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        Dove, Funny, and Head: Language
 Why English is
 so hard to learn
 11. The insurance was invalid for the
 invalid in his hospital bed.
 12. There was a row among the
 oarsmen about who would row.
 13. They were too close to the door
 to close it.
 14. The buck does funny things when
 the does (females) are present.
 15.A seamstress and a sewer fell
 down into a sewer line.
 16. To help with planting, the farmer
 taught his sow to sow.
 17.The wind was too strong to wind
 the sail around the mast.
 Marlene Davis
 YOU think English
 is easy? Check out
 the following.
 1. The bandage
 was wound around
 the wound.
 2. The farm was cultivated to produce
 produce.
 3. The dump was so full that the
 workers had to refuse more refuse.
 4. We must polish the Polish furniture
 shown at the store.
 5. He could lead if he would get the
 lead out.
 6. The soldier decided to desert his
 tasty dessert in the desert.
 7. Since there is no time like the pres-
 ent, he thought it was time to present the
 present to his girlfriend.
 8.A bass was painted on the head of
 the bass drum.
 9.When shot at, the dove dove into
 the bushes.
 10.1 did not object to the object
 which he showed me.
 18. Upon seeing the tear in her
 painting she shed a tear.
 19.I had to subject the subject to a
 series of tests.
 20. How can I intimate this to my
 most intimate friend?
 Heteronyms
 These are brilliant. Homonyms
 or homographs are words of like
 spelling, but with more than one
 meaning and sound.
 When pronounced differently,
 they are known as heteronyms
English is thoroughly tough
        

            
            

                
                
                    Dove, Funny, and Head: Language
 Why English is
 so hard to learn
 11. The insurance was invalid for the
 invalid in his hospital bed.
 12. There was a row among the
 oarsmen about who would row.
 13. They were too close to the door
 to close it.
 14. The buck does funny things when
 the does (females) are present.
 15.A seamstress and a sewer fell
 down into a sewer line.
 16. To help with planting, the farmer
 taught his sow to sow.
 17.The wind was too strong to wind
 the sail around the mast.
 Marlene Davis
 YOU think English
 is easy? Check out
 the following.
 1. The bandage
 was wound around
 the wound.
 2. The farm was cultivated to produce
 produce.
 3. The dump was so full that the
 workers had to refuse more refuse.
 4. We must polish the Polish furniture
 shown at the store.
 5. He could lead if he would get the
 lead out.
 6. The soldier decided to desert his
 tasty dessert in the desert.
 7. Since there is no time like the pres-
 ent, he thought it was time to present the
 present to his girlfriend.
 8.A bass was painted on the head of
 the bass drum.
 9.When shot at, the dove dove into
 the bushes.
 10.1 did not object to the object
 which he showed me.
 18. Upon seeing the tear in her
 painting she shed a tear.
 19.I had to subject the subject to a
 series of tests.
 20. How can I intimate this to my
 most intimate friend?
 Heteronyms
 These are brilliant. Homonyms
 or homographs are words of like
 spelling, but with more than one
 meaning and sound.
 When pronounced differently,
 they are known as heteronyms
English is thoroughly tough
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Advice, Ass, and Bad: only1600kids
 itsagifnotagif
 lesbianvenom
 in fifteen minutes I'm going to tell you the
 story about how my dumb lesbian ass
 willingly went into a dorm with four bros
 lesbianvenom
 it's been more than fifteen minutes I know but
 you will get the full scoop on this (also l'm
 okay)
 lesbianvenom
 Okay STORY TIME
 sol was walking back from work around
 nineish and my neighbor/seminar classmate
 is in the hallway talking to his girlfriend. he
 sees me and he's like "hey!! hey classmate
 whose name I don't know" so I turned around
 and was like "it's Hayley.
 and he apologized for not knowing (I didn't
 know his name either so I wasn't mad) and
 asked if I'd started my first paper for seminar.
 he asked me what it was on so I told him and
 he was like "I'm so stuck I have no idea what
 to do," so clearly the natural response for my
 stupid ass to make is to offer him help I told
 him to knock on our door and ask for me if he
 needed help.
 maybe I did this because I was still in tutor
 mode from work. maybe I did it because no
 one takes those offers up anyway, right?
 wrong! a half an hour later, as I'm getting
 ready to shower, he knocks for the door and
 asks for me, and all my roommates don't
 believe him bc he's this dude bro who clearly
 works out and is wearing a johnny cash tshirt.
 like how fake deep is that. i would never
 associate with a dude bro
 so he invites me back to his place and as I'm
 walking there I'm like "this could very possibly
 be a bad idea," but I go anyway bc I'm a
 dumbass with no sense of self preservation.
 he lets me into his apartment and I'm
 immediately hit with the bro-ness of it all: a
 sports illustrated poster on the wall, protein
 powder EVERYWHERE, posters of beer, snap
 backs, flasks, and a guitar because of course
 there is.
 his room is no better, and alarm bells are just
 fucking going off and I'm trying to think of
 a quick exit. then he tries to close his damn
 door to his own room and I'm like "hold up
 that stays open" and he was like "oh yeah
 I'm sorry I didn't think about that," which
 was....considerate.
 two hours, two cigarette breaks later, one
 opening paragraph later, and one of his
 roommates trying to hit on me later, he starts
 talking about intersectionality and my mind
 goes?????????????? and we legit talked about
 rape culture and trump and how fucked we all
 are. eventually we started talking about the
 law and feminism so then I tell him I'm gay
 and his immediate response is "do you get
 those stupid microagressions from guys who
 say they can turn you straight?" and it took me
 a minute to respond bc the fact he even knew
 that word was so bizarre it was like worlds
 colliding
 he then tells me he thinks his little sister
 might be gay because he thinks she told him
 while he was drunk one night but he couldn't
 remember so he asks for advice because
 he doesn't want to upset her because, in
 his words, "I'm not gay so you know I don't
 understand it like you do.
 then, because the night of course could get
 weirder, he tells me he writes poetry but
 doesn't tell anyone because he'll get shit
 for it bc he's supposed to be a "tough guy"
 and masculine and shit and I just feel Jesus
 sending me a message through this kid that
 shouldn't judge all dude bros by the bro-ness
 of their looks but I also wanna stay sexy and
 not get murdered so I'm gonna keep doing
 that. sorry jesus.
 finally I left because I was tired and also I had
 to wash the smell of bad cologne off of me
 but guys this was an experience please be-
 lieve me. i was standing in the shower before
 just letting the water wash over me as the
 whole two hour ordeal played over in my head
 because we laughed, we talked. he told me
 something about himself no one else knows,
 we exchanged political ideas and fist bumps.
 we bonded over the stress of a seminar paper
 and now we are forever changed by this event.
 so that was how my dumb lesbian ass
 willingly walked into a room with four
 dudebros in it.
 cutecajunlizard
 I was so scared this was gonna go badly but
 turns out it's about making new friends in
 unexpected places
 Source: lesbianvenom
 83,261 notes
Dudebro Story
        

