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Good, Mirror, and Never: He's never seen himself in the mirror, so l tell him how handsome he is at least 20 times a day Whos a good boy?

Whos a good boy?

Earth, Dog, and Thing: A Dog is the only thing on earth that Loves you more than he loves himself

Adidas, Football, and God: FOOTBALL MEMES FRANCK RIBERY WAS INVOLVED IN A CAR ACCIDENT DURING WHICH BOTH OF HIS PARENTS AND BROTHER DIED, WHILE HE HIMSELF WAS SEVERELY INJURED IN THE FACE. WHEN ASKED IN AN INTERVIEW WHY HE CHOSE NOT TO OPERATE HIS FACE, HE REPLIED: adidaS "THIS WAS MY FATE, WHILE THE MARKS ON MY FACE REMIND ME OF THE POWER OF GOD." Ribery ❤️

Ribery ❤️

Fucking, Life, and School: DONNY CATES. @Doncates , Dec 11 I promise you dont really want to read a book where Eddie is doing fine and everything is awesome and everyone is happy. That book is boring and you will not like that book Or maybe you would. I dunno. I'm not writing that book symbisexual-disaster:*glances wearily at my 5,000 bookmarked fics in which everything is awesome and everyone is happy* Honestly this just shows what a shallow understanding of story writing he has and I don’t know how he got to become a writer as a result of this.Conflict makes a story interesting but it’s pretty clear that a) he only has 1 idea of conflict (tragedy) and b) he sees no room for character growth (because anything other than tragedy is considered boring and irrelevant and therefore we never see characters put into different situations and he doesn’t have to write them react to anything other than tragedy).Showing Eddie and Venom doing well doesn’t even have to be the whole series (honestly I’d find that pretty boring too after several issues as much as I want to see Eddie and Venom grocery shopping or going to the farmer’s market). The point of doing so is a) character development and b) a break in the storyline from any current conflict. As much as peace/ trivial aspects of Eddie’s life will get boring after several issues, so will conflict. I’m really tired of seeing overblown issues left right and centre and absolutely no pause given to Eddie’s development (not to mention he’s regressing because of shitty writing).That one scene where Eddie’s speaking to V but seemingly himself when he’s eating noodles and V’s asking for a bloody steak? That’s the kind of shit I’m talking about. It’s literally 2 pages of Eddie speaking to himself, being very kind to V, then snapping back at a stranger who’s weirded out by him and he and V then proceed to have a conversation about innocence and stupidity. Not only does this show Eddie’s a dick in day-to-day life which contrasts with his ideas of being a good person and saving the innocent, it also shows V’s basic (but forming) ideas about human characteristics and personalities and Eddie has to do his best to help V understand innocent =/= stupid. That’s all it fucking took! 2 pages of a regular conversation between Eddie and V! Then you can get back to whatever conflict is happening!Donny Cates never graduated from the school of ‘I like these characters and I’m going to make them suffer’ and it shows.

Ast, Pts, and Harden: B-R Re tt JAN 14:57 PTS,9 REB, 2AST JAN 16:58 PTS, 10 REB, 6 AST JAN 19:48 PTS, 8 REB, G AST Harden had himself a week 😤

Harden had himself a week 😤

Cute, Life, and Memes: uhrair my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it's TERRIFYING. so far, he has: grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall whispering "do you see it? the barbed wire." woken me up and muttered "he's here" while staring at my bedroom door rolled over last night and said "you don't know what's out there. You don't know what's in the swamp" he's taken like 20 years off my life. uhrair on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me really gently and then said "have a great day at work baby" and pushed me onto the floor at 2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the covers 313,741 notes Follow @hardcorecomedy2.0 he always posts 🔥🔥

Follow @hardcorecomedy2.0 he always posts 🔥🔥

Beautiful, God, and Oh My God: Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed SON, TO HIMSELF every soul contains a whisper of light ME oh my God bud that's beautiful wow SON it's...the super smash brothers theme song such a beautiful message 😢

such a beautiful message 😢

Cute, Traffic, and Girl: My brother went to go pick up his girl from the airport but his tire popped,it was raining, he changed the tire by himself, stuck in traffic & still managed to go pick her up in TJ this is why l keep my standards high I dont settle for less because of what he's taught me On my way! Babygirl this is so cute

