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madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH : ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I tried to steal a large, expensive bottle of beer from a house I cleverly hid it by stuffing it into my pants. party I was attending. I knew there was only one thing I could do to make this right. But as I was saying goodbye... The bottle fell out and shattered on the ground. 0 SNASH T ran the hell away. Collegelumon ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... CollegeHumor I went online and became an ordained minister. This is the number one best idea. QUIKMINISTER.BIZ "Twice as holy for half the price!" SIGN UP TODAY! So now, when you sneeze, and I say "bless you"... It secretly means so much more. ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I started doing magic tricks for all of the employees at a bar. Whether they wanted to see them or not. Whassat behind yer ear...? Ish... thish yer card? uh, yeah actually! It's a shot! A few months later, I went back to that bar, assuming that by now no one would remember my embarrasing magic show. But the bouncer recognized me... Yeah, you're the guy with all the magic tricks, right? Hey pal, don'tIknow you from somewhere? well I've got one say to you... thing to WE STILL TALK THAT WAS SO AWESOME! ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME! CollegeHumor ...He was a big fan. ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I got super nauseous while I was riding in the car with friends so I barfed out the window, all over everyone in the back seat... ...and directly onto the windshield of the police car behind us. We got pulled over, and everyone in the car got a ticket... SPLAT!! CollegeHumon ...except for me, because I was the only one with my seatbelt on. madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
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hate-police: pridemonthenthusiasts: skwhy: terfsafeuserboxes: pridemonthenthusiasts: Like it or not, hate speech IS free speech Yikesβ„’.Y'all block this guy please.~🎨 hey pal im assuming youre american so i just want to say, under the U.S law, not all forms of speech are protected this includes: Slander, libel, and hate speech hate speech by LAW is not protected in america its a criminal offense and unethical and only a crusty douche would want to protect it Actually dumb dumb, hate speech IS free speech. The only speech not protected by law is speech that can put someone else’s life in danger (yelling fire in a movie theater). Learn at least SOMETHING before speaking you crusty tube sock πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Fun fact but telling people to murder gays is in fact like yelling fire in a movie theatre.It causes panic. Because guess what; we deal with this shit all the time. Did you forget about Pulse already? I guess you dont count it though because you see us as less than human, right? Free speech or not, that doesn’t make it right asshole.: Hate Speech Free Speech hate-police: pridemonthenthusiasts: skwhy: terfsafeuserboxes: pridemonthenthusiasts: Like it or not, hate speech IS free speech Yikesβ„’.Y'all block this guy please.~🎨 hey pal im assuming youre american so i just want to say, under the U.S law, not all forms of speech are protected this includes: Slander, libel, and hate speech hate speech by LAW is not protected in america its a criminal offense and unethical and only a crusty douche would want to protect it Actually dumb dumb, hate speech IS free speech. The only speech not protected by law is speech that can put someone else’s life in danger (yelling fire in a movie theater). Learn at least SOMETHING before speaking you crusty tube sock πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Fun fact but telling people to murder gays is in fact like yelling fire in a movie theatre.It causes panic. Because guess what; we deal with this shit all the time. Did you forget about Pulse already? I guess you dont count it though because you see us as less than human, right? Free speech or not, that doesn’t make it right asshole.
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