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God, Heaven, and Yeah: God @god Hells yeah, it's me! heaven Joined January 2007 13 Following 466.9K Followers Followed by Satan ( Satan the Christian

God, Heaven, and Yeah: God
@god
Hells yeah, it's me!
heaven Joined January 2007
13 Following
466.9K Followers
Followed by Satan
(
Satan the Christian

God, Heaven, and Yeah: God
@god
Hells yeah, it's me!
heaven Joined January 2007
13 Following
466.9K Followers
Followed by Satan
(
Satan the Christian

Satan the Christian

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Cars, College, and Family: @DripTooWavie i've always wanted a big family like this bha loz a @imsadlol 6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mf's to feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6 college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws And at least 6 figures?

Cars, College, and Family: @DripTooWavie
i've always wanted a big family like this
bha loz
a
@imsadlol
6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mf's to
feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6
college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws
And at least 6 figures?

Cars, College, and Family: @DripTooWavie
i've always wanted a big family like this
bha loz
a
@imsadlol
6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mf's to
feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6
college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws
And at least 6 figures?

And at least 6 figures?

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Fire, Hearts, and Passion: She is a woman of fire and passion. This beauty breaks hearts and burns egos. She is Heaven's threat and Hell's miracle h.p.

Fire, Hearts, and Passion: She is a woman of fire and passion.
This beauty breaks hearts and burns egos.
She is Heaven's threat and Hell's miracle
h.p.

Fire, Hearts, and Passion: She is a woman of fire and passion.
This beauty breaks hearts and burns egos.
She is Heaven's threat and Hell's miracle
h.p.

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Yo, Hitler, and Time: THERE'S NO LIMIT WE CREATE NEW ONES EVERY TIME IT'S NECESSARY WELCOME TO HELL ONE. IF YOU GET KILLED HERE, YOU GO TO HELL TWO. IF YOU DIE THERE, YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL THRE... HELL TE eHELLTE HOW MANY HELLS ARE THERE CURRENTLY?)\ ILL FIND OUT WAIT A SECOND YO,HITLER, WHERE YOU AT? RANDOMCRAB.COM HELL HELL Hell raiser [OC]

$Yo, Hitler, and Time: THERE'S NO LIMIT WE CREATE NEW ONES EVERY TIME IT'S NECESSARY WELCOME TO HELL ONE. IF YOU GET KILLED HERE, YOU GO TO HELL TWO. IF YOU DIE THERE, YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL THRE... HELL TE eHELLTE HOW MANY HELLS ARE THERE CURRENTLY?)\ ILL FIND OUT WAIT A SECOND YO,HITLER, WHERE YOU AT? RANDOMCRAB.COM HELL HELL Hell raiser [OC]$

$Yo, Hitler, and Time: THERE'S NO LIMIT WE CREATE NEW ONES EVERY TIME IT'S NECESSARY WELCOME TO HELL ONE. IF YOU GET KILLED HERE, YOU GO TO HELL TWO. IF YOU DIE THERE, YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL THRE... HELL TE eHELLTE HOW MANY HELLS ARE THERE CURRENTLY?)\ ILL FIND OUT WAIT A SECOND YO,HITLER, WHERE YOU AT? RANDOMCRAB.COM HELL HELL Hell raiser [OC]$

Hell raiser [OC]

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Gordon Ramsay, How To, and London: Gordon Ramsay HELL'S KITCHEN @GordonRamsay Name the day... @LilNasX 1h nope teach me how to make paninis while i'm still london nope @LilNasX 1h me & @gordonramsay made paninis the crossover we never knew we needed to see

Gordon Ramsay, How To, and London: Gordon Ramsay
HELL'S KITCHEN
@GordonRamsay
Name the day...
@LilNasX 1h
nope
teach me how to make paninis while i'm still
london
nope @LilNasX 1h
me & @gordonramsay made paninis
the crossover we never knew we needed to see

Gordon Ramsay, How To, and London: Gordon Ramsay
HELL'S KITCHEN
@GordonRamsay
Name the day...
@LilNasX 1h
nope
teach me how to make paninis while i'm still
london
nope @LilNasX 1h
me & @gordonramsay made paninis
the crossover we never knew we needed to see

the crossover we never knew we needed to see

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Target, Too Much, and Tumblr: Clean up after yourself. Your mother doesn't work here. YOU DON'T HAVE A MOTHER PLEASE do not LICK the WALLS This office has gone days without anyone saying "The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions" neil-gaiman: A few more of Hell’s motivational posters. I had too much fun with these. The hardest part was just persuading the art department that I was serious about getting them to forget everything they had ever learned about design… I’ve never asked anyone to make sure that they used Comic Sans before.

Target, Too Much, and Tumblr: Clean up
after yourself.
Your mother doesn't
work here.
YOU DON'T
HAVE A
MOTHER

PLEASE
do not
LICK
the
WALLS
This office
has gone
days
without anyone
saying "The Road
to Hell is Paved
With Good Intentions"
neil-gaiman:
A few more of Hell’s motivational posters. I had too much fun with these. The hardest part was just persuading the art department that I was serious about getting them to forget everything they had ever learned about design…

I’ve never asked anyone to make sure that they used Comic Sans before.

Target, Too Much, and Tumblr: Clean up
after yourself.
Your mother doesn't
work here.
YOU DON'T
HAVE A
MOTHER

PLEASE
do not
LICK
the
WALLS
This office
has gone
days
without anyone
saying "The Road
to Hell is Paved
With Good Intentions"
neil-gaiman:
A few more of Hell’s motivational posters. I had too much fun with these. The hardest part was just persuading the art department that I was serious about getting them to forget everything they had ever learned about design…

I’ve never asked anyone to make sure that they used Comic Sans before.

neil-gaiman: A few more of Hell’s motivational posters. I had too much fun with these. The hardest part was just persuading the art departme...

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Being Alone, Drake, and Fail: "I'm in that point in my life where I just want to help people, do some kind of good, you know? because I'm tired of seeing others go through the same things I've gone through, certain hells and certain pains that only the strong could survive from. in other words, if I can save you from the burning fire, prevent you from drowning in the deepest ocean, I would. no one should have to go through that, let alone by themselves. so there it is. this is why I am always behind you. looking out for you. protecting you. because I care. I always have and I always will. you are my friend and I never, ever, want to see you fail. I am your pillar, and I will hold you everytime you feel the need to fall apart." 11 r. m. drake

Being Alone, Drake, and Fail: "I'm in that point in my life where I just want to help
people, do some kind of good, you know? because I'm
tired of seeing others go through the same things I've
gone through, certain hells and certain pains that only
the strong could survive from. in other words, if I can
save you from the burning fire, prevent you from
drowning in the deepest ocean, I would. no one should
have to go through that, let alone by themselves. so
there it is. this is why I am always behind you. looking
out for you. protecting you. because I care. I always
have and I always will. you are my friend and I never,
ever, want to see you fail. I am your pillar, and I will
hold you everytime you feel the need to fall apart."
11
r. m. drake

Being Alone, Drake, and Fail: "I'm in that point in my life where I just want to help
people, do some kind of good, you know? because I'm
tired of seeing others go through the same things I've
gone through, certain hells and certain pains that only
the strong could survive from. in other words, if I can
save you from the burning fire, prevent you from
drowning in the deepest ocean, I would. no one should
have to go through that, let alone by themselves. so
there it is. this is why I am always behind you. looking
out for you. protecting you. because I care. I always
have and I always will. you are my friend and I never,
ever, want to see you fail. I am your pillar, and I will
hold you everytime you feel the need to fall apart."
11
r. m. drake

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Head, Love, and Yo: She doesnt a i love yoo" like a normal Inskead, shel h, Shale her head, give yo a litle smile, andl Say on. youre anidiol." f she Hells uou ypore an idiet, youre a luc 10 Uck u man.

