"Hi baby, what's your sign?"-"I'm a virgo, and I think I'll stay so for a bit longer." 😂😂😜
You thought I was done
When that insult hits you hard so all you do is smile but deep inside you are broken. 😂😂😂
Her: hey baby ;)-Me: mmm what smells so good?-Her: dinner ;)-Me: what are you cooking?-Her: that bitch who keeps likin ya pics
"hey baby girl" "hey daddy"
@Regrann from @69bklynbomber - Poisonous passions 💉💜👯 - regrann
Idk why but sure I guess.
i can accurately say this is true
Arnold says he should have stayed home today
Such a John
Pickup line anyone?
Well worth it
Well worth it by rookie2987
Ye have been banished by ClassicDecimus12
When I read posts from this sub, I always feel like every girl is really fun to talk to. Then I check my tinder
Thank god for home insurance
Her bio said “history buff”
Them darned kids
APH: Dancing with inanimate object
Staring Prussia and Austria from Hetalia: Axis Powers
Drawing process can be fou...
I don’t know why this is funny. This is *exactly* what I say to pick up chicks and 60% of the time it works everytime 💁🏻♂️
@lolmynegga is hilarious 😂💀...don’t follow if you are easily offended 💯
48 Animals Photos Gallery That Are Too Funny For Words
Decided to try something out from Reddit
I don't know why I found this so funny 😂😭💀
Just to point out he took 25 minutes to craft that line https://t.co/HHXZwXDg3Z
Ive finally got a contribution to make. Her bio said History buff
Best girlfriend ever by Aidens-mommy
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Bio said she loved Jesus
Hey Baby, Wanna kill all Humans?
I called my sisters phone from my phone and she said hey baby 😍😍