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bisexualhennessy: foxyclock: orgyporgy: shittymoviedetails: Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander. FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse #he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs)  Also the police in that movie are hilariously inept. Kevin‘s mom contacts them to do a wellness check on her eight-year-old son who is home alone and for them that consists of casually wandering down to the house, knocking once, and then when nobody answers instead of considering the very real possibility that a frightened young boy might not open the door right away, they just assume everything‘s fine and the mom is just crazy and they fuck right off.: The Trevor Moore O @itrevormoore Tmes TREDOR moORE Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it. bisexualhennessy: foxyclock: orgyporgy: shittymoviedetails: Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander. FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse #he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs)  Also the police in that movie are hilariously inept. Kevin‘s mom contacts them to do a wellness check on her eight-year-old son who is home alone and for them that consists of casually wandering down to the house, knocking once, and then when nobody answers instead of considering the very real possibility that a frightened young boy might not open the door right away, they just assume everything‘s fine and the mom is just crazy and they fuck right off.
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sinbadism: w4rgoddess: knitmeapony: themaskedman: printscharming: captoring: this is from a store in los angeles called The Echo Park Time Travel Mart, and it’s pretty much the coolest place WHAT?! @themaskedman, I think I know where our next adventure has to be. @printscharming Looks fun! I’m down haha. HURRAY 826!  This is a national organization that sets up awesome kids literacy tutoring groups and puts hilariously dorky storefronts in front of each one! Chicago has the Secret Agent Supply:  Ann Arbor has Robot Supplies: Boston has the Bigfoot Research Institute: And there are more:  http://826national.org/stores/ Great for Christmas shopping!  All proceeds go to the local chapter of the charity! OMG, I knew about the one in Brooklyn but didn’t realize it was a chain! How can you not mention the original, 826 Valencia in San Francisco? They are amazing organizations : TK Brand Robot Emotions TK Brand Robot Emotions Feel like a human. a hunan hel e RAGE HAPPINESS PINESS $23 99 416959ASsHae0e LOLLOLOO00L MVw T3AwMA WIA sinbadism: w4rgoddess: knitmeapony: themaskedman: printscharming: captoring: this is from a store in los angeles called The Echo Park Time Travel Mart, and it’s pretty much the coolest place WHAT?! @themaskedman, I think I know where our next adventure has to be. @printscharming Looks fun! I’m down haha. HURRAY 826!  This is a national organization that sets up awesome kids literacy tutoring groups and puts hilariously dorky storefronts in front of each one! Chicago has the Secret Agent Supply:  Ann Arbor has Robot Supplies: Boston has the Bigfoot Research Institute: And there are more:  http://826national.org/stores/ Great for Christmas shopping!  All proceeds go to the local chapter of the charity! OMG, I knew about the one in Brooklyn but didn’t realize it was a chain! How can you not mention the original, 826 Valencia in San Francisco? They are amazing organizations

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This girl on Snapchat hilariously mocked guys who send dick pics… (SFW): Dudes with dicks and a passion for photography should know that it is an art form to take a right dick pic. One does not simply take a dick pic without good lighting and romantic environment with professional techniques. But how should we take good dick pics? Thankfully, this girl on Snapchat named Reece laid out a handy guide to ensure that your peen is captured a the best possible angle... Technique 1: the low angle Dick Pic Tip: Roll your eyes back in your head and stick your tongue out, as if to say, "Uugh, all the blood in my body has flowed into my massive flesh rocket. Again! 14 Technique 2 The side profile Dick Plc Tip: All dicks have a good side and a not so good side. Take photos of the different sides and ask friends and family which side show's off your dick's best traits Technique 5 thbe straighte Dick Pic Tip: Put a top hat on your dick or maybe a bowtie. Ya know, something to class up that unwanted dong image you're about to send out into the world Technique 3: the birds eye view Dick Pic Tip: Don't be afraid to really use your camera's zoom to show your dick from below. Christopher Nolan uses this technique superbly... just not for dick photos, but whatevs. 14 Technique 6 the let me grab my sack Dtck Pic Tip: Make sure you really squeeze down on that sack. For a real surprise, pull the camera back and get some taint action in with that sack squeeze. # T : (personal fas) the counter flop Dick Pic Tip: No secret here, just let it flop out and that pants hog of yours will do all the talking This girl on Snapchat hilariously mocked guys who send dick pics… (SFW)
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draumbouy: wtttl: collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.” I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION PLANET IS READY FOR MANDOWN CULTURE MANDOWN MANDOWN MANDOWN MANDOWN i swear to god youre all idiots. did you even read the fucking article? first of all no. we do not live in a rape culture.   Rape has actually decreased by over 80% since 1979, despite an increase in the willingness of victims in reporting it, and an increase in the overall number of rapes that were reported at allprior to discovery.   The “1 in ¾ women” “statistic” being passed around on places like Tumblr is hilariously FALSE.  Female scholars and other journalistshave written off the concept as nothing more than a form of mass hysteria.   The leading organization devoted to helping victims of rape discourages the notion from being taught on college campuses, as it tries to take blame off of the actual rapist, and place it onto some poorly-defined, imaginary boogeyman.  so now that we’ve put that myth to rest lets actually look at some of the stuff in this article. Last year, a study presented at the annual meeting of the American Sociological Association found that less than 30 percent of college students had more than one partner in the previous year. now i dont know about you but one lay a year isnt really enough for me. shit if i dont have sex at least once a month i get moody.  