Head, Love, and Yo: She doesnt a i love yoo" like a normal
Inskead, shel
h, Shale her head,
give yo a litle smile, andl Say
on.
youre anidiol."
f she Hells uou ypore an idiet, youre a
luc
10
Uck
u man.

Head, Love, and Yo: She doesnt a i love yoo" like a normal
Inskead, shel
h, Shale her head,
give yo a litle smile, andl Say
on.
youre anidiol."
f she Hells uou ypore an idiet, youre a
luc
10
Uck
u man.

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Cars, College, and Dank: Peter @OkigboV2 l be scared anytime I'm talking to a girl and ask how she feels about having kids and she says that she wants like 6 kids and all I can think about is ó proms, 6 college tuitions, 6 cars, 6 hells and 6 naws. 5:58 PM 24 May 19 Twitter for iPhone Nope 6x by kevinowdziej MORE MEMES

Cars, College, and Dank: Peter
@OkigboV2
l be scared anytime I'm talking to
a girl and ask how she feels about
having kids and she says that she
wants like 6 kids and all I can think
about is ó proms, 6 college tuitions,
6 cars, 6 hells and 6 naws.
5:58 PM 24 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
Nope 6x by kevinowdziej
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Cars, College, and Dank: Peter
@OkigboV2
l be scared anytime I'm talking to
a girl and ask how she feels about
having kids and she says that she
wants like 6 kids and all I can think
about is ó proms, 6 college tuitions,
6 cars, 6 hells and 6 naws.
5:58 PM 24 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
Nope 6x by kevinowdziej
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Nope 6x by kevinowdziej MORE MEMES

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Cars, College, and Family: i've always wanted a big family like this will ent @imsadlol 6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mf's to feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6 college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws

Cars, College, and Family: i've always wanted a big family like this
will ent
@imsadlol
6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mf's to
feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6
college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws

Cars, College, and Family: i've always wanted a big family like this
will ent
@imsadlol
6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mf's to
feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6
college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws

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Cars, College, and Family: @DripTooWavie i've always wanted a big family like this @imsadlol 6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mf's to feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6 college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws

Cars, College, and Family: @DripTooWavie
i've always wanted a big family like this
@imsadlol
6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mf's to
feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6
college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws

Cars, College, and Family: @DripTooWavie
i've always wanted a big family like this
@imsadlol
6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mf's to
feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6
college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws

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Shit, Angels, and Death: Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio ELCOME TO NIGHT VRIE When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human This is why you sometimes just feel sad. 11/12/12, 8:33 AM hells-little-fallen-angels From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad...instead of saying "I don't know" or something I'm going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk away king-emare Holy shit cupcakeshakesnake Good to know there's a worthwhile reason behind it That random feeling of sadness got a whole new meaning. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2VtTkMe

Shit, Angels, and Death: Night Vale podcast
@NightValeRadio
ELCOME TO NIGHT VRIE
When a person dies and no one
will miss them, the mourning is
assigned to a random human
This is why you sometimes just
feel sad.
11/12/12, 8:33 AM
hells-little-fallen-angels
From now on if anyone asks me why I am
randomly sad...instead of saying "I don't know"
or something I'm going to look them dead
straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned
to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk
away
king-emare
Holy shit
cupcakeshakesnake
Good to know there's a worthwhile reason
behind it
That random feeling of sadness got a whole new meaning. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2VtTkMe

Shit, Angels, and Death: Night Vale podcast
@NightValeRadio
ELCOME TO NIGHT VRIE
When a person dies and no one
will miss them, the mourning is
assigned to a random human
This is why you sometimes just
feel sad.
11/12/12, 8:33 AM
hells-little-fallen-angels
From now on if anyone asks me why I am
randomly sad...instead of saying "I don't know"
or something I'm going to look them dead
straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned
to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk
away
king-emare
Holy shit
cupcakeshakesnake
Good to know there's a worthwhile reason
behind it
That random feeling of sadness got a whole new meaning. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2VtTkMe

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Shit, Angels, and Death: Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio LCOME TO NIGHT VW When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human This is why you sometimes just IS IS feel sad 11/12/12, 8:33 AM hells-little-fallen-angels From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad..instead of saying "I don't know" or something I'm going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk away king-emare Holy shit cupcakeshakesnake Good to know there's a worthwhile reason behind it That random feeling of sadness got a whole new meaning.

Shit, Angels, and Death: Night Vale podcast
@NightValeRadio
LCOME TO NIGHT VW
When a person dies and no one
will miss them, the mourning is
assigned to a random human
This is why you sometimes just
IS IS
feel sad
11/12/12, 8:33 AM
hells-little-fallen-angels
From now on if anyone asks me why I am
randomly sad..instead of saying "I don't know"
or something I'm going to look them dead
straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned
to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk
away
king-emare
Holy shit
cupcakeshakesnake
Good to know there's a worthwhile reason
behind it
That random feeling of sadness got a whole new meaning.

Shit, Angels, and Death: Night Vale podcast
@NightValeRadio
LCOME TO NIGHT VW
When a person dies and no one
will miss them, the mourning is
assigned to a random human
This is why you sometimes just
IS IS
feel sad
11/12/12, 8:33 AM
hells-little-fallen-angels
From now on if anyone asks me why I am
randomly sad..instead of saying "I don't know"
or something I'm going to look them dead
straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned
to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk
away
king-emare
Holy shit
cupcakeshakesnake
Good to know there's a worthwhile reason
behind it
That random feeling of sadness got a whole new meaning.

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Cars, College, and Phone: 1919 @bellaboomin 6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mfs to feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6 college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws In this nouse E FUN İ Scheduling my vasectomy asap

Cars, College, and Phone: 1919
@bellaboomin
6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mfs to
feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6
college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws
In this nouse
E FUN İ
Scheduling my vasectomy asap

Cars, College, and Phone: 1919
@bellaboomin
6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mfs to
feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6
college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws
In this nouse
E FUN İ
Scheduling my vasectomy asap

Scheduling my vasectomy asap

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Cars, College, and Dank: 1919 @bellaboomin 6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mfs to feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6 college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws In this nouse E FUN İ Scheduling my vasectomy asap by allboutryan MORE MEMES

Cars, College, and Dank: 1919
@bellaboomin
6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mfs to
feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6
college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws
In this nouse
E FUN İ
Scheduling my vasectomy asap by allboutryan
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Cars, College, and Dank: 1919
@bellaboomin
6 phone bills, 6 wardrobes, 6 mfs to
feed at night, 6 proms, 6 cars at 16,6
college tuitions, 6 hells, and 6 naws
In this nouse
E FUN İ
Scheduling my vasectomy asap by allboutryan
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Scheduling my vasectomy asap by allboutryan MORE MEMES

