Baseball, Books, and Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two
seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 194o, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck
Norris won by 5.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand
gun and a bucket.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered
space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been
redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck
Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
College, Drugs, and Fraternity: He described Justice Kavanaugh as being "great, hardworking-a
leader" and said that he is not the type of person who would commit the acts that Dr. Ford
alleged. He said he has no specific recollection of Justice Kavanuagh and Dr. Ford
He knew Justice Kavanaugh but has not kept in touch with
him since high school. said that he and others pushed "the envelope on captions
and yearbook entries with the objective of seeing what we could get by the Jesuits." He
described Justice Kavanaugh as being quiet, very nice and someone with a good reputation
who was known for being involved in sports.
stated that after graduating from high school in
Hampton, Virginia in 1982, he made several trips to D.C. that summer. During one of the
trips, he attended a house party where he kissed and made out with a woman he met who
said that based on old photographs of Justice
Kavanaugh he has seen on the news, he believes the two of them share a similar appearance
(Sept. 24, Sept. 25):
he believes could have been Dr. Ford
(Sept. 26): stated that when he was a 19 year-old college student, he
visited D.C. over spring break and kissed a girl he believes was Dr. Ford. He said that the
kiss happened in the bedroom of a house which was about a 15-to20 minute walk from the
Van Ness Metro, that Dr. Ford was wearing a swimsuit under her clothing, and that the
said that the woman initiated
kissing ended when a friend jumped on them as a joke
the kissing and that he did not force himself on her
said that she attended UNC with Dr. Ford who along with
and regularly attended parties with members of his fraternity
said that she was present atapartment one night in April 1987 when Di
knew had an active and robust social life in college
arrived to consume drugs
said that the Dr. Ford she
Kavanaugh because she previously dated. one of Justice Kavanaugh's best
would not have associated with Justice Kavanaugh
if there was any indication of inappropriate behavior on his part.
(Sept. 25): said that she knew Justice Kavanugh during his
said she had been in every kind of situation
Facebook, Tumblr, and Australia: Mother of Australian man who died
after injecting his scrotum with
silicone to appease his master's
inflation fetish' confronts his bondage
. Mother of a man who died after injecting his scrotum with silicone speaks out
Linda Chapman confronted 'master' Dylan Hafertepen on Tuesday's The Project
. Ms Chapman appeared visibly shaken as she blamed him for her son's death
By LAURA HEDGES and MARK BROOK FOR DAILY MAIL AUSTRALIA
PUBLISHED: 04:55 EST, 6 November 2018 UPDATED: 14:30 EST, 6 November 2018
The Melbourne mother of a man who died after injecting his scrotum with silicone,
has confronted his US 'bondage master' in an emotionally charged exchange.
In a dramatic episode of The Project on Tuesday, Linda Chapman confronted master
Dylan Hafertepen, who she claimed coerced her son into injecting himself
Ms Chapman appeared visibly shaken by her meeting with Mr Hafertepen as she
blames him for her son's death and tells him to get out of her house.
What sort of person injects into their balls... what sort of person does that?" she said,
fighting back tears.
YOUR PUP LO
YOU SO MU
Mr Chapman (left and right), who went by the name 'Pup Tank', died from 'silicone embolism
syndrome' last month after he injected the liquid substance into his scrotum
Abc, cnn.com, and Fake: 28. Since being elected, President Trump has continuously tweeted negative remarks
about CNN. For example, on February 17, 2017, he stated that "The FAKE NEWS media (failing
@nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the
American people!" On July 2, 2017, he tweeted a video depicting him tackling and punching a
man with a CNN logo superimposed on his face, adding the comments "#FraudNewsCNN" and
“#FNN." On December ing CNN "Fake News" and called one
ії, 2017, he published a tweet call