post/161893921028/hello-its-me-ur-fav-cartoon-boy-and-im-opening" class="tumblr_blog">cryyptid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hello it’s me ur fav cartoon boy and i’m opening commissions this summer to help save up for my fall semester and also pokemon!!</p> <ul><li>you can find more references of my <b><a href="http://cryyptid.tumblr.com/tagged/art-tag">art here in my art tag</a></b> </li> <li>i have a pretty versatile style, ranging from cartoons to realism.</li> <li>I accept payment via pay pal (9cryptid@gmail.com), before i start the actual sketching process.</li> <li> <b>be sure to check goods and services (no address needed, or else I will be fined and get in big monetary trouble!) </b><br/></li> <li>i have the right to refuse a commission for any reason.</li> <li>feel free to hit me up with any questions, or if you want something not specified above, we can work something out!</li> <li>you can contact me here on tumblr or at my email <b>9cryptid@gmail.com !</b> </li> </ul><p>it’d really help me out if you could reblog this post!! thank you and here is a puppy for your time!!</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="630"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5d5eefb937d26eebd4937bd96cf6c177/tumblr_inline_orndkl5YSI1tjd2pl_540.png" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="630"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>extended tos below the cut!</p> <p><a href="http://cryyptid.tumblr.com/post/161893921028/hello-its-me-ur-fav-cartoon-boy-and-im-opening" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more">Keep reading</a></p></blockquote>
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