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Memes, Shit, and Angels: Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human This is why you sometimes just feel sad 11/12/12, 8:33 AM hells-little-fallen-angels From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad...instead of saying "I don't know" or something I'm going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk away king-emare Holy shit cupcakeshakesnake Good to know there's a worthwhile reason behind it

Memes, Shit, and Angels: Night Vale podcast
@NightValeRadio
When a person dies and no one
will miss them, the mourning is
assigned to a random human
This is why you sometimes just
feel sad
11/12/12, 8:33 AM
hells-little-fallen-angels
From now on if anyone asks me why I am
randomly sad...instead of saying "I don't know"
or something I'm going to look them dead
straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned
to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk
away
king-emare
Holy shit
cupcakeshakesnake
Good to know there's a worthwhile reason
behind it

Memes, Shit, and Angels: Night Vale podcast
@NightValeRadio
When a person dies and no one
will miss them, the mourning is
assigned to a random human
This is why you sometimes just
feel sad
11/12/12, 8:33 AM
hells-little-fallen-angels
From now on if anyone asks me why I am
randomly sad...instead of saying "I don't know"
or something I'm going to look them dead
straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned
to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk
away
king-emare
Holy shit
cupcakeshakesnake
Good to know there's a worthwhile reason
behind it

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Shit, Angels, and Death: Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio ELCOME TO NICHT When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human This is why you sometimes just feel sad 11/12/12, 8:33 AM hells-little-fallen-angels From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad...instead of saying "I don't know" or something I'm going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk away king-emare Holy shit cupcakeshakesnake Good to know there's a worthwhile reason behind it The real reason why we get randomly sad

Shit, Angels, and Death: Night Vale podcast
@NightValeRadio
ELCOME TO NICHT
When a person dies and no one
will miss them, the mourning is
assigned to a random human
This is why you sometimes just
feel sad
11/12/12, 8:33 AM
hells-little-fallen-angels
From now on if anyone asks me why I am
randomly sad...instead of saying "I don't know"
or something I'm going to look them dead
straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned
to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk
away
king-emare
Holy shit
cupcakeshakesnake
Good to know there's a worthwhile reason
behind it
The real reason why we get randomly sad

Shit, Angels, and Death: Night Vale podcast
@NightValeRadio
ELCOME TO NICHT
When a person dies and no one
will miss them, the mourning is
assigned to a random human
This is why you sometimes just
feel sad
11/12/12, 8:33 AM
hells-little-fallen-angels
From now on if anyone asks me why I am
randomly sad...instead of saying "I don't know"
or something I'm going to look them dead
straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned
to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk
away
king-emare
Holy shit
cupcakeshakesnake
Good to know there's a worthwhile reason
behind it
The real reason why we get randomly sad

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Memes, Yeah, and Date: GIVE US A HELL YEAH!! WREDNECK NATION 4 5 rednecknation.com IFTHIS WOULD BEAN AWESOME DATE Better than some fancy restaurant 😉

Memes, Yeah, and Date: GIVE US A HELL YEAH!!
WREDNECK
NATION
4 5
rednecknation.com
IFTHIS WOULD BEAN AWESOME DATE
Better than some fancy restaurant 😉

Memes, Yeah, and Date: GIVE US A HELL YEAH!!
WREDNECK
NATION
4 5
rednecknation.com
IFTHIS WOULD BEAN AWESOME DATE
Better than some fancy restaurant 😉

Better than some fancy restaurant 😉

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Soon..., Peta, and Hell: @photographicmemery u/dandweek Raise vour son Find out he plays Fortnite and supports PETA Remember you're an anti-vaxxer and he'll die soon It has its benefits.

Soon..., Peta, and Hell: @photographicmemery u/dandweek
Raise vour son
Find out he plays
Fortnite and
supports PETA
Remember you're
an anti-vaxxer
and he'll die soon
It has its benefits.

Soon..., Peta, and Hell: @photographicmemery u/dandweek
Raise vour son
Find out he plays
Fortnite and
supports PETA
Remember you're
an anti-vaxxer
and he'll die soon
It has its benefits.

It has its benefits.

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Marriage, Parents, and Sex: When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture What the hell my guardians! (- Can we make this old vid go viral?)

Marriage, Parents, and Sex: When your parents tell you not to have
sex before marriage but you're
standing in their wedding picture
What the hell my guardians! (- Can we make this old vid go viral?)

Marriage, Parents, and Sex: When your parents tell you not to have
sex before marriage but you're
standing in their wedding picture
What the hell my guardians! (- Can we make this old vid go viral?)

What the hell my guardians! (- Can we make this old vid go viral?)

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Dank, Journey, and Sonic the Hedgehog: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG TAILS THE FOX THE JOURNEY TO THE HELL

Dank, Journey, and Sonic the Hedgehog: SONIC
THE HEDGEHOG
TAILS
THE FOX
THE JOURNEY TO THE HELL

Dank, Journey, and Sonic the Hedgehog: SONIC
THE HEDGEHOG
TAILS
THE FOX
THE JOURNEY TO THE HELL

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Funny, Memes, and Hell: When someone sits down and changes the channel without consulting you firsft. "Um, what the hell Susan? Funny Memes Of The Day 28 Pics

Funny, Memes, and Hell: When someone sits down and changes the
channel without consulting you firsft.
"Um, what the hell Susan?
Funny Memes Of The Day 28 Pics

Funny, Memes, and Hell: When someone sits down and changes the
channel without consulting you firsft.
"Um, what the hell Susan?
Funny Memes Of The Day 28 Pics

Funny Memes Of The Day 28 Pics

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Disneyland, Terry Crews, and Kids: comineeyeaha 91h Terry Crews held open a gate for me at Disneyland while I was struggling to get through with a stroller. He was holding his sleeping kid. We were just 2 tired dads after a day at Disneyland. I've always held him in high regard after that. Hell of a guy. It amounted to about 5 seconds, but that's was all I needed to know 6 MORE REPLIES Terry Crews is just the most wholesome celebrity

Disneyland, Terry Crews, and Kids: comineeyeaha 91h
Terry Crews held open a gate for me at Disneyland
while I was struggling to get through with a stroller.
He was holding his sleeping kid. We were just 2 tired
dads after a day at Disneyland. I've always held him
in high regard after that. Hell of a guy. It amounted
to about 5 seconds, but that's was all I needed to
know
6 MORE REPLIES
Terry Crews is just the most wholesome celebrity

Disneyland, Terry Crews, and Kids: comineeyeaha 91h
Terry Crews held open a gate for me at Disneyland
while I was struggling to get through with a stroller.
He was holding his sleeping kid. We were just 2 tired
dads after a day at Disneyland. I've always held him
in high regard after that. Hell of a guy. It amounted
to about 5 seconds, but that's was all I needed to
know
6 MORE REPLIES
Terry Crews is just the most wholesome celebrity

