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Beard, Friends, and Hipster: HIPSTER PAID |ยฃ3.50 FOR 'ARTISAN DWARF CABBAGE Posh veg was really a single Brussels sprout! SPROUT OF ORDER: Giles with dog Bungle WHEN hipster Giles White paid ยฃ3.50 for an "artisan dwarf cabbage" at a local farmers' market he couldn't wait to take a photo of his latest purchase and proudly show it off on social media. But seconds after posting snap of his"uber trendy" new veg on Instagram, Giles started getting waves of mockery from friends and followers... Because the 39-year-old craft alf ouid fhad paid SPROUTor a single BRUSSELS SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE By JONATHAN SMYTHE urban farmers' market would try and hoodwink customers like that "I've already written about the outrage on my blog and made a video describing the incident which I posted on YouTube. I actually cry in it that's how angry I am. Giles-from trendy Shoreditch in east London-added: "From here on in, I'm going to stick to traditional vegetables like sand-grown albino broccoli and distressed kale." Last night his mum Gloria told Sunday Sporating little c**en a he became a hipster. Three pounds fifty for a single Brussels sprout?! They must have seen him coming...well, of course they saw him coming. How can you miss him, with that beard and that silly little dog?!" a Trendy t since And the worst abuse came from his own MUM, Gloria, who called her trendy son "a daft little twat". Blushing behind his luxuriant hipster beard and clutching his pug dog Bungle, Giles said last night: "I can hardly believe someone at the ridiculous
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Beard, Friends, and Hipster: HIPSTER PAID |ยฃ3.50 FOR 'ARTISAN DWARF CABBAGE Posh veg was really a single Brussels sprout! SPROUT OF ORDER: Giles with dog Bungle WHEN hipster Giles White paid ยฃ3.50 for an "artisan dwarf cabbage" at a local farmers' market he couldn't wait to take a photo of his latest purchase and proudly show it off on social media. But seconds after posting snap of his"uber trendy" new veg on Instagram, Giles started getting waves of mockery from friends and followers... Because the 39-year-old craft alf ouid fhad paid SPROUTor a single BRUSSELS SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE By JONATHAN SMYTHE urban farmers' market would try and hoodwink customers like that "I've already written about the outrage on my blog and made a video describing the incident which I posted on YouTube. I actually cry in it that's how angry I am. Giles-from trendy Shoreditch in east London-added: "From here on in, I'm going to stick to traditional vegetables like sand-grown albino broccoli and distressed kale." Last night his mum Gloria told Sunday Sporating little c**en a he became a hipster. Three pounds fifty for a single Brussels sprout?! They must have seen him coming...well, of course they saw him coming. How can you miss him, with that beard and that silly little dog?!" a Trendy t since And the worst abuse came from his own MUM, Gloria, who called her trendy son "a daft little twat". Blushing behind his luxuriant hipster beard and clutching his pug dog Bungle, Giles said last night: "I can hardly believe someone at the ridiculous
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Beard, Friends, and Hipster: HIPSTER PAID ยฃ3.50 FOR ARTISAN DWARR CABBAGE Posh veg was really a single Brussels sprout! SPROUT OF ORDER Giles with dog Bungle WHEN hipster Giles White paid ยฃ3.50 for an "artisan SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE dwarf cabbage" at a local farmers' market he couldn't wait to take a photo of his urban farmers' market would try latest purchase and proudly and hoodwink customers like that show it off on social media. But seconds after posting a video describing the incident which snap of his ubertrendy"new ve on Instagra, Giles started in it- that's how angry I am. getting waves of mockery from friends and followers Because the 39-year-old craft , I'm going to stick to traditional in distller had paid three and a vegetables lik sand-grown albino alf quid for a single BRUSSELS broccoli and distressed kale. SPROUT! By JONATHAN SMYTHE "I've already written about the outrage on my blog and made a I posted on YouTube. I actually cry Giles-from trendy Shoreditch in east London added: "From here on Last night his mum Gloria told Sunday Sport: "Giles has been a Trendy And the worst abuse came from Rebeame a kaping ittle e"since his own MUM, Gloria, who called her trendy son "a daft little twat. Brussels sprout?! They must have Blushing behind his luxuriant seen him coming...wl, of course hipster beard and clutching his pug they saw him coming. How can you dog Bungle, Giles said last night:"I miss him, with h ridiculous can hardly believe someone at the beard and that silly little dog?!" "Three pounds fifty for a single
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Beard, Friends, and Hipster: HIPSTER PAID E3.50 FOR ARTISAN DWARF CABBAGE Posh veg was really a single Brussels sprouf! SPROUT OF ORDER: Giles with dog Bungle WHEN hipster Giles White paid ยฃ3.50 for an "artisan dwarf cabbage" at a local farmers' market he couldn't wait to take a photo of his urban farmers' market would try latest purchase and proudly and hoodwink customers like that show it off on social media. SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE By JONATHAN SMYTHE "I've already written about the outrage on my blog and made a But seconds after posting a video describing the incident which snapof his uber trendy new veg ฤฐposted onYouTube. I actually cry on Instagram, Giles started in it that's how angry I am." , getting waves of mockery from s-from trendy Shoreditch in east London-added: From here on Because the 39-year-old craft in I'm going to stick to traditional in distiller had paid thr like sand-grown albino friends and followers ree and a alf quid for a single BRUSSELS vegetables broccoli and distressed kale." SPROUT! Trend Last night his mum Gloria told Sunday Sport: "Giles has been a And the worst abuse came from hr berame avapiter- tdle ct since And the worst abuse came from he became a hipster his own MUM, Gloria, who called Three pounds fifty for a single her trendy son "a daft little twat. Bssels sprout?! They must have Blushing behind his luxuriant seen him coming...well, of course hipster beard and clutching his pug they saw him coming. How can you dog Bungle, Giles said last night: "I miss him, with that ridiculous can hardly believe someone at the beard and that silly little dog?!"
