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Being Alone, Animals, and Beautiful: eutopianext: khaaaaaaaaaan: the-tarot-cafe: She is singing an ancient herding song from mid-north Sweden and Norway. I sense very old vibrations in the calling tones. See what happens to the cows as the singing calls.The singer is Jonna Jinton. Ohohoh, but we have SO MANY of these old songs and tunes (called “kulokk” in Norwegian). Some with lyrics, some without. Some with straight up talking and almost shouting inbetween the most enchanting melodies. They’re using every bit of their voice range to create these tunes, and it’s all based on a wonderful traditional Scaninavian way of singing (that can be a lot more characteristic than in this video, but this is beautiful as well!). In Norway up to the 1800s these amazing women (and only women) spent their summers, often all alone, in the Norwegian mountains to herd and milk cows, and let the animals roam freely. To attract them they would make up these wonderful tunes, and there is even folklore that connects these women to the huldra, which is a Scandinavian forest/mountain siren. She takes the form of a beautiful woman, often portrayed in traditional dresses that partly cover up her animal tail (in Norway a cow’s tail, in Sweden a fox’ tail) that would give away her true nature if anyone saw it. So, the tunes and their effect on animals, combined with these strong women in the beautiful landscape was just too much for people to handle, so people started fantasizing about women like these being straight up supernatural. American version no one asked for: a farmer in Kansas with a trombone.
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Dogs, Dumb, and Fucking: WELELE ES untilstarsfall: inflagrante-delicatessen: gallusrostromegalus: 0somethingcool0: kayla-bird: surfcommiesmustdie: nevergonnawalkpastafez: surfcommiesmustdie: rose-on-the-mountain: drtanner: thischick25: tardishobo: IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them: These sheep? They are actually running away from the car. They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from. SHEEPNADO when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance. Moshpit This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast. sheeps are morons lmao is this what the doggos are for @gallusrostromegalus This is, to my understanding, excactly WHY we have both herding and livestock guardian dogs.  Sheep are… really amazingly dumb most of the time.   Then, once in a while, you get one sheep that’s Entirely Too Cunning and that’s when all hell breaks loose. …that sounds like a horror story I fucking love sheep lmfao
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America, Facebook, and Food: SOCIALIST TURNIN POINT U YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES ONE AND GIVES IT TO YOUR NEIGHBOR LIBERAL YOU HAUE TWO COWS, YOUR NEIGHBOR HAS NONE YOU FEEL GUILTY,SOYOU VOTE PEOPLE'INTO OFFICE THAT TAX YOUR COWS, FORCING YOU TO SELL ONE TOPAY THE TAK THE PEOPLE YOU VOTEDFOR THEN USE YOUR TAK MONEY TO BUY A COW AND GIVE IT TO YOUR NEIGHBOR, YOU FEEL RIGHTEOUS COMMUNIST YOU HAVE TWO COWS. THE GOVERNMENT SEIZES BOTH AND PROVIDES YOU WITH A CUP OF MILK PER DAY CONSERVATIVE YOU'HAVE TWO COWS. YOU SELLONE, BUY A BULLAND BUILD A HERD OF COWS Just some food for thought. liberalismisamentaldisorder communism socialism trumpmemes liberals libbys democraps liberallogic liberal maga conservative constitution presidenttrump resist thetypicalliberal typicalliberal merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump trump2016 patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain triggered CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AND STORE!🌐 thetypicalliberal.net-store 🥇Join our closed group on Facebook. For top fans only: Right Wing Savages🥇 Add me on Snapchat and get to know me. Don't be a stranger: thetypicallibby Partners: @theunapologeticpatriot 🇺🇸 @too_savage_for_democrats 🐍 @thelastgreatstand 🇺🇸 @always.right 🐘 @keepamerica.usa ☠️ @republicangirlapparel 🎀 @drunkenrepublican 🍺 TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS! Make sure to check out our joint Facebook - Right Wing Savages Joint Instagram - @rightwingsavages

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