Terry Crews is just the most wholesome celebrity

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Cats, Come Over, and Cute: YOU MATCHED WITH WILL ON 2/17/19 What's your dogs name? Maury! Today 9:17 PM Whatcha think about cats Super cute, slightly unpredictable But I like them haha Sent Hells yeah haha, the reason I asked is that here in the U.S. we have a serious feral cat problem with over 60 million stray cats. These cats pose a serious environmental issue since they can be devistating to local bird and rodent populations. In the face of this crisis, I think it is in the best interest that I come over and murder that pussy as soon as possible Not mine but lmao

Cats, Come Over, and Cute: YOU MATCHED WITH WILL ON 2/17/19
What's your dogs name?
Maury!
Today 9:17 PM
Whatcha think about cats
Super cute, slightly unpredictable
But I like them haha
Sent
Hells yeah haha, the reason I
asked is that here in the U.S. we
have a serious feral cat problem
with over 60 million stray cats.
These cats pose a serious
environmental issue since they
can be devistating to local bird
and rodent populations. In the
face of this crisis, I think it is in the
best interest that I come over and
murder that pussy as soon as
possible
Not mine but lmao

Cats, Come Over, and Cute: YOU MATCHED WITH WILL ON 2/17/19
What's your dogs name?
Maury!
Today 9:17 PM
Whatcha think about cats
Super cute, slightly unpredictable
But I like them haha
Sent
Hells yeah haha, the reason I
asked is that here in the U.S. we
have a serious feral cat problem
with over 60 million stray cats.
These cats pose a serious
environmental issue since they
can be devistating to local bird
and rodent populations. In the
face of this crisis, I think it is in the
best interest that I come over and
murder that pussy as soon as
possible
Not mine but lmao

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Memes, Dreams, and Reality: What the hells going on around here When dreams start to become a reality😳

Memes, Dreams, and Reality: What the hells going on around here
When dreams start to become a reality😳

Memes, Dreams, and Reality: What the hells going on around here
When dreams start to become a reality😳

When dreams start to become a reality😳

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Hello, Tumblr, and Hello Kitty: jlongbone: GILLETTE ON THAT BULLSH*T - Gillette Short Film RANT @nunyabizni @libertarirynn @the-mighty-birdy @hello-kitty-senpai @hominishostilis @heinleins-ghost @tamhonks @cisnowflake @thecaucasianfilipino @thesocialjusticecourier @robert-the-redhead-lover @lastsonlost @reeltoreel @ummquestion @omega-bellum Hells yes

Hello, Tumblr, and Hello Kitty: jlongbone:
GILLETTE ON THAT BULLSH*T - Gillette Short Film RANT
@nunyabizni @libertarirynn @the-mighty-birdy @hello-kitty-senpai @hominishostilis @heinleins-ghost @tamhonks @cisnowflake @thecaucasianfilipino @thesocialjusticecourier @robert-the-redhead-lover
@lastsonlost @reeltoreel @ummquestion @omega-bellum

Hells yes

Hello, Tumblr, and Hello Kitty: jlongbone:
GILLETTE ON THAT BULLSH*T - Gillette Short Film RANT
@nunyabizni @libertarirynn @the-mighty-birdy @hello-kitty-senpai @hominishostilis @heinleins-ghost @tamhonks @cisnowflake @thecaucasianfilipino @thesocialjusticecourier @robert-the-redhead-lover
@lastsonlost @reeltoreel @ummquestion @omega-bellum

Hells yes

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Go to Sleep, Gordon Ramsay, and Memes: 11 PM: just one more YouTube video before I go to sleep 3 AM: Gordon Ramsay cannot locate the lamb sauce It's nearly 2am here and I'm watching reruns of hell's kitchen 😭🤣😴

Go to Sleep, Gordon Ramsay, and Memes: 11 PM: just one more YouTube
video before I go to sleep
3 AM:
Gordon Ramsay cannot locate
the lamb sauce
It's nearly 2am here and I'm watching reruns of hell's kitchen 😭🤣😴

Go to Sleep, Gordon Ramsay, and Memes: 11 PM: just one more YouTube
video before I go to sleep
3 AM:
Gordon Ramsay cannot locate
the lamb sauce
It's nearly 2am here and I'm watching reruns of hell's kitchen 😭🤣😴

It's nearly 2am here and I'm watching reruns of hell's kitchen 😭🤣😴

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Beautiful, Memes, and Amaz: Hells beautiful inteeneh Guess what? Today 1m here for So qp ahead. Tell mc that deep dark secret ypa ve People been holdin) 0 0 Whisper Secre O on listen That must have been No udgement though.. T sti think you're hard Even amaz inside erson lon rea Lunarbaboon Let it out...

Beautiful, Memes, and Amaz: Hells beautiful inteeneh
Guess what? Today 1m
here for
So qp ahead. Tell mc that
deep dark secret ypa ve
People
been
holdin)
0
0
Whisper
Secre
O on
listen
That must have been
No udgement though.. T
sti think you're
hard
Even
amaz
inside
erson
lon
rea
Lunarbaboon
Let it out...

Beautiful, Memes, and Amaz: Hells beautiful inteeneh
Guess what? Today 1m
here for
So qp ahead. Tell mc that
deep dark secret ypa ve
People
been
holdin)
0
0
Whisper
Secre
O on
listen
That must have been
No udgement though.. T
sti think you're
hard
Even
amaz
inside
erson
lon
rea
Lunarbaboon
Let it out...

Let it out...

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Af, Anaconda, and Apparently: Wednesday 19:46 Sunday 19:04 Brooke - wanna pretend we're a cute couple and go grocery shopping? Hey! Wanna go grocery shopping at publix pretending to be a cute couple? Saturday 20:56 Hey, wanna go grocery shopping at whole foods pretending we're a cute couple? Wednesday 20:40 Im down for that atleast that way we could end up saying yes we met at the grocery store lol Only if we can to Trader Joe's Go* Bougie af but sure were c cute couple and go grocery shopping together Wed, Nov 28, 18:12 Wed, Nov 28, 18:12 Hey shopping at whole foods pretending we're a cute couple? e, wanna go grocery Hey, wanna go grocery shopping at whole foods pretending we're a cute couple? Sun, Nov 18, 19:16 HELLS YEAH Thu, Nov 29, 21:29 Wed, Nov 28, 18:42 Umm that's like my ideal date how did you know? Hell yeah I'm down Hahah Apparently girls love going grocery shopping. 100% response rate so far with this shitty line.

Af, Anaconda, and Apparently: Wednesday 19:46
Sunday 19:04
Brooke - wanna pretend we're
a cute couple and go grocery
shopping?
Hey! Wanna go grocery
shopping at publix pretending
to be a cute couple?
Saturday 20:56
Hey, wanna go grocery
shopping at whole foods
pretending we're a cute couple?
Wednesday 20:40
Im down for that atleast that
way we could end up saying
yes we met at the grocery
store lol
Only if we can to Trader Joe's
Go*
Bougie af but sure
were c
cute couple and go grocery
shopping together
Wed, Nov 28, 18:12
Wed, Nov 28, 18:12
Hey
shopping at whole foods
pretending we're a cute couple?
e, wanna go grocery
Hey, wanna go grocery
shopping at whole foods
pretending we're a cute couple?
Sun, Nov 18, 19:16
HELLS
YEAH
Thu, Nov 29, 21:29
Wed, Nov 28, 18:42
Umm that's like my ideal date
how did you know?
Hell yeah I'm down
Hahah
Apparently girls love going grocery shopping. 100% response rate so far with this shitty line.