Driving, Http, and Deadass: Just drove past a little boy witha lemonade stand. I wasn't going to stop but he looked at me and deadass started miming himself throwing a lasso at my car and pulling me in. l didn't have a choice, it's a lawless land out here in the West but now I have lemonade 7/9/18, 6:53 PM It’s against the law to keep driving after that. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2APV8Xk

It’s against the law to keep driving after that. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2APV8Xk

Dad, Memes, and Rihanna: arap SUES HER OWN DAD FOR JACKING FENTY Rihanna is suing her father for using her and her Fenty brand to launch his own business.⁣ -⁣ According to reports, Rihanna’s father, Ronald Fenty, launched a Talent Development company in 2017 and named it “Fenty Entertainment” but Rihanna already trademarked the name “Fenty”.⁣ -⁣ Rihanna stated that her father is profiting off the reputation she’s made with her brand ‘Fenty’. ⁣ -⁣ The father even tried to falsely advertise himself as Rihanna’s rep to steal millions of dollars.⁣ -⁣ Rihanna even tried to send her father a cease and desist letter but he’s ignored those letter so Rihanna is asking the judge for some help.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @fentybeauty⁣

Rihanna is suing her father for using her and her Fenty brand to launch his own business.⁣ -⁣ According to reports, Rihanna’s father, Ronald...

Michelangelo, Shit, and Yeah: the garbage shit boy @davedittell Follow yeah of course I can paint your ceiling Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho" 9:35 AM -13 Jun 2013 25,765 Retweets 43,849 Likes G)@(g 0Э€3

Reddit, The Wall, and Billionaire: IF THE WALL IS SO CRITICALLY IMPORTANT THAT 800,000 LIVES MUST SUFFER FINANCIALLY.. WHY DOESN'T MR BILLIONAIRE FUND IT HIMSELF? The wall can't be THAT vital if he's unwilling to fund it himself

The wall can't be THAT vital if he's unwilling to fund it himself

Funny, God, and Internet: Cancel the 2019 Oscars. This movie wins. DWAYNE JO HNSONIS DONAL D TRUM P THEY WOULDN'T BUILD HIM A WALL. SO HE BUILT IT HIMSELF RESTRICTED COMING SO ON UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN I’ve made more memes than anybody on the Internet. Nobody can touch my quantity, but god damn it, nobody can touch the quality of @adam.the.creator The guy is a damn creative genius

I’ve made more memes than anybody on the Internet. Nobody can touch my quantity, but god damn it, nobody can touch the quality of @adam.the....

Memes, Oscars, and Soon...: Cancel the 2019 Oscars. This movie wins D W A Y N E JO H N S O N IS DONALD TRUM P THEY WOULDN'T BUILD HIM A WALL. SO HE BUILT IT HIMSELF COMING SOON R S RESTRICTED UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN MADE WITH MOMUS 10-10 would shut down my local theater to see this movie🍿

10-10 would shut down my local theater to see this movie🍿

Beautiful, Life, and School: flowersinbonecages: 19 delete edit You're pathetic. Please kill yourself Anonymous The other day I was very seriously contemplating suicide. Had I received a message like this then, I legitimately believe I would have attempted to take my own life. Unfortunately for you, two days ago a littie boy saved me. I didn't even know him -yet as we passed each other he said I was beautiful and deserved to live. Just like that. As tumbir becomes more populated, the amount of times I see hate on my dash is becoming more frequent. Often after my initial fury at seeing the cruel message dies down, I wonder what it is in the anonymous' life that has made them so bitter, heartless and cold, that they feel compelled to tell someone that they are not beautiful or are undeserving of life. I have failed to think of anything. I can find no reasons for such inhumanity. 3 weeks ago, a 13 year old girl from my town committed suicide because she was being bullied. The amount of people it affected is astounding. Her father is going to walk her down the aisle in a coffin as oppose to a beautiful white wedding dress. He's probably going to cry himself to sleep tonight like he has done since she she died. He still remembers holding her the day she was born and promising to protect her no matter what. Her mum is never going to teach her how to put her new born baby to sleep. She is never going to have a first kiss. Have sex. Travel the world. Feel the rush of relief when she finishes her final exam. Turn eighteen. Have a baby. Feel anxious when her child goes to school for the first time. Someone murdered her with their words. Someone like you. I'm naive to think you will never send hate again, but please learn two things from my response. 1. t takes a few kind words to save someones life. 2. It takes a few cruel words to take someones life. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM epicjohndoe: Such A Beautiful Thought

