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        hippopotamus: 1Lhu50KIG
 #124029364 04.05 08:21:02
 JPEG 700x762 151 KB
 Is using an exploit in a video game to crash
 servers illegal in America?
 Is it illegal to crash a video game's server using nothing but in-
 game mechanics?
 I found an exploit in a Steam survival game that can crash the
 server for about 5-10 minutes, booting everyone off the server
 It uses nothing but in-game mechanics to do
 Is it considered a DoS attack? Or, since I'm just "playing the
 game" would it hold up in court?
 6 E bAc9a7FZ
 #124030682 04.05 08:36:59
 >Knock on door
 GO AWAY IM BUSY
 >Door opens, anons parents take a timid step into the room
 Pissjugs fill most of the available floorspace
 > "Anon, what. What are you doing?"
 Camera pans to anon, who sits crosslegged and hunched
 over a small dusty monitor, fat rolls flowing freely to reveal a
 completely naked figure except for some ripped, stained Y
 fronts.
 "I just found a small indie game on Steam where I can exploit
 an ingame mechanic to crash the servers *snortlaugh* *shart
 I'm basically a hacker, you know.
 A pale, chunky hand reaches into an industrial-sized bag of
 Flaming Hot Cheetos. Some sounds, akin to that of a hungry
 hippopotamus devouring a small mammal, follow. The creature
 wipes the crumbs on its pallid body
 o-okay, anon. We'll leave you to it.
 The mother wipes away a single tear as she backs out the
 room. The father gives a single glare, a mix of regret, shame
 and stoic acceptance, before following suit and gently closing
 over the door
 A single balloon reading "Happy 30th birthday, son!" hovers
 for several days in the doorway unnoticed, until the helium
 leaks out of it and it slumps, almost wearily, to the floor
        

            
            

                
                
                    hippopotamus: 1Lhu50KIG
 #124029364 04.05 08:21:02
 JPEG 700x762 151 KB
 Is using an exploit in a video game to crash
 servers illegal in America?
 Is it illegal to crash a video game's server using nothing but in-
 game mechanics?
 I found an exploit in a Steam survival game that can crash the
 server for about 5-10 minutes, booting everyone off the server
 It uses nothing but in-game mechanics to do
 Is it considered a DoS attack? Or, since I'm just "playing the
 game" would it hold up in court?
 6 E bAc9a7FZ
 #124030682 04.05 08:36:59
 >Knock on door
 GO AWAY IM BUSY
 >Door opens, anons parents take a timid step into the room
 Pissjugs fill most of the available floorspace
 > "Anon, what. What are you doing?"
 Camera pans to anon, who sits crosslegged and hunched
 over a small dusty monitor, fat rolls flowing freely to reveal a
 completely naked figure except for some ripped, stained Y
 fronts.
 "I just found a small indie game on Steam where I can exploit
 an ingame mechanic to crash the servers *snortlaugh* *shart
 I'm basically a hacker, you know.
 A pale, chunky hand reaches into an industrial-sized bag of
 Flaming Hot Cheetos. Some sounds, akin to that of a hungry
 hippopotamus devouring a small mammal, follow. The creature
 wipes the crumbs on its pallid body
 o-okay, anon. We'll leave you to it.
 The mother wipes away a single tear as she backs out the
 room. The father gives a single glare, a mix of regret, shame
 and stoic acceptance, before following suit and gently closing
 over the door
 A single balloon reading "Happy 30th birthday, son!" hovers
 for several days in the doorway unnoticed, until the helium
 leaks out of it and it slumps, almost wearily, to the floor
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves β€˜accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an β€˜accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t β€˜being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended πŸ˜–) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up πŸ™Œ: My friend just adopted this strange brown
 hippopotamus.
 Pic: reddit u/Herodias
 @DrSmashlove
PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves β€˜accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an β€˜accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t β€˜being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended πŸ˜–) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up πŸ™Œ
        

            
            

                
                
                    PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves β€˜accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an β€˜accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t β€˜being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended πŸ˜–) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up πŸ™Œ: My friend just adopted this strange brown
 hippopotamus.
 Pic: reddit u/Herodias
 @DrSmashlove
PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves β€˜accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an β€˜accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t β€˜being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended πŸ˜–) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up πŸ™Œ
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        beneathesnow:

anonymoustypewriter:
shoutyourprayersfromthemountains:

sixpenceee:

Meet Obi, a three-week-old pygmy hippopotamus that just learned how to swim. Born to hippo mum Petre and dad Felix 3 weeks ago at the Melbourne Zoo, Obi means β€œheart” in Igbo, a Nigerian language. He is part of an international breeding program and will be designated to breed somewhere else with another female upon maturity.
β€œHe loves the water and spends hours in the small pool, so he is ready for the next step,” said sea manager Justin Valentine. But β€œhe’s only little so about 10 to 15 minutes and he’s a bit tired and he has to take a break. And then he’s back into it right away,” he added.
Pygmy hippos are endangered, although it’s difficult to know their exact numbers due to their dense rain-forest habitat. (Source)

HIS LITTLE SMILE, HE’S SO HAPPY WITH LIFE.

HE IS SO SMALL LIKE A LITTLE BLACK JELLYBEAN


Is anyone else thinking β€œhouse hippo”? XD: ZOO
beneathesnow:

anonymoustypewriter:
shoutyourprayersfromthemountains:

sixpenceee:

Meet Obi, a three-week-old pygmy hippopotamus that just learned how to swim. Born to hippo mum Petre and dad Felix 3 weeks ago at the Melbourne Zoo, Obi means β€œheart” in Igbo, a Nigerian language. He is part of an international breeding program and will be designated to breed somewhere else with another female upon maturity.
β€œHe loves the water and spends hours in the small pool, so he is ready for the next step,” said sea manager Justin Valentine. But β€œhe’s only little so about 10 to 15 minutes and he’s a bit tired and he has to take a break. And then he’s back into it right away,” he added.
Pygmy hippos are endangered, although it’s difficult to know their exact numbers due to their dense rain-forest habitat. (Source)

HIS LITTLE SMILE, HE’S SO HAPPY WITH LIFE.

HE IS SO SMALL LIKE A LITTLE BLACK JELLYBEAN


Is anyone else thinking β€œhouse hippo”? XD
        

            
            

                
                
                    beneathesnow:

anonymoustypewriter:
shoutyourprayersfromthemountains:

sixpenceee:

Meet Obi, a three-week-old pygmy hippopotamus that just learned how to swim. Born to hippo mum Petre and dad Felix 3 weeks ago at the Melbourne Zoo, Obi means β€œheart” in Igbo, a Nigerian language. He is part of an international breeding program and will be designated to breed somewhere else with another female upon maturity.
β€œHe loves the water and spends hours in the small pool, so he is ready for the next step,” said sea manager Justin Valentine. But β€œhe’s only little so about 10 to 15 minutes and he’s a bit tired and he has to take a break. And then he’s back into it right away,” he added.
Pygmy hippos are endangered, although it’s difficult to know their exact numbers due to their dense rain-forest habitat. (Source)

HIS LITTLE SMILE, HE’S SO HAPPY WITH LIFE.

HE IS SO SMALL LIKE A LITTLE BLACK JELLYBEAN


Is anyone else thinking β€œhouse hippo”? XD: ZOO
beneathesnow:

anonymoustypewriter:
shoutyourprayersfromthemountains:

sixpenceee:

Meet Obi, a three-week-old pygmy hippopotamus that just learned how to swim. Born to hippo mum Petre and dad Felix 3 weeks ago at the Melbourne Zoo, Obi means β€œheart” in Igbo, a Nigerian language. He is part of an international breeding program and will be designated to breed somewhere else with another female upon maturity.
β€œHe loves the water and spends hours in the small pool, so he is ready for the next step,” said sea manager Justin Valentine. But β€œhe’s only little so about 10 to 15 minutes and he’s a bit tired and he has to take a break. And then he’s back into it right away,” he added.
Pygmy hippos are endangered, although it’s difficult to know their exact numbers due to their dense rain-forest habitat. (Source)

HIS LITTLE SMILE, HE’S SO HAPPY WITH LIFE.

HE IS SO SMALL LIKE A LITTLE BLACK JELLYBEAN


Is anyone else thinking β€œhouse hippo”? XD
                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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