Af, Anaconda, and Apparently: Wednesday 19:46
Sunday 19:04
Brooke - wanna pretend we're
a cute couple and go grocery
shopping?
Hey! Wanna go grocery
shopping at publix pretending
to be a cute couple?
Saturday 20:56
Hey, wanna go grocery
shopping at whole foods
pretending we're a cute couple?
Wednesday 20:40
Im down for that atleast that
way we could end up saying
yes we met at the grocery
store lol
Only if we can to Trader Joe's
Go*
Bougie af but sure
were c
cute couple and go grocery
shopping together
Wed, Nov 28, 18:12
Wed, Nov 28, 18:12
Hey
shopping at whole foods
pretending we're a cute couple?
e, wanna go grocery
Hey, wanna go grocery
shopping at whole foods
pretending we're a cute couple?
Sun, Nov 18, 19:16
HELLS
YEAH
Thu, Nov 29, 21:29
Wed, Nov 28, 18:42
Umm that's like my ideal date
how did you know?
Hell yeah I'm down
Hahah
Apparently girls love going grocery shopping. 100% response rate so far with this shitty line.

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Bad, England, and Harry Potter: A 19-year-old J.K. Rowling once met a "huge and terrifying" Hell's Angel biker at a pub in England, who sat beside her before discussing his garden and "how his petunias had been very bad that year". This biker became the inspiration for Rubeus Hagrid in the 'Harry Potter series.

Bad, England, and Harry Potter: A 19-year-old J.K. Rowling once met a
"huge and terrifying" Hell's Angel biker at a
pub in England, who sat beside her before
discussing his garden and "how his petunias
had been very bad that year". This biker
became the inspiration for Rubeus Hagrid in
the 'Harry Potter series.

Bad, England, and Harry Potter: A 19-year-old J.K. Rowling once met a
"huge and terrifying" Hell's Angel biker at a
pub in England, who sat beside her before
discussing his garden and "how his petunias
had been very bad that year". This biker
became the inspiration for Rubeus Hagrid in
the 'Harry Potter series.

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Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL
MUN
ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME
FOR A SECURITY GUARD
ㄧㄋ
EEENH! SORRY, HANS,
WRONG GUESS.
Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR
OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE
SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE?

CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE
REALLY BAD FOR You
THEN WHO ARE You?
[INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
WHEWE
JUST A FLY IN THE
OINTMENT, HANS.
ER

PSHUU
THE MONKEY
KLIK
TTER
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU
WANT THE MOON?

JUST SAY THE WORD AND
I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND
T AND PULL IT DOWN
HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY.
I'LL TAKE IT.
THEN WHAT, GEORGE?
SNIFE
WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT
AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE.
AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT
OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES
AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR...
AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?
YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER,
INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH?
HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi).
All characters (c) Marvel Comics.
Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno.
No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man
Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.)
There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older,
and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical
business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig
up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from
all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time.
alexdecampi:
Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe
Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta

HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL
MUN
ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME
FOR A SECURITY GUARD
ㄧㄋ
EEENH! SORRY, HANS,
WRONG GUESS.
Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR
OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE
SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE?

CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE
REALLY BAD FOR You
THEN WHO ARE You?
[INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
WHEWE
JUST A FLY IN THE
OINTMENT, HANS.
ER

PSHUU
THE MONKEY
KLIK
TTER
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU
WANT THE MOON?

JUST SAY THE WORD AND
I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND
T AND PULL IT DOWN
HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY.
I'LL TAKE IT.
THEN WHAT, GEORGE?
SNIFE
WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT
AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE.
AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT
OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES
AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR...
AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?
YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER,
INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH?
HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi).
All characters (c) Marvel Comics.
Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno.
No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man
Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.)
There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older,
and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical
business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig
up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from
all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time.
alexdecampi:
Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe
Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta

HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!

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Fucking, Funny, and Memes: Me after death: *slams hells gates open, takes off bra and shoes and sits orn satans lap* "I'm fucking home, what's the wifi password?!" esarcasm. only SarcasmOnly

Fucking, Funny, and Memes: Me after death: *slams hells gates open,
takes off bra and shoes and sits orn
satans lap*
"I'm fucking home, what's the wifi
password?!" esarcasm. only
SarcasmOnly

Fucking, Funny, and Memes: Me after death: *slams hells gates open,
takes off bra and shoes and sits orn
satans lap*
"I'm fucking home, what's the wifi
password?!" esarcasm. only
SarcasmOnly

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Amazon, Bad, and Bad Boys: ALEX DE CAMP RO STEIN TED B RANDT DE E CUNNIF FE THANKS FOR COMING ALONG, FRANK. IT MEANS S'FINE, BARNES. IM NOT EXACTW OVERBURDEN印 WITH HOLIDA COMMITMENTS ン) AND I'M TRIUWN, DEEPLY SOR2N FOR EVERY THING THAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN HAPPY^ HANUKKAH! HENRY! HERE, AND A FRIEND! GET IN S IT A FRIEND FRIEND, OR JUST A FRIEND? FREEINGUES BROUGHT OUT! HOW'S STEVE? WHAT THE...? HES BUS DOING CHARITY aALAS THIS TIME OF YEAR. DIDNT REALY ASK, WHN DON'T YOu BECAUSE GO TO FANCN GALAS? |Y WHEN I SHOW UP Nou'D Look aREAT /T ONE, PEOPLE JOSH. You ARE.? IN A TuX FUSED. ASSUME SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE THAT'S NONSENSE! IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE NOuVE KIuE ANNONE. THOUGHT HE WAS RISH CATHOUC ITS BEEN FOUR VAYS MY DAD WAS CATHOuc. MY MA WAS JENISH. SISTER BECCA MARRIEN A JEWISH GUN. I'M JEWISH- ADJACENT YOu'RE A JEW! THEN HAD LEAH. SHES THE Ow LADN IN THE KITCHEN D WHO'S GONNA FEED You LATKEs uNTIレ NOU EXPLODE. HENIRN! STOP IT! SPEAKING OF LEAH, SuE HAS AU SORTS OF FAMI STORIES ABOuT BuCKN AS A KID I SPEAK HEBREN BECAUSE EVIL SCIENCE NAZIS IMPLANTEN IT IN MN BZAIN, ALONG WITH 18 OTHER ANGUAGES. HIM DECIDE urs FOR HIMSELF. THERE TO DECIDE? HIS MOM WAS JEWISH, HE SPEAKS HEBREW HE'S A JEW. NO FAIR! ARE THERE PHOTOS? HAVE To Go To STUPIDEBREW SCHCOレ. CAN I GET EVIL SCIENCE NAZIS TO No FINE Look, Kiv. WE DONT GET MANN WERE KEEPING SUPERHEROS.A NOu, AND TO HEL CMON THERE ARE WHOLE ALBUMS. WITH THE FINE PRINT I'M NOT A HERO BulL SURVIVED. EVERYTHING NOu SURVIvEv, AND NOURE STIU A GOOD PERSON LIGHT aO OUT, EVEN WHEN AL WAS DARKENEN WHEN AND TERRIBLE AROUND NOu. YOu HAD NOTHING LEFT TO KEEP IT aOING THIS IS NO SMA ACHIEVEMENT. ift HENRN.. GO GET A SHAMMASH IT'S TIME. HKMC is a work of satire by Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi), Ro Stein (@RosyTintedSpecs), Ted Brandt (@ten_bandits) and Dee Cunniffe (@Deezoid). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. I wasn't going to write any more of these, but then the Pitsburgh Syna gogue shooting happened and I got real, real mad. Friends: the hate you walk past is the hate you accept. Fight Anti-Semitism wherever you see it, whenever, no matter how small. Great evil starts out as little "jokes" people ignore. Don't be an ignorer. (Thanks also to Menachem and Brina for checking everything over, and sour cream is the one true latke topping don't @ me.) jhscdood: alexdecampi: Happy Hanukkah, everyone, from these two jerks! I’m posting this a little early this year. Line art by the amazing Ro Stein Ted Brandt, and colour art by @deecunniffe. I want to point out what a technical achievement this story is on the art side. There’s a real joy to creating a whole story in eight panels, but this? This is some magic. We introduce four new characters. In panel 5, SIX PEOPLE are talking. SIX. In the world of comics, that’s almost un-doable. Yet Ro and Ted arranged everything so the conversations flow and are sensibly grouped, all the “acting” is fantastic, and then Dee laid on top these beautiful, almost fairytale colours – look at the subtle work, the blush in Henry’s cheeks, Frank’s five o-clock shadow, the shine of the wine bottle’s glass surface, the light texturing in the backgrounds… and of course the snow! This is some first-class illustration work on an incredibly hard script. (I fear Ro and Ted always get me at my worst – my very formalist script for them in the 24 Panels anthology was no cakewalk either. (The problem is, they’re just so damn good at it… check out their work on the Image comic Crowded!) As always, if you like what we do in Hells Kitchen Movie Club, consider donating a little to a veteran’s charity. (I also have a thriller novel I’m crowdfunding, please check it out, we are more than halfway there. The book is all written…) Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // 07 // Hanukkah // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta I AM CRYING THIS IS GORGEOUS