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Beard, Friends, and Hipster: HIPSTER PAID E3.50 FOR ARTISAN DWARF CABBAGE Posh veg was really a single Brussels sprouf! SPROUT OF ORDER: Giles with dog Bungle WHEN hipster Giles White paid ยฃ3.50 for an "artisan dwarf cabbage" at a local farmers' market he couldn't wait to take a photo of his urban farmers' market would try latest purchase and proudly and hoodwink customers like that show it off on social media. SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE By JONATHAN SMYTHE "I've already written about the outrage on my blog and made a But seconds after posting a video describing the incident which snapof his uber trendy new veg ฤฐposted onYouTube. I actually cry on Instagram, Giles started in it that's how angry I am." , getting waves of mockery from s-from trendy Shoreditch in east London-added: From here on Because the 39-year-old craft in I'm going to stick to traditional in distiller had paid thr like sand-grown albino friends and followers ree and a alf quid for a single BRUSSELS vegetables broccoli and distressed kale." SPROUT! Trend Last night his mum Gloria told Sunday Sport: "Giles has been a And the worst abuse came from hr berame avapiter- tdle ct since And the worst abuse came from he became a hipster his own MUM, Gloria, who called Three pounds fifty for a single her trendy son "a daft little twat. Bssels sprout?! They must have Blushing behind his luxuriant seen him coming...well, of course hipster beard and clutching his pug they saw him coming. How can you dog Bungle, Giles said last night: "I miss him, with that ridiculous can hardly believe someone at the beard and that silly little dog?!"
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4chan, Apparently, and Bad: File: tomanime ipg (56 KB, 583x435) Open-sores community is fucking cancer Anonymous 10/15/17(Sun)02:57:23 No. 62903927 2262903995 >-6290402->>62904109 >-62904135 >262904327 29110462911077 No wonder that Stallman doesn't want any association with thenm I'm the anon who asked about the open-sores conference earlier today. Anyways, I went and while I couldn't take any pictures, it was pretty much a meme >go to hacktoberfest >first thing I see is 5 guys with the exact same hipster beard and macbooks with C#/JavaScript/NodeJS/GitHub stickers on them >there is one girl >ugly as fuc >apparently she is one of the leaders >everyone seems to know each other with sjw glasses and purple colored hair >everyone uses fucking windows >except one guy with a "Just do Git" tshirt who used gahnoo/loonix on a thinkpad I swear l'm not making this up >first lesson starts the sjw purple girl starts talking about what is open sores and why we should join the open sores lists the 4 essencial freedoms as defined by GNU project, but doesn't mention GNU project at all, or "free software" at all, just talks about open sores >manages to mumble through to the end > "any questions?" >one quy raises his hand > what are some open sores licences we can use in our projects?" >uuuuhhhh....well..im not an expert at this...but you have, for example theee...openGL.. .i think" >OPEN FUCKING GL LICENCE >the thinkpad guy jumps in and saves her from further embarrassment >conference goes on >some guy from Microshaft talks for half an hour about how MS is the biggest contributor to open-sores and how they're not the bad guys >another guy made some photoshopped movie covers like "death node" and "GIT" (with git mascot instead of the IT clown) and "Vim" (instead of Ring) pizza arrives >the purple sjw stars talking to some guy about how she is vegan >another girl joins her saying she's vegan too >I turn over to the guy on my left >holy shit just listen to those retards" >"im vegan too" he says and joins them in discussion >they keep talking about veganism for the rest of the brealk /g/entooman goes to a hackathon
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Baked, Beard, and Best Friend: he's so cute @D ashlo Now look bruh some of u men ugly. Not just a lil ugly but really ugly like you look a lil bit like Mr Potato Head with mis match parts like when bad ass kids put the eyes where the lips should be. Now some of u ugly men are rich - so u get ladies off of that. But some of u ugly dudes also broke. And u thinking "I'm never gonna land a pretty girl." Wrong. U just gotta follow my steps. (1) Facial hair. This is a ugly dude must. A beard is a ugly dude's best friend - especially them long hipster beards that disguise everything but your eyes. Another safe bet is the porn star mustache. For some reason if u thin and ugly the hipster mustache works - girls be like "he ugly but endearing - imma sympathy fuck him and in the off chance his pipe game ok, he will