epicjohndoe: Such A Beautiful Thought

Disappointed, Irl, and Me IRL: Man Disappointed After Successfully Finding Himself" 29 me irl

me irl

Facebook, Memes, and Bermuda: "If only I had checked myself" George Somers, he wrecked himself... off the coast of Bermuda in 1609 LASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes

Bad, New Year's, and Happy: Nina Mohan @NinaLMohan if you feel like your 2019 is off to a bad start, just remember this: you can't possibly be doing worse than the kid I passed yesterday on a hiking trail who wedged himself into a tree and got stuck happy new year! if your new year hasn’t started off great then follow 👉 @ninamohan and turn it around 🥳

if your new year hasn’t started off great then follow 👉 @ninamohan and turn it around 🥳

Dank, Head, and Run: What is something that makes you smile every time? 1,3k Share 12,2k x7 BEST COMMENTS ▼ Lead5alad.4h . When I make a joke or say something du... LaunchesKayaks ⑤ . 4h My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say, There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud of himself every time.

Head, Memes, and R. Kelly: SHARK TANK' STAR DAYMOND JOHN HEY R. KELLY, GO KILL YOURSELF... BUT DO IT IN PRISON!!! Don’t hold back now. 😱 R. Kelly really should off himself in the wake of the Lifetime docuseries, but he should wait until after he gets sent to prison, so says Daymond John. Thoughts? Head to TMZ for more. tmz rkelly daymondjohn sharktank

Don’t hold back now. 😱 R. Kelly really should off himself in the wake of the Lifetime docuseries, but he should wait until after he gets sen...

Dad, Google, and Love: samizdata scientist @Theophite Nov 9 as a Google ML ethics guy, i need a drink. moth dad @innesmck my dad just told me he makes decisions now by emailing himself a potential plan and reading gmail's suggested auto-responses to it to determine if it's good idea or not Show this thread samizdata scientist @Theophite Nov 9 so, it turns out that our users are using our product for... spins Wheel of User Behavior] divination. 17 201 885 sechuran: The response are exactly mimicking my 3 remaining brain cells communicating about this issue, and I love it

sechuran: The response are exactly mimicking my 3 remaining brain cells communicating about this issue, and I love it

Future, Squidward, and Trap: Today Squidward will trap himself in the freezer to see the wonders of the future 2000 UEARS LATER https://t.co/2KK4Qlc8IU

https://t.co/2KK4Qlc8IU

Iphone, Life, and Twitter: Weekend Twitr @WeekendTwitr I'm drifting away from the "He died so young!" age and toward the, "Well, he never did take good care of himself" age. 10:39 PM 1/5/19 Twitter for iPhone I’m past that age and approaching the “he lived a good life” age.

I’m past that age and approaching the “he lived a good life” age.

Head, Run, and Best: What is something that makes you smile every time? 1 2,2k 1,3kShare BEST COMMENTS ▼ Lead5alad.4h When I make a joke or say something du. LaunchesKayaks ⑤ ). 4h My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say, "There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud of himself every time. Is this the right sub for this?

Is this the right sub for this?