Amazon, Bad, and Bad Boys: ALEX DE CAMP RO STEIN TED B
RANDT DE E CUNNIF FE
THANKS FOR
COMING ALONG,
FRANK. IT MEANS
S'FINE, BARNES.
IM NOT EXACTW
OVERBURDEN印
WITH HOLIDA
COMMITMENTS
ン)
AND I'M
TRIUWN, DEEPLY
SOR2N FOR EVERY
THING THAT'S ABOUT
TO HAPPEN
HAPPY^
HANUKKAH!
HENRY!
HERE, AND
A FRIEND!
GET IN
S IT
A FRIEND
FRIEND, OR
JUST A
FRIEND?
FREEINGUES BROUGHT
OUT!
HOW'S
STEVE?
WHAT
THE...?
HES BUS
DOING CHARITY
aALAS THIS TIME
OF YEAR.
DIDNT
REALY ASK,
WHN DON'T YOu
BECAUSE
GO TO FANCN GALAS? |Y WHEN I SHOW UP
Nou'D Look aREAT /T ONE, PEOPLE
JOSH. You
ARE.?
IN A TuX
FUSED.
ASSUME SOMEONE'S
GONNA DIE
THAT'S
NONSENSE!
IT'S BEEN
AGES SINCE
NOuVE KIuE
ANNONE.
THOUGHT
HE WAS RISH
CATHOUC
ITS BEEN
FOUR VAYS
MY DAD WAS
CATHOuc. MY MA
WAS JENISH.
SISTER BECCA
MARRIEN A
JEWISH GUN.
I'M JEWISH-
ADJACENT
YOu'RE
A JEW!
THEN HAD
LEAH. SHES THE Ow
LADN IN THE KITCHEN D
WHO'S GONNA FEED
You LATKEs uNTIレ
NOU EXPLODE.

HENIRN! STOP IT!
SPEAKING OF
LEAH, SuE HAS AU
SORTS OF FAMI
STORIES ABOuT
BuCKN AS A KID
I SPEAK HEBREN
BECAUSE EVIL SCIENCE
NAZIS IMPLANTEN IT
IN MN BZAIN, ALONG
WITH 18 OTHER
ANGUAGES.
HIM DECIDE
urs
FOR HIMSELF.
THERE TO
DECIDE?
HIS MOM
WAS JEWISH, HE
SPEAKS HEBREW
HE'S A JEW.
NO
FAIR!
ARE THERE
PHOTOS?
HAVE
To Go To
STUPIDEBREW
SCHCOレ.
CAN I GET
EVIL SCIENCE
NAZIS TO
No
FINE
Look, Kiv. WE
DONT GET MANN WERE KEEPING
SUPERHEROS.A NOu, AND TO HEL
CMON
THERE
ARE WHOLE
ALBUMS.
WITH THE FINE
PRINT
I'M NOT
A HERO
BulL
SURVIVED. EVERYTHING
NOu SURVIvEv,
AND NOURE STIU
A GOOD PERSON
LIGHT aO OUT, EVEN
WHEN AL WAS DARKENEN WHEN
AND TERRIBLE
AROUND NOu.
YOu HAD NOTHING
LEFT TO KEEP IT
aOING
THIS IS
NO SMA
ACHIEVEMENT.
ift
HENRN..
GO GET A
SHAMMASH
IT'S TIME.
HKMC is a work of satire by Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi), Ro Stein (@RosyTintedSpecs), Ted Brandt (@ten_bandits) and Dee
Cunniffe (@Deezoid). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. I wasn't going to write any more of these, but then the Pitsburgh Syna
gogue shooting happened and I got real, real mad. Friends: the hate you walk past is the hate you accept. Fight Anti-Semitism
wherever you see it, whenever, no matter how small. Great evil starts out as little "jokes" people ignore. Don't be an ignorer.
(Thanks also to Menachem and Brina for checking everything over, and sour cream is the one true latke topping don't @ me.)
jhscdood:
alexdecampi:

Happy Hanukkah, everyone, from these two jerks! I’m posting this a little early this year. Line art by the amazing Ro Stein Ted Brandt, and colour art by @deecunniffe.
I want to point out what a technical achievement this story is on the art side. There’s a real joy to creating a whole story in eight panels, but this? This is some magic. We introduce four new characters. In panel 5, SIX PEOPLE are talking. SIX. In the world of comics, that’s almost un-doable.
Yet Ro and Ted arranged everything so the conversations flow and are sensibly grouped, all the “acting” is fantastic, and then Dee laid on top these beautiful, almost fairytale colours – look at the subtle work, the blush in Henry’s cheeks, Frank’s five o-clock shadow, the shine of the wine bottle’s glass surface, the light texturing in the backgrounds… and of course the snow! This is some first-class illustration work on an incredibly hard script. (I fear Ro and Ted always get me at my worst – my very formalist script for them in the 24 Panels anthology was no cakewalk either. (The problem is, they’re just so damn good at it… check out their work on the Image comic Crowded!)
As always, if you like what we do in Hells Kitchen Movie Club, consider donating a little to a veteran’s charity.
(I also have a thriller novel I’m crowdfunding, please check it out, we are more than halfway there. The book is all written…)
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // 07 // Hanukkah // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta

