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Clock, Countdown, and Energy: buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly... it's like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says "alright listen up boys, it's time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten." you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe's employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you're in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa's decayed remains je-suis-hetalia Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead m4ge this response carries so much chaotic cursed energy. jimmy hoffa was declared dead in 1982 after disappearing in 1975. he was born in 1913, meaning he would be the miraculous age of 105 today if he wasn't dead. "likely dead." the fact that it's a hetalia blog trying to tell me that he is likely dead. the fact that i specifically mention his decayed corpse in my post so there is literally no reason for someone to alert me that he is "likely" deceased. the fact that this hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me, a person who up until recently literally worked for the international brotherhood of teamsters as a person in charge of handling their historical records. i spent two years of my life answering phone calls from people asking me if i personally knew what happened to jimmy hoffa's body. ive spent a significantly longer amount of time trying to forget that hetalia exists. my entire career as a hetalia faceboolk roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed through my eyes. i legitimately cannot express how much this response has effected me. ive been staring at it for7 minutes. i feel like ive entered the twilight zone je-suis-hetalia I don't ever remember writing that when did I write that m4ge everything about this is cursed peaches


Andrew Bogut, Community, and McDonalds: McDonald's Manager Who Assisted In the Arrest Of The Tampa Serial Killer Will Receive $110,000 Reward @balleralert RONALD FELTON ANTHONY NAIBOA MONCA HOFFA BENJAMIN MITCHELL McDonald’s Manager Who Assisted In the Arrest Of The Tampa Serial Killer Will Receive $110,000 Reward – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earlier this week, the man responsible for the Tampa murders was caught thanks to a McDonald’s manager, who handed over a key piece of evidence that connected 24-year-old Howell Donaldson III to the series of murders. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As a result, Donalda Walker will receive a $110,000 reward for her tip that led to the arrest of the Tampa serial killer. Several organizations have offered rewards, which vary in amounts and Walker will receive “every penny.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Looking back, I am grateful to know I was helpful in assisting law enforcement,” Walker said of her good deed. “I hope you can understand that out of respect for the continuing investigations as well as the victims and their families, I will not be answering questions. But please know I appreciate all the well wishes and the kind words of our community.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the murders took place between October and November in the city’s Seminole Heights neighborhood. Three of the four murders were committed within 11 days, while the fourth occurred more than a month after the first. After a two-month search, Donaldson, who was an employee at the same McDonald's that Walker managed, arrived at the establishment and gave Walker a McDonald’s bag to hold for safe keeping. Shortly after, Walker turned over the bag, which contained the gun used in the four murders, to the police. She also told officials of Donaldson's plan to leave the state, reports state. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although Donaldson admitted to owning the gun, he did not confess to the four murders. However, he faces four counts of first-degree murder.

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