Memes, Heart, and Relatable: i feel personally called out by this post on a profound level mjalti them: lemme know if u need to talk xx me: I don't like to bother people,' says man who drove himself to the ER with a nail in his heart Relatable...well besides the nail in the heart part 😂

Relatable...well besides the nail in the heart part 😂

Donald Trump, Sports, and Goat: HIS CAREER'S NOT OVER. I'D JUST LIKE TO [KNOWIWHY HE'S SAYING THAT, I DON'T KNOW.... MAYBE HE'S TAKING THE DONALD TRUMP APPROACH AND TRYING TO SELL HIMSELF. IDON'T KNOW. B R DANNY AINGE ON LEBRON SAYING HE'S THE GOAT H/T 98.5 THE SPORTS HUB'S "TOUCHER&RICH" Danny Ainge chimes in.

Danny Ainge chimes in.

Memes, Michael Jordan, and Goat: Michael Jordan explains why he would never call himself the GOAT. (Via @TheUndefeated) https://t.co/8PL7KRZr97

Another One, Furniture, and Old: Sue on 12/16/2016 from Tumwater, WA VERIFIED BUYER was hesitant to purchase any furniture through a website, but I needed a nice glider for myself. I bought this knowing there would be a small amount of assembly. I am 72 years old and was able to put it together rather easily. Right after putting it together my new 5 month old kitten adopted it for himself. I just may have to buy another one for myself. I lov e this glider. Read Less wholesome glider review

wholesome glider review

God, Brain, and Death: Extensive scientific research shows that this is the last image the human brain creates at the point of death. Could this be God himself? https://t.co/6mbABbEp8x

https://t.co/6mbABbEp8x

Beautiful, Tumblr, and Blog: l Trust you 6/9/14, 1:26 PM xbryan44x: This story has been wild. I am so happy to see this young man finally come to terms with himself and build a loving and trusting relationship with himself. Beautiful.

xbryan44x: This story has been wild. I am so happy to see this young man finally come to terms with himself and build a loving and trusting...

Goals, Classical Art, and Asks: When you finally meet a man who has goals, isn't full of himself, asks u out at 12pm not 12am & talks about his feelings I like you as a friend. Awww

Awww

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: unclefather:He rides a plane the whole way around the world each year just so people don’t call him a liar when he calls himself “mr.worldwide”

unclefather:He rides a plane the whole way around the world each year just so people don’t call him a liar when he calls himself “mr.worldwi...

Goals, Memes, and Smh: When you finally meet a man who has goals, isn't full of himself, asks u out at 12pm not 12am & talks about his feelings I like you as a friend. Smh

Smh

Bless Up, Friday, and Memes: He seems proud of himself HAPPY FRIDAY EVE BELOVEDS WE ALMOST TO ANOTHER WEEKEND DIDNT I JUST TELL YALL WE BASICALLY TO 2019 ALREADY? LEH GETTIT BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 4: u-_psa115_. Slide 6: u-CrazyCatLady628. Slide 7: u-AnthonyPoe. Slide 8: u-doriannich).

HAPPY FRIDAY EVE BELOVEDS WE ALMOST TO ANOTHER WEEKEND DIDNT I JUST TELL YALL WE BASICALLY TO 2019 ALREADY? LEH GETTIT BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 4...

Earth, Dog, and Thing: A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Basketball, Christmas, and Boston: FIRST PLAYER SINCE 1961 TO HAVE 40+ PTS AND 10+ REB ON CHRISTMAS BOSTON B-R HIT BASKETBALL REFERENCE Uncle Drew had himself a merry Christmas 🎄

Uncle Drew had himself a merry Christmas 🎄

Alive, Lil Wayne, and Meme: Lil Wayne tightly presses the last piece of scotch tape on a gift, "best wrapper alive." he whispers to himself, then sips his hot cocoa. @whitepeoplehumor is the Lil Wayne of the meme game.

@whitepeoplehumor is the Lil Wayne of the meme game.