I AM CRYING THIS IS GORGEOUS

Amazon, Bad, and Bad Boys: ALEX DE CAMP RO STEIN TED B
RANDT DE E CUNNIF FE
THANKS FOR
COMING ALONG,
FRANK. IT MEANS
S'FINE, BARNES.
IM NOT EXACTW
OVERBURDEN印
WITH HOLIDA
COMMITMENTS
ン)
AND I'M
TRIUWN, DEEPLY
SOR2N FOR EVERY
THING THAT'S ABOUT
TO HAPPEN
HAPPY^
HANUKKAH!
HENRY!
HERE, AND
A FRIEND!
GET IN
S IT
A FRIEND
FRIEND, OR
JUST A
FRIEND?
FREEINGUES BROUGHT
OUT!
HOW'S
STEVE?
WHAT
THE...?
HES BUS
DOING CHARITY
aALAS THIS TIME
OF YEAR.
DIDNT
REALY ASK,
WHN DON'T YOu
BECAUSE
GO TO FANCN GALAS? |Y WHEN I SHOW UP
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HKMC is a work of satire by Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi), Ro Stein (@RosyTintedSpecs), Ted Brandt (@ten_bandits) and Dee
Cunniffe (@Deezoid). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. I wasn't going to write any more of these, but then the Pitsburgh Syna
gogue shooting happened and I got real, real mad. Friends: the hate you walk past is the hate you accept. Fight Anti-Semitism
wherever you see it, whenever, no matter how small. Great evil starts out as little "jokes" people ignore. Don't be an ignorer.
(Thanks also to Menachem and Brina for checking everything over, and sour cream is the one true latke topping don't @ me.)
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alexdecampi:

Happy Hanukkah, everyone, from these two jerks! I’m posting this a little early this year. Line art by the amazing Ro Stein Ted Brandt, and colour art by @deecunniffe.
I want to point out what a technical achievement this story is on the art side. There’s a real joy to creating a whole story in eight panels, but this? This is some magic. We introduce four new characters. In panel 5, SIX PEOPLE are talking. SIX. In the world of comics, that’s almost un-doable.
Yet Ro and Ted arranged everything so the conversations flow and are sensibly grouped, all the “acting” is fantastic, and then Dee laid on top these beautiful, almost fairytale colours – look at the subtle work, the blush in Henry’s cheeks, Frank’s five o-clock shadow, the shine of the wine bottle’s glass surface, the light texturing in the backgrounds… and of course the snow! This is some first-class illustration work on an incredibly hard script. (I fear Ro and Ted always get me at my worst – my very formalist script for them in the 24 Panels anthology was no cakewalk either. (The problem is, they’re just so damn good at it… check out their work on the Image comic Crowded!)
As always, if you like what we do in Hells Kitchen Movie Club, consider donating a little to a veteran’s charity.
(I also have a thriller novel I’m crowdfunding, please check it out, we are more than halfway there. The book is all written…)
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // 07 // Hanukkah // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta

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N CHEEK LIKE ROSES
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Fucking, Girls, and Huh: I live in Hell's Kitchen, so even tho I'm not from Dublin....my lrish accent is pretty on point Today 11:08 PM He forgot to mention he is fucking married Huh? This is his wife l just caught him Thought l'd inform all these girls Omg babe Yeah. Spread the word He is scum Yikes as a soon to be divorcé on account of the same kind of fooleryI feel for her.

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l just caught him
Thought l'd inform all these girls
Omg babe
Yeah. Spread the word
He is scum
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He forgot to mention he is fucking
married
Huh?
This is his wife
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Thought l'd inform all these girls
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Advice, Brains, and Coca-Cola: Peanut butter spaceorphan18: sulkingheals: downtroddendeity: jacemp3: monkeysaysficus: audrey-hepbae: catchymemes: 10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food. By Blossom The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, “WHAT?!” and “NO!” at the screen. We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains aren’t operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god? I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up. Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. You’ll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly.Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesn’t have to be a banana. Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs, leaving the excess liquid more or less clear.Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours. Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)…Misrepresentations: …for cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar. Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing.Misrepresentations: You… literally do not need the sparkling water… you can just beat the eggs until they’re fluffy… “Warm water clears wax from fruits!”: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called “washing.”Misrepresentations: I don’t know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily. Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, but…Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, “dirt” is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.) Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thing…Misrepresentation: …which absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, you’ll see numbers like “3 hours in the freezer” or “40 minutes in a salted ice bath.” There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason. Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didn’t make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that they’d used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln.Misrepresentations: Once again, they’ve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesn’t hold up long-term because the real structural damage isn’t repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk. Just use superglue. “Reveal the genetic memory of the honeycomb”: This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than it’s worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesn’t look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say: “Honey looks like a honeycomb” isn’t even in the ballpark of what’s generally meant by “genetic memory,” what’s generally meant by “genetic memory” is also complete hooey, and fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things. But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlike… Hot coals and peanut butter This is the reason it’s taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. It’s such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time I’ve tried to put words around an explanation I’m quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing “No” to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I can’t even figure out where to start. Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think their… let’s say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. …With a press that’s designed to recreate the conditions of the earth’s mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen. You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this “works” because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesn’t, particularly. It’s crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions “pressure” when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because we’ve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure. Chemically speaking, there’s very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And “carbon crystal” = “diamond,” and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds they’d be that expensive? I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal. But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, I’m playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and I’ll be giving them more from writing this. Maybe I’ll stick to the chaos god theory. It’s less depressing. @ohnofixit I apologize for being stupid enough to believe that video so reblogging the breakdown of why it was wrong. Why you shouldn’t believe everything on the internet.

Advice, Brains, and Coca-Cola: Peanut butter
spaceorphan18:

sulkingheals:

downtroddendeity:

jacemp3:

monkeysaysficus:

audrey-hepbae:

catchymemes:

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.
By Blossom

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.

I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA

leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days

Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, “WHAT?!” and “NO!” at the screen.
We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains aren’t operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god?
I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up.
Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. You’ll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly.Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesn’t have to be a banana.
Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the
milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which
settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs,
leaving the excess liquid more or less clear.Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours.
Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)…Misrepresentations: …for cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar.
Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing.Misrepresentations: You… literally do not need the sparkling water… you can just beat the eggs until they’re fluffy…

“Warm water clears wax from fruits!”: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called “washing.”Misrepresentations: I don’t know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily.
Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, but…Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, “dirt” is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.)
Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thing…Misrepresentation: …which absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, you’ll see numbers like “3 hours in the freezer” or “40 minutes in a salted ice bath.”
There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason.
Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didn’t make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that they’d used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln.Misrepresentations: Once again, they’ve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesn’t hold up long-term because the real structural damage isn’t repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk.
Just use superglue.
“Reveal the genetic memory of the honeycomb”:
This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than it’s worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesn’t look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say:
“Honey looks like a honeycomb” isn’t even in the ballpark of what’s generally meant by “genetic memory,”
what’s generally meant by “genetic memory” is also complete hooey, and
fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things.
But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlike…
Hot coals and peanut butter
This is the reason it’s taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. It’s such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time I’ve tried to put words around an explanation I’m quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing “No” to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I can’t even figure out where to start.
Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think their… let’s say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. …With a press that’s designed to recreate the conditions of the earth’s mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen.
You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this “works” because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesn’t, particularly. It’s crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions “pressure” when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because we’ve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure.
Chemically speaking, there’s very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And “carbon crystal” = “diamond,” and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds they’d be that expensive?
I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal.
But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, I’m playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and I’ll be giving them more from writing this.
Maybe I’ll stick to the chaos god theory. It’s less depressing.
@ohnofixit

I apologize for being stupid enough to believe that video so reblogging the breakdown of why it was wrong.