this article is criticizing a Bloomberg piece about mens fear of being falseley accused as rapists. which by the way is a very realistic fear. Men who are accused of rape on a University campus can have their right of due process and trial by a jury of their peers stripped from them. In place of it, they can then be “convicted” by the university if the investigating body believes there is a 50.0001% chance that the man committed the rape. In addition, the accused is not allowed to seek any outside legal counsel, also taking away his right to an attorney. what this means is that men are literally stripped of constitutional rights to an actual investigation and can have their entire life ruined just because some dumbass sorority girl falsely accused them. and lets be real here who do you think they’re gonna side with? thats right. the girl. nobody’s gonna side with a college guy. people already think they’re the scum of the earth right? and now they’ve got some poor girl with crocodile tears enforcing that belief. that guy is pretty much fucked. Pollack said a patient recently told him about making out with a girl at a party. Things were going fine, the student said, when suddenly a vision of his school’s disciplinary board flew into his head. “‘I want to go to law school or medical school after this,’” Pollack said, recounting the student’s comments. “‘I said to her, it’s been nice seeing you.’” basically what this dude is saying is that he’s scared of even kissing a girl because she might report him for sexual assault if he hurts her feelings. Earlier in the piece, Gill said he no longer offered female classmates beer at parties because he doesn’t want to “look like a predator … it’s a little bit of a blurred line.” this dude wont even offer people beer at parties because girls automatically assume guys are rapists.  and this article up here. all its doing is basically spouting nonsense saying that men are blaming rape on the victim. but thats not whats happening. MEN ARE JUST SCARD TO HAVE THEIR FUCKING LIVES RUINED FOR SOMETHING THEY NEVER DID. and all of you fucking bought it. you just bit the hook and reblogged it without even reading the fucking thing so that you could laugh at an injustice men face. i mean its bad enough that we dont even have fucking rape legislation. and on top of that we have our constitutional rights taken  away by our college just so they can ruin our lives based on a rumor. and all you’ve done is make fun of it.  fuck your erasure of anything that isn’t all about women. fuck your political ignorance. fuck this article, and fuck you. : College dudes worried that movement to take rape seriously is ruining their sex lives "Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders" %3D KATIE MCDONOUGH Follow draumbouy: wtttl: collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.” I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION PLANET IS READY FOR MANDOWN CULTURE MANDOWN MANDOWN MANDOWN MANDOWN i swear to god youre all idiots. did you even read the fucking article? first of all no. we do not live in a rape culture.   Rape has actually decreased by over 80% since 1979, despite an increase in the willingness of victims in reporting it, and an increase in the overall number of rapes that were reported at allprior to discovery.   The “1 in ¾ women” “statistic” being passed around on places like Tumblr is hilariously FALSE.  Female scholars and other journalistshave written off the concept as nothing more than a form of mass hysteria.   The leading organization devoted to helping victims of rape discourages the notion from being taught on college campuses, as it tries to take blame off of the actual rapist, and place it onto some poorly-defined, imaginary boogeyman.  so now that we’ve put that myth to rest lets actually look at some of the stuff in this article. Last year, a study presented at the annual meeting of the American Sociological Association found that less than 30 percent of college students had more than one partner in the previous year. now i dont know about you but one lay a year isnt really enough for me. shit if i dont have sex at least once a month i get moody.  this article is criticizing a Bloomberg piece about mens fear of being falseley accused as rapists. which by the way is a very realistic fear. Men who are accused of rape on a University campus can have their right of due process and trial by a jury of their peers stripped from them. In place of it, they can then be “convicted” by the university if the investigating body believes there is a 50.0001% chance that the man committed the rape. In addition, the accused is not allowed to seek any outside legal counsel, also taking away his right to an attorney. what this means is that men are literally stripped of constitutional rights to an actual investigation and can have their entire life ruined just because some dumbass sorority girl falsely accused them. and lets be real here who do you think they’re gonna side with? thats right. the girl. nobody’s gonna side with a college guy. people already think they’re the scum of the earth right? and now they’ve got some poor girl with crocodile tears enforcing that belief. that guy is pretty much fucked. Pollack said a patient recently told him about making out with a girl at a party. Things were going fine, the student said, when suddenly a vision of his school’s disciplinary board flew into his head. “‘I want to go to law school or medical school after this,’” Pollack said, recounting the student’s comments. “‘I said to her, it’s been nice seeing you.’” basically what this dude is saying is that he’s scared of even kissing a girl because she might report him for sexual assault if he hurts her feelings. Earlier in the piece, Gill said he no longer offered female classmates beer at parties because he doesn’t want to “look like a predator … it’s a little bit of a blurred line.” this dude wont even offer people beer at parties because girls automatically assume guys are rapists.  and this article up here. all its doing is basically spouting nonsense saying that men are blaming rape on the victim. but thats not whats happening. MEN ARE JUST SCARD TO HAVE THEIR FUCKING LIVES RUINED FOR SOMETHING THEY NEVER DID. and all of you fucking bought it. you just bit the hook and reblogged it without even reading the fucking thing so that you could laugh at an injustice men face. i mean its bad enough that we dont even have fucking rape legislation. and on top of that we have our constitutional rights taken  away by our college just so they can ruin our lives based on a rumor. and all you’ve done is make fun of it.  fuck your erasure of anything that isn’t all about women. fuck your political ignorance. fuck this article, and fuck you.
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