keep me warm this winter ๐Ÿ˜." Bam. Your mustache just gave u a relationship with a pretty, thick hipster named Leah who got two puppers and a kitten and makes a mean vegan baked Mac and cheese. (2) Lose some weight. There is always that one chubby hipster dude in the squad who's like the huggy papa bear but in general if u want to land pretty ladies as a ugly hipster try to be as thin as possible - or, hit them weights - a big chest gon draw attention away from yo mousy lookin ass grill. (3) Good haircut. Man bun, or the fuckboy fade is a reliable way to draw attention away from a struggling face. But if u balding - razor dat shit. If u ugly AND u balding a woman's cave woman instincts gon kick in and she gon want to avoid extending your bloodline. Now u a bald, lonely caveman spending the winter alone lol. (4) Be fashionable. Slim (but not skinny) black jeans, vans, and a t shirt of a obscure band. The t shirt is a convo starter. "Oh u like the Purple Swedish Fish too?" "Yeah - I saw them at Chella ๐Ÿ˜." "Wait you were at Chella lol no way me too?" Me: "hold up - we was at the same concert - and now we at the same bar? We was meant to be together ๐Ÿ˜€. We should have chirren. Let me cum inside you - we shall name our daughter 'Chella' ๐Ÿ˜›." <- don't try that last line lol that's what I say in those situations but it might not work for u - but everything else will - good luck! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Baseball, Beard, and Bones: I watched a girl browse through her Instagram self. Truecels submitted 25 days ago by Placed this orignally on the FA-sub but I think it's been deleted.These introspective blog posts are important to get off my chest and I hope others can identify I watched a girl browse through her Insta ram and it was pure torture. She scrolled down quickly and would slowly scroll back up when she saw a hot chaddy with a buzzcut and fluffy hipster beard who happens to have a great maxilla. As you all know it's all about the maxillary bones, they define your attractiveness. So as I watched her doing this-I sat behind her in a train- I felt an incredible rage building up inside me. My emotions were contemplating going all sodini. The great sodini. There was also incredible sadness. The fact that she's hot and can get all she wants. Even girls below my looksmatch ignore me, desperation. She stood up and was going to exit the train. I tried to make eye Near as I /Neophytepose contact bjt she didn't even blink. I wasn't even allowed to make an effort, a friendly smile, nothing. The entitlement I can tell, sodin don't think I'm ugly, I've got the memory of having sex with a HB8-9. It's true, it happened. I don't know why she refers to George anted me but it happened, it keeps me going on. So much cope. Should I start drinking, smoking and fapping Sodini, blogger again? Life is futile when you see people living their lives while not a moment thinking about what it's like not being turned shooter able to have sex on command At least date your looksmatch girls. When you're a 6 you should give 6's a chance. And who killed three take one for the team (I know you like that you'd like to fuck a whole baseball team, right? Yes yes, as long as the women and are chads). Also: I don't want to give off the impression I advocate wat Sodini did, I morally can't but I understand, red ten others because he was he lived a very painful life and most of us can identify with him frustrated that no My future goals are buying a log cabin around the age of 30 and to live deep down in the woods, where I can't be woman would confronted with all those happy couples in town. All those people who are happy and free, who consider their lives sleep with him normal and can't imagine life any differently. The girls who jokingly say "I can't go a week without sex lol". I clench my jaw. I would only leave this log cabin to stock up on some groceries and books. I would read my books in front of a cosy fireplace, while the rain falls down on the rooftop. I can already imagine me laying in bed, after having taken a nice warm bath, while I can hear the rain falling down on the rooftop. It would make sense for me to take up some sort of foresting profession for my daily life. I would also buy a dog as a faithful companion. Over time, I wouldn't be reminded of my lack of accomplishments in life. And my libido and rage would drop because I'd become one with nature, without any negative external influences. I think, living such a life, while walking through the forest with my dog by my side, I would sometimes say: "I have a nice life" Carry on my wayward sons Stranger ignores neckbeard in public, he contemplates killing her
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