Why you shouldn’t believe everything on the internet.

Advice, Brains, and Coca-Cola: Peanut butter
spaceorphan18:

sulkingheals:

downtroddendeity:

jacemp3:

monkeysaysficus:

audrey-hepbae:

catchymemes:

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.
By Blossom

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.

I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA

leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days

Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, “WHAT?!” and “NO!” at the screen.
We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains aren’t operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god?
I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up.
Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. You’ll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly.Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesn’t have to be a banana.
Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the
milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which
settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs,
leaving the excess liquid more or less clear.Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours.
Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)…Misrepresentations: …for cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar.
Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing.Misrepresentations: You… literally do not need the sparkling water… you can just beat the eggs until they’re fluffy…

“Warm water clears wax from fruits!”: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called “washing.”Misrepresentations: I don’t know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily.
Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, but…Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, “dirt” is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.)
Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thing…Misrepresentation: …which absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, you’ll see numbers like “3 hours in the freezer” or “40 minutes in a salted ice bath.”
There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason.
Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didn’t make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that they’d used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln.Misrepresentations: Once again, they’ve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesn’t hold up long-term because the real structural damage isn’t repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk.
Just use superglue.
“Reveal the genetic memory of the honeycomb”:
This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than it’s worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesn’t look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say:
“Honey looks like a honeycomb” isn’t even in the ballpark of what’s generally meant by “genetic memory,”
what’s generally meant by “genetic memory” is also complete hooey, and
fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things.
But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlike…
Hot coals and peanut butter
This is the reason it’s taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. It’s such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time I’ve tried to put words around an explanation I’m quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing “No” to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I can’t even figure out where to start.
Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think their… let’s say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. …With a press that’s designed to recreate the conditions of the earth’s mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen.
You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this “works” because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesn’t, particularly. It’s crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions “pressure” when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because we’ve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure.
Chemically speaking, there’s very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And “carbon crystal” = “diamond,” and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds they’d be that expensive?
I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal.
But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, I’m playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and I’ll be giving them more from writing this.
Maybe I’ll stick to the chaos god theory. It’s less depressing.
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Cute, Friday, and Fucking: Olivia, 20
13 miles away
ly just wenne smoke n watch t's always sunny
venmo me and see what happens veomo
sends $0.01 through Venmo
Dont go spending that all in one plece
Damn
You're gonna make a gr8 sugar daddy
prefer the term Splenda Daddy
ou lnow, the cheaper knockoff sig
Olivia, 20
13 miles away
rty just wana smoke n watch it's elways sunny
venmo me $5 and see what heppens venmo
My Anthem
Afrca
Thursday n
Lol i see you updated your bio
teel proud to have enacted change i
this world
Friday 3.01
Smh
Friday 247 PM
How marny 5s heve you gotten so tar
Fridky 314PM
iry 728 PM
5 is amateur hour
Yaitre hells cute so yod should be
asang for 6.st least
just hoge that when you start raking
in th 6 and 7 dolar donations, you71
remember me, your financial advisor
And offer o $0.20 kickback for my
brsiant pan to bump up revenue
Thats a 20 kkkback on each venma
ransaction of course, maling up about
Friday 845PM
Smh
Smart move,hoss7
Or shaning money happlily
Maybe it stood for "sure man. Hookup
n which case I'm flatterod but I noed to
be taken out ta dinner first
Smh
Sunny Marathon+Hash sounds great
Oh my lord
Friday mw
And surely that stood for "On, Heppily
Mondey, yours Leaf Or Resin Datrs?
Omg
You're wld
I'm actuaty laughing
Ugh your go to UNC
No wonder. Youre a nerd
l don't fuck w nerds
What's your major
Nord?
On raduateơ now but studied usus"
nerd stult.. Test tuibes and the ske
bout yoa
Smh
Jesus is a pratty interesing major
Fucking nerd
riday 1D 57 PM
t you're lucky we can both ba fuciking
nerd this weokend
riday TSA PM
Fine fine you studied Jesus so you can
be nim, hi be christ and then we'E have
us jesus fucking cheist
Shake my damn heed
o that's a new one but Pe do it, whot
else do you ilke in bed
Oh my god
Thets weird, usunty the giris dontsay
that untbi raftert we're going at it
ody 10 29 AM
Jesus christ
You are a giant fucking nerd
And It's kind of endearing not gonna
le
ypo s message
Overcoming great odds

Cute, Friday, and Fucking: Olivia, 20
13 miles away
ly just wenne smoke n watch t's always sunny
venmo me and see what happens veomo
sends $0.01 through Venmo
Dont go spending that all in one plece
Damn
You're gonna make a gr8 sugar daddy
prefer the term Splenda Daddy
ou lnow, the cheaper knockoff sig
Olivia, 20
13 miles away
rty just wana smoke n watch it's elways sunny
venmo me $5 and see what heppens venmo
My Anthem
Afrca
Thursday n
Lol i see you updated your bio
teel proud to have enacted change i
this world
Friday 3.01
Smh
Friday 247 PM
How marny 5s heve you gotten so tar
Fridky 314PM
iry 728 PM
5 is amateur hour
Yaitre hells cute so yod should be
asang for 6.st least
just hoge that when you start raking
in th 6 and 7 dolar donations, you71
remember me, your financial advisor
And offer o $0.20 kickback for my
brsiant pan to bump up revenue
Thats a 20 kkkback on each venma
ransaction of course, maling up about
Friday 845PM
Smh
Smart move,hoss7
Or shaning money happlily
Maybe it stood for "sure man. Hookup
n which case I'm flatterod but I noed to
be taken out ta dinner first
Smh
Sunny Marathon+Hash sounds great
Oh my lord
Friday mw
And surely that stood for "On, Heppily
Mondey, yours Leaf Or Resin Datrs?
Omg
You're wld
I'm actuaty laughing
Ugh your go to UNC
No wonder. Youre a nerd
l don't fuck w nerds
What's your major
Nord?
On raduateơ now but studied usus"
nerd stult.. Test tuibes and the ske
bout yoa
Smh
Jesus is a pratty interesing major
Fucking nerd
riday 1D 57 PM
t you're lucky we can both ba fuciking
nerd this weokend
riday TSA PM
Fine fine you studied Jesus so you can
be nim, hi be christ and then we'E have
us jesus fucking cheist
Shake my damn heed
o that's a new one but Pe do it, whot
else do you ilke in bed
Oh my god
Thets weird, usunty the giris dontsay
that untbi raftert we're going at it
ody 10 29 AM
Jesus christ
You are a giant fucking nerd
And It's kind of endearing not gonna
le
ypo s message
Overcoming great odds

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