            
            

                
                
                    Advice, Ass, and Bad: only1600kids
 itsagifnotagif
 lesbianvenom
 in fifteen minutes I'm going to tell you the
 story about how my dumb lesbian ass
 willingly went into a dorm with four bros
 lesbianvenom
 it's been more than fifteen minutes I know but
 you will get the full scoop on this (also l'm
 okay)
 lesbianvenom
 Okay STORY TIME
 sol was walking back from work around
 nineish and my neighbor/seminar classmate
 is in the hallway talking to his girlfriend. he
 sees me and he's like "hey!! hey classmate
 whose name I don't know" so I turned around
 and was like "it's Hayley.
 and he apologized for not knowing (I didn't
 know his name either so I wasn't mad) and
 asked if I'd started my first paper for seminar.
 he asked me what it was on so I told him and
 he was like "I'm so stuck I have no idea what
 to do," so clearly the natural response for my
 stupid ass to make is to offer him help I told
 him to knock on our door and ask for me if he
 needed help.
 maybe I did this because I was still in tutor
 mode from work. maybe I did it because no
 one takes those offers up anyway, right?
 wrong! a half an hour later, as I'm getting
 ready to shower, he knocks for the door and
 asks for me, and all my roommates don't
 believe him bc he's this dude bro who clearly
 works out and is wearing a johnny cash tshirt.
 like how fake deep is that. i would never
 associate with a dude bro
 so he invites me back to his place and as I'm
 walking there I'm like "this could very possibly
 be a bad idea," but I go anyway bc I'm a
 dumbass with no sense of self preservation.
 he lets me into his apartment and I'm
 immediately hit with the bro-ness of it all: a
 sports illustrated poster on the wall, protein
 powder EVERYWHERE, posters of beer, snap
 backs, flasks, and a guitar because of course
 there is.
 his room is no better, and alarm bells are just
 fucking going off and I'm trying to think of
 a quick exit. then he tries to close his damn
 door to his own room and I'm like "hold up
 that stays open" and he was like "oh yeah
 I'm sorry I didn't think about that," which
 was....considerate.
 two hours, two cigarette breaks later, one
 opening paragraph later, and one of his
 roommates trying to hit on me later, he starts
 talking about intersectionality and my mind
 goes?????????????? and we legit talked about
 rape culture and trump and how fucked we all
 are. eventually we started talking about the
 law and feminism so then I tell him I'm gay
 and his immediate response is "do you get
 those stupid microagressions from guys who
 say they can turn you straight?" and it took me
 a minute to respond bc the fact he even knew
 that word was so bizarre it was like worlds
 colliding
 he then tells me he thinks his little sister
 might be gay because he thinks she told him
 while he was drunk one night but he couldn't
 remember so he asks for advice because
 he doesn't want to upset her because, in
 his words, "I'm not gay so you know I don't
 understand it like you do.
 then, because the night of course could get
 weirder, he tells me he writes poetry but
 doesn't tell anyone because he'll get shit
 for it bc he's supposed to be a "tough guy"
 and masculine and shit and I just feel Jesus
 sending me a message through this kid that
 shouldn't judge all dude bros by the bro-ness
 of their looks but I also wanna stay sexy and
 not get murdered so I'm gonna keep doing
 that. sorry jesus.
 finally I left because I was tired and also I had
 to wash the smell of bad cologne off of me
 but guys this was an experience please be-
 lieve me. i was standing in the shower before
 just letting the water wash over me as the
 whole two hour ordeal played over in my head
 because we laughed, we talked. he told me
 something about himself no one else knows,
 we exchanged political ideas and fist bumps.
 we bonded over the stress of a seminar paper
 and now we are forever changed by this event.
 so that was how my dumb lesbian ass
 willingly walked into a room with four
 dudebros in it.
 cutecajunlizard
 I was so scared this was gonna go badly but
 turns out it's about making new friends in
 unexpected places
 Source: lesbianvenom
 83,261 notes
Dudebro Story
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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