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    Crazy, Soon..., and Trash: Greetings new neighbors,
 First, welcome to your new home. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Chris and I'm your
 neighbor at 553% apt 1 (other side of your wall). rm including a page of helpful numbers and our trash
 collection days for you, hope they can be of help. I have helped one of the previous tenants there with
 some things so if you have any questions feel free to text me, I'm including my card. That said, just a
 heads up that I work nights so I will get back to you as soon as I can.
 I few things that I can think of now that may be useful:
 Our units do have heat pumps, and they do work. However, when the outside temp drops below
 50 they are worthless. So the Washington Gas number is so you can have the gas turned on
 which work your radiators. Though that isn't an issue now, come winter it will be and I would
 suggest calling them now to get some info on if you need a deposit or not (cause if you do as i
 did, it is steep),
 There is only one outside water faucet, it's on my side in the front. Feel free to use it, the water
 bill (paid by land lord) is a single bil for both our units
 1)
 2)
 3) I'm deaf in one ear, so if I ever have the TV to loud text me and let me know to turn it down.
 4) When winter comes and if you decide to use the gas heat let me know, I will help bleed the tank
 and get it up and running for you. It took the previous tenant and me almost a full day and
 flooding the house before we got them going. Not that it is difficult, but it helps doing it for two
 years now.
 I know getting settled can be crazy and time consuming, so dinner is on me. I am enclosing a gift
 card so you can have an evening without having to worry about cooking. Happy house warming,
 5)
 Again, welcome to your new home. Feel free to text with any questions.
 Chris
The world needs more neighbors like Chris
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Crazy, Soon..., and Trash: Greetings new neighbors,
 First, welcome to your new home. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Chris and I'm your
 neighbor at 553% apt 1 (other side of your wall). rm including a page of helpful numbers and our trash
 collection days for you, hope they can be of help. I have helped one of the previous tenants there with
 some things so if you have any questions feel free to text me, I'm including my card. That said, just a
 heads up that I work nights so I will get back to you as soon as I can.
 I few things that I can think of now that may be useful:
 Our units do have heat pumps, and they do work. However, when the outside temp drops below
 50 they are worthless. So the Washington Gas number is so you can have the gas turned on
 which work your radiators. Though that isn't an issue now, come winter it will be and I would
 suggest calling them now to get some info on if you need a deposit or not (cause if you do as i
 did, it is steep),
 There is only one outside water faucet, it's on my side in the front. Feel free to use it, the water
 bill (paid by land lord) is a single bil for both our units
 1)
 2)
 3) I'm deaf in one ear, so if I ever have the TV to loud text me and let me know to turn it down.
 4) When winter comes and if you decide to use the gas heat let me know, I will help bleed the tank
 and get it up and running for you. It took the previous tenant and me almost a full day and
 flooding the house before we got them going. Not that it is difficult, but it helps doing it for two
 years now.
 I know getting settled can be crazy and time consuming, so dinner is on me. I am enclosing a gift
 card so you can have an evening without having to worry about cooking. Happy house warming,
 5)
 Again, welcome to your new home. Feel free to text with any questions.
 Chris
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    Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior
 Highschool Students His Personal
 List Of Wisest Words..And They
 Make A Lot Of Sense.
 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs
 is not one of them
 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
 3. Don't knock it till you try it
 4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you
 owe him a buck
 5
 Always use we when referring to your home
 6.
 When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
 7.
 Don't underestimate free throws in a game of
 HORSE.
 8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should
 9. Don't dumb yourself down.
 10 You only get one chance to notice new
 hairout.
 11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack
 12. Never park in front of a bar
 13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine.
 Prepare
 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and
 first
 15.
 Hold your heroes to a high standard.
 17 Never lie to your doctor
 18 All guns are
 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they
 know.
 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it
 Even if it's only once.
 21
 Take
 and TV once
 vacation of your cell phone, internet,
 year
 22.
 Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good.
 24
 Don't linger in the doorway. in or out
 25.
 If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself
 short.
 26.
 If you want to know what makes you unique,
 sit for
 27 Never get your haircut the day of a
 special
 28 Be mindful of what comes between you and
 the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and
 sheets.
 29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it
 30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak
 31. Eat unch with the new kids
 32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No
 33. It's never too late for an apology.
 34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming.
 5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT
 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname.
 37, When you marry someone, remember you marry
 39.
 Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman
 40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive
 up to t
 41. Don't make a
 42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet
 44. Never glost
 46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa
 special day for her too
 47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good
 guesver
 48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp.
 49, Give credit, Take biame
 50. Suck it up every now and then.
 51. Never be the last one in the pool
 52. Don't stare.
 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm
 54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once.
 55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking
 56. Admit it when you're wrong
 7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done
 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them
 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
 61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes.
 62. Know at least one good joke.
 63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son
 one good meal
 65,
 Leam to drive manual/stick shift.
 66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over
 67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself
 68. Dance with your mother/Tather
 69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work
 0. Always thank the host
 71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late.
 72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's
 73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt.
 74. De a good ästener. Don't just take your turn to
 5. eep your word,
 76.
 In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand
 our immediately and come grade time it will oome in
 handy.
 7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9
 78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just
 79. Don't be the talker in a movie.
 80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower.
 81. You are what you da. Nat what you say
 82. Learn to change tire
 83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead
 84.
 An hour with grandparents is time we
 spent. Ask for
 advice when you need it
 Don't itter
 86,
 tf you have ฮ sister, get to know her
 87. You won't always be the strongest or
 fastest. But you can't be the toughest
 89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly
 90. Make the littie things count.
 91
 92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry
 and slutty. Find it
 93.
 94.
 You're never too old to need your Mom.
 Ladies,
 2 you make the decision to wee
 hees on the first dste commit to keeping
 them on and keeping your trap shut about
 how much your feet kil
 96.
 Your dance moves might not be the best.
 but i promise making a fool of yourself is
 more fun than sitting on the bench alone
 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime
 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and
 punch hard.
epicjohndoe:

Wise Words From A Smart Teacher
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior
 Highschool Students His Personal
 List Of Wisest Words..And They
 Make A Lot Of Sense.
 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs
 is not one of them
 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
 3. Don't knock it till you try it
 4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you
 owe him a buck
 5
 Always use we when referring to your home
 6.
 When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
 7.
 Don't underestimate free throws in a game of
 HORSE.
 8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should
 9. Don't dumb yourself down.
 10 You only get one chance to notice new
 hairout.
 11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack
 12. Never park in front of a bar
 13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine.
 Prepare
 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and
 first
 15.
 Hold your heroes to a high standard.
 17 Never lie to your doctor
 18 All guns are
 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they
 know.
 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it
 Even if it's only once.
 21
 Take
 and TV once
 vacation of your cell phone, internet,
 year
 22.
 Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good.
 24
 Don't linger in the doorway. in or out
 25.
 If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself
 short.
 26.
 If you want to know what makes you unique,
 sit for
 27 Never get your haircut the day of a
 special
 28 Be mindful of what comes between you and
 the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and
 sheets.
 29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it
 30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak
 31. Eat unch with the new kids
 32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No
 33. It's never too late for an apology.
 34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming.
 5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT
 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname.
 37, When you marry someone, remember you marry
 39.
 Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman
 40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive
 up to t
 41. Don't make a
 42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet
 44. Never glost
 46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa
 special day for her too
 47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good
 guesver
 48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp.
 49, Give credit, Take biame
 50. Suck it up every now and then.
 51. Never be the last one in the pool
 52. Don't stare.
 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm
 54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once.
 55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking
 56. Admit it when you're wrong
 7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done
 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them
 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
 61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes.
 62. Know at least one good joke.
 63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son
 one good meal
 65,
 Leam to drive manual/stick shift.
 66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over
 67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself
 68. Dance with your mother/Tather
 69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work
 0. Always thank the host
 71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late.
 72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's
 73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt.
 74. De a good ästener. Don't just take your turn to
 5. eep your word,
 76.
 In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand
 our immediately and come grade time it will oome in
 handy.
 7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9
 78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just
 79. Don't be the talker in a movie.
 80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower.
 81. You are what you da. Nat what you say
 82. Learn to change tire
 83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead
 84.
 An hour with grandparents is time we
 spent. Ask for
 advice when you need it
 Don't itter
 86,
 tf you have ฮ sister, get to know her
 87. You won't always be the strongest or
 fastest. But you can't be the toughest
 89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly
 90. Make the littie things count.
 91
 92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry
 and slutty. Find it
 93.
 94.
 You're never too old to need your Mom.
 Ladies,
 2 you make the decision to wee
 hees on the first dste commit to keeping
 them on and keeping your trap shut about
 how much your feet kil
 96.
 Your dance moves might not be the best.
 but i promise making a fool of yourself is
 more fun than sitting on the bench alone
 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime
 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and
 punch hard.
epicjohndoe:

Wise Words From A Smart Teacher
                    
                
            

            
            
epicjohndoe:

Wise Words From A Smart Teacher