Sports, Patrick, and Thoughts: Patrick Mahomes shares his thoughts on his defense compared to himself #KCvsSEA https://t.co/z9W5ewSfLJ

Dank, Saw, and Bible: LAD BIBLE He saw himself in the mirror and couldn't believe what he was seeing 😂🦎

Fucking, Lmao, and Memes: Scarlett 20 hrs What the fuck don't make r*pe jokes how is that a hard fucking concept to grasp rdo Like -comment Share Adrian Burroughs, Elizabeth Sloan and 9 others 6 shares 10 Comments Tom Like Reply 2 hrs Jack Like Reply 1 hr Tom Like Reply 1 hr Jordan 1 11 What's wrong with rope jokes? Like Reply Just now Jordan Like Reply - Just now Jordan Like- Reply Just now No Rope jokes? Ripe you idiot a string goes into a bar the bartender goes we dont serve ur kind Jordan 1 ■ string leaves, twists himself up and parts his hair, and comes back Like Reply Just now Jordan asks Like Reply Just now Jordan Like Reply Just no Jordan Like Reply Just now aren't u the same guy from just a minute ago, the bartender Tm a frayed knot, says the piece of string And then he got raped lmao Our hero via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2CvvF6U

Anaconda, Dad, and Tumblr: hollyevolving: smugbots-and-such: shurism: The Avengers (2012) // Thor: Ragnarok (2017) honestly the only way to explain joss’s loki is to say he was strung out on torture and space meth the whole time Who was? Loki, or Whedon? Avengers!Loki was dealing with so much bullshit (parent issues, lack of self-worth, manipulated and partially controlled by others) that his behaviour was 100% in character and, indeed, well portrayed.Ragnorak!Loki? All the resulting mental illnesses as a result of his past have fully manifested, he’s trying not to disassociate all that much but then his dad shows up, tells him his sister is gonna kill him and Thor, then just goes ‘lol peace’ and disappears. Ragnorak!Loki has accepted his clinical depression and lack of self-worth and is managing them by just being out to have a good time and trying not to get himself killed.

Ted, Thank You, and Giraffe: This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself. 13/10 rt Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2A7Lqzm

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2A7Lqzm

Dank, Lemonade, and Boy: Brendan Scanlan @BernardScrambls Just drove past a little boy with a lemonade stand.I wasn't going to stop but he looked at me and started miming himself throwing a lasso at my car and pulling me in. I didn't have a choice, it's a lawless land out here in the West but now I have lemonade

Dank, Halo, and Memes: Pop Smoke @Pop_Smoke7 Pop Smoke M18 #MattisResignation can only mean one thing. He's going rogue and will halo jump into Syria to finish the job himself 12/21/18, 11:46 AM Talks with @grjbooks turn into dank tweets. Excited for this warrior- Best selling author to be on the podcast next month!

Talks with @grjbooks turn into dank tweets. Excited for this warrior- Best selling author to be on the podcast next month!

Lemonade, Boy, and Car: Brendan Scanlan @BernardScrambls Just drove past a little boy with a lemonade stand. I wasn't going to stop but he looked at me and started miming himself throwing a lasso at my car and pulling me in. I didn't have a choice, it's a lawless land out here in the West but now I have lemonade this is marketing and advertising

this is marketing and advertising

Game, A Game, and Thunder: OKC 107 KINGS 89 4th Qtr 8:55 23 THUNDER PG had himself A GAME. 43 PTS 12 REBS 7 ASTS

Diss, Run, and Mario: Ryan Pequirn @ryanpequin When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run ye @kanyewest Iwill never make a diss record

Family, House, and Columbus: @nbc4i COLUMBUS Man barricades himself in house after family member takes bite of his grilled cheese sandwich. nbc4i.co 2iaf6Dx @BestMemes eaderaout/Tota Konoe @ernstpls reasonable reaction

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: October OCTOber it's the 8th month I cracked the code October is the 10th month though It was originally the 8th month but then Julius f*king Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus we should totally just stab caesar wait MA THEMETAPICTURE.COM you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com laughoutloud-club: Something You Probably Didn’t Know About October

laughoutloud-club: Something You Probably Didn’t Know About October

Alive, Ass, and Bad: Lauren @laurennnjoness2 my history professor is tired of our shit @will_ent Yuri Gagarin (write it down) #insane If you can name five Kardashians but don't know the name of the first human to strap himself to a giant ass missile and get shot into space and make it back alive it doesn't mean you're a bad person but you should probably reevaluate your internet and reading habits. 😂Worth the read

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