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See that bashful look on the left, Bruh? That's a woman's expression after she just took it way, way too far on yo ass. A little argument got opened up. Little bitty argument. U like "Hey baby. You bought 2% milk. I like vitamin D in my coffee tho? No biggie I'm just saying for next time." Aw nah. Aw hell nah. She was already mad. FVCK your vitamin D milk Bruh. That's when she open up that: "OH MR 2% HUH. CAN'T DRINK 2%. WHAT ELSE DO I NOT DO RIGHT HUH? WHAT ELSE DO I NOT DO EXACTLY...LIKE YOUR MAMA...OR YOUR EX. GOT ANY OTHER CRITIQUES WITH YOUR CRITIQUIN' ASS? HOW ABOUT LEMME CRITIQUE HOW U DON'T EVEN TELL ME I'M PRETTY ANY MORE. U WANNA CRITIQUE ME? CRITIQUE ME MOTHERFVCKER! WHAT ELSE!! I'M PRETTIER THAN ANY OF THESE NASTY HOES WHOSE PICS U LIKING ON THE GRAM! UGH! U DISGUST ME! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT U!!!!!" And u just standing there in utter disbelief with your coffee rethinking the entire relationship and that's when she give u puppy eyes. That's when she realize she done opened your heart like a open heart surgeon, took a little poop inside your heart, sewed your heart back up, and then now u coming back to life and her eyes are like "wow baby I really pooped on your soul, here's some crushed hospital ice while your heart heals up I feel bad now." Men when this happens, do not encourage. Do not be an enabler. Do not "baby it's ok" her ass. When she trip like that, that's when u toss her ass on the bed like a rag doll and give her that "I'm extremely mad at u for a valid reason" pipe. Channel all of your scorn into your penile appendage. Go ham and bananas on the Punani, u feel me? Smash them cheeks to smithereens. U Paul Bunyan...and yo PP is a axe. Chop that booty in half Bruh. U earned it. SHE earned it. Hit corners of the Punani u never hit before. And don't be nice. No pleasantries. Just the steely determination of a man who earned a well-deserved anger-smash. And I tell u this. Ol girl gon be wetter than the cot damn Nile River on yo ass Bruh. U gon strip the bed down after and even the mattress gon be wet. Bam. Win win. U feel me? THAT'S HOW TF U END A NON-ARGUMENT - BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: well hi there @DrSmashlove See that bashful look on the left, Bruh? That's a woman's expression after she just took it way, way too far on yo ass. A little argument got opened up. Little bitty argument. U like "Hey baby. You bought 2% milk. I like vitamin D in my coffee tho? No biggie I'm just saying for next time." Aw nah. Aw hell nah. She was already mad. FVCK your vitamin D milk Bruh. That's when she open up that: "OH MR 2% HUH. CAN'T DRINK 2%. WHAT ELSE DO I NOT DO RIGHT HUH? WHAT ELSE DO I NOT DO EXACTLY...LIKE YOUR MAMA...OR YOUR EX. GOT ANY OTHER CRITIQUES WITH YOUR CRITIQUIN' ASS? HOW ABOUT LEMME CRITIQUE HOW U DON'T EVEN TELL ME I'M PRETTY ANY MORE. U WANNA CRITIQUE ME? CRITIQUE ME MOTHERFVCKER! WHAT ELSE!! I'M PRETTIER THAN ANY OF THESE NASTY HOES WHOSE PICS U LIKING ON THE GRAM! UGH! U DISGUST ME! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT U!!!!!" And u just standing there in utter disbelief with your coffee rethinking the entire relationship and that's when she give u puppy eyes. That's when she realize she done opened your heart like a open heart surgeon, took a little poop inside your heart, sewed your heart back up, and then now u coming back to life and her eyes are like "wow baby I really pooped on your soul, here's some crushed hospital ice while your heart heals up I feel bad now." Men when this happens, do not encourage. Do not be an enabler. Do not "baby it's ok" her ass. When she trip like that, that's when u toss her ass on the bed like a rag doll and give her that "I'm extremely mad at u for a valid reason" pipe. Channel all of your scorn into your penile appendage. Go ham and bananas on the Punani, u feel me? Smash them cheeks to smithereens. U Paul Bunyan...and yo PP is a axe. Chop that booty in half Bruh. U earned it. SHE earned it. Hit corners of the Punani u never hit before. And don't be nice. No pleasantries. Just the steely determination of a man who earned a well-deserved anger-smash. And I tell u this. Ol girl gon be wetter than the cot damn Nile River on yo ass Bruh. U gon strip the bed down after and even the mattress gon be wet. Bam. Win win. U feel me? THAT'S HOW TF U END A NON-ARGUMENT - BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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When sexting while cheating, always check the background: what's youur # again babe? 422 not this again, just call my room number if you don't beieve me If there s twa things I hate, its cheaters and liars: and when you ve been with ane, you develog a knackfor spoting even he smallest of delails Now normally, being perceptive with your SO and catching the uttle things will get yau rewarded, and sometmes those rewards migbt be in the farm of sests from a business trip. Drly in this case, the serts from this girl'strig to Atianta are meant as a distraction fram the main event and that somecne else is geting to see the real shaw It's always the little details in the background or fereground that will get you caught 5:02 PM AT&T LTE * 87% KMessages Jackie Today 4:36 PM Hey baby! Finally got to the hotel, about to take a sorry my flight was a little late e keep going are you alone? of course! LOLI don't know anyone in Atlanta oh ok, what's your room # again babe? 1422 not this again, just call my room number if you don't believe me I just asked to be connected to you and they said no Jackie was staying in the hotel. I asked if Tom was and the connected to me to room 1422.I can't believe you think I'm this Organizing a trip with your fucking boss and pretending lik you're going alone. I knew something was going on between you two BTW theres a suitcase in the 2nd picture you sent me that I know isn't yours so don't even try to deny it All your shit will be waiting outside for you in trash bags when you get back. Have fun fucking Tom and FUCK YOU And...Boom! 00m HAVE A POTATO When sexting while cheating, always check the background
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